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>ask 4chan for advice about a guy
>"just ask him out. We love it when girls ask us out"
>ask him out
>get rejected
this SUCKS
Grow some titties and suck it up bitch
>>28716215
jokes please be my sperg gf
>>28716196
Now approach another 49 guys and get rejected by 48 of them before finally hearing a yes, and you'll know how it feels to be a guy.
>>28716196
Now you have to break into where he lives (when he's out), get naked and wait for him to come home.
Make sure you talk very quickly. Show him the dinner you made for him and tell him you cleaned up his place and you're his gf now.
>>28716196
Did you present your vagina in a reasonable fashion for him not to say "no"?
Hope you enjoyed your taste of male privilege
>>28716196
>OMG my life is so horrible, Chad doesn't want me
>but I'll be your gf
>no I'll be your gf
>pick me
>no pick me
>SHUT UP MY LIFE IS SO HORRIBLE NO ONE WANTS ME
Fuck roastie sluts. They don't even see normal people as human. If you're not Chad it doesn't matter to them.
>tfw your boyfriend still keeps asking you to fart on his face
Why can't men have normal fetishes? Every time he brings it up, I feel queasy.
>>28716196
You got rejected ONCE. Imagine how guys feel. We have to go through dozens of rejections just to get a date while you whores sit on your lazy asses and wait for men to come to you.
Stop your fucking whining. My god, you really are a child.
>>28716196
How do you ask guys out? When I see a cute guy I go up to him and ask him to be my boyfriend but they always say no
>>28716196
>inb4 300 replies mostly from thirsty betas
>>28716281
it's not a "no one wants me" situation and you know it, dweeb. it's a "the one i want doesn't want me" situation.
if you're so outraged with people not settling for random strangers they feel no attraction to.. im sure you can cure your loneliness right now by going out into the street, and finding the most unhealthy, desperate, mentally disturbed woman available and making her your wife.
chop chop.
>>28716354
BRRRAAAAAAPPP
Wew that was a smelly one anon :3
>rejected once
>FEMBOT FEELZ Xddd
>men are expected to be rejected hundreds of times in their lifespan
>>28716196
>crush smiles faintly when he looks at me
>says it's because I remind him of the girl he likes
>my soul when
>>28716413
So he wasn't captain of the football team?
Lel where are your priorities?
>>28716413
your standards are ridiculously high and you aim for men way out of your league. Lower your fucking standards you slut.
Tip: if you aren't able to get any guys who you think are "in your league" then you're probably not in the league that you thought you were.
>>28716413
>"the one i want doesn't want me" situation.
so you're literally only willing to date this one guy? You wouldn't even consider trying to find someone else? Fuck off then.
>>28716196
fucking kill yourself cunt
>>28716413
>unhealthy, desperate, mentally disturbed
all of these apply to fembots and I'm sure they apply to you as well. Kill yourself you fucking slut roastie. You lived life on easy mode and still fucked it up. You must been one big dissappointment.
>>28716403
Guys don't just go up to girls and ask them to be his gf. You ask them on a date or to hang out. Or, because it's 2016, you just ask them to smash. Then, after you've been fucking regularly for a week or two, you have a little chat about making it exclusive.
>>28716435
Kek I love reading stories like this. Fem""""""bots""""""" getting BTFO is the only good part of these threads. You girls are fucking garbage, never forget that.
>>28716354
What is a normal fetish?
>>28716196
You left out crucial details.
>Are you fat?
>Are you a virgin?
>How old are you/is he?
>How did you ask him out?
>Where do you know him from?
>>28716354
What he's not telling you is that is actual fetish is something more embarrassing, so he's settling for poots.
>>28716519
To name a few, feet (people consider it gross but it's the most common one), bondage, asphyxiation, piss, facesitting, eating ass, chubby women (I'm not chubby, it's an example), facials, creampies, etc.
>>28716528
Oh, I'm aware. We live together, after I poop he frequently goes into the bathroom immediately afterwards, and I can hear him jerking off. It's fucking disgusting.
>>28716354
Maybe you'd prefer him to fart in your face instead?
>>28716568
You'd piss on him but not fart on him?
And this is why I would NEVER EVER ask my oneitis out or even try having a conversation with him.
Guess I'm doomed to be alone forever, thanks for this thread fellow fembot.
>>28716602
Begrudgingly, I mean, it's not an uncommon fetish, and urine is sterile.
>>28716604
Why don't you hang out with your crush for a while, maybe he'll even ask you out
>>28716619
I don't think farting on someone once in a while is a big health concern
>>28716683
>I don't think farting on someone once in a while is a big health concern
It's not, but it's disgusting, and I'm not okay with it.
>>28716196
There was obviously never any hope OP you moron, he wasn't in to you.
The only way to find out if there was ever any hope was to ask him out. Now you know, you can move on.
Jesus people are stupid.
>>28716604
He wouldn't like you hahahhahahaha
>>28716196
>OMG they said I should just go for it and ask out the guy I like.
>I did.
>He said "sorry, I like another girl/ You're not my type/ let's just be friends".
>Life is hard.
>>28716604
>OH MY GOD, WHAT A HORROR STORY, I can NEVER let that happen to me.
Oh shit bitches, you were politely rejected in a nice way and you act like it's the most soul crushing thing in the world.
Try being loudly labelled a "creep" and having an entire classroom laugh at you, or being accused of a pervert.
Shit, try having your crush roll their eyes and say "ugh" or "eww" at the mere thought that you'd ever dare approach them.
That's when you're allowed to complain about rejection and give up. That's the real rejection horror story.
Cunts.
>>28716744
>hahahhahahaha
Please kill yourself.
>>28716683
I doubt he would. I don't really have anything good going on for me beside my hair.
He also never hangs out with anyone and he only talks to himself..
>>28716773
That's what you get for going for stacey, serves you right faggot.
>>28716708
poor boyfriend, is that his only fetish or does he come with more?
>>28716808
>That's what you get for going for stacey, serves you right faggot.
>Implying not every girl is a stacy.
Shit, I've seen the nicest girls in the world have their personalities do a complete 180% when some poor sap asks them out.
Fuck that shit.
Women don't get to complain about rejection. Not with how they reject people.
>>28716773
What did you do to be called a creep and have the entire class laugh at you? You must be the fattest, most repulsive sperglord on the planet.
>>28716847
>I've seen the nicest girls in the world have their personalities do a complete 180% when some poor sap asks them out.
Interest is subjective. Have you considered they just weren't attracted to the "poor sap"? Tastes differ.
>>28716808
>He also never hangs out with anyone and he only talks to himself..
How do you know him and what does he do all day?
>>28716196
>ask someone out
>get rejected
OH NO THE HUMANITY! Can anyone here even imagine being REJECTED by the person they are asking out?
Life is so unfair, being rejected like that. I can't imagine ever being rejected like that. That must be horrible.
>>28717017
>fembot posts something virgin manchildren know exactly what it feels like
>get mad at the fact that this fembot in particular doesn't support the manchild consensus of women having it easy, instead of supporting her
It was to be expected. What a child you are.
>>28717074
>White knighting
I was rejected once. Where is my army of beta orbiters?
>>28716867
I guess you could say I'm a stalker.
>>28717102
They will appear as soon as you stop being fat.
>>28717102
Sucks to be rejected. Think back to your approach, fix or improve on it (lowering your standards might be necessary as well if you're trying to look for a casual fuck), then try again.
>>28717150I think you replied to the wrong person. I am not OP.
>>28717169
No, I was replying to you, but same thing applies to OP.
>>28716196
You're just ugly then that's not our fault you fucking cow
>>28716708
>>28716708
Something's fishy here
>>28717199
>How to trigger /r9k/
>Use I instead of l
>>28717103
>asking for relationship advice on /r9k/
Well, it seems you didn't try after all
I honestly question if this guy could even have a relationship at all
>>28717103
probably rejected you because he's autistic. try try again. or try to get him to a point where you have a normal conversation.
>>28716196
> girl
> gets rejected
well you should have told you were a tranny.
>>28716242
that few? honestly this is what its like for a guy in avg year or two. if you count tinder/online/school/job flat denied casual interactions etc etc. They will never know how it feels. not even a little.
>>28716196
Roastie
B T F O
T F
F T
O F T B
>>28716281
Notice in female targeted shows all the important and respectable guys are hot 10/10 chads, but the comedy relief and caricatures are avg guys, while the below avg are not human or are extras that are not even on camera for 2 frames.
>>28717772
Women really are vile. Traditionalism and patriarchy helped hide the disgusting aspects of that gender but thanks to feminism we get to finally see women for who thy really are.
>>28717804
>traditionalism: die for us.
>feminism: die for us, scum.
>>28717889
Traditionalism is a strange way to word it, just call it monogamy.
>>28716413
> the one i want
Who is a at least an 8/10 chad and you're a smelly 4/10 roastie who thinks anyone below those standards isn't even human.
Fuck you for your hypergamy but most of all, fuck you for going on a board full of truly depressed virgins and whining when you can get a decent bf today.
In fact, if you act now, we'll even throw in a few beta orbiters to act as emotional sponges.
A decent mate and free ametuer therapists whenever you want. Being a entitled little bitch sure does have its perks.
>>28717901
Is sacrifice for multiple women preferable to sacrifice for just one?
>>28716442
>Lower your fucking standards you slut.
This is a bizarre statement.
>>28717772
The show Charmed comes to mind. Holy shit, now that I think about this is actually true. While on male targeted shows you really do have a diversity of body types, looks and attractions.
>>28717921
Women would rather share one alpha than date a their own beta.
>>28717980
That fucking comic. Every single time.
>>28717998
Just.
Please support 4chan by disabling your ad blocker on *.4chan.org/*, purchasing a self-serve ad, or buying a 4chan Pass.
>>28716281
Just because someone gets a lot of attention on the internet from anonymous men, it doesn't mean she'll be able to get any profit/boyfriends from that. Yea just trust the anonymous man on the internet and meet up in real life, absolutely 0% chance you'll be raped/killed right? If she's a female who has spent more than an hour on this board she should know not to trust anyone here.
>>28716847
Stacys have been the nicest people to me. I'm below avg with no money but its always been stacys that I dated and fucked. Roasties always seem to think they somehow are too good for me.
Someone please explain this calculus to me.
>>28718061
>it doesn't mean she'll be able to get any profit
It's mindblowingly easy/simple to get money or gifts from thirsty fucks on the Internet.
>>28716808
> you only go for staceys!
do you roastie idiots realize why no one argues with you on this point? because its not true and its obviously not true and its so well know that its not true theres just no reason to be offended by it. its like a 10/10 skinny stacey being called fat by some heifer. what do you possibly say besides um kek?
>>28718115
> you only go for chads!
do you manchild idiots realize why no one argues with you on this point? because its not true and its obviously not true and its so well know that its not true theres just no reason to be offended by it. its like a 10/10 muscular chad being called dyel by some heifer. what do you possibly say besides um kek?
>>28716773
Mayby you should've waited with teling her until you were absolutely certain you could trust her? You probably hadn't even been to her house before, right? You can't just ask people out, it's sort of a game with a lot of risk involved. Apparently you didn't know the girl you claimed to love at all.
>>28718129
um kek?
>>28716196
>just ask him out. We love it when girls ask us out
Guys hate this, because it takes away our only way of filtering which girls we like and which we don't. If some shy but ugly girls asks you out, you feel like an asshole saying no, so you end up dating this clingy bitch you don't have the hear to get rid of.
Let men exercise their choice in deciding which girls to ask out, and let women exercise their choice in deciding which men to say yes to. Varying this just leads to a lot of butthurt.
>>28716430
That's the best feel. Getting rejected, analysing yourself and improving on your physical and social attributes and upping your game on the next one only to get rejected again and improve more. Improving yourself to accomplish a goal. Feels great to be a man
>>28718186
>If some shy but ugly girls asks you out, you feel like an asshole saying no, so you end up dating this clingy bitch you don't have the hear to get rid of.
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>28716619
What about the asphyxiation, you're into that?
>>28718186
Seconding this. The only girls that have approached me first were girls with pretty easy red flags.
The one joy of being approached is being able to reject them. Seeing that crushed look in their eyes is always a treat.
t. a failed normie
>>28718129
Um kek?
kek senpai desu ka?
>>28718186
what should you do if you're an ugly girl and no man want to talk to you?
>>28718129
I see you're going the white knight route to lose your virginity. Good luck and here's your um kek?
>>28718257
Lose weight, makeup, long hair. That's enough to catch some man's eye.
You whores fail on this because you all obey the 80/20 rule and because of that you won't have any chances with Chad unless you're hot.
>>28718300
This is just as bad as telling men to settle for less. Women shouldn't be with a fat r9virgin either, everyone should strive to be the best they can, along with the neck beard on this board. That doesn't mean date a living God to let him pump and dump. Find a good mate without selling out your one valuable asset. Improve yourself and show him what you can do, and how you act with your legs closed
>>28716196
>she actually took advice from r9k
People here only like girls to ask them out is because they're too beta to do it themselves.
>>28718300
The only thing chad does right is to reject these thirsty roasties. They will try a few more times, finally get lucky, chad pumps and dumps and then when they are old and dry they'll wake up and come running for their free beta.
Fuck how did we get stuck with this retarded gender? I can't wait until something like transhumanism can invent a better gender that will render them obsolete.
>>28718346
Except its been proven ad nauseam that even deformed or autistic women can get an avg guy easy. A lot of guys here probably aren't even bad looking.
Fembots are the leechiest of all leeches. They're gonna be interested in you because 'same social level', but then they improve themselves and starting to cheat on you. That's just women. Someday all fembots are gonna improve themselves.
I'm lucky i never even tried to get a girl ever. I knew from the beginning that the social acceptance they give me doesn't mean a thing. The niceguy curse is real and they will always fuck chad no matter how much they praise you
I feel for you OP. Everyone here keeps chanting CHAD CHAD CHAD but I'm glad you have one guy you liked enough to put yourself out there like that for. I'm always glad to see girls getting emotionally invested rather than getting over the guy you say you loved so easily and falling for someone else within a day.
You may have gotten rejected for any number of reasons, I can't really guess what they are. It's never a bad idea to look at yourself and ask "what can I improve?" It's all you can do really.
>>28718646
SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE FEEDER HER DELUSIONS YOU FUCKING WHITE KNIGHT. YOU WON'T GET PUSSY FOR THIS. EVEN IF YOU ARE CHAD YOU SHOULD FUCKING LEAVE WITH YOUR LIES YOU NORMIE.
>>28718660
Are you jealous no one ever approached you, you big baby?
>>28717103
You genuinely interest me. People generally obsess over someone better than them. If you're obsessing over a guy like the one written about here, you yourself must be interesting. Share some form of contact or throwaway email?
>>28718668
i gave up on women once i read up on the sexual revolution, i wouldn't say yes to anybody.
>>28718736
>m-maybe I can get into her pants haha :)
>>28718668
fuck off doj
I got muted for this, fucking consensus.
>>28718668
Shut up, Ericas mom is still putting you in jail.
>>28718745
damaged people interest me, i don't want to stick my dick in them.
>>28718646
Yes, self-improvement is the bastion for emotional disparity. But most importantly, self-improvement for one's self, and not for attention (be it sexual or platonic). It is very obvious to the keen observer whether someone has crafted themselves for personal cultivation or acceptance from peers.
>>28718789
>tfw no damaged gf to support and fuck and take care of
>>28718668
shouldn't you be diving into your collection of buttplugs right about now?
here's your um kek?
>>28718815
eh, whatever, yeah.
>>28716506
>Tfw ask girl to smash and she says yes
>Setup GameCube and controllers
>She takes her clothes off
>>28718815
nothing like a good hero fantasy to imagine whilst you lie in bed and want to die, right?
>>28717772
do we blame women or the men who produce these shows? keeping in mind producers and writers are rarely attractive chads
>>28718940
Yeah I want to be useful and important to someone in a way nobody else can. Too bad wanting someone to be damaged makes me a bad person.
Can someone give me a source for the claim that all women view men who are lower than 8/10 as subhuman?
>>28718996
just go outside.
for some reason that wasnt an original comment
>>28718976
not to mention the painful truth that once you've helped a damage person, they'll leave you.
>>28717772
>implying those shows aren't produced and cast by men
Men are just obsessed with chad. From the monster dicks you like to watch in your porn to this. It's so obvious.
>>28718967
producers and writers want to make cash and the best way to make cash is to target females with a show that has lots of chads and nerds for the comic relief that always get the sloppy seconds. Nerds are also usually the bad guys.
>>28718996
all women don't see you as subhuman. All of them see you as something they would never fuck in a million years. They'll be nice to you, they'll be your friend, they'll say that they're "really happy to have you in my life and you'd be my boyfriend if I didn't have Chad", but these are all lies. Good thing I saw through them in the beginning.
>>28717772
>implying the important and respectable women in television shows aren't all 10/10 stacies
wow it's almost like they purposefully cast attractive actors in general
>>28719008
>>28719011
Neither of these statements prove that women view men who aren't 8/10 as subhuman.
Please give me an actual source for that claim, your feelz don't count.
>>28719065
Most of the time there aren't any ugly girls in shows at all, and that's true. Because all girls are good for sex.
>>28719102
80/20 rule is not a meme. It's fucking science. It's called hypergamy look it up on wikipedia or you want me to link you there?
>>28717772
You sound like a fucking sjw tumblrina cunt bitching because there are no hideous lardmonsters in TV/movies.
>m-muh representation!!!
Stop fucking whining retarded faggot, Jesus. Lead actors are attractive. Boo-hoo.
>>28719102
I made the post about them leaving you. I didn't make a claim about what women think you fucking dipshit.
>>28718269
I can feel the pain of the guy who makes these.
>>28718186
this sounds like a "you" problem
I'd love it if a girl asked me out, quit poisoning the well for all of us you fucking loser
>>28716196
>talk to him
>let him know you as a friend
>ask him out
>>28717103
i'm jealous, I wish i had someone to obsess over, even if they didn't want me.
>>28718257
kill yourself, ugly cunt
>>28717772
Like greys anatomy, it's full of tall square jawed doctor chads who fuck all the female doctors on the show while the beta manlet is "one of the girls".
I guess it's a pretty realistic portrayal.
>>28719141
>implying the existence of female hypergamy proves that women view unattractive men as "subhuman"
And anyway, you think men aren't hypergamous?
Donnie Wahlberg and Ronan Marley upgraded their aging wives for younger models.
Tiki Barber exchanged his pregnant-with-twins wife of dozen years for a 23-y.o. blonde intern.
Tom Brady ditched pregnant Bridget Moynahan for the ubersupermodel Gisele Bundsen.
Kevin Federline fled his six-month pregnant girlfriend for Britney Spears.
Billy Crudup replaced his seven-month pregnant wife Marie-Louise Parker with a 15-years-younger and more famous Claire Danes.
Dean McDermott dumped his wife for Tori Spelling, who was younger and more attractive.
Brad Pitt swapped Jennifer Anniston for Angelina Jolie.
Johnny Depp switched from a 40-year-old long-time partner to a new 27-year-old flame.
Benjamin Millepied instantly departed his cool girlfriend for Natalie Portman when he started working on Black Swan.
Men upgrade to hotter younger women all the time.
>>28718996
I'll give you this then you'll say its not enough and blah blah blah, please go on a citation wild goose chase. But I wont so take it or leave it.
>bf spent all last night drinking the booze I bought
>bf spent all this morning puking the booze I bought
>no money
>no booze
>>28719360
My local hospital is full of manlet Jewish and Indian doctors and ugly Filipina nurses
>meet fembot months ago off of MMO
>never had bf, was shy, and always depressed
>didn't mind because she could talk about vidya as much as me
>2 weeks ago
>she gets her first bf
>all she talks about is him now
>barely plays anymore because she's always out
>doesn't even say hi anymore when I'm online like she used to
>even I don't want to talk to her now, because I know she won't stop talking about Chad
>tfw your fembot friend gets a bf and forgets you even exist
I fucking hate Chad.
>>28719382
<Wealthy chads dumping used up stacys
No shit. Normal guys won't do this as often.
But yea, men have high sex drives. So don't stop putting out after marriage.
>>28719382
>Men upgrade to hotter younger women all the time.
Rich and famous men who have extremely high sexual market value
>>28719360
Yup my sister watches that show and every time I look at it, its this guy doing some weird comedy relief shit.
>>28719429
Normal men do exactly the same, go outside for once.
>>28719384
>>28718996
Fuck it here's a citation. A primitive fuck off for when you reject it.
>>28719412
Delete her and move on. This happens more than you think btw.
Women are default normies. They have to be REALLY, REALLY, REALLY fucking ugly or deformed or mentally ill to not be.
Your "fembot" friend was just a sleeper roastie/normie
>>28719384
Nice excuse!!
Good to know you have absolutely no evidence to back up your claim.
>>28719360
YEAH. That's literally how I feel at uni. The girls treat me like a girl. They tell me their boyfriend troubles and ask each other which guy they would fuck when im around. When another one of the chad guys comes over they immediately change the subject.
>>28718931
kek'd my shit off
comentario original
>>28719382
Chads have options, Beta's don't. A beta can't upgrade just because he wants to.
We're all fucked, aren't we? No hope at all.
>>28719463
Okay so viewing someone as not physically attractive is the same as viewing them as subhuman? Are you literally retarded?
>>28719517
>literally says women think 58% of all men are brain damaged
>they don't view them as subhuman
RIP your reading comprehension
>>28719513
why would you want hope?
women hate us and they always will. You want us to play along to their tune? Are you a fucking puppet/sheep?
all we have is vengeance
>>28719552
I want hope so I can get out of bed and not kill myself. Even if it is pointless.
>>28719350
Nah, I kinda like poisoning the world with my ugliness. I love it when my hideous face ruins a man's day.
>>28719517
Why is it that you seldom hear of women saving lives? Why are heroines so under-represented? Why are men so empathetic and protective over other people? Why are men so quick to help others? For 1 reason and 1 reason only: women selfishly seek utility (genetics, money and other resources). If an ugly man has no utility, women regard him as a subhuman.
>>28719479
I really don't want to, but I think your right. She was the first girl I've had conversations with, and she had the same interests as me. But I don't think I can bear another "Chad is so amazing" story from her.
It sucks that girls like her are rare. I'm never going to find someone like her again.
>>28719517
Has menstrual blood leaked into your circuitry again? I know the picture is pretty to look at, but actually read what's on it you dumb fucking idiot. Fuck you for getting me to reply again. Can you just fuck off and stop wafting your fish cunt around here now?
>>28719535
>being this retarded
That data was about attractiveness, not IQ.
Whoever made that image said "let's translate this plot to IQ" which just isn't how statistics work. You don't just get to take data you gather on one topic and apply it to a completely and utterly unrelated topic just because you want to.
RIP your reading comprehension, holy shut lmao
>>28719627
She doesn't like you, she doesn't care about you or how you feel, which is why she verbally cucks you by telling you how amazing Chad is
Drop her.
>>28719641
The problem is you can't realiblly poll something like that. Even if you get a large enough sample size, you wont get far asking the question "do you think group a are subhuman" because most people are consciously repulsed by that idea even though that is what they believe sub consciously. Similar to how men are pegged as objectifying women, men will generally deny it, but based on what we know about male behavior we can induce a few conclusions and the same goes for women.
But who am I kidding, I'd have better luck trying to convince a tumblrina to change her week-old tampon.
Well, didn't get the damaged stalker girls contact, oh well, worth a shot.
>>28716413
>im sure you can cure your loneliness right now by going out into the street, and finding the most unhealthy, desperate, mentally disturbed woman available and making her your wife.
But that's you and you're still going after Chad
This is when you begin more mental gymnastics and scream NO NO NO URE WRONG URE WRONG
>>28718016
>Please support 4chan by disabling your ad blocker on *.4chan.org/*, purchasing a self-serve ad, or buying a 4chan Pass.
I blocked that shit with the ad blocker too
>>28719736
You wanted to fuck her didn't you?
>tfw no boyfriend to play MMOs with me and play tank while I be his healer wife
>>28716866
>feminist bullshit
Get off my board.
>>28719825
Eventually
526
>>28719872
lies. You want chad.
>>28716196
don't be ugly. then ask him out.
>>28719825
I really just wanted to learn who she was.
>>28719872
>tank and healer couple
Man, to be honest I prefer Tank or Healer and DPS or support/buffer/hybrid.
Although, you run into consistency problems with randos not knowing how to tank or heal- but that's where hybrids shine.
>tfw my gf is bad at most videogames
>>28719872
Wanna make new characters on Kronos?
>>28719872
There's no way you're a real grill.
Too good to be true.
>>28719977
MMO bitches are fairly commonly known to fuck Tanks at blizzcon
>>28716196
you just made that sperglord a Really Good Memory.
that is, in a very few years he'll come on 4chan to weep and cringe: " no femanon ever interested in me "
( he will remember you, but will omit that shameful detail in his crycringe thread )
>>28720050
can confirm this. I once asked a girl out but rejected her two weeks after she said yes (didn't manage to even hold her hand) because I missed the feeling of being able to cry and whine about being robot
>>28719382
>And anyway, you think men aren't hypergamous?
no, men are polygamous, it's just illegal in most of the developed world
>>28720296
not all men.
It's mostly chads that have options and don't get emotionally attached to one girl and therefore can pull it off.
>>28720315
>I'm not like the other boys~
look at you, you're a special little snowflake aren't you?
>>28717103
I'm as mentally ill as he is and I would probably have thought you were joking or had ulterior motives. Try again until you've gotten a good reason why he doesn't wanna date you.
Lol
Fembot feels cus some guy rejected you??
Try getting arrested, evicted, and expelled for doing laundry for a roommate in surgery .
I hope all women burn in hell
On top of that, I'm now on the sex offender registry I'm a virgin
Can't get a job or even welfare
Fuck you whore
>>28720315
No I don't think I'll ever give in the evil women. I'm the 80% you don't want. Meanwhile the 20% you want is polygamous. But that's your problem.
>>28719382
All those men are millionaire celebrities.
You can't compare that to normal people
And gj on cherry picking only celebrities lmao
>>28719872
Tanks are the Chads of the MMO world.
>>28720593
was meant for>>28720510
jlkejflwjf
>>28719872
>healer
Fuck off
Healers are fucking useless scum that waste pixels on my screen
>>28719872
>Healer
>Useless faggot that needs to be protected because it's too fucking weak, slow, and stupid
>Ends up feeding the other team and we lose
Fuck off whore
>>28720615
>most methodical and brave one
>bears the weight of the entire party
>gets beaten down for a living
>chad
If anything, DPS are Chad with their yolo fuck everything mentality.
>>28717980
This image is a good metaphor for my last relationship.
Fuck.
>>28719872
>tfw no gf to follow me around and be my healer wife
>>28720763
You mistake stupidity for bravery
Assassins are the robots of the mmo/moba world
Sneak in the shadows and strike at the right moment.
Throw up that smug pepe as we run off with all the xp and chad and his normie faggot teammates get eaten by a dragon or some stupid shit
>>28717561
Ew, what the fuck is that mess?
>>28720576
>falling for the bait thread
>being this new
kys
>>28718257
open you legs and you will at lease get temporary love/attention.
>>28716196
Women have no feelings.
>>28716708
So you're fetishes are normal but his isn't. I think bondage and choking are the only normal fetishes but I think that's because they're my fetishes.
>>28717904
Whenever I see someone sperg out like this and then see that picture I just get so happy that I'm attractive. I think of all the people who hated me in college and realize it wS just because they were manlets who never pulled. They had to live next to me slamming s different girl every weekend. Sucks now I'm with some used up Stacey but I need to love.
>>28721495
yeah you should always feel better about yourself when you see someone less fortunate.
>>28719712
What do you say that women view ugly men as subhuman because believing someone is ugly is the same as believing they're subhuman? you're trying to prove that women view ugly men as subhuman by taking statistics about how many men are ugly and saying "now let's pretend the women believe the ugly ones are subhuman". It's circular logic and its retarded.
>>28721536
I can't help it bro...
>>28720576
>Try getting arrested, evicted, and expelled for doing laundry for a roommate in surgery .
share details
>>28721495
They probably hated you because your psuedo-Alpha personality is obnoxious.
>>28721793
Prolly but I openly act like a faggot. I play final fantasy all the time and have dnd and mtg shit around. I play hearthstone religiously and even joined the esport club. They knew I was kind of a loser I never really tried to act tough either. They all beat me in fights whenever we would box. I was literally just a pretty boy. This was in my fraternity house the year I lived there.
>>28721821
>fraternity
That explains it
I've never met a single one of you faggots that wasn't loud and annoying to everyone around him
>>28719872
>tfw no girlfriend to play MMOs with me and play DPS or tank while I heal her
>tfw no girlfriend to play MOBAs with me and play ADC/carry while I support her
>tfw no girlfriend to play Overwatch with me and play offense while I support her
>tfw being male and maining support makes you a pathetic loser that no girl would ever be around...
>>28721776
>>28720576
Oh I know this story.
Anon did his roommate's laundry and some feminazi reported him for panty stealing and the police refused to let him go even when the roommate corroborated his story.Purportedly
>>28721894
I'm quiet man I don't do shit but try to fuck girls and play video games. I'm also really mentally ill from child hood abuse and death.
>>28716196
>>28716413
>>28716604
You do know that if it's the other way around, you'll call him an entitled nice guy creep. I asked out over 10 women in my life and all it gave me was depression. Yet, you cry when Chad rejects you and realize you have to settle for average when they want to date you. Fuck off and stop being fucking baby.
>>28716196
holy shit, why are all these bots always such shit head to fembots or"fembots"
like damn
is r9k always this shitty or am I just being oblivious
and OP deal with it, it's no surprise that 4chan give shit advice
the only thing I can say is deal with rejection
it's what guys face all the time thanks to the tropes of society
Also post a gotdamn timestampo so we can get an idea what your league is...
>getting rejected sucks
you don't fucking say but you will find loveor maybe I'm just being a shitty beta who's to nice for my own good
>>28721943
You died during childhood? That'll do it.
>>28716196
You are probably obese, arent you?
Lose some weight, fatty.
You are not a sympathetic character.
You are female. This means you are normie. This means you hate robots simply because they are the opposite of Chad.
Go to hell.
>>28716196
Get fucked roastie lmao.
>>28719712
So basically what you're saying is that because we can't reliably poll whether women view ugly men as subhuman, we should just take data that ONLY reflects men's percieved attractiveness and just say "imagine this data is about whether women think men are subhuman. isn't that fucked up!!? women are terrible!!"
Feelz before realz. Always the same with robots.
>>28716568
is giantess/tall girls a normal fetish
orginal coment right here boi
he rejected her and no man would reject a girl. chad would at last pump and dump. this means that her crush can only be a chad with his hands full and can't take on another romp.
case closed guys. she has a crush on chad along with like 20 of the other chicks in her social circle. typical. women are like dogs fighting over one bone.
>>28720615
>Tanks are the Chads of the MMO world.
No shit. My old guild's main Paladin and leader was IRL named "Apollo". Despite having a real-life GF, he ended up falling for one of the female members, a white mage.
As a result, some of the other mages started to believe that she was getting preferential treatment and access to drops.
Some of us didn't go for the drama, but it didn't matter in the end. Didn't take long before we were short of support jobs (in a game that was flooded with melee players), forcing the alliance to start leaning more heavily on the few remaining mages. Who started burning out.
Eventually, he quit the game, presumably to go back to his IRL girlfriend. I stayed in the game for a couple more years, but went casual and never looked back.
>>28722007
hello white knight. I bet you'll get rewarded with sex for defending this roastie am I right? :D
haha
>>28722023
>be me, 200 lbs
>dating an obese girl (325 lbs)
>both happy
it was her to ask me dating.
>she expected I would reject.
>I was willing to reject: how could I hang out with her?
>mfw her shy face
>so I thought: why not at least once?
>first date enjoying a sunny day and lots of little things and laughing about everything
>why not a 2nd date?
>why not a 3rd?
still dating. and happy.
>mfw the face of dat guy seeing us loveydovey hugging and kissing in the middle of the park
bet she won't ever start a thread like this.
>news: se lost weight!! 322 lbs now.
>>28722190
> i litterally agknowlegde what I say sounds like a fucking white knight
>is still called one
well fuck I guess I'm too fucking of a beta nice guy
>>28722007
I think the misogyny is mostly a meme but I'm not sure. There are some really sad people here.
>>28716413
>Literally admits to it
>Misinterprets the post of the anon she replied to
You just can't make this up.
>>28718409
Literally me on the left.
>>28722217
I don't hate women but I do hate feminists.
>>28722200
>news: se lost weight!! 322 lbs now.
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard irl.
>>28722103
You don't need to use stats, just go to any female forum and lurk a while. It's all the rage in that site to make fun of robots for not being perfect.
Oh and hilariously that site is blocked apparently because someone made a deal somewhere along the line.
God 4chan is such a shit site these days.
>>28722200
>>28722229
She lost 3 pounds
well shit over what period of time
>>28716251
>>28716261
>>28716403
dude, you watch too many porn vids in dat filthy basement
>>28722253
you don't say
there are these shitty traps/sissyboy thread
more threads focusing on dicks in shit a bout sex
wasn't this a place about stupid stories with cringe and sadness in their daily lives, spaghetti pouring out of people's pant, or exploding into candy
god what has r9k become
also fuckin /pol is leaking it's cancer into the other threads
>>28719299
translation:
>talk to him
>friendzone him
>when he's desperate for being friendzoned, ask him out - he'll fall for sure.
...
>mfw: friendzone him again.
>want to get a boob job
>get told it won't suit me
>don't get a boob job
>social pariah
I'm a 34C now. Should I look at going to a DD?
>>28722253
>i don't need to use stats to prove my assertions because internet strangers are mean!!
more feelz before realz
>>28722185
>Some of us didn't go for the drama,
Had a similar thing in a WoW guild I was in for a bit. Main tank/guild leader falling hard for this girl who join (she was a mage though, not support. She was clearly getting preferential treatment though. Priority on drops, even though she was by far the worst DPS in the raid. She had the best gear in the guild and was losing to people with 20+ ilvl less than her. Only fights she would do well on were fights where the tank/leader guy would tell her specifically to ignore fight mechanics so she could stand still and dps non-stop and force the support to keep her alive. If she died he'd call a wipe and restart the fight. Even then she'd still only be 2-4th on meters.
Did have another guild that was a lot better though. 1/3 of the guild were women, 2 of the 7 leaders were women. Had one female tryout come to a sarth raid, completely fail, trying to fake hit on guys in the guild for favors. One of the female leaders completely went off on her calling her out on her whorish ways and kicked her from vent and the raid.
Guess which guild lasted years and was top 400 world progress...
In a man's perception of the dating game, a woman can walk outside, trip, fall and land on some penis (slang translation: there are so many men desperate for women that no effort is needed by a woman to get a man). While this is crass in its explanation, It truthfully reveals how we think when it comes to a woman dating. Part of the reason is because we know how desperate our fellow men are and because of that we assume that women have little effort to make in order to gain a mate. It doesn't help also when you see women turn down friends of yours (that you know are good men) only to see them lament later on about having been dogged out by someone else.
>>28722422
The problem with this assumption however it is that women are picky about their mates while man are usually quantity over quality. Give a woman 100 guys and she will turn down 99 of them in order to choose the one who fits her idea of an exciting, handsome and rewarding man. Give a man 100 women and he will ask for 20 days so that he can bang 5 of them per day and tell you on the 21st day which one it is that he would rather keep around to spend more time with. So given my example you can understand why a man would not pity the woman for turning down 99 of those guys in lieu of one because in that man's mind she had 100 choices and screwed over 99 of them in order to be with the one duck who she now regrets.
>>28722324
Breast augs are a waste of money. Most look fake as fuck and feel terrible. If you have floppy pancake Cs you could get a breast lift though, make a little more perky but without the fake shit.
>>28722429
Men know that our desperate brothers will get with anything as long as the drought has been a long one, so knowing that, how can we feel sorry for a woman that has been by herself for a length of time? In our minds it's like "why are you turning down guys then if you're lonely?" because we assume that your door is getting beaten down by the desperate man every day. Our perception is skewed in this manner and most guys assume that lonely women are the product of their discriminatory taste(which it often is but not always)!
I hope this sheds some light on why the male commentary is rarely if ever supportive.
>>28722451
I don't really mind them looking fake, I just want bigger boobs. Like, they're perky Cs, but I want guys to stare at them
>>28722517
ATTENTION ROASTIE
>>28722517
Guys stare at all boobs, you probably don't notice. Wear sweaters or cleavage bait if you want us to stare more.
>>28722533
I wear push up bras, low cut tops and nothing.
>>28722526
Well, I just want someone to notice me.
>>28722517
Guys are staring at your Cs, just not the skeezy porn addicted ones that think fake plastic sacks are attractive.
If you want to enhance them a bit double up on padded bras and contour your cleavage.
>4/10 asks out 9/10
OMG THIS FUCKING SUCKS YOU GUYYSSSS FML SSSSs
>>28716354
BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
Yeah you like my farts?
SPUTTER SPUTTER BRAAAAAPAPPPPPP
>>28722566
guys notice all the time anyway. fix your personality and body language
>>28722566
I happen to be an expert at starting at boobs. Post a picture of your current cleavage and I may be able to provide some insight on your current situation.
>>28722571
I wish I could catch them staring.
>>28722588
I guess I need to be a little more outgoing then.
>>28717103
I kekked really hard at the mickey mouse stuff.
>>28722617
This dude >>28722610 has a good point. If you want a bunch of guys to stare and nothing else just post cleavage here. You'll have dozens or hundreds of guys staring at em.
>"fembots" unironically think they deserve Chad
hit the treadmill first
>>28722650
why are so many people these days normies that get laid? I mean chads should only be 20% but it seems like 90% are chads when I look at it from my perspective.
>>28722610
>I happen to be an expert at starting at boobs. Post a picture of your current cleavage and I may be able to provide some insight on your current situation.
Whelp, it certainly is a fine 4chan tradition we're seeing here.
Face pic, let's see way yah look like. We'll decide if Chad is missing out or not. Also at least a pic of this guy's face if your not gonna show us your face.
>>28722610
That sounds really suspicious.
I don't want you doxxing me.
i use tinder just so i can match with dozens of chads and then deliberately ignore them when they message me it's pretty nice
>>28722712
Delete your exif data then. You can't dox someone with just a pic of tits.
Don't you want men's perspective on this? We'll tell you whether you need a boob job.
>>28722669
Iktf. My cousin and his friends always talk about all the girls they fucked and I haven't even talked to a girl this year.
>>28722675
I am genuinely trying to help this fellow anon in the only way I can. If she posted her cleavage, I might be able to provide constructive criticism. Maybe she has a nice bosom but it's being improperly managed. It is my duty as a man to ensure her cleavage can be appreciated by all men when she goes out. You would be doing a disservice to mankind by allowing her and our brothers to remain cleavage deprived.
>>28722712
How am I suspicious? Just right click an image and remove all EXIF data or something if you want no digital traces. Moreover, make sure your breasts take up most of the space and don't let any part of your room, house or surroundings appear in that picture so the creepier anons don't figure out where you live. I will post an ideal frame for you soon.
>>28722748
then its actually a 20% beta males and 80% chads now?
>>28722669
Because literally any guy that can get laid is considered a top 20% chad by r9k.
>>28722566
Please let me notice you. What's your Skype?
>>28716196
The female checklist
>are you fat? Yes? lose weight that''s why. No?
>are you a slut? yes? have his friends fisted you with video proof? that's why. No?
>is he in a relationship? yes? That's why. No?
>is he a 10/10 rich guy while you;re a 1/10? yes? That's why aim for a 5~8/10 guy. No?
>are you a man roleplaying as a woman? Yes? That's why.
These are the only reason a woman would get a no
>>28716196
>ask 4chan for advice about a guy
>"just ask him out. We love it when girls ask us out"
>ask him out
>get rejected
you either ugly, you hit his autism too hard, or you spilled spaghetti
