What do I say back?
>>24359395
obviously ask what it was, you fucking dumbass
>>24359395
Say how the fuck would i know
>>24359395
Tell her you don't care, bitches go crazy when they think you don't care.
>I hope it's one where I fucked you balls deep and creampied you because I'd like it to become reality
>>24359488
Oh shit, do this OP, the dubs demand it.
>>24359395
ask what the symbols at the end are for
>>24359395
Had to cut out the part were she says my full name
"I had a dream about it but it was mastubrating thinking about you getting fucked by two niggers while I was watching you"
She sounds dumb as fuck, just respond with "oh cool" and move on
>>24359549
Part 2 of of the text
>hahahaha does that mean I'm your dream guy?
>>24359617
Send her a picture of your penis. But only at like 30% erection, then tell her she'll have to inspire the other 70% in person.
>>24359617
she wants you to double team her
too bad 1/4 of what it takes
>>24359617
tell her you and your twin think it's a cool dream.
>>24359395
"What the fuck bitch it's 3:57 here and you're texting me!"
give her the white fuck boy reply
"haha and then what ;)"
>>24359395
>>24359395
>you know if it happened you'd be a like a prophet or some shit
>are you a prophet??
>>24359656
A half a man joke! Very funny!
>>24359694
Tihs. OP please.
Corn
Give hier the corn
>>24360396
This, give her the ol' buttery corn.
>>24360396
Girls love corn. I've found it in their poo.
>>24359395
"That wasn't a dream..."
>>24359617
SHE WANTS
YOU
TO CALL
HER OWN
YOU WERE HER
DREAM LOVER
SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO DREAM ALONE
>>24360446
If you want to be super romantic say, "So I was your dream lover? You don't have to dream alone."
>>24360396
This seems like the best course of action
t. relationship pro
Is the girl a stacy? Send her this and never reply to her ever again "You're weird."
>>24359600
fucking cukc faggot
Say, "I haven't had dreams since I was a kid."
