>sister has headache
>she takes advil
>isn't working
>give her a nice tall glass of poppyseed tea
>poppyseed tea contains morphine and codeine
>tell her its a Chinese tea with a natural painkiller
>mfw I'm not even lying
>she drinks it
>half an hour later she says she feels like she had a couple drinks
>she goes into her room and lies down on her bed
Is morphine for a headache overkill?
>>25128397
>Is morphine for a headache overkill?
no, if you live in the 19th century
>>25128397
>Is morphine for a headache overkill?
No, if you're a fucking heroin addict.
>>25128397
>Is morphine for a headache overkill?
Kinda like killing a fly with a bazooka desu senpai
so you drugged her and then what? i don't get it
>>25128397
FINISH THIS STORY OP GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT WE WANT
>>25128524
And then nothing. She just asked me if there was anything else in the tea and I told her the truth
post a picture of her as proof
>>25128772
I'm not gonna post a picture of her for you autists to fap over. I can take a pic of the tea if you want though
>>25128397
Where to get poppyseed tea?
Kek you fucking moron, she needs to be treated right the fuck NOW or it's gonnaa go bad. First she'll puke, and it will go on for a few hours. After that she'll feel tired as fuck, and once the tiredness ends her liver will hurt like HELL because YOU are an IRRESPONSIBLE brother. Oh and her liver will be ruined if you don't do anything, just saying.
>being this retarded
>>25129737
You make it using poppyseeds.
>>25129855
But how? And where do I get poppy seeds?
>>25129909
Amazon or whole foods.
>pound of poppy seeds in a 2 litter with lemon juice
>fill with tap water till the water in an inch above the seeds
>shake hard for.15 minutes
>strain and drink
High last about 4 to 12 hours depending on seed quality.
>>25130570
Don't forget that you might get yourself killed from an overdose, because it's really, really difficult to dose
>>25130596
You'll be fine. I always use a pound and I only got.dank seeds once. Nodded out for 6 hours tho
Did you guys know the guy who invented the hypodermic syringe's wife was the first person in history to die of an injected drug overdose? Tragic and romantic at the same time, right?
>>25130617
What's your weight? I wanna do proportions for science.
>>25130683
Forget about it.
Seeds have extremely inconsistent opiate amounts, that's why poppy tea is generally a bad idea.
>>25129822
None of that happened. She slept a while and we've just been chilling, lol
>>25130641
Reminds me of Naked Lunch, where the exterminator's wife gets high off his bug spray and starts injecting it into her arm.
I want some PST now though. Red Mill's still good?
>>25129737
>>25129909
>>25130570
Can you stop spoonfeeding people please? If you can figure out how to make PST with literally a quick Google then why are you asking in this thread?
It's probably safer to huff gasoline than to do this shit.
>>25130596
It is difficult to dose yeah but its not easy to overdose because none of the seed companies seem to make them very strong
>>25130570
why does this work?
>>25130769
Wikipedia literally tells you how.
>>25130821
Poppies are where you get morphine from. There's still morphine latex attached to the poppy seeds, so by shaking it up into water you're filling the water with the morphine.
>>25130796
If you can't reliably dose, you're always risking overdose.
Risk v Reward
>>25130794
No it isn't. Opiates are not at all toxic in your brain. Huffing chemicals in the other hand is always neurotoxic. It damages your brain.
>>25130821
There is a very small amount of morphine and codeine on the outside of the seeds. When you wash it , it goes into the water
>>25130857
why doesn't it get people high when they have lemon poppyseed muffins or cakes?
Where can I get legit poppy pods, OP?
>>25130889
Not nearly enough poppy seeds.
>>25130833
The people who are new to 4chan these past few years are the laziest fucking cunts in existence. Even if you can find out something instantly with a simple Google, retards will insist someone in the thread answer it for them. And unfortunately, there's always someone who is willing to answer.
Back in my day, spoonfeeding wasn't a thing. If you were a lazy cunt, people would call you out on it.
>>25130918
Plus probably 99% of the drugs have been washed off in the production process.
>>25130570
Poppy seed tea looks good.
According to google, they produce opium naturally.
>>25130641
> tragic and romantic
normies leave
>>25130920
>googling how to make heroine
I mean like maybe if you're a degenerate NEET that's okay but some of us really can't have that kind of search history
>>25130954
Nah, you don't wash your poppy seeds.
I don't know if morphine/codeine
>>25130956
Papaver Somniferum is literally where they get all morphine for pharmaceutical uses from.
>>25131035
there is nothing more normie than drug users tbqph
>>25130851
>If you can't reliably dose, you're always risking overdose.
Do you have some sort of disability?
>Untreated poppy seeds may contain upwards of 300-525 mg of morphine and 75-200 mg of codeine per kilo of seeds
>the minimum lethal dose is 200mg, but in case of hypersensitivity, 60mg can bring sudden death. In serious drug dependency, 2000-3000 mg per day can be tolerated
Don't put a kilogram of fucking seeds in your tea and you're good
>>25131132
>Do you have some sort of disability?
Yes, it's called paranoia.
Especially when you're messing with opiates, prefer being safe over being sorry (i.e. dead).
>>25128397
I didn't think i could dislike you anymore.
You're ruining her. Get out of her life drug fuck. It's your fault she's a roasty now.
>>25131076
>some of us really can't have that kind of search history
>Not hardening your browser
>Not using NoScript
>Not adding google analytics and other google shit to your hosts file
cmon m8. You cant possible by this stupid.
>>25130570
This sounds like it would be a good way to commit suicide.
l've thought of giving kratom to my roommates.
They have extreme anxiety and it chills me right out.
Can't let them know I'm a druggie fuck-up though.
>>25131192
>>Not hardening your browser
how do i do that?
>>25130570
shitty low tier bottom of the barrel opiate high is low tier shitty and bottom of the barrel
>>25131168
>have headache
>take advil
>oh wait no fuck what if one of these actually has a hundred times the amount of advil in it and I die
this is how retarded you are
>>25131305
lick its wiener
>>25131076
Well then delete your search history. Problem solved
>>25131365
Or just use incognito mode?
>>25131305
Google it faggot
>>25128397
People are going to think you gave her serious drugs lol this place
>>25131337
It's literally just morphine, the same drug that heroin turns into in the brain. You miss out on the rush because it's taken orally, but it's still a good high.
>>25131337
That's complete bullshit though. I'm someone who has popped OxyContin before and a tall glass of poppyseed tea for me is like 60mg of oxy for a longer duration. It's a great high.
>>25129737
>>25128871
You can fgrow poppy plants and no one knows I have them wildly growing in my yard and no one says anting
Kek you fucking moron, she needs to be fucked right the fuck NOW or this thread is gonna go bad. First they'll spam waiting for the rest of the story, and it will go on for a few hours. After that any new discussion will pretty much fizzle out, and once the frustration ends people will just sage it as hell HELL because YOU are an IRRESPONSIBLE brother. Oh and her vagina will be ruined by chad even if you don't do anything, just saying.
>being this retarded
>>25131459
Hello sir did I disturb your autism? I literally have no idea what you're saying
>>25128397
desu n'aaameaaan
>>25128397
Wait, you're not having sex with her?
>>25131414
i'd prefer to receive the information in an interactive and conversational manner from people whom i consider my peers
>>25131353
No, it really is not.
It's more like this:
>have headache
>got a bag of advil crystals
>take a whole bunch of them
>nothing happens
>take a couple more
>start throwing up
>be glad that ibuprofen overdoses are generally not lethal
>>25130769
At least I got a few (you) s from asking.
>>25131518
op desu aatyt
>>25130920
The userbase got too large and lurking is no longer widely encouraged nor enforced. ;_;
So sad so many people don't seem happy with themselves as they are and move into drug culture. What a waste.
>>25131870
Fuck off faggot.
You never contribute anything but your fucking whining and I'm sick of it.
Kill yourself.
And she believed you when you said that? She sounds dumb
She will be fine though unless they were some strong ass seeds
>>25131538
I just read a news story about a guy who died from drinking 3 cups of poppy tea.
>>25132113
You did?
Sounds awful.
>>25132113
Retarded people find ways to kill themselves, news at 11.
>>25128871
>I can take a pic of the tea if you want though
I'll take that please.
>>25131870
Yup. There is really no reason to ask questions in threads when you can literally google the exact same question, click the first fucking link and find out.
>>25132093
Well, technically I wasn't lying. It IS a chinese tea that contains natural painkillers. None of that statement is a lie, lol.
She isn't very smart, but the again, which women are?
Opiates can actually cause headaches in some people, and they don't provide any relief because it's some other form of pain that isn't affected by the opiate system. That's why people with migraines take ergot chemicals instead of opiates.
>>25132210
well here it is boi
tfw no big sis
>>25132319
looks like old cum
i don't believe you
>>25132319
dude, that's cum, don't tell me you made your sister drink semen.
>>25128397
You need to tell her what was in that tea you nigger. If she needs to take a drug test she's going to test positive.
Also 9 times out of ten a headache is caused by dehydration. 2 naproxen and. Litre of water will get rid of most headaches within an hour.
>>25129822
Opiates are the safest drug I know of. Worst case scenario is a little constipation.
>>25131459
You call me irresponsible yet at the same time you're telling me to fuck her? What the fucks your problem mate?
>>25132460
Well, she doesn't have to take any drug tests so she's okay don't worry brah
I eventually told her that it was poppyseed tea, and explained to her thats why she was feeling high
reeeee desu my family
Ppt is way better than pst. Too bad every time i do opis i end up with a needle in my arm and eventually institutionalized.
So you're gonna rape her right?
>>25134691
Well poppy pods are illegal in the US
