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Accidentally Falling Asleep After a Night Watching Anime With the Lads Edition
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>that feel when finding a qt new porn slag

going to /gif/ this morning was worth it.
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Post your face when you found out Wogan is dead, lads.
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>>26148157

Lying pakis on this morning lads
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rip in peace tezza
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>wake to the sound of church bells in the distance
>deus vult internally while peering out of my blinds
>see 2 angry looking pakis

today is going to be a nice day lads
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Just had 3 hours kip after a nightshift. Gonna visit parents because fuck it.
Hows your day going britbros?
Also, tossed out a 12 year old at 4am for causing shit. Who lets their 12 year old out at 4 in the morning and why the fuck do they come to maccas to ruin my night?
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>>26148769
Share with us friendo
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>had papa johns last night cos they were 50% off
>arrived 50 mins late
>had to get up at 3:30 AM with the worst shits ever

never again
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Haven't slept at all lads, should I just try to power through today?

Tried to plan for just a few hours sleep before but I end up sleeping until fucking 5pm sometimes, I'm fucked
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>snuggling in bed with you're waifu on a Sunday morning

Why can't this feel be real lads?

(Post waifus)
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>tfw your room always stays cold as fuck during the winter and is always way too hot in the summer

This fucking SUCKS. Everyone else in the house complains when I turn on the heating because it's so hot everywhere else.

Sat here wrapped in my blanket
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>>26150075
Get a cosy dressing grown brah, shit is the best
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>>26150074
>no wolf goddess gf to cuddle with as she wraps her unthinkably soft tail around you

wow this is a pretty bad feel
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Does edging help you last longer in bed?
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>>26150122
>unthinkably soft

That's an interesting choice of adjective anon, it sounds like it's so soft that it's somehow frightening.
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>>26150039
running out of time here lads
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>>26150182

You'll feel worse trying to get up after a tiny amount of sleep than if you just push through.
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>>26150167
I want to cuddle it senpai

imagine how amazing it would feel

but you cant imagine it, its simply too good
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>>26150204
>tfw last time I tried to stay awake all night and then sleep earlier I still couldn't do it and got only like 3-4 hours the next night, finally resorting to sleeping tablets

just fuck my sleeping pattern up senpai
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Lads I think I found the ultimate NEETsmug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJQTc-TqpU
he spent 2 years doing complicated mathematics and trial and error and planning to build the largest and most terrifying possible city in Simcity 3000

>Every person living in Magnasanti spends his life working and residing in one small, massively efficient block of space, until death around age 50
>Sims don't need to travel long distances, because their workplace is just within walking distance. In Fact they do not even need to leave their own block. Wherever they go it's like going to the same place.
>There are a lot of other problems in the city hidden under the illusion of order and greatness: suffocating air pollution, high unemployment, no fire stations, schools, or hospitals, a regimented lifestyle, this is the price that these sims pay for living in the city with the highest population. It's a sick and twisted goal to strive towards. The ironic thing about it is the sims in Magnasanti tolerate it. They don't rebel, or cause revolutions and social chaos. No one considers challenging the system by physical means since a hyper-efficient police state keeps them in line. They have all been successfully dumbed down, sickened with poor health, enslaved and mind-controlled just enough to keep this system going for thousands of years. 50,000 years to be exact. They are all imprisoned in space and time.
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>>26149776
BBC will never need to pay him 1300GBP per hour for Children in Need again.
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Lads, I'm currently drinking an expensive 'make home coffee', shitposting on chan while my gf sleeps next to me in my queen sized bed. This is my Sunday morning.

Do you think this will make you feel better? It won't. You will always feel cold and hallow, this is your life as a robot
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>>26150436
>while my gf sleeps next to me in my queen sized bed

She's dreaming of men who aren't you.
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>>26150436
>expensive 'make home coffee'

What does this even mean?
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>>26150436
>Do you think this will make you feel better? It won't. You will always feel cold and hallow, this is your life as a robot
nigga WHAT
i feel fucking awesome every day because I'm autistic.
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http://youtu.be/M_p1S81lc8g
>tfw gotta go get a haircut today
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>>26150436
You sound half retarded. If you are going to troll try and get atleast a D in GCSE English first.
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>>26150436
>tfw getting married
>tfw robots got it easy
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>>26150484
One of these fucking things I bought because I'm consumerist scum

Decent coffee though
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>>26150465
Bitch is obsessed with me. I activity try to see her less but I never prevail
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>>26150511
I'm dead serious.

I got a C in English
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>>26150529
>coffee from pods
>makes good coffee


Oooo boy, you're taking bait to the next level
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>>26150498

>tfw have needed a haircut for months but can't face going

I'm genuinely about to order hair clippers from Amazon and start doing it myself, it can't be that hard, can it?
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Fuck 2016, fuck cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussbf8hJKSA
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>cancerlevels through the fucking roof again even though i merely ate a fucking banana and an apple and injected 8U of fast acting insulin for it

gonna snort some methamphetamine and then do a couple max heart rate sprint, hope i die desu
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>>26150563
nah it's not hard at all but you might need someone to help straightening the back of your neck cos you will look like a spaz if your hairline is too high up or slanted.
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Anyone else think Raoul Moat will go into Celebrity Big Brother in the future when we run out of celebrities?
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>>26150685
>Raoul Moat

Who famously shot himself at the end of the manhunt?
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>>26150638
>you might need someone to help straightening the back of your neck cos you will look like a spaz if your hairline is too high up or slanted.

Fuck why is life so hard?

I suppose I can use a webcam to look at the back of my head and cut my hair sitting at my computer.
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>>26150707
Fucking hell I thought he was in jail. Memory like a fish r kid.

I'm more sad about Raoul Moat being dead than Wogan.
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Whats the Plans today lads?

Gotta run into town today and get some stuff, Fuck I wish I was a NEET again. Parents will kick me out if I don't continue being a wagecuck. For once theyre legit proud
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>>26150773
shitposting
going fast to music
pull up
on a
pussy
nigga
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>>26149828
My uni accommodation is a street away from a prominent mosque. I'm always rudely awoken by the call to prayer.
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>>26150822
better get used to it lad, soon there's gonna be a mosque on every street corner.
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>>26150822
Ask them to keep it down. Post results.
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>>26150855
londonistad
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>>26150855
you ever seen a mosque before lad?
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>>26150899
How can I make such a mistake
Londonistan of course.

TAKBIR
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life is bollocks lads, people are worthless cunts and absolutely disgust me
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Im watching the perks of being a wallflower
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>>26150939
the wallflower dies
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>>26148157
Tfw its February tomorrow and ive spent the whole of January working and I had to pay the tax man 600 GBP which was a one third of my GBP
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>>26150913
plenty, infact used to live in wokanistan aka the home of the first mosque. luckily the pakis there were okay, no sharia stuff but they still refused to wash for some reason.
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>>26150074
yes to waifus
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>>26150992
That's fucked up, you get about the same amount as me after taxes and I just sit on my arse all day playing video games and collecting autismbux.
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>>26150915
It's okay we didn't acknowledge your post anyway.
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>>26150074
Still feeling a bit ill from last night
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>>26150997
They even want a fucking mosque inside thorpe park lmao
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>>26151150
drink too much cum?
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Parents in law are over. I'm so fucking high, my face feels cold and prickly. They keep asking me questions and I just want them to leave
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>>26150990

this is a good film. my life seens boring in comparison
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>>26151160

Stop it stop it stop it stop it.
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>>26150992
Are you paying the correct tax rate?
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got back from a club in Brighton the a couple days ago, was pretty good as it was my first time. We stayed there until 7 in the morning which was closing time
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>>26151244
Get any qt boys to hold your hand?
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>>26151244

>Brighton
>Clubbing

Are you homosex son?
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>>26151263
are you insinuating that i am in fact gay because I was in Brighton????

And maybe if I wanted to, I was too busy having a good time along with the good atmosphere. No bad vibes :^)
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I watched Criminal Activities and it was shit, complete shit. Avoid it.
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Told my friend I love him and want to marry him while drunk last night lads
Not sure what that says about me probably nothing important hahaha
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>>26151302

>I-It's just a prank bro
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>>26151287
The only reason to go to club seems to be to try and pick someone up. I imagine in Brighton they are defato homoclubs and the only reason to specifically go to Brighton for a nightclub is for homoness
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>>26150529
Why can't you just chuck some ground up coffee in some hot water?

I can't imagine wanting one of these things, full of sugar.
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>>26151302
it means u wan wan is benis :DDDDDDDD
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>>26151210
I dont know my employer refuses to give me a pay slip
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>>26151308
well y-yeah but i took some drugs and danced all night which was my main goal for the evening. And I didn't really see any homoses around, they have their own specific clubs i think!
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What's the plan today lads?
I plan on finishing my not-homemade coffee because I'm not a filthy consumerist like >>26150529 and then take a shower. Afterwards, I'm not really sure.
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BURNT A NEW HOLE IN MY TRACKSUIT T'DAY, SMOKING SOAP BAR WITHOUT AN ASHTRAY..
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>>26151346
Nice legs, mister
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>>26149725
Brucie has gotta be next
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>>26151384
thanks sister
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>>26151340
They are fucking you over, this is very illegal seek advice with the CAB.
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>>26150899
>Work in whitechapel
>Every lunchtime
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
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>>26151401
Whats cab (note with out a job ill be homeless)
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>>26151422
Citizens advice bureau.

You are almost definitely paying too much tax or your boss is intentionally stealing from you. You need to see your payslip.
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cat pissed on my shoe today, good start
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Terry Wogan's Snuffed It edition

Serves him right for what he did to David Icke
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>>26151471

Probably a nonce too.
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>>26151444
Sounds like a happy fluffy cat, got any pics of it? Does it like being stroked or is it a mean kitty?
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>>26151471
>David Icke
if only we had listened to him
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>>26149754
What'd they say (this comment is original)?
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Is Cara the queen of /britfeel/?
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>>26151513
Me and my parents have lived in this house for over a decade, we don't know the names of most of our neighbors. My dad has come up with little nicknames for some of them
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I'm on my 8th cuppa of the day so far.

Anyone else somewhat concerned about their excessive tea consumption?
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>about to light a joint
>friend comes to me to talk about some really important stuff in his life
>don't want to smoke this why having to stop and type as well as ruining high trying to help with problems
>want to smoke weed
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>>26151564
the only thing i worry about when drinking alot of tea is the fluoride consumption
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>>26151536
>not DARLING FEI
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>>26151440
Okay cheers lad illl follow that one up
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>>26151605
>not Alphys
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>>26151571
This is why you shouldn't have friends or roommates lad
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>>26151644
I can't help talking to people online and making friends here.
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>>26151571
>MUH WEED
>MUH FRIENDS
fuck off normalshit. that fucking sentence doesn't even make sense.
>don't want to smoke this why having to stop and type as well as ruining high trying to help with problems
fucking dumbass pothead.
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>>26150074

>tfw you have barely any pictures of your waifu on your phone and don't have one to accurately represent tf
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>>26151564
It's fine mate it's good for you,
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fucking hate eating lunch with my family, because my sister is a right fidgeter, constatnly knocking something or tapping her feet
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>>26151564
aye, 10th here, been up since 7.
my teeth can't get any worse than they already are
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I sometimes use a tea towel for getting hot things out of the oven, instead of using oven gloves. I'm unconventional, but I get results.
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>>26151691
>>26151664
>>26151585

>tfw terribly dry mouth
>tfw dehydrated
>tfw headache
>tfw fuck it, I'll have another brew
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>>26151673
My parents slurp like fucking retards every time they eat anything and my mum talks while chewing.
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>>26151722
>talks while chewing.

that's disgusting
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>>26151712
go for it mate, how many sugars do you take?
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Nongshim noodles are a bit too spicy for me lads. Sweating like fuck tbqh
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>>26150074
Waifu has been posted~

Looks like another day of ignoring hunger pains desu~
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OFFICIAL /BRITFEEL/ POLL

https://strawpoll.me/6689266
https://strawpoll.me/6689266
https://strawpoll.me/6689266
https://strawpoll.me/6689266

OFFICIAL /BRITFEEL/ POLL
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>>26151752

No sugar these days pal
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>>26151799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw4EoRDBQg0
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>>26151799
>alpha male
>even knowing the existence of 4chan

pick one and only one
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>>26151799
Betas are still normallows
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>>26151799

>people in here think they're alphas

That's just sad desu
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Just booked my driving test again. Is there anyway for me to take someone else's appointment who has cancelled?

If not I'll have to wait until the middle of fucking April but I'm ready now!

Also, what are the chances of getting the same tester. Bitch failed me last time and I only got 3 minors.
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Poleaboo has just woken up, watching songs of praise because can't be bo
thered changing the channel

>>26151849
True
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NIGGA NO PIT
BLOW DAT PURPLE NEGER HIGH LIKE FACKEN MARTIANS WOAAAH
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Hey Brits, that you call pakis asians triggers me so much.
t. german
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>>26151868
What did you fail on? Get a major?
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>>26151868
>having a licence
fuck off normie
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>>26151879
Sorry Mohammed
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>>26151879
It's so we don't have to distinguish between Pakistanis and Indians and Bangladeshis
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>>26151564
i don't have more than 4 mugs a day or i start hating it
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>>26151891
Stayed in the right hand lane for too long on a 50 road.

Might have gotten away with it if we didn't have some knob head up our arse making it much worse.
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Can't believe that January is almost over lads.
This is the most numb to time i've ever been, I feel like there's been no progression so far
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>>26151912

Book your test for a Friday morning if you can that is when they will be in the best mood.

I did and passed with no minors even though at one point I tried to pull away in third.

He didn't make me parallel park or anything hard.
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>>26151917
i can't function in winter at all. too dark+cold
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Only just got out of bed.

Think I'm just gonna play halo all day.
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Mum's making us sit at the table for Sunday lunch again. No I don't want to sit there while everyone makes awkward small talk, no one but her wants to do this everyone else just want to eat alone in peace. reeeee
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>>26151868
I failed mine for not looking the wrong way down a one way street
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they're incentivized to fail you as it keeps them in a job
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WHO /BANGIN TUNES/ AND /GOIN FAST/ HERE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNKRTikqTc8
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>>26151871
Spoiler alert: You won't find any Nasheed's on there
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>>26151928
Good idea. Don't want it too early though as my last test was at rush hour, but not rush hour enough to be stuck in traffic for the whole test.
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>>26151980
Also, I live in Rotherham so early in the morning it's full of shit paki drivers
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Alright

Let's see hw this goes
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>>26151966
ME MATE OI E OI U FAKIN BELTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS29ypHDD5c
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>>26151950
that's cute

how old are you and the rest of your family?
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>>26151868
I failed one of my driving test with one major and no minors
He said that he didn't see my check my mirrors when leaving a roundabout, he said he saw me do it when I was on it and as I was moving but not when I started to pull off. If a suicidal cyclist was going at 100mph and tried to undertake me I could have hit him. I remember checking when I was leaving the roundabout so it was a complete fabrication. Also I believe it should have been a minor too.

>tfw a girl in school passed her test first time despite hitting someone crossing the road
>tfw another girl passed despite stalling 3 times
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Do you lads perfer tea or coffee?
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>>26152034
tea, but i've never had "proper" coffee, only instant.
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>>26152018
don't need bass boost, i already got ATH M50x

https://youtu.be/6fw_IiqCApA?t=104
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>>26152032
it isn't possible to be a girl and fail a driving test
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>>26152009
My waifu and i are waiting patiently.
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>>26152032
I think it highly depends on the instructor as a person and their current mood, which is so fucking wrong.

I also heard that they only let so many people pass per week, but I don't know if I believe that.

>mfw I got back to the test centre, got told I failed and saw some fat, ugly, landwhale jumping up and down because she passed
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watching a film called 'the place beyond the pines' any good lads?
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>>26151966
>>26152018
you call these going fast? they're like 60bpm!
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>>26152065
>blaming others for your failures
classic
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>>26152034
ENERGY DRINKS AND CAFFEINE PILLS
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>>26152053
Me too! Best headphones I ever bought.
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>>26152075
>I also heard that they only let so many people pass per week, but I don't know if I believe that.
it makes sense. if they passed everyone, they wouldn't have a job left.
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>>26152085
>literally thinking being a girl doesn't effect your chances of passing

they used to get much lower insurance rates as well they just don't want 17-24 year old guys on the road
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>>26152102
Don't see the feminists campaigning for this gender equality do you
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>>26152102
>they used to get much lower insurance rates
because they were statistically safer drivers
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just had a wank over Rita Ora topless pic
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>>26152080
come on mate post 1
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>>26152080
here, this is a proper tune.
https://youtu.be/bYz8SuIcxdQ
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>>26152123
Tip harder, you fucking manchild
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>>26152125
that isn't sexist but using girls being statistically weaker to hire less for heavy lifting jobs is :)
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How do I talk to my GP about Autism lads? Pretty sure I've got it.
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>>26152088
Not him but caffeine doesn't really seem to affect me. I bought some caffeine pills (200mg iirc) once and stopped using them because they didn't make me feel more awake or stimulate my brain, they just made me anxious and I would chew my nails like fuck.

In a morning it takes me like 2 hours to wake up. I drink my coffee strong and sweet and it doesn't do a fucking thing.
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>>26152080
>he doesn't know what going fast means
you probably never went fast in the first place m8

>>26152089
the first ones i received had a rattling in the right cup which was even present when i merely tapped them while nothing was playing, i already feared that all dat niggabass shook something apart but the replacement unit i received does not show this problem.

thinking about getting an open pair too for muh soundstage. didn't get one in the first place because they lack neutral bass response (mostly fall off at sub bass). yes i know the M50x are boosted but i still like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LOxeu3XxkU
>dat deep niggabass
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>>26152145
Stop wasting your GP's time.
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>>26152163
then, please enlighten me.
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>>26151799
Further down the beach...
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>hadn't pooped for 2 days because I always need to poo at night and don't want to wake people up
>bang a poo last night
>there was bright red in it
>panicking I've got cancer
>panicking if I got the doctor they're gonna finger me

I can't cope with this, guess I'll have to ring the doctor on Monday though
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>>26152076

It has Ryan Gosling in it of course it is good.

>>26152034

Used to drink tea when I was young now only ever coffee.
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>>26151957
>wrong way down a one way street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpmcd0SBIq0
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>>26152148
yeah it diffeers. i feel pretty stimulated. maybe you also just bought shit, did you get it from amazon? try pills from your local pharmacy.
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>All these normies talking about driving tests fuck

FUCK OFF

THERE ARE OTHER PLACES FOR YOU
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>>26152186
you popped a haemorrhoid, it's not life threatening.

if the blood was dark then you need to worry.
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>>26152075
>fat, ugly, landwhale jumping up and down because she passed
female privilege innit
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>>26152192
These are the ones.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nutrition-Urban-Fuel-Caffeine-Tablets/dp/B00NA0K2ZA/ref=sr_1_1?s=drugstore&ie=UTF8&qid=1454248591&sr=1-1&keywords=caffeine+pill
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>>26152185
>look mum, I posted it again!
edgy
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>>26152212
>amazon
yeah, chances are its either some shit which isnt pure caffeine or its fake. seriously you wouldnt believe how much fake shit there is on amazon, even when it says that it's sold AND fullfilled by amazon it can be fake.

just go to the pharmacy and say you want caffeine pills.
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>>26152208

I'm hoping it's some shit like that but I don't want to risk dying of butt cancer
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>>26152209
>>26152075
>being this mad
your tears are delicius
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>>26152237
What are you on about, retard.

>talking about past events
LOLURSOMAD
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>>26152237
>delicius
oh dear anon....
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>>26152186
>panicking if I got the doctor they're gonna finger me
tfw this fear is what killed Total Biscuit
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>>26152270
>being mad you failed and a landwhale passed
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>>26152303
>being a buttmad landwhale
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>>26152303
I was, at most, a little annoyed at the time. Now I honestly could not care less.

Try again, spacker.
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>>26152293

That's exactly why I'm going to force myself to go
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>>26152314
>no u mad
kekekekekek
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>>26152328
why else would you post about it if you were not mad?

In before le troll defence
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It does blow my mind that so many women manage to pass their test, as someone who drives about 100 miles on the motorway every day, women are fucking dangerous.

Especially the tarty looking housewives in their husband's BMW/Merc/Audi who seem to do 90 in the outside lane all the way to wherever they're going.
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>>26152216
AIDF pls go
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>>26152347
You were the one posting about it

I just observed how mad you were

Nice try at a deflectiom
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>>26152351
Statistics prove you wrong, they're actually the better drivers
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>>26152391

Women also drive a lot less then men so obviously women will be involved in less accidents
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>>26152391
I thought the stats showed they get into more accidents but they're small bumps and scrapes but when men get into accidents someone dies.

It's not surprising if you're behind a woman who'll wait at a junction for 10 minutes before it's completely clear.
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>>26152391
Does that account for how men drive more often?
and that accidents can be caused by someone not actually involved in the collision, this happens all the time but because of insurance companies etc. one of the drivers in the collision is always blamed
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>>26152428
They're involved in fewer accidents relative to their population to
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>>26151868
>2nd driving test in a couple weeks
>worried about failing the eyesight test
>worried about manouvres
>money is getting scarce
>instructor can only do 1 lesson per week
Fucking hell, I went through school and college without ever stressing about an exam but it comes to this and I'm bricking it
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>>26152391
maybe because they drive less risky but i can also observe what he said. it's quite egoistic driving slow as fuck on the outside lane forever though. either speed up or move back to the inner lane to let others pass. that's quite "dumb driving". it might not be dangerous but it's inconsiderate and annoys other drivers.

also I'd like to see the statistics, can you actually link to one to backup your claim?

>>26152457
yeah because they drive less. you would have to check how many accidents per hour per head women do compared to men to do a fair comparsion.
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>>26152391
SEXISTS BLOWN THE FUCKKKKKKK OUT

ARE MEN EVEN GOOD AT ANYTHING?
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>>26152391
>Men
Drive to and from work exhausted and in heavy traffic
>Women
Drive to the supermarket in the afternoon when everyone else is at work

Gee I wonder which is more dangerous
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>>26152319

>spacker

God bless you, anon, you fucking div
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>>261524574
>http://deepblue.lib.umich.edu/bitstream/handle/2027.42/1007/83596.0001.001.pdf
Per
mile
driven,
women
were
found
to
have
a
26%
higher
injury involvement
rate and
16%
higher
rate
in
all
police-reported
accidents
compared
to
men.
>>
>>26152482
>SEXISTS BLOWN THE FUCKKKKKKK OUT
>didn't even cite any study or statistics
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>>26152502
They should be banned from driving desu.
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>>26152391

Generally men have better spatial awareness etc which is why men are better drivers

However men are more likely to take risks than women
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>>26152505
It's common knowledge
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>>26152502
>being this mad that you make a new paragraph for each word
calm your tits, if you make claims or talk about studies/statistics then you gotta link to those, did you even go to school at all?
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>>26152502

Yet for some reason women used to get cheaper insurance

>>26152531

Did you go to school? Because it seems you can't read
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>>26152521
>which is why men are better drivers
but they're not
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>>26152531
Actually that's how it came out when I copied and pasted it I just didn't bother to reformat it.
I did link to the stats you mongoloid
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>>26152554

But they are, genetically men have the advantage when it comes to tasks that require things like spatial awareness. Men's eyes are better at seeing motion then womens too
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>>26152592
What are they good for other than shitting out babies?
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>>26152592
Reality doesn't reflect that though
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>>26152544
>Because it seems you can't read
What makes it seem that I can't read? I am aware that you linked a study in the very same post I quoted. I meant that before you didn't.
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>>26152608
What are you good for?
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>>26152441
Can confirm. Worked in motor claims for ten years.
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>>26152608
MRA in the house!

You have some serious mummy issues, lol
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>>26152616
but it does. if you'd make a woman drive like a man where it is likely to cause them to crash then the women would be more likely to crash. it's just that women don't drive like that to begin with while men do.
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>>26152683
>men drive like retards
>men are better at driving like retards
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>>26152608

Women generally have better social skills than men, can see colours better and have a wider field of vision

Men are like the testing ground for evolution too which is why they are more likely to take risks and why there are more extremely dumb/intelligent men than there are extremely dumb/intelligent women

>>26152608
>>26152653

Whether you like it or not we are animals, men are usually hunter/gatherers and women are the ones who look after shit and their better colour vision helps when picking shit like berries

That's also why human women don't die after they become infertile as grandmothers are an important part of the family, males stay fertile pretty much all their lives
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>http://ns.umich.edu/Releases/2011/Jun11/sivakgenderstudy.pdf
>1.Female-to-female crashes tend to be overrepresented.
>2. Male-to-male crashes tend to be underrepresented.
>3. The frequencies of male-to-female and female-to-male crashes tend to be close to the expected frequencies

>60.2 percent of the distance driven was performed by male drivers and 39.8 percent by female drivers.

Its simply a matter of how women drive less but less safely. Again I am still looking for a study which takes into account for external cause of crashes

>>26152712
He means driving in difficult circumstances
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>>26152653
>>26152636
>Women in /britfeel/

Broken bloody Britain I tell you lads.
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>>26152714
>men are usually hunter/gatherers
Are you joking?
Do you know where you are?
Tip your fedora somewhere else
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>>26152746
>r/MRA & r/MGTOW in /britfeel/

Broken bloody Britain I tell you lads.
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>>26152145
You don't. Stop fucking around.
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>>26152758
/r9k/ is a hotbed of feminism for sure.
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>>26152747

That's how nature works, that's why men's vision is different to women's etc

It doesn't mean men > women, it just means each gender will generally do certain things better than the other on average
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>>26152804
How do you explain you being a autistic shut in who needs mummy to look after him?
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>>26152825
You are a very angry person. Are you on the rag or something?
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>>26152747
>>26152825
Classic wymyn arguments.
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>>26152850
You are a very angry virgin. Are you on 16 or something?
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>>26152825

Nice ad hominem, I also fail to see how any thing I've said is sexist etc. Everything I've said is pretty much a fact, like I said before, it also doesn't mean one gender is superior to the other
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>>26152850
>>26152714
Classic MGTOW arguments.
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>>26152870
>virgin

Lel this is always the go to insult for women, anyone remember those uni lads chanting shit about shagging women on the bus and that one woman who could only stutter "V-v-virgins" in response while they all laughed.

Top bants.
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ROASTIES OUT MY FUCKING /britfeel/ RIGHT FUCKING NOW

NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME

SHOO SHOO, FLAP YOUR BEEF CURTAINS AND FLY AWAY
>>
>>26152891
>MGTOWs have actual arguments and explain them
>women just post silly memes
thanks i guess?
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>>26152891

I don't even know what MGTOW is
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>>26152900
You don't know m8, they could be omega males here to defend pure maidens.
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why is this roastie so mad lol, the other anon even admitted that women are better at certain things too but she still responds like that. are you fucking bleeding or something?
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>>26152934
betas defend women
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>>26152895
>>26152900
>>26152903
>mad perma-virgin detected
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>>26148157
You gotta stop daydreaming about that girl, m8. It isn't healthy.
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>>26152934
MRAs/MGTOW are omegas
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>>26152951
mad roastie detected
enjoy bleeding
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>>26152971
mad MRA detected
enjoy dying alone
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>>26152951
>using virgin as a standard, go to insult
Time to grow up, roastie.
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>>26152935
Don't expect to reason with women, just remember times where your mum went off on one about the smallest things and wouldn't shut up about it for hours even if you've already forgotten.

That's just what they do.
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>multiple hits on the phishing site
>no one entered their details

Must be part of the DDoS attack
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>replying to bait
howay lads, they're obviously winding you up. let's just keep it comfy ey?
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>>26152984
but I have a gf
and she doesn't get nearly as mad as you when she bleeds lol
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>>26153014

The whole women being mad when on the rag thing is a bit of a myth anyway
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>>26153000
Mummy issues confirmed
Underage confirmed
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>>26153013
but it's fun reading her dumb responses so I make her respond. BITCH
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