Why should I chase women?
Let's lay down the facts.
>Pros:
They smell good
You appear more valuable when with one
You can do things in public with them without looking gay or lonely
You are expected to chase women
You may get sex from them
They may do chores for you
They validate your existence/worth
They make children
>Cons:
They will use/leave you when you are weak
You cannot get both sex and emotional support from them
You will likely pay for them more than they pay for you
You have to entertain them
They will constantly try to find reasons to use/leave you
They get bored easily
They can put you in jail
They take up time
You have to fix their problems
You have to trick them into making themselves better
You will have to deal with her friends
Judging from the above facts, I'm having trouble finding out why women are worth the effort.
Am I forgetting any cons? Any pros?
Maybe you should have sex before you try to quantify it
>>27333608
Lol rekt
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>>27333643
I've had sex. It's never come close to the best jerk off sessions I've had.
Cpns:
>you have to stop being a total fucking loser
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
>>27333671
this
physically a fap will always feel better. sex with girls mostly is good due to the psychological component, nothing like the feeling when you nut inside or blow a load on her face
That's not fucking song OP
>>27333757
But then you're awash with regret as soon as you nut.
>>27333786
I don't understand this. I never regret masturbating to porn. I'm just fulfilling my need for sexual release and there's no shame in that. It's fucking 2016. There's no more stigma towards watching porn, unless you're jacking it to cp or something similarly depraved.
>>27333546
I love women, I just don't want to be around one 24/7. I'm not her babysitter so I shouldn't have to be
Also here's a song. It's actually the right link this time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EUm5-1x1LfA
>>27333546
>they smell good
lost it right there
They are soft. That's all i want some one gentle and soft
>>27333777
I don't follow
>>27333847
It's not like I will it to happen. Maybe it's my Christian upbringing, but I almost always am filled with regretful/remorsefull thoughts after I cum.
Like my world becomes clearer and I can see myself for how ugly I am, and also see how ugly the girl is or how I manipulated her to let me sex her
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>>27333671
all this jew brain washing act is sickening me
>implying a woman can't suck, jerk, and ride your dick
>They validate your existence/worth
>Implying a woman validates anything
>Implying the successes of your life and your contribution to the betterment of humanity doesn't validate your worth
>>27333990
>Impying those aren't all forms of sex
>implying girls can do that without being attached to a psychopathic, stupid parasite
>They smell good
Have you ever been near a woman when she is on her period? they can smell worse than the most disgusting NEET.
>>27334025
Women don't go to men without value. Only men with value get women. Having a woman is proof that you have value.
I agree that your deeds and self assessment are much more valuable than women and better ways to validate yourself, but the aren't mutually exclusive
>>27334093
>Having a woman is proof that you have value.
top cuck
Plenty of jobless, witless, and otherwise contemptible shitstains have sexual partners. Have a stroll through any trailer park or ghetto if you don't believe me.
>>27333546
>put myself out there via online dating after 5 years of neetism
>every girl asks for your cell number
>mfw i dont have a phone because it would be a waste of money as i have no connection to the outside world
>they move on to the next guy
fucking normie trash making me actually think i need a phone
That is why God and science gave us boypussi
>>27334177
But that's gross, unnatural and immoral
>>27334133
And those shit stains were likely the most valuable guy the girl could get
>>27333943
A certain philosopher, I forget whom, dubbed the post orgasm the Devils high. He claimed, it proves that all men, are slaves to their biological needs.
>Pros
Vagina
>Cons
The trash inside their skulls
Sex dolls > Womyn
>>27334177
fuck off, faggot. you got your own board with the rest of the freaks
>Pros
Physical companionship and a level of intimacy that cannot be substituted by inanimate objects
>Cons
The 2 out of 3 rule:
>smart
>attractive
>mentally stable
Pick two
you're putting way too much thought into it OP
women will have men chasing them no matter what you'd just be a drop in the bucket.
if you wanna do it you would
if you dont do it you didnt want to do it enough to really do anything about it
either way changes nothin and it's not like if you decide 'oh hey im going to go do this' like it's going to work in about a week you're going to be even more depressed when you realize that most women dont even live up to the expectations of the lowest desirable males - like look at robots if they had their way and had a monogamous relationship they want they'd be a normie
>>27334531
So am I a mgtow now
>>27334566
not like that is going to make any sort of difference mgtow are just failed normies
sure they might have a few opinions that make sense. like personally i would rather focus on making money than a relationship with my time if anyone would fucking hire me and not try to fucking rip me off like a criminal but that just aint how it works, only a small segment of the entire population in the planet get that
>>27334144
They think you're bullshitting and rejecting them with a not-so-white lie.
> tfw you will never be as good looking as that
>>27334521
dunno what smart means for you, if it's not dump as fuck you might be right. but smart smart...it's more like pick one.
>>27334144
Just get a fucking phone, moron. There are plans that are really cheap.
It's obviously not a waste of money if the lack of it is keeping you from maybe getting pussy. If you're getting to the point where girls want to have your phone number you're clearly doing alright, just get a damn phone.
>>27334820
when i was a neet girls always wanted to text and shit and i wasnt about to waste my cash on a phone to be a fucking orbiter
>>27334988
>replying seriously to a shitpost
shaking my head to be honest family
>>27333847
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Just because the jews have brain washed you into thinking that your degeneracy is okay doesn't make it so
>>27335025
Why do you think he's trolling? I had the same fuckin thing happen except I wasn't dumb enough to waste my time and money on getting a phone if they were actually interested they'd want to hang out and not talk on the phone.
>>27335025
Another anon whose situation is close. Why do you think it's a shitpost?
> only have dumbphone
> repeatedly get asked for whatsapp/kik/cacao/whatever
> tell then I don't have a smartphone
> they drop me like a burning coal
>>27335108
They probably are not dumping you cause of your phone, you should offer an alternative way to talk if that is what you want to do. Sounds like a soft rejection if you just say I can't talk in that way.
Personally I can't be assed to sit up and talk on the phone all night while she chats with a half a dozen other guys.
>>27335108
Not having a phone is a giant red flag for girls
>>27335267
But I don't really have any way to message them like they want. I know you mean shit like skype or fb, but I refuse jewbook and any botnet.
SMS is too costly, and if I tried to introduce them to something that requires a computer, Tor, seven proxies, and GNU/religion they'd run even faster.
>>27335327
But I do have a phone, it's just call+text only.
>>27335108
I don't have a smartphone = I'm almost starvation-tier poor or I'm a mental basketcase who can't connect with even a single human bean
>>27335368
Or 50 years old and thus behind the times.
Yeah I know. To me it's a sign of a smart person though. I've actually met many, one even used a legendary 3310, they were all great people.
Either they care about privacy, or they dislike the ADHD the smartphones cause. Either way, the person is one I'd like.
>>27335327
What a cuck. Women go to bars, get black out drunk and go home with some random guy. You'd think going to a strange potentially dangerous place, getting inebriated and reducing your mental/physical faculties, and going some where alone with a potentially dangerous person would be a red flag. Nope.
Same with the internet and tinder.
A red flag for a female just means she's going to waste your time and probably disrespect you.
>>27335349
What dude, just be like "let's text" that other stuff is a waste of time I don't want to install blah blah if they press you on it. you're probably dodging a bullet if she wants to text on an app she's probably leading a bunch of guys on and you're not in the running for getting a chance with her, you're just going to be an orbiter.
>>27335435
Many of them were from other countries. SMS across borders is expensive.
>>27333546
>They validate your existence/worth
Except they don't. At all. Whatsoever.
>>27335481
well yeah if you dont have a smart phone and your trying to pull a long distance thing they already know thats not going to happen
damn you must be desperate if you want a long distance cucking amigo
>>27335539
I wasn't looking for a LDR, just to talk to girls. As a typical robot I ain't getting even that normally.
>>27333546
Lol. This is assuming all women are the shitty ones your desperate ass chases
>>27335581
Ok bud, I'm not trying to be a dick but long distance is synonymous with cuckoldry.
Instead of trying to bait anything you should probably hunt for something that you'd get along with. Like you like shit like proxies and that, most girls could give half a flying shit about privacy (look at facebook/instagram all the selfies and personal info they give out. Why people call it creeping when they're looking up peoples stuff online it's like they understand they're looking into info that should technically be somewhat confidential if the person had any mind for it) like if your just going to try and bait a trap and wait for whatever gets into it you're probably not going to have a good time that's what normies do and it turns into their drama of why they justify you being a piece of shit for some reason like being poor but they'll run off with some drug addict loser with a criminal record and is pretty much poor and will live off them where as they won't be called a parasite but you would. Try to at least look for someone that'd have some interests you do and can talk about without spouting off a bunch of shit like your pulling it out of your ass, it sounds cringey or whatever to be like "hey baby, you want some proxies?" but in general like if you dont have any interests to talk about in common your not going to get your foot in the door and you're obviously not going to uproot your habits and step outside the door yourself.
>>27334521
I could probably put up with an attractive, mentally-stable dumbass. Good for fucks and lulz.
>>27333546
>Pros:
let's debunk this
>They smell good
not all of them
>You appear more valuable when with one
unless she's fat/ugly
>You can do things in public with them without looking gay or lonely
if you're gay/lonely it'll show either way
>You are expected to chase women
who fucking cares?
>You may get sex from them
or hire an escort
>They may do chores for you
not in 2016
>They validate your existence/worth
then your life is worthless either way
>They make children
I hate children
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>>27335061
fuck off back to /pol/ you fucking cuck
>>27333546
Because they are amazing and all downsides are worth it.
That's how i feel. There is nothing more perfect than female humans for me.
Feels good getting that off my chest.
>>27336648
>There is nothing more perfect than female humans for me.
Stop putting pussy on a pedestal. There are horrible harpies of women just like there are douchebag men
>>27333786
I only regret it after fucking women. And even then, only some of the women.
I learn from my mistakes. Never again will I plow a fatty out of sympathy. No more fucking ugly asians. No more drunken fucks with who-knows-who and no more NOT fucking random bitches when other/target bitches don't put out.
>>27334421
it was Schopenhauer, and he called it the "Devil's Laughter"
"We should not be surprised by marriages between people who would've never been friends, Love casts itself on the persons who, apart from sexual relation, would be hateful, contemptible, and even abhorrent to the lover. But the will of the species is so much more powerful than that of the individual, that the lover shuts his eyes to all the qualities repugnant to him, overlooks everything, misjudges everything, and binds himself forever to the object of his passion."
very interesting man, surprised you guys don't worship him or anything
>>27336648
I have bad news for you, anon-kun.
3D wimmenz are not like animu at all.
Oh and those girls from the movies? They're acting. They just play characters :((((
>>27337107
I don't watch anime. My love and awe is for 3D women :3
>>27336292
>>They make children
>I hate children
8/10, I lol'd
>>27333671
If it don't feel good, you ain't doing it right.
The worst sex I've had was worse than most fap sessions but the best sex I've had is something I try to top in one way or the other. Also deep throat bjs from someone who knows what she's doing and wants to drink your cum is probably one of the best feelings ever.
>>27333671
Yeah, but you are not overwhelmed with a feeling of awkwardness and existential crisis after finishing in sex.
