ITT: Things that feel better than sex
>A fresh donut and milk
>Masturbation
>Doing well on a test
>Seeing your favorite team win
>shitposting
>Knowing with 100% certainty that you're not ruining your life with STDs or a pregnancy
>About $25
>Knowing you'd still be on track for heaven even though you don't actually believe in that stuff
Source: I just had it for the first time (I'm 21) with a Chinese exchange student. Unfortunately, it turns out she wasn't a virgin even though she's two years younger than me. I should have known only a slutty Asian girl could want to be with a white guy.
>>28723117
I want that donut, OP, can I have it? It looks delicious.
>chinese exchange student
Fuck off, we don't want any more of you insects.
>>28723117
So you're tellling me masturbation feels better than sex?
Can someone confirm that?
>Knowing you'd still be on track for heaven even though you don't actually believe in that stuff
Depends on which heaven you fucking retard.
>>28723117
Uh, you didn't list mainlining H.
Always better.
Getting stoned and masturbating > having sex sober
>>28723117
Yo gimme that doughnut senpai.
>>28723117
>thinking about having sex
>your virginity
>wake n bake
>tfw muscles light as fuck after benching 80 (u fukrs gotta git fit)
>shitposting same desu senpai baka
>your virginity again
>a dead baby
>a cooked baby
>a boiled baby
>killing god
>>28723262
Easily. Especially with the death grip most of us have got going on. And if you're one of the people who does it so regularly I can guarantee you know how to make yourself feel better with your hand than any vagina ever could. Granted if you had sex as many times as you had masturbated that would probably start to feel better as you learn and get good at that (and assuming the woman can stay in shape (not get fat) and at least not act like a dead fish-- two things that are hard to ask for in this world).
>>28723117
Don't buy into OP's robot propaganda. Nothing is better than sex, literally everything everybody has ever done as an adult has a root cause that is sexual based.
Life is to try to make half copies of yourself.
Masturbating into loli panties
>>28723117
>>A fresh donut and milk
Don't you mean
>A fresh donut and the first glass of milk out of a new jug/carton/bag
Hell, that first glass period is fucking incredible.
the screams of children
>>28723396
>Nothing is better than good sex
Fixed. A lot of sex is shit.
>>28723396
OP here.
I completely agree with the fact that everything everyone does is become of sex (evolution).
But I am letting you know this is not rational if you're merely seeking happiness/ pleasure. Sex doesn't feel a fraction as good as you'd think it would given how much are brain focuses on it. You will find far more happiness ignoring your brain and doing other more productive things. And I am in no way advocating against having children-- I think that's truly the purpose of life. But casual sex is a false god.
>about $25
O I am laffin
>>28723286
There's a heaven you can only get to if you had sex?>>28723286
Heroin feels a lot better than sex.
>>28723552
Of all the retarded drugs people manage to justify ruining themselves with how the fuck do you end up deciding heroin is a good idea.
>>28723606
It's not a good idea, but anyone who has tried it will probably tell you the same thing.
>>28723117
>Nice warm cup of coffee on a cold ass winter night
>Poker night with the guys
>Getting plastered and laughing your ass off
>Speed
>Hey anon, want the fries?
>>28723629
>Getting plastered and laughing your ass off
This. This right here is such a great pleasure. Pure, unbridled joy.
>>28723640
Fucking chick-fil-a too mang
>>28723644
Doing that shit just sprawled out on the couch is god mode
>>28723606
Don't knock it until you try it.
The rush from shooting will guarantee you never miss the touch of a woman, ever.
>>28723117
>About $25
Only thing on this list worth mentioning
>>28723368
>benching 80
please be joking.
>Getting a spike in Super Smash Bros
>Drinking chocolate milk
>Watching a highly anticipated movie/tv episode that lives up to the hype
>Lying down on a soft carpet/sheet
>>28723858
>when you wash your blankets/sheets and pull them out of the drier
>>28723117
Studyng science.
>>28723907
>putting on a thermal shirt fresh out of the dryer
Circumcised guys can't actually feel what sex is supposed to feel like. They're missing their primary erogenous tissue.
>>28724025
>Nothing is better than sex ur all cut
Ok, virgin.
>>28724025
Why must you feel the need to start shit anon
>tfw the antipscyhotics hit and you can go to sleep
>wearing a brand new pair of socks
>having plans with someone you don't want to hang out with, and they cancel
>>28724155
Why did you have plans with someone you didn't like?
>>28724025
i don't think the little bit of tissue is so important
i take bupropion and like many people get a sexual side effect. in my case it's unbelievably intense orgasms. they're not like i had before, and not like any guy i see in porn because it doesn't last as long for them and they don't completely lose their shit and all control of their body and make a ton of noise even if they try not to.
there's no better sex than what is available to me and i don't have the sillyskin. therefore it's not the deciding factor.
>>28724222
>bupropion
Wait so do you use this to quit smoking or just for the unintended side effect? What you describe sounds pretty rad. Have you ever tried with just masturbating? Also is your girl really good looking/ not fat?
>>28724331
It's both an anti-depressant and a smoking cessation drug.
>>28723368
>benching 80
....kilos?
>>28725009
Ounces, muthafucka
>>28723396
Seek help you're more damaged than the average robot.
>>28723704
I can only bench 40
>losing your virginity
fuck off normalfag
mdma and lsd
>>28723262
Yeah. It's true. Only because I know exactly how to masturbate and what areas are enjoying.
>>28723704
he could have meant 80 kgs
> Masturbation
I've only had sex with prostitutes. Good sex is definitely way better than masturbation, but bad sex is much, much worse. Especially if I'm paying for it. I can only imagine good sex in a loving relationship is on another level entirely.
>>28723117
A good night's sleep with vivid dreams
Literally the best thing I have ever experienced
>>28723342
I hate to admit it but I must agree.
>>28727785
Every other month I have a night where I actually sleep very well and wake up well rested afterwards and that feeling is better than any sex I ever had or that anyone will ever have.
>>28723117
sex is overrated, MGTOW 4 life
>>28723262
>>28723370
>>28727212
>>28723117
If you genuinely believe masturbation feels better than sex, you are either a virgin, OR you need to change how you have sex.
