who /canada/ here? How's your Seasonal affective disorder coming in so far? I hate this place.
>How's your Seasonal affective disorder coming in so far?
Non-existent since I started supplementing 5000 IU/day vitamin D.
>>24363072
i live in michigam does that count?
>>24363137
Close enough family
Edmonton here.
Fuck this province, fuck the oil sands, and fuck rig pigs.
>transit system is shit
>cold as hell
>mixing pot of white trash, cackling homeless aboriginals, somalians, and hipsters
>>24363183
Can't wait for all those incoming Syrians!
>>24363072
Ottawa here. Appreciate the ability to buy beer in Ontario or Quebec. Not looking forward to the deepfreeze.
>>24363227
Some of you guys are alright,
don't go to WEM tomorrow.
Toronto here. Can't wait to leave this country, Toronto is better than NYC but that's not saying much.
Who /ottawa femanon/ here?
Calgary was icy af today desu senpai
>>24363072
Saskatchabot here.
I feel pretty cozy once I'm outside long enough
other than that, its shit
>>24363227
they'll hopefully stay in sandnigger shitholes like brampton and toronto
>>24363166
well it's getting pretty bad and i feel like i want to die every single day. but i guess thats not new
Vancouver a shit, I hate it here.
The poverty line is like $120,000 a year and there's 16 year old Chinese kids driving Lamborghini's on every street
>>24363072
I'm in Minnesota f@m. Does that count?
>>24363500
I know how you feel, senpai. I'm going to have to move away from here in order to get my own place because there's absolutely no way I could afford this shit.
>>24363536
Pretty much any state touching us counts famiglia, Minny is pretty much canada
>>24363500
I left. Miss somethings, of course, but not the financial noose.
so now we're going to be flooded with spics too?
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/justin-trudeau-formally-commits-lifting-002448854.html
Kelowna here. The landscape is absolutely amazing in all seasons but winter. Even then it's comfy. But the people here are horrible.
I've lived here my whole life and I'm almost ready to leave, I just don't know where to go.
It's an odd feel.
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
BECAUSE IT'S 2015
25,000 BY THE END OF THE YEAR
>>24363786
Come to texas and I'll trade locations with you desu senpai
>>24363348
I think I'm the only person that actually likes Ottawa, it's so comfy
>>24363314
>Toronto is better than NYC
you're a delusional retard
>>24363786
I lived in Kelowna for a year and fucking hate it. Any of you robots wanna see Chadfest 2015? Centre of Gravity can eat my fucking dick.
>>24363227
why would they want to escape from a shithole to another shithole though
>>24363072
Montreal, we actually have a late winter this year.
Who else here /KeepItWeird/?
>>24363183
Oh you think you have it bad. Winnipeg anon here.
>drunk abos everywhere
>non suburb neighborhoods and downtown both look like shit
>Stoner kids everywhere
>Normie couples making out and having sex in public
>city and landscape look plain as fuck
>still no qt gf
>>24365332
>hate normie
>hate stoner kids
>hate drunk abos
>hate city and landscape
why so much hatred?
>>24364660
Ottawa is a pretty great city to be honest. Has that small town feel for a fairly big city.
>>24365360
Why not? do you like seeing normie couples have sex in public? Do you like to get randomly harassed by stoners and drunk abos everytime you go for a walk? Do you like seeing rundown houses on your drive to work?
>>24365409
anon, they are just people, like you and me
>>24363787
>the prime minister of a real industrialized country unironically used "it's the current year " as an argument
>>24363183
Move to Calgary.
>>24363285
You're kidding right?
>>24365332
If you're in Ottawa, you can also go to Montreal, or Toronto. If you're in Winnipeg, you're really in Winnipeg.
st. Catharines here. shits alright, Toronto and Niagara falls are a stone throw away.
looking forward to some snow and /cozy/
Who /durham/ here?
>>24363183
Edmonton here too bro
I just started working a 10pm - 6am job last week, this winter is going to feel weird as fuck. I see the sun maybe an hour or two most days.
>>24365471
>>24363787
i voted for trudeau, but i don't really like him. i know he's a puppet retard, but whatever, everyone else was retarded too, might as well pick the one that looks good
any K/W friends?
Well. Was YYC but escaped to France for an internship. Got contract cancelled and out of monies so I'll be returning soon. Fuck.
>>24365988
God, I can't imagine. I feel sorry for the night workers. If it's not the thugs out at night that get you, it's the cold (and the loneliness).
Keep warm, fellow Edmontonian.
>>24365510
I'm sorry CSIS, don't lock me up.
>>24365452
They're people who are retarded and absolutely disgusting. Stop b8ing.
>>24365246
That channel in the late 90s made me weird.
Thanks YTV.
>train late and slow and fifteen delays every single day because clogged with indians and chinks
>every single day
>screeching announcements on broken speakers
>sour stink of stale sweat from every single man shoving his fat awful neck into your face
>every train switch feels like picking up a surfboard made of sadness on a bleak stormy day and riding a sea made of niggerchink stink to the next platform
>lines and orderliness are impossible because chinks and niggers just walk right up to the front and muscle past people who have been at the front of the line forever
>have to listen to yammering screaming chinks on the way home
>get smashed out of the way on the stairs by some wannabe thug nigger overcompensating trying to be a tough guy because he's in toronto
>pretty sure indians and chinese aren't even conscious in the same way white people are, they just stare dead ahead soullessly and shuffle from one task to the next
>every woman is a loudmouthed whore
>dumb fucking chinks can't understand the concept of taking off their backpacks on crowded bus
>have to see disgusting wrinkled dog-faced filipino women everywhere i go, ugly uncanny valley baboon faces so horrible i can practically taste their ugliness
>tfw i can't stand it anymore
>tfw i will do literally anything to move to a small 99% white town
>tfw i have to get out of here
>tfw it's only getting worse
>tfw the refugees are coming
>tfw SJW muslim-fluffer weed man is in control of government
>tfw only other option is NDP who literally make "you aren't allowed to make trannies feel doubleplusbad or you go to jail" a law or batshit corporatist neocons who suck american dick
>tfw there's no escape
>tfw there's nothing to be done
>tfw just going outside in this filthy nigger shitstain of a city is like watching a beach-shitting indian floss his dirty ass with the red ensign
>tfw i can feel my country begging for the sweet release of death every time i look out a window
>>24363348
For a limited time only I'm offering a free bf coupon to any girls in Ottawa. Available as supplies lastwhich they will.
>>24363500
I had to force myself out of NEEThood b/c of the economic climate here. Gotta focus on wageslavery now, it's only going to get worse here esp with broke ass parents.
>>24365332
hey at least people aren't fake and greedy.
>>24366406
post pici might be interested
>>24363787
so is the weed taxable? I'm glad I don't smoke it if it is
>>24366464
Just imagine a tallblackguy and there you have it.
>>24366422
Yeah NEET isn't possible here unless you live with parents. But even well off parents would stuggle with a NEET kid living with them.
If I wasn't still living at home I'd have moved to Alberta by now. Or even Ontario. Or anywhere that's not BC. Syria is supposed ot be nice this time of year.
>>24366399
>A significant core of Canadians continue to believe that accepting any refugees from Syria is the wrong thing to do.
>54 percent
>>PM Trudeau has maintained that his government intends to stick to its Jan. 1, 2016 deadline for implementing the resettlement plan.
A literal fuck you to the people, this guy.
http://thinkpol.ca/2015/11/18/majority-of-canadians-oppose-trudeaus-syrian-refugee-resettlement-plan/
CANDA YES!
>>24366514
I think you don't realize what year it is, friend
>>24366032
>might as well pick the cute one
And this is why the country is going to shit, thanks for your vote! xD
>>24366502
How would you survive in Alberta though? Work at home?
Calgary here.
I'm cold and depressed and want to drop out of university.
>>24363786
Vancouver is the only place senpai. The southern interior is shit place to live
>>24366722
Used to live in shitty Montreal will of mudskins and french keks.
Vancouver and BC in general is chill, where I live it's just whites and chinks getting aloneg.
Not the fresh off the boat chinks but the legit ones are bro tier.
The lamborgini drivers straight from Beijing another anon mention can fuck off though.
>>24366783
I'm in London. The amount of rich mudslimes and chinks here pisses me off. Even if I waned to stop being a neet all the jobs are theirs.
/winnipeg/ here, everything is so mediocre
>>24366809
I also live in London and have only encountered 2 rich middle eastern families, and I can't think of single Asian one. I'm sure they're out there though, maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.
>>24366452
>People aren't fake and greedy
>implying
>>24366464
>female
>in my area
FUCK ME GOD DAMN IT
anyone here /ottawa/ ?
>>24366919
Nepean area reporting in.
>>24363183
>>24365332
At least you're not in Saskatoon...
>>24366893
they sound like they don't give a fuck
>>24366998
Kekarino's,
I bet your name is bianca.
>>24366919
Billings area
>>24363183
This sounds exactly like Melbourne, Aus
>>24366919
>Kanata
Who here /desperately wants to die/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpv_fi24yWs
>>24363072
The time change has messed me up as usual.
anyone /capebreton/ here?
I usually find Nova Scotians everywhere I visit in the world
>>24367120
kanata really is a shithole
>>24365506
Fuck off Calgary's full.
Alberta is literally the only not shit province, everywhere else is poor and filled with slightly more shitskins
>>24367042
No. But with a name like that she must be a whore.
>>24364747
I fucking hate CoG. It brings all the worst people from the worst places in to mix with out already shitty population. I got robbed during CoG last year by some asshole. Seriously Fuck Center of Gravity and fuck Kelowna.
>>24367162
>tfw you were in grade 12 in Ontario and a shitload of your old classmates from grade school in Nova Scotia inexplicably moved to your town and joined your class all at the same time
the exodus is real
>>24367207
lol.
Nah, she's alright. I temporarily friendzoned her though.
Don't think she liked that much. But during our last date she was talking about normies.
>>24364660
visited Ottawa a few years back and loved it. It's one of the places I'm considering moving to.
>>24367234
soon Nova Scotians will be the majority in every province we're like syrian refugees but without the bombings
>>24365332
>non suburb neighborhoods and downtown both look like shit
That's where you're wrong, bub. Those are the only parts of Winnipeg with any attractive architecture.
>>24367309
I just went out for lunch with my co-workers today, and they spent the entire meal making drunk, racist jokes at the expense of Syrians. Which was both encouraging and hilarious, because most of them were first- and second-generation immigrants themselves.
>>24364729
>anon1 has different opinion of subjective topic than anon2
>anon1 is clearly a delusional retard, declares anon2, the delusional retard
>>24363786
>>24364747
Fuck kelowna. Been here 20+ years and while i love the weather and general small city feel, the people here just astound me. Everyone on my facebook is either some pseudo health nut or someone "finding themselves" through dirty e and dubstep..
>>24367580
I'm giving you three seconds.
>>24367580
100% this. If Canada had a Chad city, this would be it. On the other hand the Yu-gi-oh community here is really nice, only thing that makes me want to stay.
>>24367728
>tfw this is how your hometown is seen by outsiders
https://youtu.be/Dj0kWQPPBis
>>24366487
>tall
Hello normie. Kindly get the fuck off my board.
>>24367900
>falling for the height meme
Shaking my head
>>24367955
>height meme
It isn't a meme anymore
>>24367978
If its not a meme then how come I've never had a gf?
Checkmate.
>>24367853
>Rutland
>>24367998
>checkmate
>tfw this smug asshole gets laid more often than you do
How many of you are racists or Conservatives?
I see a lot of robot-language being used on r/metacanada, shit would make a lot of sense
>>24364927
Winter is always late in mtl senpai
/kelowna/ here
Picking up my Vit D this payday
>November and still no snow
>>24368267
Kelowna is poppin tonight
>tfw no jobs but nice mountains
>>24368267
>>24367728
>>24367580
>>24363786
So much kelowna in this thread. Shame its a shithole
>>24368323
I'm at work right now, and while my job is fucking boring I'm just happy to have something. It took so long to find a job after first moving here.
>>24364927
loving it in here
>>24368363
Yea job market here is fucked, Im trying to get a job right now but the idea of starting another bottom rung retail job is really depressing. I need to get out of here.
>>24368481
Get a night audit job(or just a front desk hotel job) like yours truly because the winters are dead and the summers are overwhelmingly busy(so the days go by really fast)
You're right, though, and I can't wait to get out. What a lonely and depressing place.
>>24368363
THIS
I'm a lowly bartender but I have 5 years experience and have literally been around the world and worked in 2 other countries and the best I could get was a loading job at a hotel here...
>>24368536
By deleting that pic off your computer first cause if the RCMP see that you'll get locked up
>>24368626
That's fucking rich.
Hey Canada, can you tell me the name of that Canadian cartoon I'm trying to think of. It had two guys, who maybe worse hockey jerseys and one had blonde hair and the other brown. There was a bar or restaurant and a beer store and maybe some other places. I think their town may have been on an island or a glacier or an iceberg or something like that.
>>24369525
Chilly Beach.
>>24369178
>>24368626
what was posted, senpaitachi?
>>24369693
You have my thanks. Right across the lake here in Michigan, I remembered seeing it sometimes on the television when I'd get home from work since we're close enough to pick up the CBC broadcasts. Couldn't remember the name of the show and it was bugging me for a while.
>>24366783
>The lamborgini drivers straight from Beijing another anon mention can fuck off though.
I honestly wish this was a joke. 19 year olds driving white lambos (of course, they're fucking asian, they all HAVE to own white cars) with a goddamn new driver sticker on them...
>>24367201
Alberta is literally the shittiest province, and I've lived in most of them. Calgary and Deadmonton and now the oil has run out? Go fuck yourselves.
>Victoria
>Rain and wind
>Can count on one, maybe two at most, hand the amount of times its snowed
>The leaves have fallen and been washed away
>It's all grey now
I used to love the winter and late fall because of the wind, rain, and grey, but lately it just doesn't make me happy any more.
I think I should just enlist and get sent to Edmonton or Petawawa for a change of pace
WHO /murdercapitolofcanada/ HERE?
http://www.chroniclejournal.com/news/local/thunder-bay-murder-capital-of-canada/article_033f4ca8-30e3-11e5-9d82-efb9f02e8cb3.html
It's not that bad, really. Never been mugged or attacked or even accosted walking through a somewhat rough area of town. It used to be a lot nicer when I was growing up here, though.
>>24369743
A clothed anime girl.
Vancouver, here. Beats the shit out of bumfuck Ontario but only slightly. There are jobs here, even if they are wagekek tier. I went back to school and am basically living off of student loans with pocket money from my part time job. Moved in with my bf in his dad's place. Was supposed to be temporary to get out of shitty living situation (one of our roommates was a crackhead) but now bf has been able to pay off his visa and we maybe want to go on a trip next year so we might stay for a bit..
>>24370586
The absolute shittiest city in Canada. It's ugly as fuck there and most neighborhoods are fucked.
I hated living there.
>tfw kamloops
i need to get my ass down to vancouver. i dont know what they will have for me there but its better than knowing i have nothing here
>>24370755
Where in Van? I'm a West Ender.
>>24370929
Im really sorry mang. I used to work at a ski lodge in Valemount and would pass through the loop. I have a good friend who lives there but I honest to god dont know why anyone would....
>>24370939
Not in the West End. Is this Mathias
>>24370990
No I wouldnt have a shit tier name like that.
>>24371131
o i should cap that or something. Bust it out on a rainy day. Remember that my name isn't Mathias, but his is
I am living in the burbsz now I was living in a place bordering Southlands for a few yrs tho. Think that place is getting torn down /cry/
Are we all weedlords now?
Also, /Mississauga/ checking in
>>24371167
>Mississauga
ew gross
>>24371167
Square One looks pretty comfy at night.
>>24371215
Man I haven't been to SQ1 in years. They have Chipotle now there apparently?
>>24371201
ikr desu
>>24365332
Where in Winnipeg?
>>24370586
damn I should leave the us
Waterloo here. working for the guvment feels strange when you see people waiting around, talking on their phones and sometimes literally sitting on their hands when they should be working because their salary comes from taypayers pockets.
I try and work as much as I can, and get stuff done but eventually everything requires some data from an outside source and then the project turns into a week or even month long debacle. just because someone can't take the time to get stuff done.
least the other IT guys understand my feels and get stuff sent out quickly.
shame that the stereotype that the government is slow is actually a reality.
>>24371558
I used to work for the ministry of finance. Youd laugh if you had any idea how much they were paying people
>>24366919
>>24367120
ey Kanatafag
who /k/ here btw
page 9 save rave
the feeling when most normal Canadians are asleep but the joke's on them, I just woke up an hour ago.
real African American hours are currently happening, and i am wondering if anyone else is awake.
>>24372938
It seems like we are the only /canadian/ bots still awake. Where are you from lad?
Also smash that motherfuckin like button etc etc
