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How does he do it? Damn....
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How does he do it?

Damn....
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>>28723188
because he's klye cooper in real life
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>unironically think I'd look good in that hat and a black suit with a black coat like that
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He should grow a beard
someone shoop a beard on him
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>>28723377
how about a cock instead?
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>>28723188
>inb4 he shows up and this turns into a fucking q&a
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>>28723463
don't do that.

as;dknasdlaksnf
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>>28723377
just a moment
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>>28723545
>>28723377
Its a shitty shoop, but it should give you a general idea
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>>28723596
A 1920 styled mustache would look better desu senpai
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>>28723188
Who is this cringelord and why is the decor of the room so disgusting?
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>>28723627

>Shitting on reviewbrah

He gets more pussy than you, guaranteed
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>>28723627
You'd better watch your goddamn mouth talking about reportbro like that around here.
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>>28723627
>hating on based reviewbrah
fuck off newfag
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>>28723649
I've gotten laid once so that's probably more than him.
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>>28723619
>saturday night
>spend it photoshopping beards and moustaches on an e-celeb
My life is a meme
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>>28723775
What do you think?

I got half way through and realised he has more semblance to an engine from Thomas the Tank Engine than to Mr Bean.
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>>28723935
Why is he running in the dark? He looks like some sort of a rapist
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someone shop him onto a rene magritte painting
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>>28724053
I'm on it. Great idea.
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>>28724087
>>28724132
What is this bideo called on youtube?
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>>28724087
>>28724132
is that reviewbrah's dad?
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>>28724132
Can you link it to me? Or email it to me privately?
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>>28724132
Upload pls
https://desu.sh/
https://desu.sh/

>>28724160
Removed
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He's redpilled
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>>28724409

Weird how most people who are redpilled have really mushy frog faces and beta voices
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>>28724493
normies are content with their lives and thus content with being bluepilled
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>>28723188

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16HOk6IOczx
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>guy that dresses up as a 1940s new yorker and reviews fast food is redpilled

figures
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>>28724552
What picture is he responding to?
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>>28724562
>he doesnt wear snapbacks and Vans
>his world views are incorrect
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>>28724053
Finished work
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>>28724562
Damn this made me laugh pretty hard thanks for writing this dude
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>>28724552
kek, I remember this thread.
>>28724568
Someone posted a picture and said it was reviewbrah, it wasn't.
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>>28724552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vw4qXZAaWq
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>>28724585
Do you really think the only available fashion options are vans and snapbacks and 1940s newspaper boy
I will add though that I love reviewbrah and I think he pulls off his look
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>>28724593
that's some good work right there. love it
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>>28724610
>Someone posted a picture and said it was reviewbrah, it wasn't.
Anyone have the picture?
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>tfw no suits and pizza
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Anyone else here listen to the VORW before going to sleep?

He is so much like me, sleeps during the day. Has weird/niche hobbies. Introverted.
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>>28724526
>>28724493
>>28724409
yes of course he is an idiot, how would you expect someone knee deep in "etiquette" not to be?
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>>28724743
Listen to them while browsing the web, good shit
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>>28724552
i love you, you cutie patootie
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I had a sex dream about review brah the other night.
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>>28724015
It's a Snicker's advert in the UK. https://youtu.be/SM4aD_B3WYA
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>>28723188
He gets his suits fitted and wears genuine handmade articles like they used to, his facial structure is the result of excessive testosterone and a complete absence of cortisol, his brows are thick, his complexion exudes an aura of valor, his eyes are like that of a phoenix, deeply intelligent yet profoundly troubled, dangerous and sadistic.

He is in a completely different ballpark from the more awkward "fedoras" that were a thing a few years ago, I don't think he's aware of this meme. His videos are just a side hustle, just a bit of a giggle and not to be taken too seriously. He doesn't really care about all the haters going "herp derp you're a nerd", he doesn't review food for people who don't get pussy.

The main purpose of all this is "fundamental research". You see he came of age (by his standards) shortly after the subprime mortgage crisis and up until early 2015 certain sectors of the stock market have been in an almost uninterrupted bull market, while tech and biotech have been oversaturated, the service sector has been overlooked, notably restaurants, something he had a strong interest in to begin with. It was a perfect storm but by no means is his success entirely due to luck, based on what I heard on the deepweb insider trading forums he learned to code from scratch just to dabble in algorithmic trading (it is unknown how far he has gone with this), he learned standard Chinese in order to better conduct market research and has already finished his CFA at a relatively young age. Lately he has been involved with oil and other plays and founded a legitimate asset management firm, but this is all private and he keeps it separate from his hobbies (and his sketchy past), so we don't need to go into that.
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>>28724132
FUCKING UPLOAD IT PLEASE
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I like how he dress but he need to wear smaller size desu.
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>>28724409
What video is this on? I wanna know if this is real
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>>28726021
Bumping for this
Do it for The Report of the Week family
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>>28724593
Improved version for anyone interested.
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>>28726461
Woops wrong version still.
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>>28726549
post it on his subreddit xD
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>yfw no one uploads the vid of reviewbrah with his dad
Get it together lads
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>>28723188
Reviewbrah should transition, he would be a super cute trap.
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>>28724568
some picture of a dude that looks a little like reviewbrah with a girl
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I was in the Louvre earlier and I saw this painting
Now am I getting crazy or does Jesus kinda look like reviewbrah with long hair and a beard
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>>28727604
and of course I forgot the picture
bloxerino
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>>28727633
>>28727633
>This last supper from Pizza Hut is what it is I guess...
>You get your bread... your wine... the wine was a great deal, cost the same as a bottle of water at most establishments
>Excuse me....
>Just saw Judas looking at me a bit strangely there... nevermind, back to the review ladies and gentlemen
>So, as I was saying the lasts supper from Pizza Hut is a good deal
>The bread has a 'thick' doughiness and a nice texture
>This is certainly a better deal than the Long John Silvers Miraculous Draught of Fish meal
>So all in all I'm going to be rating The Last Supper from Pizza Hut a 9/10, because I don't give tens, and because of the poor service from the blind hostess whom I had to cure so she could take my order
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>>28725322
kek please be pasta
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Why does he try to look classy, then eat greasy shtity food?
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Reminder that reviewbrah is a 6'3" alpha male
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>>28729018
6'4 if i remember correctly.
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>>28725322
this is fucking hilarious but the truth is he's just the epitome of fedora. he's the typical private school nerd. private schools have weak bullies and the kids are little princelings so nobody challenges them. the anime club at a public school is pretty cringey but you should see the libraries and drama clubs at private schools, full of people like this.

reviewbrah has aspergers/autism and probably has a limited diet because of it. i do to. i eat a shitload of junkfood but i'm self-aware enough to be ashamed of it. he doesn't, he wasn't bullied/socialized enough and he thinks the shit he does it "interesting" or something when its really just a cringe fountain for real life sadists like you that live to torture autistic people because you're jealous that they're better at math and logic than you.
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>>28729306
he is not, daniel tosh is 6'3
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>>28729559
so he's 6'2.5? he's still tall af
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>>28730044
took the bait, Tosh is actually 7'4
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>>28724409
He's a top lad.

>>28724493
Yo aren't.
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