>so it says here you're a NEET virgin.
>Are you willing to fix both of those problems sir?
>Under hobbies and interests you've listed "going on the lash with the lads, picking up fit slags and exchanging cutting edge banter with the lads on /brit/ ahahaha x". Care to explain that?
>>25865011
We can fix the second problem right now.
*stands up, unzips dick'
>it says here instead of bettering yourself, you go on a vietnamese cappuccino art board to fester in self-pity. care to try and convince me why i should bother hiring someone who isn't trying to improve themself, let alone this company?
Y-yeah...
But i really need this job!
Ive heard good things about the company and i want to be apart of that.
>it says here you take hgh to make skull gains
>>25864986
"yeah thats why i'm applying for a job"
>>25865105
maybe you should apply for a gf
> Interests: Video Games
> Admired Companies: Bungie, Bethesda
Why did we hire this fag?
>>25864986
>"um actually I meant to say I am a domestic engineer sir, I have expertise in comfyness and cooking the finest Tendies"
Uh I forgot to put down that I fucked an escort.
Well do something about it
>inb4 gay buttsex
>>25865138
except that does not count
>>25865123
They tell me that that position has been filled
>>25865153
>"but u heard you guys like "expierience"
>>25865225
Filled your mum in all kinds of positions
>>25864986
>But you do eat sardines, so you're hired.
>>25865401
are you the guy who invested in sardine stocks and wants to become rich CEO of a sardine company?
