This are the official criteria for being a robot according to the offical R9K standard 2016:
>He has NEVER had a gf
You can have sex with a prostitute but that doesn't count, the most autistic and ugly people I know have been with prostitutes but no girl would willingly go with them.
>He isn't and was NEVER good at sports
Lack of natural coordination is the number ONE reason one turns into a robot, being shit at sports during school leads to early isolation and psychological/physical bulling too in some cases that absolutely DESTROYS your self esteem as a child, if you were good at sports during childhood then chances are you were liked/seen as normal and never experienced true isolation in school.
>He has ever contemplated suicide
This is really important, this is a turning point for most robots, once you actualy think of ending your life it's difficult to turn back
>>27414426
>He has NEVER had a gf
23 going strong
>He isn't and was NEVER good at sports
highschool was the worst
>He has ever contemplated suicide
i'm thinking about it pretty much everyday several times a day, but i can't go through because parents are still alive, i'm waiting for them to go and then i'll be free myself
well no surprise here.
>>27414426
>muh no true Scotsman fallacy
How simple minded.
>>27414426
>He has NEVER had a gf
Never had one, not even a kiss or anything
>He isn't and was NEVER good at sports
Always sucked in any sport, lack of coordination was the key like you mentioned
>He has ever contemplated suicide
Have thought about it but never as serious as other people I think.
Feels good to be at least be accepted somewhere
>never had a gf
Check. Not a single kiss, not a hug, not even a hand over the shoulder.
>never good at sports
Got that right. Used to play football (soccer for all you Americucks), literally sat around and made castles in the mud, during the game.
>ever contemplated suicide
I'm not depressed, but yes I've thought about biting the proverbial bullet once or twice. It's not a bad idea, but I don't want to be a fucking coward, so I'm not going to it, or at least not very soon. Maybe things will start going downhill soon and I'll feel the much needed urge to end it all.
>>27414426
Being a poor fag and NEET should also be part of this standard.
Rich-fags or STEMfags can never be robots and need to leave our board at once.
>>27414843
Iook at this shit here, dumbass
>>27414426
>, if you were good at sports during childhood then chances are you were liked/seen as norma
>chances are
So if you were good at sports then CHANCES ARE that you're a normalfag, it doesn't guarantee that you are one.
>>27415039
If you were good at sports it means you have the genetical potential to be one so you're not a real robot.
>>27414426
Fembot here. These are some pretty dumb criteria to be honest. First of all sex is sex so if you have sex with a prostitute (pretty gross and desperate, but it's your life) then that doesn't matter. What matters is a loving relationship. Trust me, I havehad sex at least a dozen times with HOT guysand physical intimacy and affection means nothing without commitment and someone who really "gets your fire started" and you want to spend your life with.
I'm still having fun and maybe I'll settle down in a few years with Mr. Right, but for now it's just sex, no big deal.
>>27415062
You can have the genes to have a fit body and still be a robot.
>>27415075
>fembot here
Oh fuck I left out the most important criterion, of course I won't bother to read the rest of your post.
>>27415086
No you can't then you're just a weewee who is denying his nature, basically the equivalent of a transexual.
>>27415075
Being able to get sex is proof of normalfaggotry.
Do Internet relationships count?
If not, then I'm 100% full fledged robot
>>27415107
You can have low social skills and an ugly face while being good at sports.
>>27415109
it's b8, m88 million 8 hundred eighty-eight thousand 8 hundred and eighty-eight mootblox
>>27415075
You are literally the exact opposite of a robot. Plus you can't be a robot if your a girl.
>>27415121
>social skills
I love this meme
>ugly face
girls will like you for your talent in sports.
>>27415121
>t. Normie
Bloblox
>>27415135
Social skills is the most important part of normalfaggotry.
>>27415113
Same tbqhfam. I've got decent texting and phone call game but beyond that I'm autistic
>>27415023
Not that other anon but your argument here does not make sense and does not connect to what his was.
In other words: u wot m8?
>>27415138
I never said that i am good at sports.
I am terrible at all of them, i don't think i am bad because of genes though since many relatives have been very fit and good at sports.
12 lasagans
>>27415157
Social skill do not exist.
maybe you mean not looking at the ground or not being able to look someone in the eyes but those are things everyone can learn in a short time.
>>27415175
Saying "no true scotsman fallacy" doesn't make something into something he isn't.
Saying that "non-virgins aren't robots" is a case no true scotsman fallacy is just like saying that "a circle isn't square" is a case of it too.
>>27414426
Mexican here.
So can anyone of any race and/or ethnicity be a robot?
>>27415189
Having conversations, befriending people, hanging out with people, becoming liked by people you talk to. All that shit requires a lot of social skills.
If you have ever had any of the following:
>a gf
>a job
>a place away from your mom
>sex
>any physical contact with a female who is not a blood relative
>a car and/or DL
>a father who is there and not utterly disappointed in you
>more than one consecutive hour outside of your bedroom a week
You are not a robot and need to get the fuck out right now
>>27415227
Yes, I am Italian (OP) which is a weird ethnicity, but I guess everyone can be a robot.
>>27415260
Except females, right?
>>27415245
>having conversations
try opening your mouth and speaking
>befriending people
see above
>become liked by people you talk to
You can never been liked by everyone.
This isn't your fucking rpg, Charisma doesn't exist, it's a mixture of different attributes.
>>27415269
Only extremely ugly ones.
>>27415275
So what you say has absolutely no effect in the result, you just have to say something?
So i can just read aloud from the phonebook and it will have exactly the same results as if i had a real conversation?
>>27414426
all checked
>>27414426
>>He has NEVER had a gf
Yep. Level 23 and no end in sight at the moment.
>>He isn't and was NEVER good at sports
Yep. Was a fatass all my elementary and highschool years, just got fit at the end of college but I play no sports at all.
>>He has ever contemplated suicide
Not often though.
>>27414426
Never had a gf 21. Suck at sports never ciuld play. Suicide doesn't sound bad but I don't want to burden others
>>27414426
>He has NEVER had a gf.
easy
>He isn't and was NEVER good at sports
yup, though i wasnt bullied for it - nobody really cared
>He has ever contemplated suicide
i have, but i'll never do it
robot green card when?
>>27414426
>He has NEVER had a gf
Been with my gf for 5 years now.
>He isn't and was NEVER good at sports
I'm only good at badminton.
>He has ever contemplated suicide
I don't anymore.
I'm here, posting with you guys in your precious threads. You'll never know when it's me.
