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>tfw you've never had a real bf
>tfw every guy who's liked you has been perverted or a supreme gentleman
>tfw your friends think you're a normie and you have to hide the fact that you go on /r9k/
>tfw you start panicking when someone mentions 4chan
>>24458025
Girls? Not being normie af? Sounds unlikely
>>24458025
I have no problem with these threads, but why do we need so many every day? Even the blackbots aren't this repetitive.
Notice how everything is to do with how she looks
>oh no these betas will bring down my social standing
>i dont want to get caught doing something my friends dont approve of
>ive never had a boyfriend! Well I have but again admitting I dated anon would put me on a lower social level so i say he wasnt my "real" boyfriend
worthless cunt being worthless, nothing to see
>be ugly duckling female
>spend years on 4chan
>developed attraction towards effeminate men
>become adult and suddenly get very cute
>still on 4chan
>you can't be attracted to people unless they have the same interests as you
>go through dozens and dozens of potential single robots
>they look like fucking mutants or are insanely fat
>completely repelled because they don't look like you
>politely reject them as gently as possible
>have to block orbiters because they don't give up
>they're all permanently assblasted because you exist and rejected them anyway
>get doxxed three times by random rejected robots
>just give up on even talking to robots to begin with
>can't enjoy chads because we have nothing in common besides looks
>grew into 4chan loving stacy who can't get with chad because you are a fucking degenerate
>tfw you just have to exist as cute degenerate stacy who is showered with affection from people you want nothing to do with or be attacked by them once you reject them
>>24458479
post your picture
>>24458297
Everybody is concerned with their reputation and social standing. Robots here spend a considerable amount of time whining about being bald, or being a manlet, or being black, or being ugly, or countless other things that involve how they're perceived. We're all trying to be accepted. The root fear of unwantedness is shared between all of us.
>>24458479
Christ, can you get any more egocentric.
>>24458515
Shit no, I'll be doxxed again. What if one of them sees me and recognizes my picture/starts posting any personal information they have on me. I had to stop using Skype out of fear.
>>24458549
You don't get it because you are probably just an ugly male who can get with ugly chicks just fine. It's normal to want to be with someone who looks like you.
>>24458556
>I'm not pretty
You won't be doxxed by a single image with no exif data.
>>24458479
christ i feel this
>>24458479
>claim to not be attracted to Chads
>believes self to be entitled to a Chad
>>24458593
The point is that they know what my face looks like and will come in here sperging with any information they have.
>>24458595
>implying you're attractive as Chad
>>24458149
well there are more woman than black people
>>24458595
>>24458590
>>24458556
>>24458479
ITT: neckbeards pretending to be legbeards
it's another shit9k sunday
>>24458615
Chads are all over me too, they are really fucking annoying because they're so fucking boring but they are usually nice and handle rejection really well.
>"Oh yeah, I play video games. I love Madden."
>"Do you want to come play beer pong with me and my friends?"
>"I watched dragonball z as a kid if that's what you mean by anime. I can't enjoy it because there isn't enough dubs and I just don't want to have to read while watching something."
>fembots pretending to be cute ITT
If any of you fembots are looking for a male to chat with, feel free to add me on Skype. I dunno what exactly we can chat about, but I'm sure we can find something interesting -- I have a compsci background & enjoy various forms of animated media.
My username is: amanoftheunknown
>>24458683
It's going to be so cute when you hit the wall. Are you going to go for multiple cats or an annoying yippy dog to cope with your childless and meaningless life?
>>24458719
>dunno what exactly we can chat about
>"compsci background"
>"animated media"
>amanoftheunknown
You sound really interesting and unknown. *unzips fedora*
>>24458725
It's not a big deal, at least I wouldn't be with someone I don't love.
I don't mind being alone.
>>24458683
>I like anime and video games, I'm not like normal people
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD IS OFF THE HOOK CAP THIS POST LMAO FUCKIGN GOLD THREAD OF THE YEAR OF ALL YEARS POST ON R/4CHAN AND WATCH THAT KARMA ROLL IN
>>24458683
>>24458595
>>24458556
>>24458479
>>24458025
>all these guys hit on me they're soooo gross lol!
>>24458830
Anime and video games is a very normal interest for anyone on this board.
I have other hobbies, I just can't really enjoy dating someone if they have zero interest in games at least. I work in the gaming industry too now so it's something I already spend a lot of time doing and discussing.
>>24458817
>I-I don't mind being alone!
>>24458025
stop starting these threads with anime pictures dumb weeaboo
>tfw no bf
also i made this pepe what do you guys think of it
One genuine piscean boyfriend for sale, slightly damaged. Handle with care.
Please send inquiries as a reply
>>24458940
The fox would die if he ate those grapes you silly little sperg.
>>24458880
>for anyone on this board
You still don't get it. Video games and anime are fairly normal past times just about anywhere.
Also, video games are the least productive thing you can do, right next to coming here. Having it as a prerequisite for a partner is fucking pathetic.
>tfw your crush is studying over summer with you cause we failed a unit and have to repeat
>tfw he's going to teach you stuff
>tfw i have a chance
>tfw no fembot gf
>24459004
>>24458025
So, basically, you're waiting for Chad.
>>24459060
>liking someone who enjoys only Madden
You are silly anon. Not sure why anyone on /r9k/ would enjoy this unless they were so desperate that they would just go for whatever.
I realize you think everyone plays video games and watches anime but I live in the world of normies and can tell you that they don't. If they have any sort of interest, that just means that maybe they watched Pokemon 10 years ago or enjoy shooting around some Fifa with the bros.
It's not actually a serious interest for them.
>>24459091
>attempts to become friends with male in order to sleep with him
>lying to get sex
Despicable. Can you actually be friends with anyone, or do you feel entitled to sex?
>>24459004
rate me fembots pls especially the girl that posts her photos everywhere in the full pajamas
>>24458479
>the look like fucking mutants
Well, aren't you a bowl of roses.
Not a fembot, but this reminded me
>tfw have tumblr gf
>hates everything related to 4chan
>gets bothered whenever she sees me browsing here or when I understand a 4chan meme
>doesn't want to watch nip cartoons with me
>>24459178
Find then give us your top 10 games of all time. I'll judge you accordingly.
>>24459004
You look like Putin, except you're not communist and you have no sort of power.
>>24459178
>everyone plays video games and watches anime
Not everyone, but in our generation probably a third of men play video games seriously and a fourth of people generally watch anime.
You realize how boring you are to somebody who spends all their time reading books, or somebody who plays music, or somebody who does something remotely productive? Playing video games is the shittiest investment you can make in terms of developing an interesting personality or becoming worth people's time, and you look down on people for doing it casually.
>>24459211
Would you date this anon or is this mutant standards to you?
Don't forget she's a feminazi and you two have virtually nothing in common.
The person that wrote the green text about ugly duckling Stacy - that is literally me. Hey OP you'll be single forever. Try becoming successful or building a better personality and we might have a chance before we 'hit the wall'
>>24459299
I wouldn't. But TONS of conventionally attractive guys have gotten in line to fuck this girl. And to defend her. She's keked them as well.
Women are just different beasts altogether.
>>24459179
Eh? In what way was i lying?
Of course i have friends, i have like 3. But my love is for my senpai. If anything im trying to earn my right for the sex through study sessions and cute adventures.You Cunt
>>24459323
>even the most expensive whorepaint can't hide what the wall does
tick tock tick tock
>>24459266
Putin is a great man and true and you'd do best to remember that Ros T. McBeef
>have bf
>hate everyone else
>it feels better knowing there are lonely people out in the world, who completely deserve it, than to think of how fufilling it is to be with him
>>24458479
Let me just take the bait here for a sec. U want to tell me from all guys on this board (including failed normies /fit/tys) u can't find one decent guy? And going on, you want to give up on love just because u failed a few times even tho u have like 100 times more chances than most people here. And u claim all this while posting here and since u come here often u know how much attention u will get and still do it. How does any of this make any sense. Sry if i'm dense but holy moly i don't get it...
>>24459372
>goes into relationship with ulterior motives
>wonders why she gets friend zoned
Female c.uck detected
>boyfriend keeps asking to borrow my clothes
>looks better in them
>everyone always thinks he's gay
fucking effeminate lanklets
>>24459257
Okay anon if you want, I'm sure one game will set you off or something. They're not in order.
>i have no mouth, and i must scream
>jumping flash! 2
>soul blade
>rune factory series
>dark souls
>final fantasy tactics advance
>mario paint (i'm gay)
>secret of mana series before it goes to shit
>toss up between ico and sotc
>wind waker
>>24458149
I only see blackbot threads once every few days. They are nowhere near as annoying as fembot threads.
In fact, the only group of people more obnoxious than the females on this site are the homosexuals. And not by that much at all.
You guys are retarded. The world isn't solely divided into Stacy/chads and short autists. If you learn to stop being terrified of socialising.
>>24458479
nice bait i r8 8/8 m8
>>24458025
So by real bf do you mean guys you use for more than just sex?
Because I doubt you've fucked less than 15 guys.
>>24459423
Sure, I meet guys I'm interested in sometimes. Most of them just never fruited due to terrible timing or meeting them when I was a ugly little shit.
I would say the most recent one I met was maybe three years ago but that just didn't work out because I just never asked him out and he was extremely shy around me. I was aware I was moving away from him eventually due to work and didn't want to get into a relationship with him when I was leaving. Sometimes we talk a little when I ask how he is doing every few months.
The only people I have felt very interested in have only been people I knew in real life and you must know that it's very hard to just spot a robot in the wild. I have to sift through a lot of people that I just don't have anything in common with to find a unicorn. Online stuff just never really works for me.
>>24459409
I didn't say there was anything wrong with putin, just meant they look alike.
>>24459339
To be fair, Zoe Quinn has absolutely no soul or standards and would just fuck any dude who is mildly good looking to her. Even if she doesn't have much in common with them. The point I'm making is that most people come off as someone like Zoe Quinn might come off to you.
Sometimes it feels like I can feel absolutely disgust when I hear the words "beer pong" put together. I'm sure tumblrina feminist do this to you with all the weird shit they love to talk about.
>>24459500
>Weird obscure games. Not really a plus or minus just odd.
>Dark souls +
>Wind waker +
>final fantasy +
>ico and sotc +
>secret of mana+
>couple of others that are meh -
You pass I won't violate you, carry on. What about your anime top 10?
>>24459477
>implying that sex is not included as part of a healthy relationship
>implying that's the only reason i want a relationship
Dont you know it's bad to assume things? Afterall, it makes an ASS out of U and ME
cool meme tbqh senpai.
>>24459718
I owned a PS1 and didn't get a N64 as a kid so my mom would buy me weird games, sorry anon. I promise you they were a lot of fun though, I especially loved and obsessed over Jumping Flash!
>>24458025
>tfw every guy who's liked you has been perverted or a supreme gentleman
Try never being liked by anyone, you privileged shitlord.
>>24458149
It's trolls spilling over from /b/.
Evidenced by their inability to use fucking timestamped pics.
Either that or traps/trannies trying to pass themselves off as women.
>>24459796
Irrelevant, now we rate your anime tastes. Post em.
>>24459252
What is the point of dating her you are wasting your fucking time
>>24459728
What makes you think that you're entitled to a healthy relationship and sex? Especially if you're not being open and honest about it.
LOL@female entitlement
>tfw you lose your v-card ~7 months before your 30th birthday.
I didn't believe i could do it.
>>24459891
>non non biyori
>umaru
>tokyo magnitude
>paranoia agent
>wolf's rain
>great teacher onizuka
>kanon
>sayonara sensei
>baccano
>monogatari series
I had to really pick and choose between them, you monster.
>>24459500
"Not like other girls"-tier taste.
>Sweden now rape capital thanks to refugees
>my country has just started to accept refugees
>they say they aim to take in a large percentage of refugees
>only in 4 districts
>tfw my district is one of those 4
>tfw can't express concern without coming across as racist
FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK.
FFFFUCK.
I don't want my night walks to be curbed. All my life I've had a sense of detachment when it comes to world news like this. But now it's HERE and it's REAL. I was never a fan of the whole refugee thing. Why couldn't they go to a nearby country, where the cultures are similar?
>>24458479
I'm glad you're single, and I hope you stay like that, forever.
Unfortunately, we both know that you'll eventually settle for a beta engineer or codemonkey, with a comfy salary.
>>24460084
Why do you have to make fun of me? Do you realize how fucking painful it was to own a PS1 as a kid and never own a N64? Then you go to your friends house and they are all smashing and shit and you have no idea how to play and you just get dunked on. I have to be constantly reminded that my taste are "obscure" just because I wasn't allowed a fucking N64.
>>24460146
>Not being hand-me-down idort master race
Pleb.
>>24459500
Christ, that's some boring taste. And you ignore Chads for not liking fucking /v/-core?
Fem"""anons""" are absurd.
Give me your top ten manga, now.
>>24460169
N64 was too expensive for my mom back then and she thought the PS1 was cool because of the discs.
>>24460223
Both you and your mom have shit taste m8.
>>24460223
I never could afford any consoles. I had to hustle people for quarters to play sf2 at this sort of arcade.
>>24458479
Did you try to get with doge or vyro?
>>24460238
She didn't have any tastes at all back then. She just bought it because she wanted to play final fantasy 7 and she thought it was hilarious to kill me in soul blade.
>>24460254
No. Oh god.
>>24460108
Do you live in Sweden?
>>24460063
Alright
Shit
Alright
Good
Shit
Shit compared to manga
Shit
Shit compared to manga
Good
Good
why do femanons always have the most boring taste in absolutely everything
this is a serious question
>>24460108
Keep voting for Mama Merkel! And since you emasculated all your males, none of them are coming to save you!
Hooray feminism!
>>24460281
>She just bought it because she wanted to play final fantasy 7
Shit taste.
>>24460298
It's cause only one of the genders isn't a parasite.
>>24460298
Don't talk about Umaru like that.
>>24460317
It was the only game out in 1997 unless you were lucky and your mom loved you and bought a n64.
>>24460281
You say you can't deal with mutants or fatties. Then you say the r9k connection also has to be there. Then you say oh god no when asked about normies on r9k. This gentlemen is a prime example of how irrational women are and why they shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>tfw he starts to fall for me and stalk me
>tfw he could easily be a trap
>wanna peg him
>>24460397
Please peg me
>>24460298
Thanks for the input, animelord. Protip: I didn't say I was looking for guys that were absolute experts and elitists in anime, I just want people that are somewhat attractive and are interested in the hobby, and don't completely sperg out when they see an anime they don't like. I've dealt with guys like you before. They're the first to fail.
>>24460289
>>24460302Scotland
Don't try blame feminism. Everything aside you don't need masculine men to see the consequences of letting in huge amounts of refugees and telling them where to go.
I don't need some muscly man to protect me from rapists. A lack of feminism/women's rights here would probably lead to more rape with or without the presence of refugees.
>>24460063
>non non biyori stuff my toddler sister watches -
>umaru neet life is best life -
>paranoia agent +
>GTO +
>kanon -
>sayonara sensei -
>baccano +
>monogatari and tokyo magnitude are on my plan to watch.
I am a monster and you should feel ashamed. Also same thing as >>24460298 said You need to broaden out a bit.
62% is the best I can give you see me after class for your violation evaluation. Now we move on to the final tier. Manga, post em.
>>24460298
>>24460335
You fuckboirobots post your lists to I want to see all of the shit taste.
>>24460470
Not me.. that's not me posting, it's some other anon. D-don't take that bait.
>>24458479
I'm very good looking tbqh, will you be my internet gf?
>>24460509
What are your interests and hobbies though? You could just be another beer pong Chad trying to trick me.
>>24460397
>tfw this post isn't about me
>>24460474
>the feminist answer to any problem is more feminism
Every. Fucking. Time.
You should go shopping for a Burka soon.
>>24460482
I have no taste.
>>24460482
I admit I like baby shit because I am a sensitive girl who likes crying while watching anime a lot. shonen shit is okay and a lot of fun to watch but it often just doesn't appeal to me. especially really really fantasy anime, hard for me to enjoy it most of the time. sci fi is good but once it turns into science fantasy, i can't like it as much for some reason.
I think you will like the monogatari series and tokyo magnitude.
The only reason a girl wouldnt have a bf is because they are either fat or smell, most likely both.
Im sorry ladies but its the truth.
I imagine most fembots to be pretty homely looking, poor hygiene and diets, yet are super critical of male attractiveness.
Why do you even think you deserve a bf? Do you even have an actual personality?
Sure guys will definately fuck you, but no guy is gonna keep you around unless you have something genuine and unique to bring to the table
>tfw don't like the "feminine" direction society is taking
>tfw don't like the way people seem to place safety above than risk/adventure, don't like the obsession with inclusiveness, don't like how people try to avoid hurt feelings, don't like participation awards, etc
>tfw britbong and want to vomit every time a left-wing guy acts as if he's on a higher stage of evolution from americans because he doesn't see the appeal of guns
>tfw want to vomit every time a left-wing guy repeats the "compensating for a little dick" meme and acts as if he's really clever and original
>tfw because you're a woman people assume that these are things you want, but you don't feel that way at all and you wish masculine heroic men would make a comeback
>>24460532
my hobbies is this site. Im a double math/physics major all I do is study and labwork
>be like op but also too ugly for men to hit on
>one day decide to hit on girls instead
>it works
>discover girls don't really have standards as long as you're something that makes them feel special temporarily
>mfw banged stacy twice this weekend
I will be any girls bf right now. N O W.
Let's go.
>>24460482
here, fag
Natsume Yuujinchou
Blame!
Freesia
Homunculus
Lone Wolf and Cub
Strongest Man Kurosawa
Berserk
YKK
Glaucos
KKOW
>>24460639
i am a sysadmin/not even in school anymore. we probably have a bit of an age difference just based on that.
my hobbies are not really this site, i usually take extremely long breaks from /r9k/ then come back sometimes to shit up some threads.
i mostly play piano as a hobby with some other shits sprinkled in.
>>24460707
dude sauce plz
>>24460470
>UGH CHAD JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MY HOBBIES. I'M TIRED OF GETTING FUCKED CONSTANTLY. WHY CAN'T HE WATCH SOME SHITTY ANIME WITH ME
>ewww, some fucking beta is really interested in anime. Lmao I'm not that hardcore TEE HEE~ FUCK OFF LOSER
>why am I so lonely ;(
>>24460784
do you have a height requirement
>>24460862
At least 5'11, or so. Anything taller is bonus points.
>>24460421
Ok bby. This gun be gewd.>>24460470
Women can't be robots
Fuck off you fat cunts
>>24460907
Eggman is 6'4. Doge and vyro are 5'10.
>>24460784
Its not gonna a work out babe.It's not me its you..
> I'm glad we have all the memories though.
>>24460947
>Eggy
He's ugly and a terrible person.
>Doge and Vyro
Too short, and terrible human beings.
>>24460938
Oops wasn't meant to respond to the second one.
>>24460784
can someone post that "Not like the other girls" starter pack image, and maybe add a piano in there?
>>24460544
>>24460397
>>24460421
Why the hell are so many people on 4chan fuckbois. Like really I don't understand where is this degeneracy coming from wanting to be fucked in the ass and be girly.
>>24460605
That's fine if you're sensitive and whatever I don't really care. Here are some recommendations.
>planetes for sci fi
>From the new world for the feels
>berserk read the manga.
>wolf children just a solid movie
>madoka magica for best magical girls, sakura is also pretty good.
These should be interesting for you, and as for me. How do you know that I'll like those two anon I haven't even posted any of my tastes.
>>24460562
Post it anyway.
>>24460730
This shit is getting to long I'll just give you a grade. 75%, Your tastes are likable would watch a couple of shows with you/10.
>>24460862
>>24460907
>>24460947
>>24460947
>>24460959
You guys are pretty funny I like you.
>>24460544
It could be, anon I bet your really cute.
>>24460966
>Eggy
He's ugly.
>Doge and Vyro
Too short.
Fixed that for you. Unless you have concrete reasons for why they're terrible people, you're another dumb slut and this is Halo effect. What's funnier is I think Wowdoge and Vyro are both around 6'1 so you not wanting them means they're both ugly, kek, this is going to crush their egos.
>>24460784
>sysadmin
Why is always STEM girls that are annoying fucks with ridiculous standards, every time, without failure?
Is it because they're surrounded by neckbeards and autists that are constantly scavenging for any girl that's at least a 3/10?
>tfw lesbot
>tfw no gf
>>24460663
how
>>24460966
>terrible human beings
let me translate that:
>not chad
:^)
>>24460108
>Why couldn't they go to a nearby country, where the cultures are similar?
Because having too many white people in one country is racist, goyim.
>>24460663
i'm a pretty decent looking dude (if you're into skinny dudes with moderately effeminate features) and i think you're pretty cute. i'm just really autistic and wouldn't hit on you irl because of it. any gf i ever had aggressively pursued me.
desu i dig your style except the piercings. also jealous of your success. what are your tricks?
>tfw no fembot friend my age
I JUST need someone to talk to.
>>24461236
>and i think you're pretty cute.
Well that's a first.
>dig your style except the piercings
To be honest I wasn't a fan of piercings but chicks always dig it because they look at accessories and exterior qualities first. It's cheating really.
>>24461170
> what are your tricks?
>how
You just go up to a girl and make her blush and have her make plans with you before she can categorize where to put you in her mind. I think it's probably easier from my perspective because gay is seen as another fashion accessory that makes them cooler.
basically it's life on easymode and I'm sorry.
>>24461413
gib age
>>24461618
18
robot is giving me trouble
>>24461646
oh well youngn', im sure some non old person will talk to you eventually.
Do girls even know what it means to be a robot?
>>24458025
I am an attractive robot that is in a 3 year long relationship with an attractive fembot.
Life is good, except when we have to deal with other people, including each other's families (a fuckimg awkward mess).
The worst part is they assume we are arrogant fucks for being silent because of fear of dropping pasta. We only talk when it is a topic we are interested about and then we come across as rude autist spergs because we cant let bullshit pass despite that being necesdary for the proper flow of the social situation.
At least we are together in our struggle.
>>24461763
>>24458025
My point was...just because you have a partner it does not get that much easier and sometimes you have to deal with a whole another set of anxiety causing bullshit.
Lrn2absolutedetachment I guess
>>24461413
I'll talk to you anon!please dont try and show me your penis
>fatigued
>ovulating and super horny
>roommates have friends over but I don't
>want to fap, but i left the house to get out of their hair
>planning on rubbing one out in the unisex bathroom
>want to get some work done first so I can say i was marginally productive today
>have done no work because I'm tired and lazy
>>24461814
Do you have a Steam? I'm afraid I'll be embarrassed because I only play pleb games and for the time being cannot play any.
Male robot question for any fembots: can you describe what having a beta orbiter is like? Or multiple? Any stories? I'm curious what it's like to be orbited.
>>24461882
The guy is gross but you want attention
Deep down, most of them know that's how you feel too.
>>24459937
Not entitlement. But rather i have the opportunity to pursue a romantic relationship like everyone else.
Check yourself. Of course no-one is entitled to a relationship.
You would be lucky to have a supreme gentlemen bf. Cur
Something tells me this thread is pretty dead.
>scared off anon that could have spoken with me
NEVER
HAD
A
CHANCE
>>24461008
i've seen all the things you listed and read/seen berserk although it makes me rage due to being unfinished, thanks anon.
do fembots shave their ass hair
>>24463051
show me a timestamped pic of your ass hair and ill answer.
>>24462969
>52 posters
It's standard circlejerk behavior.
Mostly traps/trannies pretending to be women.
>>24463069
what if i have dingleberries and lost pieces of toilet paper stuck in my ass hair?
>>24463086
post pic or stfu
>>24463036
Have you read?
>A silent voice
>Flowers of evil
>Hajime no ippo
>pun pun
>one punch man.
>bastard
Which anon are you again?
>>24463051
>>24463069
>>24463086
>>24463101
Stop being degenerates.
>>24463079
But why?!
>>24463121
>>A silent voice
>>Flowers of evil
>>Hajime no ippo
>>pun pun
>>one punch man.
>>bastard
Literally all tumblr tier anime
You sure are a patrician
Have you heard about le attack titan? XD
>>24463453
Here's your reply. Also 4/10 post. Best I can give you. You need to work on le speak, and understanding that I was posting manga not anime. The patrician comment was the only decent insult.
>>24463588
>le no fucks given XDDD
Literally retarded
I honestly can't wait til ISIS invades the west and puts women in rape camps.
Those are also all garbage manga.
Please fuck off and get raped
>>24463716
Here's another reply. 2/10 your posts are declining in quality. Plus your inner /pol/ is leaking. Work on it maybe someday you can become an actual internet troll.
>>24463900
>disagrees with me so must be troll
>these tumblr reaction pics
>>>/a/
>>24463121
i haven't read a silent voice. i mostly like horror manga though if you have any suggestions, not that you have to give me suggestions, i-if you don't want to.
Anyone else here cosplay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1ekKSsh8Q
>>24464987
Ibitsu is pretty good, and fucked up. Give it a try.
>Not reading Silent voice
It's not too bad and gives you a decent vibe. Also not fixing your punctuation when you're being shy, anon please.
>>24464405
Every post is an attack and not even a good one at that. I'm going to keep replying with reaction images and criticisms of your posts until you learn how to insult someone properly brobot.
>live with friend and boyfriend
>read up on Facebook about how you make grilled cheese in your toaster by laying it on its side
>try it out
>the toaster starts melting
>roommate walks in and immediately unplugs it and uses a fire extinguisher to put out the fire
>he looks at my boyfriend who goes into the kitchen to check out the commotion and says to him "Your girlfriend owes me a handjob"
>he angrily walks back to his room and yells at me to clean everything up
>>24465547
I want to feel bad for you, but that was a pretty stupid thing to attempt when you have a perfectly good pan to make grilled cheese in.
If you wanted to be totally quirky you could have done it with a clothes iron.
>>24465598
I didn't know better.
the grilled cheese looks so good in those pictures. I figured if it was a sham, a bunch of people would have said something in the comments.
>>24465646
Please don't lie to me, but how old are you?
>>24465547
This can't be real. What kind of place did you grow up in where you don't know that putting cheese in a toaster is going to light it on fire?
>tfw no online community for females
Even in this thread robots are constantly invading.
>I'M A MALE AND I WILL GIVE MY INPUT ON EVERYTHING YOU POST, EVEN WHEN YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT
Holy christ
>>24465736
Then why did you post it?
To have an echo chamber?
Take some .357 caliber aspirin and call it a night, cunt.
>>24465736
res ponse
>>24465773
Oh look, case in point.
Fuck off, robot. If I wanted to listen to your shitposts I wouldn't come to this thread.
>>24458025
>tfw spend hours and tons of money on my appearance, education and self improvement
>unhygenic, fat, non educated men still think they deserve me because "muh personality"
what is the reasoning behind this? my friends say it's because ugly men in movies always get with the respected hot girl.
>>24465672
I'm 20 years old.
>>24465692
I didn't think that the cheese would be dripping if it wasn't touching the edges of the bread.
>>24465826
>my friends say it's because ugly men in movies always get with the respected hot girl.
Yeah pretty much. It's not even personality though, it's just doing menial favors.
>>24465848
Do you even melt?
>>24465826
I love this. My favorite thing about the mind of a robot.
They want girls that are far far above them but can't figure it out because they hate girls so much. They just cross off "Stacy" girls with heavy makeup and think a cute girl who dresses well with light makeup want them instead. Even though these women are typically more appealing to everyone and not just robots.
>>24465848
You didn't think the cheese would expand as it melted?
You didn't think it might be too close to the heating elements and start burning?
>>24465809
Bite me, bitch. This is our board, and you're just posting on it.
>tfw family tries to change you
>girls should like clothes and makeup anon, why dont you
>why dont your friends ever call you to hangout anon
>hey anon its been so long since we've seen you, anything different? a boyfriend?
>>24465924
>This is our board
>this is what newfags actually believe
Off to wizchan you go
>>24465940
Honey, don't delude yourself. Your hormones must be messing with your head as you're not thinking straight.
Why don't you get some tea, honey, andstop posting?
>>24465970
>Honey, don't delude yourself.
Heed your own advice, please.
FUCK OFF ROASTIE WHORES
YOU'RE ALONE BC YOU'RE EMPTY
>>24465970
>stop posting
Yet here you are. You obviously want the female attention, fat fuck.
>>24466008
You really are a moody little twat. What's wrong, struck out again this weekend while all of your "gal pals" found someone to go home with?
>>24466019
ayy bby I need you to fill me up then
My boyfriend doesn't stick up for me when I get scared or shy of something. He lightly makes fun of me whenever I seem hesitant of something. He'll say something like "Oh, you're scared of X and you want me to do it for you. okay" or "Oh, so you want me to come to the rescue. Gotcha"
When I'm really shy of something, he'll keep pressuring me to do it. He tells me "we're not going anywhere until you do it"
it makes me feel like a special needs child.
>>24466058
Here's another (You) for you.
>>24466066
ayy gurl lemme get ur diglets
>>24466074
Why is he your bf then?
>>24466035We take the attention we can get.
>>24466082
Given up so quickly?
>>24466074
Dudes are just like this, doesn't matter who you date. They all think you are retarded no matter what, even other girls do.
That's just part of being female really.
>>24466074
>BOOHOO MUH BF DOESNT SOLVE MY PROBLEMS FOR ME
Just find someone willing to babby you, you retarded sack of whiny shit.
>>24466110
because other than that he's a nice guy.
>>24466145
>girls aren't allowed to be scared or feel emotions
I bet you constantly bitch about how guys aren't allowed to feel emotions while telling people to stop feeling emotions.
>>24460146
So, you say you love videogames, but never played anything besides the shity games you mentioned? Never got your own money and bought a GBA or DS? This is exactly why no one should take seriously a woman who says she likes videogames
>>24466182
>girls aren't allowed to be scared or feel emotions
I didn't say that you retarded sack of shit.
You can feel scared/shit your whale panties, but you should solve your own fucking problems.
>tfw one of my bartholin's glands got clogged
>egg sized lump on my genitals, couldn't sit, couldn't stand, had to lie on my side with an ice pack on my vagina
>gave it a squeeze while showering, sudden release of pressure and horrific stench
>hand coated in thick, off white goo
And my genitals are now back to normal today. Can't even tell that yesterday I had a horrible infection. Whew.
>>24460605
you sound like the kind of woman who would go to tumblr and also enjoy the IGN anime podcast. Let me guess, you need Link to be a girl and Samus to always remain a woman, right?
One time I went to go check on my roommate by going into his room. I didn't see him in his room so I walked into it to see if he left a note or something. When I walked past his bed, he grabbed me by the ankles from under his bed and I ended up peeing myself. It was so embarrassing.
>>24466250
Vaginas are terrifying and disgusting things.
the women on this forum and not with chads have roasties. i can personally attest that girls with innie vaginas are a prized commodity in the chad and normie world
>>24466265
Sounds hot tbqh familia
>>24466276
This happens to me about once a year, really. It's pretty nasty. I tried to recruit a friend into taking a scalpel to it but he refused.
I ended up having to do that myself last time with a kitchen knife. Still have a bit of a scar. Thankfully it resolved itself this time.
>>24466323
Go see a medical professional, christ.
>Playing redneck doctor on your genitals and leaving scars
>>24458479
>only creepy guys ever hit on you
>creeps be creeping on online dating (literally get hundreds of messages from complete weirdos)
>try to become friends with a guy in real life
>all he wants is to get in your pants and gets mad when you won't sleep with him like you owe him
>been single for weeks now
>>24466338
The doctor would pretty much do the same thing. I watched how to do it on Youtube, it's not a complicated procedure. Only mistake I made was not using a sharper knife, I was too impatient to wait for a scalpel set to come in from Amazon.
>>24465919
>robot wants any women
>those "beautiful" women will be a single mother of a one-night Chad stand or be childless at 40
They get exactly what they deserve.
>hungry
>walk into fridge
>see a bag of tacos from Taco Bell
>open bag
>there's actually only 2 left and the bag only looks big because there's a bunch of napkins and crumbled wrappers
>eat it and clean up and notice that was a grilled loader in the bag hiding in the midst of napkins
>still hungry so eat that too
>day later
>have boyfriend over and we're just chilling in living room
>hear the sound of scissors clasping behind my head
>turn around
>roommate is holding a pair of scissors along with a huge clump of hair in the other hand
>ask him "why" while chasing him into the hallway and pinning him down
>he says "that's what you get for eating my Tacos yesterday"
Turned out he was holding extensions and he didn't actually cut my hair. My boyfriend saw that he was faking it, but he didn't say anything to me. I can't trust him anymore.
>>24466398
wtf why would you eat someone else's tacos?
>>24466354
I cannot stop being creepy. I want to, but dont know how. I'm clingy and love talking a lot, i know that much i can fix. What else is creepy to girls?
>>24465919
>They want girls that are far far above them but can't figure it out because they hate girls so much.
Sure thing bruh.
>>24459481
When does this ride end
>>24466433
>What else is creepy to girls?
Your existence.
Literally a certain kind of appearance is "creepy" to girls.
If you have it you're just SOL.
>>24466426
Because nobody wanted to eat hers, ammirite bros?!
*high five*
>>24466426
I thought no one would miss since it was only 2 soft tacos. The grilled loader was just a bonus. I already ate the tacos so i thought why not just finish the rest since the grilled loader isn't very filling on its own.
>>24466189
Why would I buy a GBA or DS? That's just crazy talk, they both have good emulators.
No, as a child, I had no way to make money to get them if that's what you meant. The DS came out when I was preteen to give you an idea. I did buy a launch 3DS though because I had money.
The consoles I had as a kid were:
>SNES
>PS1
>Gamecube
Only handhelds were:
>Gameboy (the first one). Sadly, the only game I had on this was Mario Golf.
I played FF Tactics Advance on a emulator much later in my life. I was just poor kid man, couldn't ask my mom for stuff like that. One of her boyfriends got me a Gamecube and we pre-ordered Wind Waker/Ocarina of Time bundle for Gamecube together. I still have it actually and replay it every year. It is original black label, Sadly, he died in a accident. I play every summer on the anniversary of his death and usually need to cry a lot.
>>24466263
I don't listen to any podcast, haven't used tumblr before. Sometimes I call Link "Zelder" as a joke when talking to strangers to see how they react. Really like Semper Games when I was a little younger and thought it was funny as shit to watch them get red faced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBkOWN8yBUQ
>>24466460
Oh. I guess that's makes sense ;_;
>>24466250
>someone else with a messed up bartholins gland
one of mine fills up each time i'm horny so I need to squeeze it out each time. very annoying.
>>24466250
GOD FUCK WHY CAN'T THIS SHIT JUST STAY ON /CGL/
>>24466497
how old are you and what do you do for a living?
>>24466522
Does it ooze out copious amounts of fluid????
>>24466557
it just fills up with normal vag lube. no infections or i'd see someone about it.
>>24466556
It's rude to ask a woman her age anon, please. I am this close to buying 12 cats.
>>24466497
Something something trolls. Ignore them.
>>24466522
>>24466323
>>24466250
Wtf is this, why aren't you going to the doctors for this type of stuff?!
>>24466573
>Buying cats
You just snatch them off the street if you want to be a proper cat lady.
>>24466573
If you had a ps1 when you were a kid, I guess you're almost my age, which is 27. 27 doesn't seems like a cat-owning age
What's so great about having a bunch of cats? The only cute cats that do cute things are the ones that are on Youtube.
>>24466585
>why aren't you going to the doctors for this type of stuff?!
i actually went the month after it started happening but they gynecologist and nurse didn't believe me because it wasn't happening right then and there.
i really hat doctors that don't actually give as hit about what you have to say about your own body.
>>24466573
If i dressed up like a cat would you purchase me? I'm so lonely. ;_;
>>24466618
That's not old for a man anon. My ovaries about to dry up. Pretty sure 30+ for a woman is when you don't have children because you are guaranteed to give birth to an autistic chlid.
>>24466641
Maybe you should choose a non-shit gynecologist.
>>24466651
Depends on the women. Some women stay biologically younger then others.
>>24466651
My mother had her last child when she was 41.
No defects, no nothing. She had 11 children before that. You have plenty of prime reproductive years ahead of you, but the clock is ticking.
>when you know your boyfriend is cheating on you with your best friend who is also your roommate , but you don't say anything because you depend on them for your current living situation
>>24466354
Here's a thing sweetie: men form bonds through common activity. Secondly, women never EVER say anything in regards to boundaries or sexual interest, so it's a default assumption that if a pretty woman is talking to us despite not having an immediate boyfriend and never mentions one we have to assume she's interested in being sexual because woman don't form friendships with men unless they find them sexually attractive.
>b-b-but penises
People who find each other attractive have sex. Get over it.
>>24465919
>They want girls that are far far above them
Most robot's want a girl that's basically like them.
Taking the fact that women are able to get men above them you might be right, but as a whole it's kind of reasonable.
>>24466684
>choosing your doctor when you have gov healthcare.
what do i look like? a rich person?
>tfw numb
>tfw vaguely hate yourself
>tfw on the verge of giving up and doing sudoku
>>24466715
How about you try to make more money then?
>>24466708
>she's interested in being sexual because woman don't form friendships with men unless they find them sexually attractive.
That's a terrible assumption and a quite rapey one at that. Get over yourself. I don't owe you sex in exchange for your company.
>>24466741
nah, i'm not that greedy.
Emily?
Tbqh senpai senpai senpai desu senpai baka baka desu senpai baka tbqh
>>24466751
Nobody says that women owe men sex for their company. What they do say is that there is an assumption that a woman is sexually available to a man if she appears interested in him and doesn't make it clear she has a boyfriend.
Did you know:
women get keked more than men
>>24466751
Keep telling yourself that. My male friends I've spent hundreds of hours doing shit, probably 1000+, and my female "friends" I've spent maybe 20 hours with, and unsurprisingly we share no hobbies and I would never share most of my personality with them. My longest friendship with a woman was more than three years, and yes, there was a strong sexual intimacy and she knew me reasonably closely.
If you're in a relationship already it's a lot easier to be friends with someone of the opposite gender, but women are just worse at friendships overall. They don't even like to do stupid shit like watch a movie someone else likes.
>>24466800
Well no shit, if women go for chads, then naturally chad is going to fuck around.
Guys who never really had women to begin with aren't technically being keked after all.
>>24458025
>tfw never had a real gf
>tfw every girl who liked you was online
>tfw you don't like anyone irl but have to pretend to do so that you don't feel lonely
>tfw no one knows what 4chan is
>>24466651
are you acusing me of male privilege? you don't sound fun anymore, anon
Anyone just want to be my gf, or even pretend to be my gf? I'm fine with either at this point, just need some romantic companionship.
>>24466850
The only comfort i have as an irredeemable loser is that i wont ever be keked. Feels good
>>24465970
>Honey, don't delude yourself
>Honey
Fookin hell m8, literally die
>>24458025
Perverted how?
>>24466701
My mother was 35 when she had me and you see how I turned out
>>24466074
I do this to my gf sometimes because I want her to overcome her fears and try new things.
>>24466860
if it helps - I'm not horribly disfigured or obese or anything, and I'm white. you can probably imagine some horrible jabba the hutt-esque neckbeard monstrosity behind a post like that, but I'm a pretty normal guy, just full NEET mode.
>>24466919
Hey, don't blame your mother's ovaries for your own failures.
>>24466857
No stupid faggot, I'm telling you that my eggs are limited and that shit goes fast. I've heard it's pretty hard for chicks to get pregnant as they get older. Has nothing to do with your penis but you might last slightly longer than me, who knows considering it seems mostly genetic and not about sex.
I can't really think of many women in my family who lasted much longer than 30 or were able to get pregnant later in their life. I probably got bad vagina genetics.
>>24466918
Some people just have that look. Apparently i have it too. Dont even have to say anything, i'm just deemed a creep and a perv
>>24466838
>worse at friendships overall. They don't even like to do stupid shit like watch a movie someone else likes.
i had a blast in the friend zone, senpai
we watched movies and hung out doing random shit, it was genuinely fun. until i developed feelings and fucked it up
>>24465547
I wanted to do the toast thing, but I noticed it wouldn't work with a plastic toaster. Did you uh, miss that step?
>>24466941
I have a lot of disorders and it's not my fault they had my dick mutilated either
>>24466952
Fertility problems probably rise to like 25% at 30, and then another 5% every year. I kek a little every time I hear someone women is infertile or has potato babies, although it's a sad state of the first world.
>>24466971
Toasters are designed the way they are so that heat escapes from the top when stood up right. Metal or plastic, the heat will get trapped in the toaster when placed sideways and cause a fire hazard.
>>24466971
>plastic toasters
DOES THIS REALLY EXIST? IS THIS ACTUALLY A THING?
>>24467035
The grill parts are still metal you poofter. The body is plastic.
>>24466952
yeah, that a real problem we have now. Nature designed humans to have children since 14, but society nowdays sultures people to still be shildren till their 30s.
Too bad, but hey, at least you can start thinking cute names for your cats, and save some money for a gaming PC
>>24467075
I have a gaming pc silly. I already have all the names prepared.
A friend of mine recently moved into my family's house. My family doesn't do Thanksgiving, but he's still going to prepare a Thanksgiving dinner. He already started on buying groceries and supplies. My family probably won't even be there on Thanksgiving since we don't really care much for the holiday. Not sure if he expects me to help out.
>>24458536
>THIS IS ACCURATE
>>24467074
Well obviously, but every single toaster I've ever seen has been metal. Completely metal.
>>24459833
Not OP, but if you were on the receiving end of a gentlemanly encounter, I think you would feel the same.
It's worse than no attention, so don't get all jealous.
>>24467090
I hope one of them is not Sylvester or cuddles. Those are pleb-tier names
>>24467105
>stacys who "don't do" thanksgiving
red flag as fuck 2bh senpai
>when your friend sleeps over at your place for a week and he makes up for it by taking care of food and cleaning and your boyfriend starts getting passive-aggressive
My friend isn't trying to get with me. He's just trying to be polite. When I ask my boyfriend something he'll tell me "Why don't you ask your boyfriend?" (in reference to my friend and not him)
>>24466522
Fuck that, I would avoid getting horny at all costs if it happened every time.
>>24466585
Last time it happened I didn't have insurance. This time it happened right before thanksgiving, so there were no available appointments.
>>24467148
>Not OP, but if you were on the receiving end of a gentlemanly encounter, I think you would feel the same.
I would fuck a woman provided she wasn't fat or deformed.
>It's worse than no attention, so don't get all jealous.
Keep telling yourself that.
I never hit my boyfriend or get too aggressive during sex. If it's not okay for a man to do it, it's not okay for a woman. I try not to take advantage of double standards. I hate bondage and dominance stuff. I believe everyone should be equal in a relationship . My boyfriend wanted me to tug on his balls while luring him from the bathroom and into the bedroom and onto the bed. I told him that genital mutilation or physical abuse shouldn't be sexualized.
Imagine if a woman's boyfriend had his fingers inside the woman's vagina and he 'dragged' her onto the bed. People would be throwing a hissyfit.
>>24467156
I usually name animals after famous people or food, such as Linguine. I am very sleepy gotta go.
>>24467391
I can't tell if you're serious or not. Either way, I laughed.
>>24467391
>dragging a woman by her vagina
I don't think this would work unless you grabbed her roastie. The fingers would just slide out.
Honest question:
How hard would it be to get some person to send me periodic messages throughout the day telling me I'm a fat, worthless piece of trash?
>>24467395
You sound like a lazy person. I bet you're fat and can't even squat 1pl8
>>24467268
>>24467391
you peeps sound autistic as fuck. how do you even get bfs
>>24467448
Pretty easy.
Especially easy if it were all true.
>>24467391
You remind me of the woman whose husband felt like he was raping her because she was drunk when she had sex with him.
Grow up.
>>24467448
I tell people this on /r9k/ every 15 minutes or so, have you tried posting more and saying stupid shit.
>>24467448
not hard, just ask 2bh family. most will consider it charity type work.
>>24467391
Fake as shit, but funny as hell.
>>24467457
I am underweight and do a lot of squats because I have a very uninteresting ass. I'm just losing a lot of steam because my vyvanse wore off.
>>24458479
One out of the millions of women on this planet won't date a robot.
Time to give up and go cry into a pillow boys.
>tfw every guy who's liked you has been perverted or a supreme gentleman
without sex drive, guys won't be approaching women PERIOD, for anything. so that explains the "perverted" perception that all women are struggling with in 2015.
the supreme gentlemen thing is another modern phenomena that came with the internet and easy communication: all guys are afraid to appear as the latter, the "pervert", so instead, the completely remove every sexual aspect of themselves because they think they're doing women a favor, they don't know any better, so then they come off as wet noodles.
we live in catch 22 now and tight rope levels of balancing acts between pumping and dumping and full fledged romantic pursuit, not in line? you stay a virgin until 30.
>>24467521
>hate women
>wonders why women stay far away from him
It's like being a friendly ghost and trying to befriend a black person or something.
>have friend over to help me with preparing stuff for Thanksgiving
>parents make a remark how he looks like he's my son and I'm teaching him how to make cookies since he's so short and I'm so tall
>use washroom
>friend talks to my mom while I'm gone, but I can still hear them
>friend jokingly says he wants to marry me
>mom tells him he can't because my boyfriend would be mad
what kind of person thinks it's perfectly okay to jokingly say you want to marry someone to their mother?
>>24467513
you said you were going off, yet responded to my post. Stop lying to me, anon, and tell me about the cats
>>24467583
They're all retarded names, I promise. I just don't write them down because I usually think of names on the spot while lying in bed.
I'm just coming down and not having fun answering stupid questions anymore because it feels like my brain shut off instantly. What would you name your cats if you had 12 cats?
>>24467625
I wouldn't name them at all. I'd just call them all Cat.
>family name is Graham
>dad names me Anna
>>24467650
But Graham is a boy's name.
>>24467625
I haven't thougt names for 12 cats, desu, but my cat's name is Prometheus because he's a pretty cool guy. I might name other cats after other gods, or Logan
>>24467470
>>24467480
>>24467504
In theory, I could gather up a few like minded people, form a group, and then we all remind each other what worthless, corpulent slobs we are.
Think it could work?
>>24467650
Kek, your dad sounds pretty cool. Would hang out with/10.
>>24467660
family name as in surname as in last name
>>24467660
Are you for real? I can't tell if you're for real.
>>24467650
>etrian oddysey
how much of a shut in are you, and how is it working for your boyfriend hunt?
>>24467650
Just don't work as a waitress.
Femanons, how would you react to being mentally raped by Killgrave?
>>24467650
I don't understand. What's the problem with that?
Things I don't like about short guys:
-they know they'll never get a girlfriend so they show no shame and know no boundaries
Literally had short guy friends ask me to be their mommy, step on them, cradle them, hug them (boobs in face thing), and
>>24467642
Good idea they don't respond to anything. I do have one cat and she just comes if I meow, that's it. I guess you could call all your cats meow too for the same results.
now that i think this over a little.. it was a stray cat actually that i adopted. i am probably one more period away from taking feral cats.
>>24467672
That's cool man, I wouldn't personally name my cats after gods but I enjoy complicated names for animals.
>>24467805
>things I don't like about non-chads
>they aren't chad
thanks for the insight "fembot"
>>24466250
I'm so glad I'm gay. The female body is absolutely sickening.
This isn't specifically a fembot feel but im a fembot so I guess its ok to post
>forget to take medication two nights in a row
>kidneys begin throbbing
>this second round of treatment probably won't work
>tfw you've already accepted you're probably going to die before the age of 30
>>24467693
Why would someone have a different last name than their father?
>>24467650
I really hope he planned that out as some kind of colossal joke on you and it wasn't just coincidence.
My dad used to try to convince me that ghosts were real by whispering my name into a cup while he took a drink (so i couldn't see him moving his lips). I was scared shitless of ghosts for a while, dads are cruel.
>>24467682
I think it could senpai. it sounds like it would have good camaraderie
>>24466354
This! I've been single for three months now, and I'm going fucking insane ;_;
>>24467754
Good luck penetrating my tinfoil hat.
>>24467849
Stop forgetting then ya idiot, set an alarm on your phone.
>when you're only strong because you're angry all of the time
I'm very lonely so I'm very bitter about everything. I'm able to do heavy lifting at work even though guys offer to help me out. I just ignore them and go on with my business because I'm so pissed off all of the time. No one likes me. It takes too much effort to be liked. Even when you're likable, everyone you love is going to die, lose interest in you, or betray you.
>never had a real bf
>non-virgin
You fucking slut.I love you and would orbit you hardcore though desu.
>>24467650
I met a girl once whose full name was Chasity Pelt.
You can always have it worse.
>>24466189
It's pretty embarrassing. And the fact that she thinks she's special for having cookie-cutter reddit and /v/ taste is sickening, and ignores Chads for it (whom probably have better taste) is just laughable.
Is your name Katie?
>>24467908
Paint yourself green, wear a leotard and beat the shit out of everyone.
>>24466497
>muh dead chad and our overrated 3D zeldas ;(
Nice blog.
>>24467908
>Even when you're likable, everyone you love is going to die, lose interest in you, or betray you.
cool nonsensical thoughts senpai
>>24461825
>ovulating and super horny
when? let me solve your horniness problem :^)
I think flat chests look grosser on men. A man with no definition to his stomach or chest area looks very bad. Their nipples usually look very pathetic.
>>24466490
How inconsiderate of you
>i wanted it so i just took it. Whats the big deal
Women everyone
>>24468022
it's like getting upset over some leftover french fires or someone taking one jack-in-the-box tacos. If the leftovers isn't going to be much of a meal, it's freezies for everyone.
>>24468003
>"3D zelders"
>>24468057
>If I'm just sucking a dick, it's not like I'm really cheating on my boyfriend
>Beejays for everyone! :D
>>24468057
>it was freezies for everyone!
>roommate eats your leftover taco bell
>OMG THIS MAN LITERALLY RAPED ME BY EATING MY TACOS HELP ME OBAMA
>>24458025
Is your name by any chance "Francisca"?
>>24467908
Are you female guts? All that anger can't be good for you.
>when you're so paranoid about your boyfriend cheating on you that you cheat on him just to be safe
>this entire thread
I genuinely believe that some Stacys and other assorted normie females have more personality and taste than the entirety of femanons.
>>24461882
>Be ugly duckling fembot, "7/10"
>Closest friend is hard into MLP
>Want to become closer, so join in and get hooked
>Go to MLP themed party
>Full of beta gentlekeks and edgy spergs, instantly regret coming
>Fedoras, memes and plushies everywhere
>Suddenly surrounded by pimply hamplanets
>"You're so cute and quiet, you're such a Fluttershy! (she's my waifu)"
>Only other girl is sex-obsessed landwhale, who is also surrounded
>Leave party and later get goaded to join the Facebook group
>8 friend requests
>One guy actually full on asks me to his high school dance
>One guy consoles in me about his gay-furry love affair
>One guy tries to impress me with his bottlecap collection (a Fallout thing?)
>Get asked on two more dates several weeks later
>Some guy gives me a matching MLP necklace
>Invited to every MLP party from then on
The attention was flattering in a way, but it means nothing coming from pony-fuckers.
I quit the fandom after that eye-opener.
>>24468108
I easily get irritated and annoyed by people even though people don't mean any harm. Every compliment seems like someone is patronizing me or they're being sarcastic. Every criticism is just noise. I get annoyed when my old friends ask to catch up or text. I deleted my Facebook because I hate seeing all of my old friends living such happy lives while I'm being miserable. I just want to get through life without people assuming the worst out of me all of the time. Friendships are such a hassle. Holidays are such a hassle.
>>24468158
this. i've met some cool staceys that were literally better than femanons.in every way. some of them actually show some pity towards me
>>24468158
fembots are truly embarrassing. I've met dishwashers with more personality.
a good normie is someone that understands that different perspectives exist and they don't think any less of the shy and socially inept.
I have a normie friend that doesn't understand why I don't like going out every day, but doesn't think any less of me for not wanting to and she doesn't force me to go to nightclubs with her every month.
>>24468181
Are you buff and tall after doing all of the heavy lifting femGuts?
Truthfully though you're coming down with "in need of some new friends" syndrome. I would attempt to make some new friends. Also find a way to channel your anger into something more productive instead of just being angry all the time.
>>24468181
You sound like a real gem. I wonder why you're lonely
at what point in this situation does it become cheating:
>friend wants a bikini wax
>agree to do it for him since I have the numbing spray and such
>friend gets undressed and lays down
>begin waxing and only touching his penis to remove the hairs or whenever it gets in the way when erect
>after waxing is done
>clean up the area with a towel and moisturizer which also happens to look like I'm giving him a handjob
>once he is cleaned, he gets up and gets dressed
To who ever is in this thread:
Is this shirt slutty? WHy or why not
>>24468174
Ugh this. Not a fembot but I had went to ONE science fiction/fantasy club in college and the atmosphere was a cringefest that ruined fandom for me.
>>All I wanted was to meet a girl to watch doctor who with me
>having dinner with very buzzed Ken Rolston
>i'm suppose to be interviewing him but i really have no fucking idea what to talk about
>start sweating a bit
>ask about what he has been doing lately
>starts talking about touring Africa and singing in a choir
>notsurewherethisisgoing.jpg
>he sings a little
>force a laugh out, but also seriously laugh because i am so fucking confused
>he tells me the best letter he got was from some stoner who was scared shitless in Morrowind
>laugh some more
>suddenly he wants to ask me a question
>"What's your favorite video game?"
>shitting my pants because if i fuck this up, Ken Rolston will hate me
>accidentally say "Shadow of the Colossus" in a panic after not answering for a full minute
>his face kind of twist up in confusion
>"Isn't that an artistic game?"
I should have just said Morrowind but I thought he might see me as a kiss ass, fuck. SotC isn't even my favorite game.
>doing studio tour with some PR dude
>we visit Grant Kirkhope's sound room
>it's very pretty and padded
>Grant Kirkhope looks up kind of pissed off that he has to do this shit again
>starts talking in his really fucking thick accent
>i can't tell what he is saying at all and I'm suppose to be writing this down
>all I can hear are the words SHIT and FUCK every few seconds
>everyone around me in hysterics laughing so hard with Grant Kirkhope
>i am also laughing but i have no idea what the fuck he just said
>pretty sure no one else could understand either and they all just laughed when they heard Kirkhope start laughing
>start sweating nervously about how fucking pissed my boss is going to be that i couldn't understand Kirkhope
>just start writing down random shit and guess what he might have said
>the company i work for publishes this for people to read
>they all eat it up, even though i just made it up
I'm glad people don't read gaming news anymore because interviews are so casual and everyone is so shitfaced that I have no idea what to even write down.
>>24467906
I keep turning my phone off so I don't get distracted while doing homework, but by the time my assignments are done it's already 2 am. I think it's more of a time management issue tbqh.. this would probably stop if I did homework earlier.
>>24467296
The thing about Gentlemen is that they usually ARE fat and/or deformed, which is a big part of why you don't want their attention.
>>24458479
This is actually me except im a guy.
>Always the lanky weird geek that plays games and watch anime with geek clique
>Finished junior college
>Went into military for 2 years
>Went into college for comp science and everyone there is a bro
>Lift and face cleared up
>Getting complimented for my looks and body
>From a rich family and my grades are pretty good
I am really charismatic and i can make instant friends with any guy. But the moment girls talk to me i become the awkward geek i was 4 years ago.
>Tfw looks only got you so far
>Tfw no face
>>24468331
Yes. If the hole was smaller and more subtle it would just be a normal top. But it's a "wouldn't it be funny if the hole was lower so you can see my cleavage haha" type of thing . It's a top for shy girls that want something slutty, but don't want to dress in an obviously slutty way. Other than that, the top is ugly and you shouldn't get it.
>>24468239
That sounds like a pretty good thing you have going on.
I can't keep normie friends because I don't go anywhere and have no money. I'd go to any parties if they'd invite me. Cest la vie.
>>24468331
Yeah, it's too cutesy and lolitaish and girls who are into that aesthetic are usually sluts
>>24468331
I don't think it's slutty, but it's certainly not cute.
>>24468371
She's not going to fuck you because you're not weeb Chad with glasses.
>>24468419
>go to Lolita meet ups
>boyfriend starts dressing up too and goes to meetings with me
>get sick one week so boyfriend goes without me
>look at pics of the meet up from site
>boyfriend is in the background getting touchy with another girl in the group
>she's a fatty
no pics of them kissing, but I just didn't like the pics of her with her hand on his shoulder . I didn't like how they were always sitting or standing next to each other
>>24468331
That looks like some /cgl/ tier shit, so yeah. Looks like she'd be severely damaged goods, though, which is kinda hot.
>>24468340
pretty funny senpai, reminds me of my times touring with old dad rock musicians
hood nigga, fuck all that red carpet shit
hood nigga, I'll fuck a red carpet bitch
>>24468470
Sounds like you got keked. I've accidentally done that with another girl's guy. He was getting really touchy feely with me at a convention, and it was honestly kind of exciting to steal a girl's bf. It was kind of a fantasy of mine to see her walk in on us fucking, watching her tear up. We almost made out, but I valued my friendship, so I said no. Watch your boyfriend closely for the next couples months, if you don't want him stolen.i never told her
>>24466244
>>BOOHOO MUH BF DOESNT SOLVE MY PROBLEMS FOR ME
>you should solve your own fucking problems
How the fuck is that relevant to what she said? Are you retarded?
>>24459500
> final fantasy tactics advance
Well, I can give you a chance, even if you must be fucked up after enduring all the thirsty robots orbiting.
>>24458025
yar are a normie but /r9k/ has become infested so w/e
>never bf here
>no one ever liked me here
>ugly as hell here
>2/10 bait thanks for taking me away from my torment for a minute
>>24468733
> posted a skype account on 4chan for different reasons
> 3 girls from america added me
> all saying they were ugly, I said "anyway I don't want a ldr so feel free to post a pic and I'll rate you frankly"
> there was 2 6/10 because of fat and one 8/10 but black
> all my lolz
>>24468493
I got another great one for you anon. It's a personal favorite.
>at blizzcon for work
>meet up with co-worker who is very good at interviewing
>she's very qt and charismatic
>we head out to business dinner
>my company has informed me that I need to hand out "swag" they made as gifts
>basically handing rich famous people shitty sunglasses and bracelets when we meet them
>old Justin.TV/twitch CEO is at the dinner
>he has his shitty sunglasses on we gave him
>we've all been drinking too much
>he leans in to flirt with my qt co-worker
>mentions going back to his room
>trying to control myself.jpg
>co-worker kind of laughs in his face
>politely rejects him
>his face turns beet red
>he stands up and throws his swag sunglasses on the ground, then stomps them
>stomps out while making a scene
>is this real.jpg
>glance at my co-worker
>she glances back
>we both start laughing hysterically for several minutes
I can see how Zoe Quinn managed to fuck so many dudes now just based on this one experience.
>tfw found out new bf has billy glide thick dick
>>24468340
So were these interviews for Kingdoms of Amalur? Because everyone being shitfaced doesn't surprise me if that's the case.
>>24468657
Thanks anon, I'll give you a blizzcon story too.
>first time to blizzcon
>need to prepare my body and mind for fatties and neckbeard
>pack for the apocalypse
>hop on airplane, I have 50 connecting flights for some reason
>decide that I need to be at my best, pop some adderall
>flyin high to blizzcon all duked up on adderall
>land, manage to get to bus our company rented
>20 co-workers are there standing around
>ohfuck.jpg
>try to pull it together but at this point I am coming down hard
>boss from another department is sitting next to me
>he comments that I seem kind of sick
>"oh its nothing, I can handle this, just a little cold"
>he seems pretty surprised and comments that I've always been a great worker
>start kissing his ass hard saying he is much better than me
>later, some more co-workers comment that I seem tough for handling blizzcon "while sick"
>I'm really just coming down on drugs though
>my co-workers think I actually work hard
>get promoted after blizzcon
>mfw
:^)
>>24468336
I finally met a girl who's into all this stuff with me but I lack the social skills to keep and maintain friendships. Help me REEE
>>24468947
Yeah they were. Could be why we were all so shitfaced but all interviews I did pretty much required a lot of drinking.
>>24469019
Being a game journalist sounds awesome. I wish I could get drunk and talk about video games with my idols for a living.
>>24469066
I wasn't, hence why I was always so fucking terrible at it. they sent me as back up when everyone else was too busy because "send the cute girl to deal with them"
>>24468994
Fuck, you made me laugh based anon, thanks!
>>24458479
You lying piece of fuck get out of this board
>>24469091
That sucks. At least you got to talk to Ken Rolston. Meet any other cool vidya people?
>>24469135
This one is kind of embarrassing because I didn't play wow and never followed the community. Another blizzcon fuckup.
>standing outside convention center with co-workers
>blizzcon hasn't really started yet so we stand outside doing interviews and taking pictures of blizzard keks
>some ugly fat dude, his friend and dyke girl walks up to us
>everyone looks kinda excited
>my friend/co-worker jumps up and starts shaking his neckbeards hand
>so confused why they're all swarming this neckbeard
>I decide they're probably old company employees and they all want to catch up
>just ignore them entirely and sit around d staring at the giant ass line
>friend takes pictures
years later
>look at yogscast page on wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yogscast#Video_series
That's me in the red shirt/frizzy hair behind them ignoring them. Glad I made it on wikipedia though
>>24469258
Don't feel bad, I have no idea who they are either. At least your nose is famous.
>>24469331
I fucking did it. To be fair, they just looked like normal people except one had a great voice.
If you reveal that you're a girl on a male-dominated website then you're an attention whore. Nobody cares about your "female perspective", if you're here you're probably a fuck-up, we just want to cum in your throat.
>>24469340
The robots were uglier or equal to those guys?
>>24469359
Robots are really a mixed bunch, some qtier and some uglier
>>24459398
What do you meab? I really dont get it, are you implying thats a bad thing or godd? Because that qt only looks better you know the older she gets
>>24458025
I always wondered what "perverted" means. He always talk about sex and he isn't handsome?
>>24458479
You should have known robots are the lowest tier. Also if you are Stacy, his high social status should be your only expectation.
>be ugly female child
>no friends to learn social skills from
>eventually become attractive but still awkward as fuck
>make boyfriend in college
>cute, funny, awkward, and lonely like me
>we're each other's best friend
>eventually rent an apartment in the city together
>spend our days at separate desks playing games and reading 4chan
>in loving relationship with insane compatibility
>mfw I see this thread
>be baiting
>triggered the faties
Wew desu, another one bites the dust
>tfw 19 and a half
>tfw been a shut-in NEET for many years
>had 2 online relationships
>the first one i really loved but since i had never felt that way before i ended up making all of the classic mistakes only amplified by my desperation from the state of my life
>took 2 and a half years for me to finally stop harassing and hurtingher
>the second one i was only using and never really liked but i fucked that up too before we could meet
>both of them i'd known for years from vidya before anything started (though we never talked 1 on 1 before shit started to start)
>i don't know anybody else i have a chance of starting something with
>soon i'll be too old for online relationships and it's not like i go outside
Am I gonna die alone? btw i'm aguy
>>24469558
>only relationships have been online
most definitely
>>24460397
>tfw trans and live as a girl
>tfw im qt if you're into feminine androgyny
>tfw fembot gf
>tfw she wants to torture, kill, skin, eat and turn me into a stuffed doll out of love
>>24467576
That's fucking awkward. You gotta cut him loose, he's drowning in a pool of his own leaking dignity.
>>24469460
Rich people are pretty boring to hang out with most of the time unless they became rich later in life.
I wouldn't consider myself high social status and I'm a extremely private paranoid person when it comes to "being well known". I don't know man. People with twitter accounts weird me the fuck out, imagine dating someone with a bunch of social accounts/followers. Sounds like a nightmare.
One time i met this dude at a concert and he seemed pretty nice because he tried to offer me his spot due to being fucking tall and it was hard to see over him. Said no because he waited way longer.
Later, coincidentally I saw him on a dating site and asked if he was the same dude. He was and we hung out, this is where the nightmare started.
>meet concert man
>we discuss music a bit outside his job at some soap selling store or some shit
>he mentions that he has a synthesizer
>i get excited because I have one too
>we decide then and there to meet up at his place and I'll bring my synth so we can "jam"
>week goes by, he doesn't have work
>have synth good to go, meet up
>get to his place and set up the hardware
>suddenly I hear him mumble "it looks very aesthetic"
>I get a sense that something is about to go very wrong
>he pulls out a giant camera and starts taking pics of my synth
>what.jpg
>he asks me to move my feet towards the synth for a pic so both of our feet are in the shot
>the nightmare finally ends, or so I think and I assume he wants to play
>he says "I'm kinda hungry, lets grab a pizza"
>I order a pizza and pay for it
>gets delivered, really enjoying the pizza
>he leaves the box open, personal pet peeve really but whatever
>suddenly his cat approaches the pizza and starts licking it
>WHAT THE FUCK.jpg
>he giggles and pets his cat, then picks up the slice it licked and eats it
I instantly packed up my stuff and left then never spoke to him again. Found out he was tumblr famous and posted all his "aesthetic" pics on tumblr later. it was fucking insane.
>>24469614
Probably gonna be a HHKV forever. I bet it's nice to cuddle with somebody you love.
>>24469340
It would have been more embarrassing if you did know who they were. Youtubers are all pretty terrible. The only reason I know the name 'Yogscast' is because of the Kickstarter scam they pulled.
Few things I hate hearing.
>There is no such thing as fake nerd girls
This was big during gamer gate, there is fakes of everything. Most of these fake nerds are normies pretending to like games and comics, to us that like these things, this means we're exposed to 'members' of our own group, that know nothing about us. It's like is someone claims to like punk music and don't know who the Sex Pistols, Offspring, or Dead Kennedys are.
>4chan is full of awful people.
Yes, we tell racist jokes, talk about underrepresented ideas and stances, that's not bad it's just people taking advantage of anonymity. We are just a site for people to post pictures and talk about shit.
>Drama (in any way but the genre)
I hate this word, people use it to make normal situations akin to nothing more than people being shit heads look like bigger deals than they are, I'm sure you know the type of people.
>Teenage love
I didn't start dating until college, a choice I will never regret. This is self explanatory.
>Problematic
ISIS, Russian agression in Ukraine, Powergirl's tits, high suicide rates, and childhood obesity being over 15%. 4 out of 5 of these are problematic, which ones do feminazis and normies bitch about most?
>Otaku, senpai, baka, etc...
You're not Japanese just because you know a handful of obscure anime words. I'm sure real Japs will think of you as an autistic virgin if these words are used in most cases. Unless you're speaking Japanese or something.
That's just a few things I personally hate, thanks for reading.
>>24458683
Ik this doesnt really matter but subs over dubs any day
most important line ITT anyway.
>>24458025
>tfw every guy who's liked you
>tfw every guy who's liked you
>tfw every guy who's liked you
>tfw every guy who's liked you
REEE-fucking-EEEEEEEEEE
>>24469765
>grouping Offspring with punk bands
>>24469765
Powergirl's tits ARE problematic, though. Her boobs never pop out of her little chest window. Why even bother putting the thing there if it's not for easy access?
>>24469855
DC Comics make books about aliens and mutants fighting terrorist and gods in latex and FUCKING CAPES! Her tits would realistically pop out that thing (unless they're fake AF, which they probably are) but comics are as realistic as my ass is my elbow.
>>24469901
It's a missed opportunity. At least I can count on the internet to pick up the slack.
>>24459500
typical girl shit
>tfw I'll never find a girl that loves classic first person shooters
>>24462983
Mever give up. There are times when a guy is a bigger pussy in regards to relationships than 10 women combined. If he's not interested in someone it's even easier.
>>24470455
The fuck is ''Mever''?
>>24458025
so are fembots not considered normies because some of them only visit one single board
>>24458025
Fembots don't have feels.
>>24461413
could you post any contact info?
For a very long time, I gave into the idea that to find the perfect husbando, I must be the perfect waifu. I've learned to enjoy things most women hate; cooking, cleaning and generally taking care of the house. I've come to accept that at 24 years old I've been doing it all wrong. I never got any interest outside of reading books(again just a female thing to do) and biking when the weather is warm enough. I held onto my virginity until I met someone from r9k who actually ended up cheating on me several times. I think I'm done. I am fed up by defining myself by what a man wants. I valued all of the things robots valued and wanted to give one of them a very happy life next to a loyal, caring waifu. But it's time for me to open up my legs, ride the cock carrousel and then find some dumb shit beta to take care of my kids like many of the girls I know have done. Makes sense.
>that feel when this is probably the most likely thread out of /r9k/ that I might get Pokemon Mystery Dungeon discussion out of
Why is this game so fun?
>>24470870
because chunsoft console roguelikes are pretty fun, I prefer the shiren games though because weeb
>>24458479
You deserve misery.
>>24470914
Am I meant to be clearing every room of every floor?
>>24458025
>keep hearing "You need a boyfriend, Anon"
>why.jpg
>had one bf
>my first everything
>did everything men was supposed to like
>cooked, cleaned, kept myself slim and pretty for him
>he still cheated on me
>simply for the reason that he is young and should be riding the pussy roller coaster nightly
>he was the one who wanted us to be "like we're married"
>i got into a relationship to be used like a maid and prostitute and got nothing but hurt for it
>why.exe do i need a person to use and hurt me again
>tell guys i'm happily single
>love the fact i can live like a bachelor
>be as fat as i want, shave when i want, keep my apartment as messy as i like, dress as sloppily as i like idgaf
>b-but anon, you need dick!
>just ordered a battery powered one online REEE
>guys who don't even like me actually get mad about this
>mfw
Still, it sucks when your crush tells you, "You need a boyfriend but not me lololol"
>>24470870
>says mean things until it's time to talk about pokemon
>comes crawling to us
I started with Charmander and Pikachu bro, how about you?
>>24471094
only if you are grinding for exp, which is a good idea IF you are finding that you can handle the dungeon pretty easily
>>24471118
Now you know how it feels for once, fucking whore.
>>24471137
Mudkip and Chimchar.
>>24471137
Yeah. I'm in Chapter 4 and it's been a breeze so far.
>>24471142
Go project on someone else faget.
>>24471154
>one woman gets the treatment all women give men
>bitches to /r9k/ about it
Just fucking hang yourself, roastie.
>>24471149
I think I'm on chapter 15
It will get tougher and more grindy so as long as it's a breeze it's worth your while to scour for items and beat all the critters that you can.
Don't disregard your partner once you can start leaving them behind because you will still have a lot of missions where you will have to bring them along and won't have access to your other bros.
>>24471194
Slow down goddamn. That's what I've been doing, getting items and fighting anything I can. It's working so far.
>>24470743
>hooks up with a chad
>blames robots
lel
>>24471205
>slow down
I'm a diagnosed autist and my autistic obsession is pokemon, I'm not capable of stopping until I've run this game into the fucking ground. In fact I feel like I'm playing it way too slowly.
>>24471243
Am I meant to be leveling my moves evenly or just whatever happens to be best in a situation?
How many chapters does the game have?
>>24471166
Stop generalizing, you shit.
>>24471260
22
asdfasdfaf
>>24471273
That is some tasty irony.
>>24471233
>Implying he was a Chad and not a NEET with "social anxiety" (Apparently not when it comes to fucking and meeting bitches through Tinder)
>>24471293
Nah, most men pretty much are selfish hypocritical shits. The ones who aren't are usually with the Stacys.
>>24471260
Not sure how many chapters there are.
Level the moves that are most efficient. As far as I can tell the mystery dungeon pokemon learn the same moves that they do in other games, so you probably won't be using your starting moves forever.
I make use of TMs and my charmander is using flamethrower and my Pikachu is using Thunder
>>24459299
I would date someone who looked like her if she hadn't inked all over herself, dyed her hair, got jewelry, and did porn.
Hell, I'd date someone less attractive than she is now if I got along with them well.
>>24471292
>autist
>can't answer all questions in a post
yeah nah
>>24471324
Alright. I only have Water Gun and maybe Mud Bomb that is worth keeping, maybe Tackle for something physical. Granted, I'm sure it's because I'm still early in the game.
>>24471316
>implying he wasn't saying what you want to hear like a true chad just to get in your pants
fucking lel
>>24471322
yeah m8 that isn't a generalization at all
>>24471351
Feels possible man.
Tfw men would waste 1000 GBP to land some pussy that they're just going to cheat on and had cheated on.
Feels. Weird.
Oh. Is there a fucking way to see my opponent's HP?
>>24471339
the one that gave you the chapter count isn't this autist.
Water gun and mud bomb are good for early on. Eventually it will probably me more ideal to have a physical attack water move and probably earthquake for ground since mudkip's line are better physical fighters.
I don't know how familiar you are with pokemon but mudkip is 4x weak to grass so look out for that
>>24471380
>2autistlmao
I'm familiar enough up but it gets sketchy at P/D/P and further on.
I wish there was a better way to keep track of what type is weak to what.
>>24471351
Keep on with your Project Butthurt.
>>24467768
Americans are retarded and pronounce Graham "Gram", so her name sounds like Anagram.
>>24471377
not as far as I know.
>>24471400
honesty the only efficient way is to just memorize
>>24471366
It isn't wasted, he got laid. And he got to have sex with a virgin. 1000 pound for sex with an (I'm assuming) attractive virgin is a pretty good deal. There are Arab Oil Barons who would have bought you a house just to steal that hymen.
>>24471403
>butthurt
another great use of comedic irony
you should do stand up
Hey femanons
I need some advice.
There's a girl that I like but I've never spoken to her in my life, I just admire her from a distance. She's in my classes. She doesn't come to classes often but when she does she tends to stand near me. I've tested it out, I can be anywhere in the room, even far away from the entrance, and she'll still stand near me, without fail, 100% of the time, regardless of where I am.
How do I approach this girl without looking like a creep or a beta? She has that shy, girl next door type thing going on and likes anime, which means she's pretty much a stereotypical version of you girls except hopefully less bitter.
>5F of School Forest
>no PP for any damage-dealing moves left
>can't find Elixirs
Fucking RADICAL
>>24471500
Just wait until she sits next to you, then wait until a break or something in class and start small talk.
>>24471507
this is the danger of grinding through every room
>>24471524
So am I forced to give up and leave now? I guess I'll buy shitloads of Elixirs next time I find a shop.
>>24458025
>every guy who's liked you
>liked you
Fuck off normie. Robots don't know these feel.
>>24471534
Yeah, that's basically how it goes. You are at the mercy of the randomly generated dungeon.
>>24471524
>ust wait until she sits next to you, then wait until a break or something in class and start small talk.
She's only ever done that once before and it was months ago.
Normally she will usually sit a row ahead of me or behind me or across from me and a little off to the side. Occasionally I catch her looking at me out of the corner of my eye. I really can't stress how bad her attendance can get though.
I hope we have a class together next semester.
>>24471553
Welp that's disappointing.
>>24458025
>tfw having a glorious shlick to weird shit on the internet without being judged
>tfw don't have to shave
>tfw plenty of spare time to spend as i please, i.e. shitposting on da chans
>tfw don't have to hide power level in general
spinster lyf is best lyfwhy do females who haven't /given-up/ come to this shit-hole?
>tfw you've never had a real bf
if dumb cunts like you would get pro-active about dating, this wouldn't even be a problem at all, especially if you're female.
>tfw every guy who's liked you has been perverted or a supreme gentleman
being perverted and talking dirty towards girls makes them sexually aroused. you're a prude or some shit? also, stop ostracizing males for doing what they are supposed to do: getting inside your pants. that's right. if you're shocked by that, you're just a degenerate SJW anti-male femnazi bitch.
>tfw your friends think you're a normie and you have to hide the fact that you go on /r9k/
yeah and it won't change.
>tfw you start panicking when someone mentions 4chan
if you start panicking because of every horseshit in your life, you'll never get a bf and senpai will not notice you, not even once.
>>24468360
>The thing about Gentlemen is that they usually ARE fat and/or deformed, which is a big part of why you don't want their attention.
This, honestly why do men who don't look like Hugh Jackman even exist how can you watch movies and not look like the guy in movies do you have no ambition or pride why don't you look like a human being I can't even
>>24471623
I became single for the first time in 3 years and realized how superior it is to be single
Especially because I can finally finally FINALLY masturbate to oviposition, hucow, and monsters
fembots, I have a question about what you think of my fap habits.
I've been fapping on the internet for a long time and, as such, it's only natural that one becomes more corrupted and bored with vanilla stuff as time goes on. For a long time now I've really like 2D "girly boy" images, boys that look like girls. Not the real life "trap" stuff so much, just 2D.
If I became your boyfriend and you discovered these types of pics on my computer would you be disgusted with me? I do get turned on by the thought of a 2D girly-looking guy submitting to me sexually, but I really don't see myself hooking up with a dude in real life since dudes are ugly.
>>24458025
You are a fucking normie. I only have 1 friend and I openly talk about 4chan when I want to. I don't give a shit what the stacies think. I don't even want to be friends with them because the only thing they seem to care about is music, hollister and starbucks. They are boring. And when someone mentions 4chan and I am hiding the fact that I go there, I also don't give a shit because I'm not a special snowflake and other girls go to 4chan too. That being said, just going to 4chan as a girl doesn't mean that you are not a normie
>be me, 18 years old girl
>Only 1 friend who only talks to me like once a week
>Zero social skills, been bullied my whole life
>Ugly as fuck
>Tall, hairy and strong: looks fucking awful as a female
>being that weird white school shooter kid who is always in the back of the class, not talking
>Grades are shit, no future
>family disowned me
>humour is offensive and everyone in real life thinks I'm a nazi
>weird ass high pitched voiced
>only interested in science, politics and history
>depressed
>contemplating suicide
>>24471623
you could have all that with me with the benefit of a good dicking daily
>>24471623
>tfw no spinster gf
>>24471746
Be my girlfriend. Where do you live?
Our children will be built like gods.
>>24471746
post legbeard pls
>>24471746
>>being that weird white school shooter kid who is always in the back of the class, not talking
This is how I know you're not female.
>>24471623
But you could have everything on that list plus whatever you want from me if you were my gf.
>>24471764
I live in Liechtenstein, a tiny country in Europe
>>24471803
I am a female, actually. One of the reasons they think I'm going to shoot up the school is because when they were talking about the columbine school shooting I burst out in laughter
>>24471812
Tiny and filthy rich you mean.
>>24471854
Yes, and I'm sure that the fact you're white matters so much in a country with practically zero blacks.
>>24471812
>Liechtenstein
i bet you love being bullied
>partner asks if he can be annoying sometimes
fuck yes you can be annoying you little shit get over it
>>24471743
Wouldn't bother me as long as you didn't give me shit about the weird stuff on my computer. As long as we could still enjoy each other irl in addition to our 2D stuff I'd be fine.
>>24471899
>dating spongebob
>>24471904
I'm the guy you're replying to, I like that you're open minded and accepting of it. What are you into? I'm just trying to imagine the worst case scenario hoping that I'm not going to be made out as a hypocrite for being disgusted by your habits when you're accepting on mine, haha.
>>24471955
Rape and monsters, mainly. A touch of ageplay because I always wished the monster under the bed would fuck me senseless as a kid and now I wish to be the little girl again.
>>24472045
Get help for your mental illness.
>>24472045
that's hot.
maybe I'll have to emerge from under your bed in a Halloween costume and have my way with you, little girl.
>>24458025
REQUIRED ORIGINAL TEXT SADFOWDFPOJSDF
>>24472045
That's really hot. Basically you like the idea of being a loli getting fucked by monsters? We probably have some of the same stuff saved from sadpanda.
Not original guy btw.
>>24471747
>>24471756
>>24471810
Bah, you'll all just cheat on me with Stacy in the end.Hell, I don't blame ya; I'd like me a bit of Stacy too desu senpai.
>>24472073
yeah, that hits all the right buttons
>>24472079
maybe, I'm way too picky about porn in general and about what I save and I don't actually save anything that looks TOO young, I just keep it in my head.
>>24472138
>I don't blame ya; I'd like me a bit of Stacy too
Yeah, no thanks in that case, have fun with Stacy and whatever retard you pick who doesn't get the real implications of that.
>>24472138
is it really cheating if she licks your clit while im fucking your ass?
>>24472138
>wanting Stacy
faggot
>>24472157
What are the real implications of that?
>>24472150
I don't save anything on my actual computer, just favorite it with the account that has a nonexistent email.
Do you like orcs/pigpeople fucking girls or do you prefer more exotic monsters?
>>24472178
You would cheat on a robot with a lesbian, I guess.
Regardless, no Stacy would want a robot, but I don't blame you for not wanting one either.
>>24472191
If i wasn't satisfied with the robot I'd tell him and break it off before going and getting it on with Stacy. I just don't trust robots (in general) to have the same moral integrity.
>>24472179
I hate with a passion the orc/pig people genre. It drives me up the wall and nothing makes me dry up faster. It takes the worst possible elements of a humiliation fetish and crosses them with monsters.
I'm actually really picky about monster aesthetics but am accepting of a wide variety of things so long as they aren't mammalian (except in the case of monsterboys where I'll accept human parts) or poorly designed from an artistic angle.
>>24472252
I like the cut of your jib.
Can I buy you a drink?
>>24472256
What do you think are the worst elements of the humiliation genre? Sorry, I've never talked to someone about porn like this so I'm interested.
>>24472252
Why do you think robots wouldn't be faithful? I mean it's not like they have options.
I like your attitude, but hate that resolution.
>>24472285
because she wants chad
and chad is popular with the ladies
so chad gets attention and that drives her crazy
but since she gets her validation by chad she is having fantasies about Chad McFaggot CEO of McFaggotry to cheat on her, BUT go back to her, because afterall she is the better girl
women are sick in the mind
>>24472274
I consider the worst part of the humiliation genre to be anything that takes it too far to the point where it's obviously overkill. It's the equivalent of reading a book that's full of painfully obvious symbolism from the very beginning.
To me, the rape fetish already includes a significant amount of humiliation--someone is exerting their will over the victim and making them do something that they find horrific. That is already tremendously humiliating. You can take it a step further and have the rapist maybe taunt the victim, asking them something like "do you like that?" when they damn well know the answer is "no." That fits a narrative and tells a story.
When the image goes out of its way to portray the rapists as disgusting, it does a few things. First, it beats the viewer over the head with HUMILIATION that it could convey more subtly. Next, it suggests to me that the artist doesn't think that rape is already humiliating enough, that it could somehow be LESS humiliating if the rapist was handsome when that really isn't the case.
>>24469708
>>24458479
sounds good
you could just describe yourself if you dont want to post picspls be in L O N D O N
>>24472257
>>24472285
Soz bruhs, I just want Chad. Didn't y'all get the memo?
>>24458025
>has friends
>have guys like you
>calling yourself a robot
FUCK OFF,FUCK OFF,FUCK OFF BITCH
REEEEEEEEE POO POO PEE PEE YA CANT TOUCH ME
>>24472399
nice dubs, i laughed
>>24472376
Little did you know,that I will never be able to be as smooth and suave as Chad, but I can give you just about everything else he has to offer. Won't you reconsider?
>10 posts until autosage
>>24472285
>Why do you think robots wouldn't be faithful?
People with low self-esteem are seldom trustworthy.
>>24472178
>What are the real implications of that?
Having a completely insane mind and a degenerate system of values that's completely incompatible with living a decent modest life.
>>24472340
Just goes to show that even roasties who want to get raped only want to be raped by Chad
>>24472436
Nah, alpha fux and beta bux, m8.Or just dildo fux and my own bux.
>>24472496
>insane mind
yep, being batshit insane yet still raking in teh monies.
enjoy your decent, modest life niggah
>>24472509
But your dildo will never love you backlike a dog will.Bust out the oven mitts and peanut butter.
>>24472436
>just about everything else he has to offer
Care to give a few examples?
>>24472545
>tfw I just got 2 red marbles and a cloud
>tfw you'll never even get a seahorse
"enjoy" "your" "monies" "white" :)OOGABOOGA
>>24472340
I don't think artists make orc men because they think rape is less humiliating based on appearance, but because they find women getting fucked by ugly things hot. In fact, I like seeing girls who are basically sex addicts fuck ugly things and enjoy it rather than get raped by them.
>>24472577I'm in shape, have loads of disposable income with a good paying job, am personable and easy to get along with and relate to, have actual hobbies and interests outside of anime and video games, and know how to give women what they want. I just don't know how to ask them out.
>>24472613
>hey how are you, come grab coffee with me after work
fuck off chad
fuck off and die
>>24472613
Fuck you're embarrassing yourself.
>>24472635I know.
>>24472632
It's just not easy for me, alright?
>>24460063
You have good taste.
og pls don't block
>>24471118
>I pretended to be a wife to Chad and now I hate all men
Re. I can't even care anymore
>>24472606
What does that mean to you, what makes that hot?
Because again in the situation you describe, of the girl who is a sex addict, that also sounds like a humiliation narrative, like it's not humiliating enough that she's a sex addict, she has to be so addicted she's fucking ugly monsters?
To me the only time I like the ugly monsters is when it's NOT a humiliation scenario, where it's hot because the girl genuinely loves the monster and doesn't care that it's hideous. But it's very difficult to find vanilla pictures of girls and ugly monsters doing things in a cute/calm/consensual manner, which makes me still think that ugly monsters are mostly about the humiliation.
>>24472738
>What does that mean to you, what makes that hot?
Her dad didn't fuck her even though she wanted him to, just stop talking to an insane whore retard.
>>24472738
>addicted to fucking ugly monsters
Not really, I just already like the idea of women with high libidos who completely give into pleasure. Them being so in love with sex/dick itself rather than the guys attached to them only drives the point home further when the things attached to them aren't faceless or attractive but ugly. One of my favorite lines in a doujin was when some fat guy asked the heroine out, and she replied "Sorry, but I'm in love with your dick, not you."
I also like contrast a lot both in porn and outside of it. For instance lolis are great, but lolis who have the personality of mature ara aras? Even better. I always liked the trope of powerful beings in the form of young girls too. I can't really explain it much more clearly because I don't really understand it fully either.
>>24472593
Wow, you're so erudite and enigmatic with your obscure references.Fucking worthless slut - don't pretend like you're anything better, because we all know that you'd be a filthy whore given the chance. Go and kill yourself. :^)
>>24472899
And we all know you'd be a nigger if only you could, what of it?
>>24458025
I wouldn't want a autistic girl friend ether.
>>24472832
ahh, that makes sense and I see what you're getting at.
When it comes to human characters in 2d porn, I like the idea of them being mostly being "straight forward" in that the evil ones look evil and the young ones look young, but I'm mostly the opposite with monster characters, I want them to be forced to emote and display their personalities and show the audience how "human" they are underneath.
Although in the case of power, I think I prefer the powerful monsters to look it. I never much cared for the idea of little girls being powerful creatures, but I think that's primarily because I fantasize about being one specifically to escape the "powers" of adulthood
>>24472791
I think you have the sexes of the people having the conversation backwards
>>24468470
If you're fat then he's keked you, if you're not then she's likely getting touchy with him and he feels uncomfortable.
>>24466074
He wants you to grow as a person.
Sounds like need make a great dad.
>>24473018
So you actually fantasize about being a little girl? I just figured you enjoyed the idea of a little girl having sex with monsters. I don't really self insert all the time, but it's not rare for me to either. I basically put myself in the position of whatever male figure so long as he isn't completely cruel.
>>24473134
Yeah, in my fantasies I sometimes imagine myself as 12ish years old and tend to self-insert as victim girls in pictures regardless of age.
>>24473455
Well, if you want to talk about porn and other shit some other time, we can exchange info. I'm going to head to wageslavery soon.
>>24473597
that might be fun, I need to sleep soon but am far too paranoid to leave my info here I'm afraid
>>24473617
Well, if you want to contact me, I use kik for semi anonymous chatting with people I meet over the internet. Username: dasmuff. I can tell you my steam and Skype stuff on there.
