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Poleaboo is real edition
Phew for a minute there, I lost myself.
>>28613931
Is poleaboo a muslim?
How is this not original?
>>28613959
Half of my life
So my Uni wants confirmation that I'm retarded (dyslexia) to qualify for free money to cover living costs, how do I go about proof? I was tested in school, but that's it.
IF LOVE WAS A CRIME
THEN WE WOULD BE CRIMINALS
LOCKED UP FOR LIFE
BUT I'LL DO THE TIME
>>28614022
doctors note pham
>>28613974
>Muslim
Doubtful pretty sure trying to a girl would be a sin, to him if he was.
>>28614032
So do I go directly to my GP then? I don't think there was an official testing, just "shit he's bad at spelling and handwriting"
>>28613974
Yes, Poleaboo is a Muslim
He is also trans, a racist, a criminal, eater of haram food and drinker of alcohol in order to make friends and worst of all: a weeb
>>28614079
Yeah, that's what I would suggest, if your doctor could produce some legitimate documentation to state that you are dyslexic.
Having those tests you had at school would be good as well to back the doctors notes/findings up as well.
>>28612952
PLEASE DONT PLEASE NO NEVER I LOVE YOU I NEED YOU DONT DO IT IF THIS IS ACTUALLY POLEABOO IM BEING DEADLY SERIOUS DONT DO IT
So no one gives a shit about the EU referendum?
>>28614029
Poleaboo applauds your good taste
Felt bad for Russia despite initially not wanting them to win
>>28614063
nah, you can be muslim and trans
in iran they even have this thing where they recommend gay people transition (because of mixing up gender and sexuality, that old classic)
My boss told me I'm going to start answering the phone at work next week.
So, this is my last week. Don't tell him!
>>28614149
I care but there is no need for an argument.
Everyone is voting leave except for all those dead people sending in the postal votes to mr khan
>>28614133
Aye I'll phone up them both tomorrow afternoon and see what's up. Cheers anon! Have a good night.
Have a fitty.
>>28614149
Why does he wear the mask?
/britfeel/
>>28614148
It's not Poleaboo
>>28614149
Try /pol/
>>28614167
>muh hivemind
>muh sekrit club
>>28614148
>actually getting upset over a fictional character
wew
>>28614218
Yeah no problem man, hope you get it sorted out and all!
>>28614149
I'm voting out. Can't stand Merkel anymore
>>28614149
I'm voting leave but I'm a bit out of touch as I've been out of the country for the last few weeks. Apparently some Muslim got elected king of London or something? I dunno
>>28614149
Voting out because I at least want the slightest prospect of living in a democracy in my lifetime
>>28614339
He's a really liberal muslim though so only stoning no hanging of the gays
>the uni lets Poleaboo back in
>away from home he goes fem mode 24/7
>on campus he bumps into the Polish girl
>she's shocked at first
>Poleaboo can't make eye contact
>Polish girl grins and grabs his arm
>"Let's go for coffee!"
>The have a girly chat and become friends just like Poleaboo always dreamed
It's still on the cards, lads
>>28614684
Jesus christ you're so delusional.
>>28614684
>Polish girl grins and grabs his arm
>"Let's go for coffee!"
>>28614684
That's some unfiltered, pure degeneracy right there
>>28614684
jokes on you nigii fucked her
>>28614883
I also heard that, apparently its on his blog >>28614684
stop replying to pakipoo
>>28614883
I look forward to discussing his sexual performance with her
Girls love to chatter about sex and stuff
>>28614917
Nigii is a fucking legend though man, best tripfag to ever have existed. Have you read his blog?
>meant to feel sorry for some nig murderer
come on Louis
Poleaboo is looking for people to take part in his final plan next week. All robots who are angry and seeking justice are welcome to join him.
>>28615042
So you made it then?
Link
>>28615079
its shit desu
https://betafeels.wordpress.com/
>tfw was on some beautiful bird from newcastle when I was like 15
>eventually told her it wouldn't work out because of the distance(live in London)
>lose all contact
Chelsea, if you're out there.
Man fucked up innit blud
>>28615109
Seems alright, looking forward to some drama developing so characters being introduced
>>28615180
>Chelsea
Such a chav name.
>>28615220
The blog isnt fictional so the characters aint gonna be nothing more than some normies that bully me on the regular.
Nothing exciting, if you want to keep reading though that would make me very happy
>>28615225
I'll fucking do you in son
Besides, this girl was far from a chav
>>28615293
With a name like Chelsea, I doubt it.
>>28615310
Chelsea is only a chav name on girls from Essex or London.
Geez it's like you're not even from this country.
>>28615250
I'll continue to read
Just would be nice to see you go into more detail about everyone and everything
>>28615250
Introduce more characters you fuck.
>>28613959
Thoughts on a moon shaped pool?
>>28615332
I will do soon. Recently ive been posting it all on r9k in 3rd person, dont know why, felt like copying poleaboo.
Found poleaboos new word press blog finally
at least i think its his
>>28615328
You're in denial. You were in love with a chav, get over it.
Poleaboo old flat
The one her shared with the hapa and French girl
>>28615461
There is no new blog other than the tumblr and the one where I cut
>>28615858
>Update
Just saw the same post on int, get a life man.
Which of these are yours, be honest
https://00da310q.wordpress.com/page/3/
http://pakisissy.tumblr.com/
>>28615858
City were robbed, Maicon should have been sent off, the ref bottled because it was so early in the game.
>>28615922
>https://00da310q.wordpress.com/page/3/
>
>http://pakisissy.tumblr.com/
both
>>28615935
At least City got their shit together in the reverse fixture
>>28615987
Poleaboo I want to get into hearthstone is it worth it?
>>28616054
Thats not poleaboo, the wordpress isnt his
>>28616054
Bit late, will take you a while to catch up but if you like collecting cards and card games then your autism will carry you through
>>28616081
Why isn't it?
>>28616054
If you're neet and can play it all day for hours on end, you can get into it for free.
If you can't play all day, you'll need to spend money otherwise it will take you like half a year before you can make a decent deck for free.
>>28616102
>>28616237
Sounds expensive, fuck maybe I'll give it a pass.
cheers lads.
>>28616102
if that tumblr is actually yours prove it
you cant and allah will not forgive you for your sins
>tfw hearthstone quest that requires friends to complete
>>28616301
I don't plan on updating it for two more weeks at least, that's the earliest my outfits will arrive
>>28616419
Poleaboo will come on in a few minutes if you need him to
>>28616446
Always making fucking excuses
Post 1 bit of proof, anything at all and I'll leave you alone, if not fuck off out of these threads.
>>28616513
there I just updated the blog
>message read but not replied to
Why has god abandoned us?
Is this poleaboo?
>>28614183
>tfw casually talking to normie girl at work that's 'interested' in tech and computers and talks about technical services with me
>start telling her funny stories about technical support, (like my grandad breaking his laptop by deleting all the drivers on it, a feat I still can't quite see how he actually managed to do), and during the conversation I bring up how people used to trick people online by making them delete system 32
>she didn't actually know this was a thing and thought that sort of thing would be very mean to do
Seriously? Why do girls ever try to get into technology when they don't 'know' it. The scenes, the context, the actual technical know-how to actually solve shit.
Admittadely she is not a bad girl, works hard, very presentable, but not smart or particularly aware. It's clear tech isn't for her ultimately. Business probably would be up her alley.
But seriously, has anyone ever met a woman who actually knew 100% about what she was talking about?
>>28616927
Most definitely. Looks like the same chastity device he has. Plus it mentions his sister too.
>>28616977
It's completely different, Poleaboo has a small one with bars
>>28617024
We know it's you fucking stupid paki. It mentions how you're a neet and everything.
>>28616940
I don't know 100% what I talk about, I just slap words together and it hopefully makes a sentence
>tfw you accidentally slur words together or say the wrong word completely and you have to repeat yourself
>>28616927
who Poleaboo here?
alri la's
>>28617172
/poleaboo/ general
>look at flat groupchat after moving out
>other people who moved out are mentioned weekly as good memories etc
>you have not been mentioned once
why the fuck did they act nice to me when i was leaving
you should have just admitted i had no detectable presence except the drunken dropping of keys at 5am every friday.
>>28617966
>why the fuck did they act nice to me when i was leaving
It's called being polite you retard.
>>28618064
they can be polite without ever implying we were friends, or like a family. the options aren't outright harassment or fake friendship. you can be courteous but distant and admit we didn't ever get to know one another.
i have no time for bullshitters. i wish only that i was rude enough to break with politeness myself and tell them where to shove their fake kindness.
>>28618119
You sound bitter for no reason.
>>28618693
i have good reason to be bitter, i'm not giving my life story.
at this point all i want is for people to be forthright. friendship is out the window and attempts to emulate it without any genuine desire to create something serve only to annoy me.
>>28618789
>i'm not giving my life story.
Nobody wants to hear your life story about how stacy won't talk to you.
>>28618789
>friendship is out the window and attempts to emulate it without any genuine desire to create something serve only to annoy me.
*tips fedora*
>>28618945
>/RIPfeels/
>went to friends house for drinkypoos
>end up getting a slightly sexual shitty foot massage by his drunk female flat neighbor
>mfw 1st time in years a female house purposefully made physical contact with me
Does it mean she wants the D? It felt pretty good 2bh, sometimes you need a bit of physical contact from someone to remind yourself that you're actually existing if anyone knows what I mean, even a simple handshake brings you back to earth
>>28619041
Pretty likely, any physical contact from a woman like that puts it in the upper 80% chance she'll fuck you
Anyone still up lads?
Looks like it's just me :(
Who west midlands here lads
>>28620461
Not native but I'm in west midlands currently.
>>28620035
still up, better not be late for wagekekking again
>>28620625
What time you wagecucking senpai?
>>28620649
start at 10
woke up 10:30 yesterday
>>28620659
Why you still up? What's on your mind?
>>28620713
lifes gone kinda to shit over the last 12 months, became a failed normie, managed to claw myself back up only to fail again in a different part of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H49BZWoUxOs
lads...
>>28620858
Hope things get better for you lad. Been a pretty mixed past few months for me too.
>>28620921
Cheers mate, you too. Better try and sleep now
is the next.co.uk checkout not working for anyone else?
been trying to order some shirts and vests for about a week but i always get an error message
