Kinda new to this place and I'm already loving it, I want to tell you a story that happened back in highschool a few years back. first greentext so dont be harsh.
>be me in the 11th grade in highschool
>ask this one chick in my class on a date
>7/10 nothing special
>she tells me her parents are out for the week
>implies that we do the nasty instead of going out for coffee
>FUCKING GETTING PUSSY TONIGHT
>she gives me her address to meet at her place after school
>yousonofabitch.jpg
>she lives on the other side of town
>get real pissed off cuz I gotta transit bus there
>didnt bring money
>starts panhandling my friends for bus money
>school almost coming to an end and still no luck
>probably might cancel cuz no money for bus
>poverty.wmv
>nopussyfortonight.exe
>just when all hope was lost
>my legit austistic friend heard about my problem
>says he has a handful of bus tickets cuz retard benefits
>took 5
>school ends and I walk to the bus stop
>start dicking around with phone to kill time
>bus arrives
>walks in and gives ticket to bus driver
>"excuse me, do you have a disability?"
>*checks bus ticket*
>ticket literally reads
>admission for special needs student
>SHEEEIIIIT
>start stuttering like a dumbass to play it off
>"I h-h-have a s-speech imp-p-pediment"
>bitch doesnt buy it and tells me to get off
>gotta wait for next bus
>Tell myself I gotta go full retard if I want to get pussy
>>29172755
you won't be able to leave
>Tell myself I gotta go full retard if I want to get pussy
>starts phone-ing around with my dick to kill time
>next bus arrives
>at this point I just sorta lost all respect for myself
>hop on bus with a retarded limp
>start doing the whole hand hitting shoulder mannerism
>TIMMEH!!.png
>drop the ticket on floor and act like im throwing a full on retard temper tantrum
>bus guy picks it up and literally ushers me to a seat
>MFW I was given the retard seat with straps and everything
>MFW the bus driver strapped me on and a bunch of people were staring
>at this point if I didnt get pussy I woulda killed someone
>after 35 minutes of agonizing retard mannerisms I arrive
>start yelling and shit to get the bus driver to let me off
>bus driver unbuckles me from the contraption and gives me this empathetic smile
>walk out the bus like I had a stick up my ass and head twitch bullshit
>well pretty much just got to her place and ate pizza pockets and fucked for abit
>it was pretty worth it
The shit we guys do for pussy eh?
>>29172790
is this bait or are you just a faggot normie?
>>29172790
>>29172755
Fuck off.
btw Mississauga should be nuked
>>29172841
Well I am new to this place. So am I a normie?
>>29172926
Im actually from oakville but okay
>>29172944
I don't give a shit. Stop replying to me
>>29172930
you don't belong here go back to lereddit.
>>29172972
Reddit? Never really liked that place
>>29172972
then maybe consider....
>>29172755
You literally talk like you're from 9gag/reddit or some shit.
Classic bait
>>29172755
jesus christ, i hope this is a joke
I fucking hate summer so fucking much.
Get the fuck out and don't come back.
I thought it was pretty funny
but fuck off normie
>has been here for such a short time he actually likes the board
>instead of lurking and getting to know the community decides to post an ebin greentext :DD
Good way to piss people off mate
>>29173319
Did I fuck up as a newfag or?
>>29174275
Decent story. A bit too much /b/ in it though.
Don't leave, we need less depressed retards.
