Would you ever fuck a cake?
I would fucking eat that cake
>>27025294
>dat jiggle
I'd try it at least once if given the chance.
>>27025294
yeah id shove my dick inside the cake, obviously thats the point of this thread, thats why this image is on the interent. why the fuck elese would someone upload a picture of a guy branding cakes if not beacuse they INSTILLED THE PRIMAL URGE TO FUCK. GOD DAMMIT THAS ONE SEXY ASS CAKE YEAH I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN IT FUCK LEMME GET BALALAAALS DEEP DAMN MY NIGGA SHIT FUCK JESUS
>>27025294
somebody's been spending too much time on reddit
>>27025294
If only I jizzed frosting. Alas, what a cruel world this is.
Jesus I hate this board.
>>27025294
That's probably the sexiest cake I've ever seen, and it actually turned me on a bit. Still, no, I'm not that much of a degenerate that I need to fuck cakes.
If the cake in that video didn't do it for me, then I don't think any cake ever will.
>>27025390
Jizz can be frosting if you put your mind into it
I'd stick my dick in that before I even knew what it was
I'd probably fuck that cake.
>>27025294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBQI8L6Zykk
Video related.
>>27025294
What kind of cake is that?
>>27025294
I-I already did once...
>>27025971
Japanese Souffle Cheesecake
>>27025294
I've fucked a jar of preserves before and let me tell you that it was a huge disappointment.
>>27026017
>>27025975
please tell us the story
>>27026026
There's really no story to it. I was horny and pic related was at hand.
>>27026061
Were you able to cum?
>>27026072
Too depressed from the whole ordeal. I had a good long think after cleaning up the mess as to where I was in life that I was fucking a jar of jam.
>>27026026
it was pancake, I thought it would feel good since pancake is soft but actually it was an unpleasant experience, the cream inside the cake was cold too, it took me like a hour to clean myself after.
>>27026146
How did you fuck a pancake?
