>is employed
>"""robot"""
>is in education
>"""robot"""
>has friends
>"""robot"""
>has/has had gf/bf
>"""robot"""
>isn't kissless/handholdless/handshakeless/conversationless/eyecontactless
>"""robot"""
>has healthy relationship with family
>"""robot"""
>got gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>bought gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>has plans for New Years
>"""robot"""
>has online friends
>"""robot"""
>participates in Omegle threads
>"""robot"""
>has a Facebook account
>"""robot"""
>posts his picture on 4chan
>"""robot"""
>has """robot friends"""
>"""robot"""
>consider himself a """robot""" because he's "shy around women"
>"""robot"""
>loves anyone
>"""robot"""
>expresses human emotions
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""robot"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>passes the captcha
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>robot
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>25361015
>is a faggot OP
>"""robot"""
I agree with anything except
>expressed human emotions
I express bitter sadness and unadultered, raging rage. Robots are by default always in a gloomy mood.
>>25361015
How does it feel to know your shitty thread has failed twice in a row?
>>25361075
>implying this isn't like the 6th time
>"""robot"""
>>25361015
>faps to real/3D porn
>"""robot"""