Do gay robots exist?
do you mean robots as in /r9k/ users or actual automatons?
No cause gays are degenerates who fuck anything that moves.
>>26071256
that's not true, I wouldn't fuck you no matter how much you moved
>>26071316
It's not about how much I move, it's about HOW I move. ;)
>>26071363
hot to trot
>>26071090
>subtle 420
Yeah, Wall-E. Jk, he gets more pussy than you.
A lot of fags claim to be gay bots, but few actually are.
Before I gave up on skype I had some chat with "lonely" gays. They were so sad "no bf" for over a month. It wasn't even like they were alone. They had hookups and fuck buddies, but that doesn't count. It isn't the same.
More gays are hypernormies. Less than 3% of gays from 18-25 have not used grindr for a hookup. It isn't even that this 3% isn't hooking up. They are just not doing it through grindr.
This makes true gaybots very sad and lonely. No one understands a real life of loneliness and khv.
Nope. Gays have a lot of issues, but they're not robots. I really wish fagposting was bannable on /r9k/; for fuck's sake there's a reason Moot made a containment board for them.
>>26071090
Yes, there's quite a few of us.
>>26071701
A lot of people on here claim to be robots but are actually normalfags. Most of them are straightfags.
>Less than 3% of gays from 18-25 have not used grindr for a hookup
You have a source for that or just making stuff up?
>>26072469
What makes them any less of a robot?
>>26072917
Numbers from a study of college students, so it may not be applicable to general population.
It is different for gays because sex is expected. Guys like to fuck so two to four guys together will result in much fucking.
>>26071090
do straight robots exist?
literally all of y'all are gay
>>26071090
No robots are asexual or solosexual in practice.
True robots have abandoned sexuality entirely, because it puts them in touch with the beastial form of humanity that rules the earth and social strata as of right now, the one thing that robots despise
All of the virgin whiners are either shills who want us to become addicted to sex and other stupid shit as a means of reintroducing us to society, trolls, or failed normalslimes.
A true robot has a different vision of reality entirely. They don't simply bemoan their station.
Gay robots cannot exist unless it's all about something much deeper than/different from sex, in which case they're not really gay anyway.
>>26073719
People in uni are about as normal as they get.
It's expected for everyone to have sex. That's why girls and guys are rushing to lose their virginity as soon as possible and try as many partners as they can. Girls are constantly hooking up on apps such as tinder and if the guys are attractive enough then they do so as well. Everyone likes to fuck, not just gays.
>am gay
>hate degeneracy
>hate myself for being gay
>hate the gay hookup culture
>gay people at my age had already tons of partners
I just want a qt bf and experience our sexuality together while being all loveydovey and staying together. But that seems to be impossible when it comes to gay people, everyone just fucks around and has tons of experience
>>26073996
>I'm gay I think
>but only when I'm really horny
>I would totally fuck a guy when I'm horny, I have eyefucked some
>but as soon as I releave myself I find guys disgusting
>I can't get feelings for them at all
I guess we are opposites, do you have any idea what's wrong with me?
>>26073996
hard to find good ones, men can such fuckboys
>>26073996
I would really like you to answer me friend
Because I'm actually pretty confused
>>26071090
To the same extent that female bots exist
Make of that as you will
>>26074099
>I guess we are opposites, do you have any idea what's wrong with me?
You're a desperate hetero.
>>26073996
God, I fuckin Know that feel
>Submissive gay
>Sexual desires are in-feasible and dangerous ( anal )
>Realize my sexual value as a human hits 0 the minute I stop looking youthful
>Want to be straight, but know any medical investigation into human sexuality will be stopped by libruls and degenerates
I wasn't supposed to be a faggot.
>>26074287
I. Not tho
I have been like this for a long time, I was always possessive with my friends as a kid and wouldn't let them play with other kids
I actually started feeling attracted to other boys at 14 particularly to this gay boy even tho I never told anyone
It expanded tho and I ended up stealing my friends underwear to fap with its smell
Tryed to fuck a woman hooker but just couldn't take it as you will
I'm still a vjrgin
>>26074390
If you have these like you said
>but as soon as I releave myself I find guys disgusting
>I can't get feelings for them at all
Then you are not gay. You're just desperate for any sort of contact and over attached to your male friends because they were the only people close to you.
>>26074099
>>26074258
There are many bi-men, who aren't romantically attracted to men at all, but would still fuck them if they are horny, it is pretty normal nowadays I think. Like people say "a hole is a hole"
>>26074326
I'm dominant, but it still repulses me to think about all the partners the other person had, stuff like std's are also extremely scary. Sometimes I think that gay people are just animals who want sex, but I would rather find someone who I can love and will love me, sex would be just a benefit of it. And ye, if there would be a way to be straight, I would just choose it, atleast it would make me normal
>>26071090
Bisexual male robot here. Do I count?
>>26074477
>gay people are just animals who want sex
You do realize women are just as bad, right? If you were straight the only difference would be that there was a raostie instead of a dick.
>>26074524
>be straight
>Tons of high quality porn
>Escorts
>No desire to be fucked in the ass
>Can fantasize about women while using my tenga
>Sexual value doesn't fall off a cliff after 30
>Gain sexual pleasure from my partner and not from being the little girl
Heterosexuality is 100% superior
>>26074459
Why I couldn't fuck the hooker tho? Everyone else could
Why did I come home and masturbate thinking of a gay boy that was not only never my friend but hated me?
>tfw he was exactly my type and I never met anyone so cute again
Maybe I can't get feelings for men because I never met the right one
I think I may had some feelings for the highschool boy
>>26074565
It's all subjective. If you're content with what life gave you then congrats.
>>26074581
>Why I couldn't fuck the hooker tho? Everyone else could
It's common for people not be able to get it up for one or end up cumming. I see stories from robots like that all the time.
You seem to have a lot of contradictory statements between posts. You need to sit down and figure yourself out.
>>26074657
>. If you're content with what life gave you then congrats.
I'm obviously not. Fucking normonigger
>>26074657
I just don't like thinking about highschool, those werent happy times and always make me sad
I guess I'm just really picky, I went to this Japanese festival once and there was a handsome boy on a kimono, a flowery one purple so I assumed he was gay. I got a big crush on him too even tho I didn't really speak with him
I like girly boys but not to girly with black hair and big eyes
>>26073996
This pretty much describes me, except the third point. I just want love, sex be damned
>>26074477
>I'm dominant
>dominant
Nigga, you have nothing to worry about, you won't be worthless when your youth fades away. People like you should just leave this board, fucking asshole. I only feel content while someone fucks me in my ass, but you never have to worry about that, you can just fuck another person.
>>26073996
>>26074326
>Have a thing for straight guys
>And for being bullied (thanks public school systems for fucking me up)
>Hate myself for being gay
>Hate myself for my impossible unattainable fetishes
>24 khv
Life is a joke.
>>26074861
Well...
I am a dominant with a tiny dick so it could be worse
>>26074914
>One day you won't be a cute boy being bullied
>One day you'll be an old man with wrinkles and ugly fucking skin
>>26071090
I like dick.
>>26075053
The same will happen to me tho
We still have poor runaways looking for housing on craigslits right? Or at least we could be someone's sugar daddy at least
>>26074565
>Sexual value doesn't fall off a cliff after 30
What? I'm not gay, but I work at a hotel that is positioned right next to the second biggest gay pride festival in the US, and honestly I am jealous of these fags. Every year they buy out the pool area and hold a big gay party. Companies actually pay us to sponsor it. I feel gay guys in there 30s, 40s, and sometimes even 50s still partying like they were 22. The kind of shit that they do that would get a straight guy branded as a "creep" buy women is not only acceptable, but appreciated in the gay community.
I just want to fucking feel wanted man. Gay men never have to worry about that, even as they age.
>>26075835
>Gay men never have to worry about that, even as they age
Unless they have a "flawed" personality or don't fit into the subculture
Most gay people hate "weird" people almost, but not quite as much (due to most having experience with being ostracized, though newer waves of fags may be different) as straight people.
This is where homosexual robots fit, sadly.
>>26074716
If you're not happy with it, then maybe you should stop bragging that your style of life is better than that of the people in this thread.
>>26074758
I honestly don't know what to tell you. You're flip flopping around quite a bit. I hope you can determine what you truly want.
>>26075835
You're right on some points. Gay death isn't nearly as prominent as people make it out to be. There are always people that want to be with someone their own age. Sure there will be people that will chase younger partners but this happens in both sexualities if that person has the resources to do so. Both straight and gays can feel unwanted and go without companionship.
>>26075958
>you should stop bragging that your style of life is better
You're a really dummyhead if you think I was ever bragging.
>>26075896
Oh, I'm not deny that gay robots have it bad, social failures get fucked over regardless of orientation. My point was that gay male sexual market value declines a lot slower than hetero sexual market value. It's common to see 30-50 year old gay guys with boyfriends in their 20s, living the party lifestlye of a guy in his 20s well into middle age. This is something that is almost impossible for straight men unless they are wealthy celebrities.
>>26075974
>lists a bunch of things why his style of life is better then tops it off with "Heterosexuality is 100% superior"
>not bragging
>>26075984
>This is something that is almost impossible for straight men
Not really. People of both genders have daddy issues and are willing to date up or date someone older with a lot of resources. Seldom is it true love.
>>26073996
Maybe we can be non-degenerate faggots together?, I just want a possibly-long-term relationship with a dominant bf, I don't want to run around sucking every cock I find and getting aids, I want a qt bf to love who loves me back, sex optional, I'm still a virgin
>>26074499
You count as half gay
