Autism thread.
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Who /defective human being/ here?
>Spend 30 minutes every morning trying to make my hair look decent.
>Tidy up my clothes every 2 minutes.
>Look at my reflexion in every car/shop window I walk by.
>Can't sit in a public place without feeling like everybody's staring at me.
>Evertime someone around me laughs I think they're laughing at me.
>Cant look anybody in the eyes for more than 5 seconds without feeling embarassed and looking away, this goes for everybody from my crush to my college professor.
> Have had a facebook/Twitter account since 2008 and never posted a single photo of myself.
>Havent been to the beach since I was like 8 despite living near the sea because I'd have to take my shirt off, also I'm 21 and I can't swim.
>The last text message I got that wasnt my mom was 8 months ago.
>Obiously never ben close to a girl in a romantic way.
>Want to go to the gym but cant cuz too afraid people will make fun of me.
>Love winter because I can wear a coat and cover myself, hate summer for the opposite reason.
>Over think and plan every single thing I do, from the way I sit to what I say to the way I place my hands so people think I'm"normal".
>Every time people try and talk to me I sperg out and make the whole thing as awkward as I can, then I'll keep thinking about it day and night for weeks imagining how it should have gone.
>Cant watch those scene in movies/TV where the awkward guy tries to ask a girl out (like that scene in Whiplash) without feeling massive schadenfreude and either yell and cover my eyes or leave the room completely.
I really just want to die desu.
>plan routes for walking around people before I reach them
anyone else?
>>27336340
>envision in my mind where everything in the store is before I go in so I can get in and out as quick as I can and not get lost/overwhelmed
>>27336278
I know some of those feels bro
Especially the sitting in public one
>>27336278
>>Love winter because I can wear a coat and cover myself, hate summer for the opposite reason.
Same here.
>>27336278
are you me?
like seriously everything except for the spending 30 minutes on your hair i can relate to completely
why even live senpai
This autistic son of a bitch fucks supermodels every day and basically you are fucking stupid
>>27336483
Tell me if you find out man.
>>27336512
Sadly we cant all be brilliant.
>>27336567
pizza mostly and beer, lots of beer
is there an actual mental problem with people like this cause I need to know. What the fuck is wrong with me. Why do i clench my butthole when the teacher used to call the roll for the class and I would plan to say yes when my name was called. What the fuck is wrong with me
>>27336837
In my case It's probably social anxiety mixed with a mild form of paranoia.
I can relate to a lot of these.
>sit in public place for 30 mins
>embarrased, irritated and ashamed for no reason
>going crazy, can feel my brain phsically hurting
>finally come home
>feels like I've just come out of a battlefield, mentally and physically drained but finally relieved.
Also,
>pretend to be asleep on public transport all the time because I don't know how to casually sit like a normal being.
