ITT we create achievements for school shootings
>assault chair: recruit a kid in a wheelchair
>in the oven:hit a Jew with a Molotov
>>28723484
Lift this: Kill a chad by bashing his head in with a dumbell
Who's a fag now?: force two chads to have gay sex
>>28723484
>What a blast!:Kill people using only explosives.
>>28723484
We don't need no education!:Kill every teacher in the school.
>>28723938
Allah kekbar
>>28723484
Viral hit:Livestream the shooting.
Feels good man: let kids who give you rare pepes live
>>28723908
i kek'd hard
bloxbloxblox
>>28723484
Triple K mafia:Kill only black people.
Suspended - Kill a kid on suspension
White knight: Let your crush live.
>>28723908
This one is the best
So, is that comment original now or not?
>I like you now: successfully warn a kid to return home before you start your attack
>>28723484
Final word:Suicide with a manifesto in your hand.
>>28724078
If he's suspended then he isn't at school how are you going to kill him
>>28724094
Some of you are alright: post a thread about upcoming shooting on /r9k/ to save fellow robots
>speedy gonzales: take less than 30 minutes
>false fag: surrender to the police, say you're a homosexual in the media and say you did it for gay rights
>this time do it right: have the timers of your bombs actually work
>bros before jocks: do it with a friend
>published author: get a major media outlet to release your manifesto BEFORE you start
>my bloody valentine: do it with your significant other (>implying)
hot potatoes: toss a molotov into special ed
>tfw no well organized mass shootings with my fellow robots in arms
beta uprising never....
>>28724112
Was thinking a bomb
>>28723484
Turbo killer!:Kill 0 people.
>>28723484
Red Shell: Pick the nearest target and chase them down
Serial Shooter: shoot up two schools before your beta uprising is quelled.
>>28724197
That achievement should be called 'Asa Coon'.
Better than Doom- Beat Eric and Dylan's high score
Richard McWho?- Beat Cho's high score
Anotha one bites the dust: have a partner play music over the PA system
Announcer: have a friend monitor the security cameras and talk over the PA system like a game announcer saying things like "DOUBLE KILL"
School's out for the cummer - Turn the school's power off and ejaculate into in the hallways. When students come out into the halls they wont be able to see your cum and will slip over.
iSlam dunk:convert to Islam prior to your attack and tweet about notallmuslims
>>28723484
>Samurai warrior!:Kill using only melee weapons.
>Macho man!:Survive the shooting.
>I'm a ninja!:Decapitate a person.
Straight As: Kill 3 students with names starting with the letter A
Group Project: Bring one or more shooters along with you
School Spirit: Dress up as the school mascot
>>28724169
winner winner original dinner
Livescream: Use Periscope to broadcast it live
>>28723484
>Social outcast: kill someone holding a phone in their hand
Indiscriminate: kill a family member, child under 10 and a senior over 65.
Paramilitary: shoot up both a high school and a college.
Apostate: kill only christians.
>>28724281
>Announcer
Fucking god right here anon, jesus fuck
>>28723484
>Have a nice flight!:Push a victim down a flight of stairs.
>Your very own castle!:Hold the school hostage for more than 24 hours.
>Where is your benis!:Castrate a victim.
>World tour: kill exchange students from atleast 4 different countries
>World famous: get your face broadcast on atleast 10 major networks on atleast 10 countries
>#blacklivesmatter: don't kill any african americans
>cowboy: use a revolver
>Take that Cho!: Beat Cho's record
>Breivheart: shoot up an island
>Master of disguise: escape the school disguised as a fleeing student
>inb4 "creepy virgin nerds on celeb nude hacking forum make fun of school shooting victims" t: Kotaku
>>28723484
>Scarred for Life: kill yourself with a shot to the head (can be in mouth) while having someone else's face looking at you within an armlength of your face.
Tutorial: Shoot up an elementary school
Armored Trenchcoat: Continue rampage after being shot once
Crashing the Party: Hijack a SWAT vehicle
What You Know, You Know: Erase your HDs, destroy your books, and erase your online presence beforehand
Harder Than Breivik: Take out an entire SWAT team
Like a Fish Swims in the Sea: Blend in with the survivors and escape
Radicalizer: Recruit one of the targets to your side
General Mud: Use the terrain to your advantage
Kebab Removal: Kill three Muslim kids
>>28724257
Swim Instructor: Beat Breivik's high score
Going medieval: Use only melee weapons
Day of Retribution: Kill only women and chads
The student surpasses the master: Kill a teacher
Where there's smoke...: Set off the fire alarm
Regicide: Kill the principal or equivalent
Coexist!: Kill a student that follows each major religion
Ficki ficki?: Rape a student
We don't need no education: Only kill teachers
>>28724518
Radicalized: be recruited
>>28724546
Nigger,stop stealing.
>>28723484
>Yes Sir!: Order a janitor to clean up your mess.
Beef buffet: Kill the entire cheerleading team
Speedy Gonzales: Shoot a fleeing Latino student
>>28724573
Just ctrl-f'd and found your post kek, I swear I didn't copy yours I tried to think of an original title and that's what came into my mind
>Best time of your life:force victims to smile for a merciful death
Beta insurgency: commit a school shooting within 7 days of another one happening.
Social Engineering: take a selfie with a victims phone and post it to a social media account they're logged into.
FUN TIME: force a class to have an orgy
I wish I could make a school shooter game where you are the shooter but I would get v& so hard.
>>28723484
>Cuntshot!:Shoot a female victim in the genitals.
>>28724642
Keep the student who you are using the of in the shot though
>>28724645
>being english
Lizard Killer: Deface royal portraiture
>>28724645
it would have to ge a random generated school, where you only set your character stats and properties.
Deus Vult: Claim that you are exacting God's justice, and only allow students of one religion to live
Ban tulpas: leave a note saying that your tulpa told you to do it
>>28724645
>I wish I could make a school shooter game where you are the shooter but I would get v& so hard.
Its not illegal to make a game simulating violence
>>28723484
>Kill Frenzy: kill 10 people in 5 minutes using only one weapon
>POO POO PEE PEE: shit and piss on a corpse
>Nuthin Personnel: kill a staff member with a katana
>Mighty Foot Engaged: kick someone's head in
>Bottom-feeding Scum Sucker: spout video game quotes (that are not from movies)
>Kekeke, bitch, kekeke!: send a media package to a news company before or during the shooting
>Penn Jillette: use a trash can as a weapon
>Badger Badger Badger: spout internet memes (that are not originally from other media)
>Roast Potatoes: kill the whole special ed class with a flamethrower
>Going Flint: contaminate school water supply
>Cop Killa: kill at least one police officer
>Best Served Cold: do the shooting while having common cold
>A Big Guy For You: recruit an obese student to help
>But Your Heads Get Dumped: decapitate 3 or more persons, put their heads in a bag and empty said bag in another place
>All Gebra: kill everyone who's supposed to have a math class on that day
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: scream incoherently while killing people
>Kindergarten Cap: kill a kid who is in kindergarten with firearms
>They're History: kill everyone who's supposed to have a history class on that day
>Here's Johnny: use an ax to break through a door
>Some Of You Guys Are Alright: post about your deed on /r9k/ on the day before you do it
>>28723484
Pay attention to me!:Kill over 10 people while being naked.
>>28724732
Yes, it is.
You can't even mention school shootings or you get fucked by a court.
t. Guy who is on probation for applauding school shooters
No witnesses: kill someone you recruited
>>28724790
Where do you live? Seriously. Sounds like you live in a police state
>Cuckold!:Force a couple to have sex,then kill them.
SEXTACULAR: get a kill while raping someone
>>28724799
Kentucky, United States
Cops are corrupt with their quotas.
X-file: completely destroy a corpse.
>>28724804
this is toofunny for me
Bullet mechanics!:Shoot up a physics class.
Nothing to contribute, but thanks OP for the thread. This was fun to read.
>>28724913
No prob you fuck worthless great asshole
DIY: only use homemade weapons
Shoot a Load: kill someone while ejaculating
>>28723484
>You're making my life crap!:Shit on a victim.
>>28724954
Why not smother them with shit
Kevin was here: Use only a bow and arrows
Agent 47: Leave no witnesses
True Robot: Kill at least one guy named Chad and one girl named Stacy
It would be extremely painful: Have a mask on, the whole time
Ben Garrison: Kill non whites only
Slumber Party: Get sleep gas in a class full of Stacies and rape them all.
Blowing your Load: Get a jar of cum and spill it on a girl.
>Cheeky breeky!:Crush a victim's face using your buttocks.
Key to your heart!:Lock the school doors.
>>28723484
>Scandal!:Kill a news reporter.
>>28723484
>Dank side of the moon!:Kill while high.
>>28724287
Why did no one laugh at this?
>>28723484
>First aid!:Ejaculate into a victim's wound.
>May i cut in!:Kill a victim usong scissors!
>Supreme Gentleman: Killed only women
>Shoota loompa!:Kill a victim under 5'2".
>Classic!:Wear a Trenchcoat.
An hero: Tell the media you did it for anonymous and the 9gag army
Riot control: Hit a nig with a blunt weapon
Cyka Blyat: Squat over a slav
Darth Beta: Kill 3 or more people using only a sword
*teleports behind u*: Wield a katana
Wake me up: blast music during your spree
Darth Beta 2, Electric Boogaloo: Target immigrants in your spree
I got you bro: Send a pre-emptive "don't come in today" text
Et Tu, Brute?: Get snitched on from your "don't come in today" text
Come on and Slam: Start during a basketball game
Touchdown: Start during an american football game
Shishkebab: Impale an indian
Absolute Madman: Make the Dean lie down on the floor
Millenial bug!:Kill only iPhone users.
>Carshow!:Run over a fleeing victim.
>>28723484
black out: shoot a nigger
>Hammer Time: kill someone with a hammer
>If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are: kill your school nurse, school psychologist or similar
>Karma Bites Back: kill your main bully
>You Reap What You Sow: kill all your bullies
>Food Gore: shoot up home economics class
>Food Porn: force a couple of home economics students to have sex before killing them
>Game Over: shoot up a sports ground when there are kids playing
>A Blast From The Past: wear a historic costume
>New Game Plus: survive the shooting, avoid getting captured, return to the same school later and start a new shooting
>>28725166
I did.
>>28725308
Kek'd at Absolute Madman.
>Pain and pleasure!:Give a victim a handjob before killing him.
>>28725308
>I got you bro: Send a pre-emptive "don't come in today" text
>Et Tu, Brute?: Get snitched on from your "don't come in today" text
these are great.
>Rush hour: Kill a black-asian interracial couple.
>>28725433
Bonus points for A Blast From The Past: when wearing the costume, use only matching weapons
>Final boss:Shoot up a college and a university in the same spree.
>Saved by the bullet:Shoot up a class taking a test.
Work Time Is Over: Kill a teacher or any other school employee
>>28723484
>Blackstar!:Kill exactly 69 blacks.
>>28723484
>The great dump!:Kill janitors only...then shit on them.
>>28723484
>Comin' straight from the underground!:Dress up as a police officer.
>>28723484
>Light my fire!:Douse a victim with gasoline ans burn them alive.
Trve Kvlt: at the end of your spree, slit your wrists and neck, then shoot yourself in the head. bonus points if you leave a suicide note apologizing for the blood
>She likes it hard!:Knife rape a Stacy.
>>28725471
more bonus points for costumes
Just Like Payday: do it with friends
Payday 2: Dress as a meme
Clean Sweep: Kill every member of a school sports team
>>28725308
Scapegoat: Have at least one media outlet blame your spree on video games
Ahmed's Return: Put a clock in a briefcase and claim a bomb threat
Absolutely Haram: Make someone dishonour their religious beliefs
Adamantium Balls: Kill only using a blade no longer than 8 inches long
Overkill: Use an RPG, a Minigun, or any excessively destructive weapon
/pol/itical outcry: Wear a swastica
Mien Nieger: Wear a German WWII outfit and use a luger
Darth Beta 3, Revenge of the Sith: Wear a cool outfit and pose for a photo
Taking a Tumblr: Push a fat woman down a staircase
Teacher's pet: Spare a teacher you're cool with
Extra Credit Assignment: Kill a teacher that was failing you
Series of Un-4chan-ate Events: Be caught on camera screaming at least 4 of the following phrases: NORMIES, REEEEE, GET OUT, TENDIES, GOOD BOY POINTS, CHAD, BETA UPRISING
Well, this is awkward: Go to shoot up the school on the same day as someone else
High-Lander: Kill the rival pot dealer
Mashed Potatoes: Bring a baseball bat to a tard class
NARCo Polo: Kill an undercover cop
This thread is good, boys, thanks OP
>>28725785
Bonus:
>just like roast beef: cut out the pussy and eat it
>>28725826
>Well, this is awkward: Go to shoot up the school on the same day as someone else
kek
>Edgelord:Slice open a victim's head,then ejaculate in it.
>Good Boy Points: kill well-behaved male students
Alpha uprising!:Kill a virgin!
She Goes to Another School:
Shoot up a school you don't attend
Dindu Nuffin:
Have skittles and tea in your pocket.
>>28725826
>Well, this is awkward: Go to shoot up the school on the same day as someone else
This would be really funny, actually
>anon is shooting the school
>suddenly, another anon walks through the door with a pistol
>"ANON?! You were gonna shoot up the school too?"
>"Holy shit, this is a coincidence."
>"Yeah, why are you doing it?"
>"Chad plowed my oneitis and sent me pics of his cum on her face."
>"Really?! I'm doing it because he beats the shit out of me in the locker rooms for PE class.
>"What an asshole, right?"
>"I know. Well, I'd better get back to work."
>"Yeah, same here, nice talking to you."
Impressive. Most Impressive: Kill all the younglings
>>28725826
All of these were pretty fuckin jej, I like (You) anon
They Ain't Laughin' No More:
>Surprise a group of bullies, mid-bullying - With bullets.
I'm the Lord of the Harvest:
>Scythe six Chads hiding in a field.
One Shitty Day:
>Scare a Chad into hiding down in the disgusting part of the outhouse.
M'Lady:
>Complete your shooting without harming a single female.
My Brother From Another Mother:
>Identify and spare a fellow robot using the "ree" emote.
I came, I saw, I conquered: kill everybody in the entire place
Perfect Stealth: Don't get caught, pin in on another student
>>28725940
>implying it wouldn't be 'hey fuck off I'm doing this
>Devilish: make her eat all the eggs. Every one.
>>28723484
>Get on with your life:Cancel the school shooting,get off the computer,get fit,eat healthy,make friends by finding people with similiar interests,have sex,go to college and get a Master's degree in a STEM field,earning you over 100k a year,get married to a cute virginal 10/10 waifu,have three beautiful kids and die in a peaceful haze.
>>28726057
>the memetic warfare counterterrorism bot doesn't know how to put spaces after commas
>>28726089
Fuck off
This one is the best one I've seen of all of the posts.
>>28726089
Nah, that's just his autism at work.
>>28726119
>he's running in a separate instance
>he doesn't even know he's a bot
>>28723484
My Friend Squidward: Do it while wearing a salmon suit
>Judgment Day: don't kill anyone, shoot their kneecaps instead
>She Likes It Hot: burn a Stacy
>Fuck The RIAA: livestream the shooting while blasting copyright-protected music
>School's Out Forever: kill everybody and completely destroy the school premises
>>28726057
best achievement
>Yikes!:
Torture a victim for 7 hours.
>>28724214
Green Shell: Blindfold yourself during your spree, and kill someone by randomly shooting
Blue Shell: Go straight for the people at the top of the social hierarchy, and only kill anyone else who tries to stop you
Hail Rhodesia: kill a student of direct African heritage
High Expectations: cause enough chaos to warrant police choppers
Divide and Conquer: leave a series of notes behind your wake describing various Chads as the shooters
Extinguish Those Burning Loins: use a fire extinguisher to knock a Stacy out cold
Hope and Change: use a sock full of nickels as a melee weapon
RKO OUT OF NOWHERE: use a wrestling move to bring a student down before finishing them off
Taco Tuesday: wear a sombrero and poncho while on the rampage
>>28726250
7/10
The blue shell one is kinda vague.
>>28726284
8/10
These are very great
>full stealth: shoot up the school with silenced weapons only, hide all bodies, and have it discovered later completly unconnected to you
Masturbator & Commander: beat your meat in between gunfire
>>28725826
Redistribution of Wealth: Wield a sickle
Last Laugh: Kill your oneitis' boyfriend in front of her
Shh: Use a silenced weapon in the library
Winter Wonder 'Nam: Throw a grenade inside a snowball
Most Innovative School Shooter: Chant "SUPER HOT" after every kill
You funny, I kill you last: Spare the class clown
50 Shades of Gay: Beat up the gay kid
System of a Downs: Give the tard a gun
360 No-scope: Use a sniper rifle for the whole spree
I cast Bullet Spray: Don your wizard hat and robe
Edward Scissorhands: Use only scissors, pliers or shears
Oy Vey: Mutilate Chad's genitals
'Hard' mode: Sport a full erection the whole time
Ted Cruz: Kill people by Star Sign
Allahu Snack Bar: Suicide bomb in the lunch queue
Commit Sudoku: Kill yourself before the police do
Double Bluff: Tip off police about a shooting, then shoot up the school the next day
>>28724645
You can do it by making it freeware and hiding your identity. I believe you anon.
OT: Radical Dude!: Commit a mass shooting in the name of a political idea without being affiliated with a radical group.
Nerd Rage: Kill the captain of any of the schools teams
Jungle fever: kill only black students
Yellow Fever: kill only Asian students
iLa migra!: kill only Latinos
He dindu nuffin: get caught before shooting and face no jail time
Eric Harris Rocks My World: gain a following after the shooting
>>28726361
Shh, and Double Bluff are 10/10
Call Me Saigon Sam: kill three or more students of Vietnamese descent
Calling This a Nguyen: kill three or more people with the last name "Nguyen"
Trace Italienne: overcome a makeshift barricade to slaughter everyone on the other side
Kentucky Fire-Cured: use fire to lure people out
>Kill La Kill: Leave the anime club in a blood bath
Fight or flight: Force someone, ANYONE into attempting to fight back
What are your most favorite posts from this thread?mine is:
>>28726057
Basement Dweller: Do it during a tornado drill.
My South Shall Rise Again : Rape a redneck after raping anyone beforehand
>>28723484
I'll have those two achievements, thank you.
>>28723484
Golf: Get a negative score
>>28726625
how the fuck would that work? would you like... bring someone back to life or something?
>>28726637
Either you kill nobody and some stacey goes into labor during it, or you become an hero and kill nobody.a kid in my school got this achievement
Pacifist: Have someone attempt to stop you through non-violent means (e.g. by monologuing)
Saved by the Bell:
Start right after classes end.
Barneyfag retribution: kill everyone wearing a my little pony shirt
>Perfect Score
Kill at least 10 people, with no wounded.
>Too Slow!
Kill yourself before the police arrives.
>Demagogue
Talk someone into killing another student in exchange for his life, then kill him anyways.
>>28726361
Probably last set i'm doing, i'm running out of pun names and ideas
Make them pay for it: Construct a barricade of Mexican students
Evacuation Drill: Shit yourself during the attack
Penis Inspection Day: Shoot up the Male changing room
Independence day: Launch a firework into the school
IED advise against that: Have a car-bomb explode as someone tries to escape
*tips fedora*: Don't kill any delicate M'ladies
Russian Roulette: Chamber a single round, let them live on a blank
Heeeeeres ANON: Bust down a locked door
Inside Job: Be a teacher
Big Guy: Rip out a pacemaker
Sleeper Agent: Get another beta to snap and join you mid-rampage
Gorilla Warfare: Kill only blacks
Buy Juan get one free: Kill a pregnant mexican
Fuck it, we'll do it live: Start in the middle of a normal day with no weapons, using only what you can find
>>28726637
More people are born due to glad-to-be-alive sex than you killed.
Trolley Problem: Give a student a choice: they shoot one person (not you), or you shoot thirty.
True Capitalist: Use only a revolver/explosive beer cans to kill
>>28726781
>commit a school shooting because of your hatred of how no girls have sex with you
>they survive, and go have sex with other people
jesus, I think I'd just kill myself in that scenario
>>28725934
I hope this reaction image is worth getting on a watchliist over!
>multiplayer: someone else is shooting up the school
>co-op: shoot the school along with someone else
Who's a good boy ? : have your dog kill someone
Man's best friend : have your dog save your life
The universe : kill exactly 42 people
Call of the devil : kill exactly 666 people
Mercenary : get paid for your killings
A glimmer of hope : listen to someone beg for mercy
That's haram ! : detonate a pork with explosives
Drunken master style : do it drunk
Nope : kill someone who almost stopped your spree
>>28726862
take this for free anon
For you: Crash a plane into a classroom and leave no survivors.
>Failed Stacy: Go on killing spree as a woman
pic related are two incompetent chicks who got caught before pulling their attack off
It Doesn't Get Better Than This: Reenact this lunchables comercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVfAWHWJup0
>>28724169
*Whispers* holy shit
No child left behind: every casualty is a death.
>All's Fair in Love and War: Murder your oneitis
Not on an Empty Stomach: Do it at lunch. But not until you finish eating.
>>28727001
>tfw you'll never have a psycho qtp2t gf that wants to hurt everyone around her
>>28723484
Went to Prom in the Same Dress: Two unaffiliated shooters end up coincidentally deciding to shoot up the school on the same day. Bonus points if they are wearing the same clothes or are using similar weaponry.
>>28727344
No Russian: You and several friends shoot up a school together
>>28723938
>Kill people using only explosives.
heh
>>28724183
It physically hurts
Hail to the King: kill the principal
>no child left behind: If the child with the lowest class average can solve something at their grade level, everyone lives
Am I Talented Now?: Start during the talent show. On stage. Facing the audience.
>>28723484
Roast is toast: Molotov a Stacy
>>28723484
Beta Uprising: arm 2 or more outcasts
I prefer anal: shove the muzzle of your gun up someone's ass and pull the trigger
>>28726166
HA
mine
>crashing this plane: no survivors
>getting it on: only kill teachers, take a class hostage and have a discussion with them
Cleans Up Nice: co-op with the fed up school janitor
Naughty list: shoot up school decorated for Christmas
Rare Pepe: take down bio classroom, keep dissected frog as a prize
Benny hill: kill victim after chasing them through multiple classrooms
Just be yourself: kill a girl who friendzoned you
>>28726610
is that Andrew Garfield
Spilled My Spaghetti: mumble and look at your feet when shooting a qt
Word-wide Winner: Kill at least one person of each race
Shotgun buck-tooth: Only kill people who use braces
Where'd he go?: Blind everyone who you would've killed instead
Stealth Master: Raze at least 3 classrooms full of people before going loud
Bleed-out: Succesfully accomplish a school shooting while having a bullet wound the whole time
>toasty roastie
kill a female with fire
>crabs in a bucket
death isn't enough, they must suffer! permanently cripple them, but don't kill
make sure you shoot their genitals
>folded over 9000 times
kill someone with a katana
>WHOS A FAGGOT NOW!?
shove the muzzle up a chad's ass and shoot
>Beta uprising
get 5 other to help, this can be done before or during
>Omega uprising
Get 5 robots to help
>tripcode
succesfully blame a tripfag
>some of you are alright
Post said meme on r9k, this can be done the same day you start the killing
>Alpha uprising
kill a robot
>polack
kill over 15 non whites and race traitors
>ben garrison
Kill over 50 non-whites and race traitors)
>my twisted world
get your manifesto published, must contain redpill on woman
>r9k
kill over 10 alphas or woman, an hero, and get your manifesto full of woman and normie redpil to be published
>pol
same as above, but must contain redpill on niggers and jews instead, you may redpill on all those things
>old b
do it naked and poop during it
>living meme
be a autistic neet, bring your dakimakura with you
>revenge
torture chad, mutilate his genital, shoot his asshole, cripple him, disfigurate, leave him alive
You may get this one multiple times
>>28724197
>worse than elliot
Kill 0 people, hurt less than 5 and an hero
>>28726250
Blue Shell: Go straight for the people at the top of the social hierarchy, and only kill anyone else who tries to stop you
The robot way
>>28724748
>>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: scream incoherently while killing people
my favorite
>>28724757
Red Dragon reference?
Break a leg: begin massacre in theater or auditorium
How rude: kill someone on cellphone in theater or auditorium
What a ham: kill fattest member of drama club
Out brief candle: drop light on member of drama club
Past the point of no return: Kill drama club member wearing cape/mask
Exeunt: Kill all of drama club
Post the music you'd play during:
https://youtu.be/s7dTBoW5H9k
>>28728208
Ecoterrorist: kill the drama club member who played a tree
I swear if I am ever involved in a school shooting on either side of the equation I will banepost my head off even if it gets me killed.
>>28723484
Cho still has the high score
>>28728308
>Ecoterrorist
Burn down the school garden
>>28728329
Pretty sure there's one guy that beat Cho by a lot, but it may not have been at a school
The Crusader: kill the Arab students before they have a chance to detonate
>>28728208
Food fight: start massacre in cafeteria
Picky eater: kill a kid solely with allergens
Sloppy Joe: set off explosive in cafeteria
Hot lunch: spare a cafeteria lady in exchange for sex
Cold lunch: have sex with cafeteria lady under pretense that you'll spare her, then kill her anyway
Sanitary: steal and wear cafeteria hairnet
Can I sit here?: kill every person sitting at the popular kids' table
Peta: kill only kids eating animal products
>>28726049
>Devilish
Intentionally kill a robot
no, better
Stop a shooting spree, them continue it
>true flag
be a non-white
>greatest ally
be a jew
>>28727867
Shotgun buck-tooth
kill at least 5 people with barces
>Bleed-out: Succesfully accomplish a school shooting while having a bullet wound the whole time
>bleed-out
>not "just a flesh wound"
>Oops, wrong thread
Blame a 4chan board that is not /r9k/
>turbo autist
cosplay as someone from warhammer/pathfinder/tabletopgame and blame /tg/
> - 4 str
kill at least 3 woman with a melee weapon
>blame the mods
blame a 4chan mod
>not important
use a trench coat, no victims left alive, you must kill everyone you hurt
>emotional
talk about your feeling, how the world is unfair, redpill etc while killing
>mentally ill tranny faggot
be a queer or something
>Cancer vs cancer
Blame lebbit and/or furfags
>fucking yellow niggers
beat cho score
>fucking lanklets
be a manlet
>do they ever learn?
be a lanklet
>lich king
be a skelly
>i'm the juggernough bitch!
be obese and kill over 50
>do you even lift?
be a /fit/zen and kill over 15
>cold steal
get a new high score, carry a katana the whole timem use a sniper rigle as your main weapon, survive and don't go to jail, use earring, blame deviantart
>>28728356
the /pol/ guy? not a school/collegue
Marching band:
It's Not a Tuba: Kill a sousaphone player
Thud: Shoot someone through the bass drum
Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?: Shoot up the band room without being in band.
Orchedorks: Shoot up the orchestra room while in band
Not Your Average Saxaphone: Begin the rampage in the band room, with the gun hidden in an instrument case
End of the Song: Shoot the director while the band is playing.
Comedian: Stop shooting just long enough to play a rimshot on school equipment.
check mate: kill the nerds in chess club
blackout: kill only african americans
number juan: kill the mexican top students
thats so bereivik: kill exactly 74 people
everyone hate elliot: kill all normies
chilly powder: kill the cooking class
honhonhon: kill a french student
writers block: kill your english teachers
sleepless: dont sleep before the shooting
the old go out cold: kill all old people
multiculturalism: kill all races equally
equality: kill males and females equally.
exponential meme: kill more people te more time you spend
>le low iq maymay
be from /lit/
>argentina
survive, claim you are white, be non-white
>br br?
huehuehueheuehuehuueheue (secret achievement)
>slave
dress as a slave, squat on at least 5 bodies
>20% deader
kill every ponyfag
>eggman again
blame eggman, convince the media his fans are also school shooter
>>28724645
make sure to add all those achievements, and a good AI for teambots
>ctrl+f pumped up kicks
>not one suggestion
For shame
>>28728419
When you gotta go: start massacre in bathroom
Bathroom Bill: shoot up the girl's bathroom in drag
Sexual emergency: rape younger student in bathroom
Spare a square: spare someone in bathroom stall
The Brown note: shoot someone in bathroom stall
White trash waterboarding: swirlie a victim until they reveal where other survivors are hiding
>kill only X
no, we aren't here to motivate them to kill less, change all those to "kill at leas 5" or so
Heel Turn: Shoot up graduation
Kitty-tan's Revenge: Leave all embarrassing or incriminating harddrives or objects in your bedroom
The Gauntlet: Force an entire class to line up and kiss the teacher on their quivering lips before being killed
Last One Out: Stay until the school is completely evacuated
Hasta La Vista, Baby: Shoot a spanish teacher.
Cosplay: Dress exactly like another famous school shooter
This Is A No-Smoking Area: Smoke indoors.
Confuse the News: Take a hostage, and send him out with his hands up. As he's being handcuffed, shoot him.
In His Own Dojo: Wear a ghi. Challenge random people to hand-to-hand combat. If they refuse, shoot them.
>>28728597
>slave
holy shit i meant slav
>single mother
kill your mother and leave single mother hate on your manifesto
>blackbot(>implying)
be a beta/omega nigger
>Pussy Slayer: Cut the clitoris off of 5 Stacies.
>>28725166
Because it wasn't funny and was obviously written by an underage faggot.103
>>28728598
>Pumped up kicks: Kill a black athlete and take his Jordans as a trophy.
>>28728809
>black athlete
don't you mean a black?
Eugenics: Successfully kill 10 in the special ed class.
Edge Lord: Kill 5 Chads and 5 Stacies with a Katina, finger less gloves, and a Sonic shirt equipped.
>>28728840
>his class didn't have the token 300-pound black kid
Muh Shooting Statistics: Do it in Australia
Coalburner: Kill stacy with a flamethrower
>>28725940
A new partnership emerges
>>28728938
This is an original comment telling you that your post was great.
>Boomer!
Successfully kill the fatest kid at school
>They live(d)
Chew your last bubblegum before a shotgun kill
>>28726284
Battle of Blood River: Kill 5 African students at the school pool.
Up in Smoke: Kill the chads, stacies, normies, and stoners by burning them alive
>>28727609
Good one, breh
>>28728983
Thanks, pal. Have some more
Triggered: Force a feminist at gunpoint to shoot herself
Tumblr: Push student down the stairs
Reddit: Spill 10 gallons of blood
An uncommon date : bring a gun at prom
Stairway to heaven : kill someone climbing up the stairs
Watch out those edges, you may cut
>>28729090
Scooby-Doo: Skin a victim and pull off their face yelling "Zoinks!"
>NEET life
Spend an entire run in an MG nest
Extreme Discomfort: Kill everyone while wearing nothing but a thong you stole from a Stacy
>(BRONZE)
>Isla Vista, Baby
Die after 6 kills and having injured 13 others
Stimulate your Senses - kill everyone while chewing gum
>>28729090
Moar
Wee-a-boo: Kill Asian student with sneak attack
Supreme Gentleman: Kill any faggot wearing a supreme t shirt
Teacher's Pet: kill only students
Homework: Kidnap student and take them back to your dungeon
Shut-in: don't leave house, snipe kiddies as school lets out.
>>28726049
Top kek. Origami Commento Mr. Roboto
>>28729149
Spilling spaghetti: shoot students in the stomach after lunch
Neet and tidy: Complete mission with minimal blood spill
>>28729411
Dindu: plead not guilty
/Mu/tant: Kill student with musical instrument
Tripfag: Push a gay kid over
tfw no gf: kill every woman
>screencap of the whole thread when?
>>28729737
it's just a prank tbqhwyfam
>>28729737
reap what you sow dipshit normfag
>>28729790
HAHAHAHA yeah bro people dying is so fucking funny xDDDDD
>fucking bitches won't fuck me so i'll become the most disgusting vile piece of shit I can be
Great strategy, pal. I'm sure you'll get very far in life with this mentality.
Hitler's Legacy: Secure a vintage German WW2 gun to use in your shooting
>>28729737
>Taking anything on this site seriously
>>28729737
>>28729810
>inb4 people reply to this shitty b8
When this attention whore replies to this ignore that to.
>(BRONZE)
>Calculated killer
Start the spree during Math class
alt. title
>Math Class's Aftermath
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)20:57:36 No.28729737 This post has been deleted>>28729790 >>28729796
You guys see this shit? This shit right here?
This is why no woman, nobody ever actually, ever wants to be around you. This is why you'll die virgins. Because you're disgustingly bitter virgin psychopaths. Don't you EVER in your fucking lives complain about not having a girlfriend, you psychotic scumbags.
>>28729737
>normie
>calling anyone a psychopaths
they are bitter because of you
>because i refused to have sex with them?
no, because you bullied them, you and your friends
you can't expected someone to be bullied by over 20 years and keep up the smile, you reap what you sow, subhuman
but normies will never understand, they are incapable of putting themselfs in others places and much less to care about others.
Mom get the camera! : Livestream your school shooting
>>28729810
>Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)21:02:24 No.28729810 >>28729847
>>>28729790
>HAHAHAHA yeah bro people dying is so fucking funny xDDDDD
>>fucking bitches won't fuck me so i'll become the most disgusting vile piece of shit I can be
>Great strategy, pal. I'm sure you'll get very far in life with this mentality.
>hahaha bullies dying is so funny! xDDDDD
>>fucking bitches made my life hell so i will return the favor and send them to hell
>shitty strategy bro. you shuold surrender and be a submissive little beta cuck slave
I want to play this really badly now
Is there a game like this at all?
Mommy's special baby: Trade 30 GBP for a plate of tendies at the cafeteria
Copper Stopper: Shoot an officer within his first 3 steps into the school
>>28729866
>>28729901
You're not victims. You don't deserve sympathy. You deserve to be put down like the rabid psychos that you are. People like you should not be outside of a prison cell or mental hospital.
I didn't think you guys could go any lower. You deserve to be alone forever.
>Two for one: Kill a pregnant student or teacher
>>28730052
its like you didn't read the images
you got rekt, slut whore, get outta here
This is the last (you) i'm giving ya
