Hi, this is Rachel. You may have seen the posts every freaking day from "dane" talking about how I ignore him now. Ok, Dane, feel free to STOP posting my contact info here. And, everyone else, AMA about what a dick he is.
Is it true you have an unusually large anus?
Dane?
Is he a big guy?
>>24363321
This is some meta shit right here, i can dig it. I wanna hear this whole story
You're obviously not "Rachel" no female would like that would come to this site.
inb4 OP is Dane
>>24363411
I promise he has no idea how big or tiny my anus is.
>>24363440
No, he is really skinny.
>>24363482
But who is he skinny for?
>>24363473
There really isn't a story. I met him on mu discussing playlists. We talked for a couple months about different things and it was fine. Then he started getting mad at me if I didn't respond fast enough, or if I mentioned doing something with other people (keeping in mind we never met and dont even live near each other). He got more and more unhinged until he finally started calling me every name in the book and saying he was going to come and smash my car windows. So I stopped talking to him. That is all. Now he posts on here constantly about how I won't talk to him and I get messages daily from people asking me what my problem is.
Who the fuck is Dane
I don't know what the fuck this shit is about
Fuck off with your personal drama, no one cares
>>24363482
Tell me about Dane.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>24363482
but you admit you have an anus?
>>24363561
Kek, well, sounds about like a lot of people i know. Dunno how coming here will help you though, i'm sure anything you do here will exacerbate the problemo
>>24363561
Any evidence other than the emails, please.
Otherwise, shitty try, OP.
>>24363580
I don't understand the question.
>>24363601
lol
>>24363604
Maybe it won't help. But maybe seeing other people reading about how he acted will make him think "oh yeah, I was a total dick" and he will stop. Doubt it, but worth a try.
>>24363577
There is a thread up where a guy called Dane asked people to ask Rachel (apparently, OP) why she hates him through given email.
>>24363561
all you had to do was FUCKING RESPOND. but u cant even do that because you are too much of a CUNT to bother with . go suck nigger dicks.
>/mu/ bitches being dumb enough to think we give a fuck
>dumb bitches in general
>>24363580
It keeps the pain manageable for Dane.
>>24363561
plus, you will probably just whore yourself out to everyone here now. we were supposed to be FUCKING FRIENDS and now you hate me. so yes, seriously, you are a CUNT. show everyone here your tits and ass. might as well since you never FUCKING SHOWED ME.
>>24363321
Who is Rachel and why should I care? Do like potatoes? I dislike potatoes.
>>24363681
Dane detected.
You're shit-tier, Dane. You should kill yourself. Stop harassing this girl. She doesn't want you. Posting her contact info won't make me care enough about either of you to do anything, but since it might get her to call the cops on you, please post her contact info here.
>>24363681
>>24363762
And you wonder why I won't talk to you? Hilarious.
>you will never hold down Rachel while Dane rapes her
>>24363681
>>24363762
wow Dane sure is a little faggot although im sure Rachel is still a whore
>>24363762
Would you have asked a guy friend to show you his cock? Perhaps you would, you actual homosexual. You are so autistic. I just cringed so hard my asshole puckered.
>>24363779
I already did post it. Its [email protected]. maybe she will show you her nudes. go fuck yourself faggot.
>>24363799
all u had to do was respond. i would have stopped. what did i do that was so fucking horrible?
>>24363799
Oh Rachel! I just smeared honey on my balls, will you talk to me? Here, I'm rubbing it all over my taint. Oh fuck bees aaaaaaahhhhhhh
>>24363321
Can we go on a pleasant dinner date where I buy you dinner and we discuss how pathetic Dane is?
>>24363842
>Hi, I am a female and have a gigantic butthole. I would like to discuss my butthole and other orifices with you in detail.
>>24363842
Her address, phone number, shit like that. What would I do, email her? Is it the 90s again?
>>24363849
pssst bro, maybe you didnt notice....she admitted to having an anus. gross...right?
>>24363799
kek this slut probably camwhored like the typical vapid whore she is and dane is pissed because he was a typical pussy "nice" guy that got friendzoned for not being an asshole and just asking for nudes or dumping this useless cunt
>>24363864
I dont have her fucking phone number because she is a cunt. and it is her skype too you autistic piece of shit.
Fucking endless keks, what is this thread.
I'm torn between telling you to take this trash to /b/ or grabbing a coffee and watching this escalate
>>24363842
You threatened to smash my car to pieces because I went to see a movie instead of staying online to talk to you. Are you serious??
>>24363849
That does sound like a pleasant date, thanks. Better not bring it up though, Dane will come smash your car up.
>>24363901
Skype? So you never even had her phone number? BWAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit my sides oh my God my sides! Rachel's probably a guy dude! You catfished kek hahaha
Discussing personal drama in a 4chan thread, wew lads.
>>24363958
im sure u would go out with him, and probably let him eat your pussy on the first date, right?
>>24363978
fuck off, what is a guy dude? super double extra man? faggot. she is a girl, we would talk. fuck you.
>>24363958
i was mad, i tried to say i was sorry but you were too busy sucking black hose.
>>24363958
>That does sound like a pleasant date, thanks. Better not bring it up though, Dane will come smash your car up.
Are you serious? My balls are fucking covered in been stings here and you're talking to him?? Give me your phone number and address so I can doxx you!
Just so you know Dane, I took your advice and messaged her. Nice girl, really. I am going to enjoy talking to her, getting to know her, and probably seeing her breasts. Thanks, ya fag.
>>24364010
Did you see a vag? Even a picture of one with a timestamp? You got fucking catfished. There is no fucking Rachel.
>>24364066
good luck with that pussy.
>>24364077
you need to see vagina to know its a girl? Kek
![1398482282473[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/h7Y7wMc.png "1398482282473[1].png")
>>24363637
Lotta loyalty for a hired slut!
>>24364052
>been stings
/hmm/
>>24363779
OH THY KNIGHT, YOUR ARMOR SHINES SO BRIGHTLY
What am I missing. What's the deal with all the posts about this girls asshole?
>>24364148
Or perhaps she's wondering why someone would post a girl's contact info on an Uzbekistani sculpture BBS before smashing their car.
>>24364136
>you need to see vagina to know its a girl? Kek
You take someone's word for it on the internet? Then I'm an attack helicopter and I really have covered my testes in honey and they really were attacked by bees.
Next on Catfish... Dane and "Rachel". Watch as he threatens to smash up her car when he doesn't even know where she lives.
Post her picture Dane. You fucking faggot.
>>24364231
I know a girl when I hear her voice you sped. we TALKED.
>>24364244
maybe I will if she keeps being a CUNT
>>24364269
Reminder that voice changers exist and are pretty easy to use.
>>24364269
Haha you faggot.
are Dane and Rachel the opposite of Chad and Stacy?
>>24364297
more than voice you faggot. ever hear of video? let me guess, she is a tranny?
>>24364303
rachel is a stacey. A snobby tight assed bitch who thinks her shit doesn't stink. not as hot as you think you are though you BITCH
>>24364339
More than likely. Just face it, Dane, Rachel is a man.
>55replies
>19posters
Yall posting in bait thread
>>24364339
What, you've never seen some of the trannies in lgbt
>>24364472
>going to /lgbt/
>>24364553
They came here, that which tranny from lgbt would you fuck thread has been posted every day for like 4 days now
dont go Dane. i love you.
>>24363561
For those unaware, Boarderline Personality Disorder, though rare, can occur in men.
This is basically female crazy: the male.
>>24363681
>>24363681
B P D
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder
Kill yourself, faggot
>>24363681
>>24363762
Dane, are you that Germanfag that did the same shit to the Mexican girl?
>>24363868
Good, I've been a faggot my whole life so I don't know what else to fuck.
>>24366282
>Dane, are you that Germanfag that did the same shit to the Mexican girl?
story? I haven't been here in a while
>>24366282
He isn't German. He is from the US.
thanks for adding me Rachel. looking forward to seeing you online and hearing all about your super sized anus.
>>24363779
I'LL PROTECT YE M'LADY
