DEGENERATE BINGO!
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How about a new kind of bingo? DEGENERATE BINGO! It's fun, fill it out. Autistic people love filling things out.
>>25233173
abcdefghhh
>tfw cant even win
AYYYY GOT MY SWAG ON
>>25233173
winna winna pizza dinna
guess I'm not too bad senpai
what was the prize again?
I did pretty good on this one
>>25233173
original contentttttttt x10
>>25233173
I'm safe :^)
oc
not that shocking to be honest (desu)
Proof that I'm just here for the giggles and comfy
>>25233173
Well, I did not know I was this fucked up.
I thought I was a normal human being.
i am not a proud woman
>tfw would have been gassed first in ww2
Girl here, probably gonna go to school high at some point, too.
With a bit of tweaking I will make it.
>>25233983
>girl here
Fuck off with that shit, it has nothing to do with this conversation.
>tfw asian and don't need deodorant
I feel like owning a sex toy is different for women though.
>>25234027
I only said it because the daddy issues wouldn't make sense otherwise, calm the fuck down. I've probably been here longer than you have.
>>25234081
I'm a boy with daddy issues and I know women with mommy issues. That holds no water.
You did it because you want special treatment.
>>25233983
so poor daddy raped you, so now you're crying for attention here?
you got tits friend?
>attracted to kids
>no results
>ITT: Internet Liars and Normies
>>25233173
>tfw almost bingo but I don't do drugs
Fuck.
>>25234246
Jailbait doesn't count
>>25233983
>>25234081
You seem like a pretty chill bitch, honestly.
Going to school high is pretty scary if you care. I once went to a college round-table seminar high out of my mind on LSD (I forgot it was scheduled, and the professor said he'd reveal the final exam topics at the discussion). It was pretty weird, man.
I also went high on ketamine and DXM to some of my history and literature classes. I'm pretty sure one of my professors could tell, because she gave me really nasty looks the rest of the year.
I also went to a history class on so much opium that I came in late, went to sit down, and missed my chair. I just collapsed on the floor. That was kind of a low point.
Good thing I'm happily sober now!
>>25234246
I'm only attracted to 2d kids and only when they're portrayed as sexually experienced and assertive.
Actual kids are intolerable and the thought of ruining some poor little girl's life disgusts me. I'd fuck the shit out of a grown woman with some kind of disease that made her look like a 12 year old QT forever, though.
>>25234246
Being attracted to kids isn't cool, bro. It's a weird paraphilia, one that's dangerous to others and highly stigmatized. Hope you get help, son.
Just kill me
Original
Most of this stuff is quite ehhh
im not a degenerate
and you guys should be ashamed of yourself if you get to win
>have done every single one
just fuck my shit up
>>25233983
>I'm a girl by the way
what in the FUCK was the point in you telling us that? You fucking filthy attention whore. I hope you kill yourself
>>25234591
B-but if I don't mention it, then you won't find my daddy issues sexy!
>>25234071
Get out you fucking roastie, you don't belong here.
Everyone, notice how girls ALWAYS have to mention that they're girls.
>>25233983
Do you live in VA? You sound like someone I once knew very well. Same writing style, too. Freaking me out, man.
Got it Twice
>>25233252
But anon, you did win.
>>25233983
this is gross, women are gross, i hate women (with daddy issues)
>>25233886
>>25234934
I feel youoriginalasfuck
>>25233983
Read that square as high school not school high so I thought you were hella b8
Well, I'm off to bed. Goodnight and have a good Christmas. Don't be too hard on yourself today, ya know?
help me /r9k/ ;_;
>>25235102
Ayyyy first paedo
Not as bad as I thought original original original
>>25235102
Ok, what you need to do, is find a nice bottle, and pee in it. Then shit in your hand and after a good scrubbing, sell me some drugs.
>play weeaboo games
not recently, but im not against it, i'll probably play something weeb in the future
>touched your own shit
one time i took a shit while taking a shower and lobbed it into the toilet, thankfully i didn't miss.
i was quite a bit younger though...
Fetishes are anorexia and infertiliy, you fuckers are just checking weird fetish to look cool.Piss bottles are because when I was a little kid I would be too scared to go to the bathroom at night.
>>25235407
>you fuckers are just checking weird fetish to look cool.
Damn, you caught me. Now all the autists think my anonymous post is a loser.
>>25233173
Not that bad I guess, and I thought I was fucked up.
>>25233173
Do I win? Also
>implying degenerate is a real word
>>25234071
>I feel like owning a sex toy is different for women though.
No, it's not. Get out roastie.
fart fetish
i jacked off in the same bed as my sister once
laid sideways, moved the blanket with my knee, moved my hand slowly, and muffled the sound of the climax with a pillow
she never said anything about it or acted awkward the next day, so I assume I got away with it
didn't realize half of being a degenerate was being disgusting and smoking, guess i'm in the clear
turnt
>>25234027
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>>25234591
>>25234993
Retards that sperg out over stupidly inane shit.
>>25235648
And yet you didn't check incest.
Hmmm.
>>25233699
>>25233803
>>25233864
>>25234025
>>25234071
>>25235407
>>25235648
>>25235727
>unable to grasp the concept of free space
>>25235773
Just because a free space is available doesn't mean I have to check it you dumb faggot. Maybe I want to challenge myself.
>>25233173
Of course....
why am i such a loser
>>25235773
Everyone knows the free space applies, you don't need to check it
i get to cross something off from one of these for once
thanks santa
Everyone farts around their family
b-bingo??
wew lads there were a lot of close calls there
Fucking end my life Santa
>>25233173
feels g00d to be normie
what am i doing with my life
original comment lel
How the fuck have so many people not gone to high school?
>>25236910
It's went to school high you dyslexic bastard.
Only normies do drugs.
>>25233173
Nothing.Unless you count guro as a weird fetish.
>>25236934
But its almost 50 50
>>25234025
>tfw too straight edge to be a degenerate
>>25237094
What? It's went to school shortly after they had taken some sort of drug and were high. Not sure if you misread again, or I'm missing something.
are feet a normie fetish these days?
>have touched your own shit
Does it count if I only accidentally barely touched it when wiping my ass, and washed my hands afterward?
shit nigger I'm a degenerate
>>25237144
Yes, get a better fetish
