Autistic fuckups

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Can we get an autistic fuckups thread?

>be me
>be 16
>GCSE results day
>just broke up with GF a few days hence, so I'm feeling shit as well as shitting self
>throw on RHCP shirt and zip up hoodie
>longboard to school as I always do
>see GF getting her results, try to talk to her and get blanked
>feelsbadman.jpg
>don't wanna open my results at school while feeling this shitty
>skateboard home
>rip off shirt and curl up in bed to open results
>so terrified I get rock hard
>grades are complete garbage
>form inside envelope telling me I need to get it signed to confirm my A-Level subjects and hand them in before school closes
>school closes in 10 mins
>FUCK
>grab hoodie and skate like a maniac
>right by school, see some guy from my music class
>he also has an RHCP shirt on
>too depressed to smile or talk so I unzip my jacket without a word to show him mine
>I glide past him whilst staring silently into his eyes
>look of disgust on his face
>look down
>I hadn't put my shirt back on
>bare chest with fear boner poking up through waistband of trousers

I came so close to ending my life that day.