> people with nut allergies
If touching a nut kills you, you'e supposed to die.
ok louis ck
>>25327545
Doesn't mean it's not true
>>25327588
teyl thet tuh kangee kloob
In high school I worked with a ginger fuck who was allergic to everything, he would use his allergies as an excuse to get out of work duties all the time like setting up ends and displays that had anythung nut related even though its in airtight packaging. Couldnt bring pb & j sandwiches to school either
>>25327354
>People who think tradition is more important than scientific progress
>People who try to keep dying and unused languages alive
THIS IS THE REASON WHY THE DARK AGES HAPPENED
>normies who think weight just disappears if you want it do
I've been big ever since I can remember.
I know that it's not healthy and will likely kill me, but life it's common knowledge that life isn't worth living anyway.
I can understand hating social justice tards who want to throw fats in your face and pretend they're beautiful, but that's not me.
>muh taxes that imply I'm living off the state
Also
>Tripfags
>>25327680
reddit atheist detected.
You do know that the Latin church, and Latin language, where the only institutions that kept Roman knowledge and literature alive during the dark ages, right?
You retrograde intellectual invalid fuck.
>>25327715
>life it's common knowledge that life isnt worth living
who else /tiredandcanttype/ here
>People who watch ASMR videosnot just for the tits
>non-gentlemen who don't like puzzles in their games
>>25327354
>tfw grass allergy
>FUCKING GRASS
Why was I allowed to live?
>>25327765
>watching asmr videos
>not exclusively listening to Japanese 'ear cleaning and mouth sounds' videos
>>25327715
weight disappears if you eat less, not if you will it away
>commies who hate the greatest nation on earth, responsible for everything good in the modern age
>>25327545
>people you hate
>louis ck
Beat me to it.
>>25327765
;_; anon y?
Asmr is comfy god tier
>Women who don't have sex with me
Fucking whores
>>25327756
not the person that you're responding to but roman knowledge was mostly stolen from other civilizations, anyway
>>25327832
You will be subjected to burgerposting if you dare have any pride for your country, anon
God forbid you have pride in anything
>>25327832
On the same train
> people who want to remove the 2nd amendment.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
People who have no accomplishments and a grandiose sense of self worth simultaneously
There's nothing wrong with feeling good about yourself but if you flip burgs at McDonald's that self worth is probably unwarranted
>>25327756
You know the dark ages are fiction, right? That said, you are correct that ecclesiastical organizations in the Latin west were centers of education and learning in the medieval period.
>>25327680
>people who think that material goods are more important than morals
Disgusting
>>25327680
Except the Dark Ages are a myth and didn't happen you fucking ape
>indians
>niggers
>arabs
>se asians
>mexicans
>british women
>arabs
>>25328018
This. Go to /pol/.
>>25327545
This holy shit. Literally Reddit: The Mouthpiece
Plus hes fucking fat
>>25327680
>>People who try to keep dying and unused languages alive
>actually wanting pieces of history to die and be forgotten and lost forever
you huge, huge fucking dumb faggot
>>25327996
The period of relative simplicity between the fall of the roman empire and the renaissance is not a myth dingus. They weren't a bunch of retarded simpletons like the guy you're replying to seems to think they were but the 6th through 14th century were not particularly enlightened times.
>>25327354
people who think that people are better or worse than each other. or people who agree with ayn rand
>>25327990
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read. He claims that the very things our existence depends upon are 'irrelevant' with just a simple hand wave. Guess why all civilizations have placed emphasis on production and cultivation - because these are the things which we value as people. We value them because without them we die. Make sense? Currency is no more than the ability to buy the essentials for human life - water, food, shelter.
>People who use colloquialisms
>people with southern accents
>old farts
>veterans who talk about the military all the time
>people who genuinely find puns funny
>young people who patronize old people by expecting them not to know how to use google and trying to help them
>nationalists
>anybody who likes Putin
>>25328046
He's a self hating white cuck piece of shit and his daughter's should be killed because his genes need to be whiped out.
His seed will end with him.
>tfw nut allergy
>tfw old enough so most teachers thought i was being a smart ass when i told them
>tfw kids in the cafeteria trying to feed my pb&j sandwhiches
Now i see justice being served and I couldnt be happier. Oppression at the hands of every nutlord that bullyed me beong swiftly doled out for future generations
>>25327715
>it's illegal to hunt fatties for sport & render them down for biodiesel
>>25327354
people who feel like they need to assert their intellectual dominance over you, especially when they're actually really stupid
>>25328068
The Cathcuck defence force is out tonight.
>>25327354
Get off 4chan, Louis. It's not a cuck board anymore.
Fat people (particularly women) with unwashed, sweaty, smelly flaps
>>25327887
good thing he isn't in /int/
Where everyone attempts bantz and think they're funny
>>25328098
Sjw cuck detected
Fuck off back to reddit
>>25327354
people who act like their in some movie about the inspiring life story of a genius
>anyone with a ghetto world star hip hop personality
>people who drive around with a very loud bass that shakes my god damn house
>people who yell at store employees
>teenage girls
>socialists/communists/anarchists
>>25327966
>>25327996
The theory that 300 years of history were fabricated has widely been disproven, and only serve to be an interesting wikipedia article that you obviously failed to read completely through.
>>25328098
southern accents are awesome though
>>25328179
Are you an old person?
> god damn those reds
> get off my lawn
>>25328098
Agreed with people who like Putin and nationalists, basically the same type of person.
I'll extend that to Russians in general, they're slimy fuckers. The biggest phony, materialistic shits on the planet.
Even worse than Niggers, who have the vocal majority that are really bad giving them all a bad name.
>>25328196
>trying to argue with Cathcucks
>>25328196
Umm no anon, that's not what we're referring to. We're taking about the misnomer 'dark ages'. The early and middle medieval period are not periods of exceptional bursts of new tech or ideas but they weren't scratching around in mud like children.
>>25328128
The fuck are you on about faggot?
>>25328302
The peasants were
have you seen monty python?
>>25328331
Speaking of that, watch Terry Jones' medieval lives. It's bretty gud.
>>25328331
> monty python
> Historical accuracy
Why don't you read a published study instead of watching movies
>>25328314
>le dark ages were a myth
>dur church protected the knowledge by keeping it to their oligarchy
>muh thomas aquinas
Aquinas basically had to trick the church into moving forward.
>>25328387
Nobody mentioned the church your autistic faggot.
>numale faggots with beard who drink "fancy" beer
>Bernie sanders supporters who are under 24
>people who own those Che Guevara t shirts
>people who vote for Hillary because she's a woman
>people who support Jeb
>people who get mad if you don't like trump
>people in any "studies" major, particularly women's or gender or fat
>psychology majors
>>25328099
Be careful not to cut yourself with all of that edge, sir
>>25328435
>Not supporting jeb and his guac based platform
Pleb as fuck
> transgender people
> polygamous people
> people in "open relationships"
Degeneracy to the extreme
>>25328426
They kept the knowedge when last I heard, fampai
>>25328331
Peasants in most of the world live like this today. Do we live in the dark ages? Most humans alive today live in dirt and farm with zero machinery. Both today and in the medieval period, there was an upper class of more educated people.
>>25328040
>>>/t/umblr
this comment is original
>>25328435
> not liking based god donald trump
Literally plebeian
>>25328364
Looks cool.
Not about the middle ages, but you should check out the BBC mockumentaries from the '60s The War Game and especially Battle of Culloden. Also Threads from the '80s is worth a look but it bored the hell out of me.
>>25328477
That tends to happen when you're the only one that can read, nobles are busy killing eachother, and farmers and busy knee deep in pig shit.
Internet atheists who always talk about how offended Christians get when you called them "idiots" or "people who worship a dead kike on a stick" yet piss themselves when ever a picture of a fedora is posted.
Nothing against Atheists who are just normal people who don't believe in god(s) or an afterlife. Just a lot of internet atheists are autistic as fuck.
>>25328490
No trust me, I know that. Personally I don't think there is much difference between rich and poor, just that the rich roll around in money instead of dirt. They still act the same, follow only hedonism and non-self-aware nihilism, but they judge each other for their particular vices. This is a world of shit
>>25328537
>Atheists who are just normal people
no normal person labels themselves as an atheist
>>25328537
I agree. As someone with no religious beliefs whatsoever, nothing pisses me off more than annoying, "assertive" smug atheists who want to disprove shit and provoke people. I prefer to sneer behind the backs of idiots, religious and otherwise. Most religious people are fine and it doesn't really affect their lives at all. It's not worth arguing about it with people on any side, no one can change someone else's mind.
>>25328595
What do most normal people "label" themselves as? Just curious.
>>25328619
normal people
>>25328073
They're valuable, yes, but they're not the most important thing in life. Polls on happiness have shown richer countries aren't necessarily happier than poorer countries. A peoples' culture is much more important than their economic system to their wellbeing.
>>25328530
You mean before the protestants started distributing bibles that people read? Hmmm
>>25328068
>>25327996
>>25328196
>>25328285
>>25328302
>>25328331
>>25328331
>All this shit
Alright, add this to the list of shit I hate
>People who fabricate shit then teach it to me
>people who defend the fabricated shit
>people who attack the fabricated shit
Can't i just have a solid answer? I'm the one who posted >>25327680, and this shit ain't doing my general knowledge any favors.
>>25328639
You mean before or after dying of dysentery?
>>25328619
normal people don't give a fuck about that kind of shit, that Walmarts to shop, and sugar to consume
>>25328664
Stop it with the stupid strawmen. It's possible to value things besides the economy without destroying the economy.
>>25328619
Normal people don't feel the need to label themselves and be part of a gang.
They just bee themselves
>>25328707
I'm just saying that the biggest key to happiness is finishing what you start and getting to your goals. Poor people set the bar low with their goals, like not dying today because their road infrastructure is terrible and half the people ride scooters.
>>25328643
>16th century
>Dark ages
Yeah about that
>>25328741
>I'm just saying that the biggest key to happiness is finishing what you start and getting to your goals.
A healthy culture is necessary for people to complete their goals. Not jst a healthy economy. This is the problem with materialists, you think the only thing necessary for human happiness is making enough money.
>people who claim theyre just a big kid but have had sex and done drugs
>people who hate catcher in the Rye
>people who dont tip
>people who leave their shoes on inside
>people who eat out of the kitchen
>people who slam their phones
>>25328643
Most people couldn't read then and anyone that could also knew Latin. Newton published his works in Latin so the whole world could read them you fucking retard.
>>25328767
I'm talking about people becoming literate, muchacho
>>25328639
And all those same polls show that happiness increases directly with income up until the poverty line. Food shelter and other necessities are only available today because of our technology and global economy. Today less than 5% of humans in industrialized nations are farmers. Throughout prior human history it has always been 80% or more. This is a luxury provided by mechanization, but it allows us to feed the world. We couldn't have 7 billion humans if it weren't for crop rotation, refrigeration, pesticides, and genetic engineering. Just a fact. Look at human population over time, notice the rise only began in 1850 or so.
>>25328504
I never said I disliked trump, I said I didn't like people who liked him. Thank you for providing evidence for my point fampai
>robots
>sovereign citizens
>atheist
>democracy loving people
>anyone on tumblr
>liberals
>people who hate animals
>retards who have children and continue the cycle of raising retards
>anyone from /soc/ or /b/
>thugs
>yuppies
>narcissists
>people who only discuss traveling
>trannies
>any woman who shows cleavage
>people who worship psychedelics and pretend they are smarter than someone who hasn't tried drugs
>anyone who loves opiates
>anyone who types with smilies besides ;_; and :3c
>anyone who says ironic or meme
>anyone who uses niggerspeech
>anyone who uses dating sites, kik, tinder, skype, instagram, twitter, facebook, etc.
>anyone under the age of 25 or over the age of 14, besides relatives
>any woman who cosplays or enjoys lolita, or anyone on /cgl/ really
>men who can't watch moeshit and only enjoy shonen
>people who tell me to read or watch naruto, then recommend studying to skip filler as if that will make it goodI am a girl btw.
>>25328956
so you hate yourself
>>25328956
>> people who worship psychedelics And pretend they are smarter than anyone who hasn't tried drugs
100% agree. This is the worst type of degeneracy. Fucking potheads think that weed expands your mind and think they are just the chillest dudes to be around, when in fact they are just about the most useless,pretentious, arrogant, paranoid and elitist fucks out there
Psychedelics make men into bums and women into whores
>>25329038
Of course I do. I'm hating myself as I type this post.
>>25328956
This is the worst bait I've seen today. If you had used a Steven university pic I would have believed it though
>>25327354
People with peanut allergies need to be gassed. And raped before that. And then raped to death.
>>25328956
>anybody who types smilies
>except for the most obnoxious ones
>>25329081
Why would you consider them obnoxious? ;_;
No bully please.
>>25329077
this this this
fucks me off so much
>>25329138
Right? If I can handle sticking 10+ tampons in my vagina per month, I think they can handle one epipen that they'll need maybe once or twice in their life.
>>25329190
Nut allergics need to die, though
>>25328956
High sis
>>25327354
So funny was watching a show that had mention of this tonight. Lol UNCANNY XDDDD
I just hate all tripfags and wish they would kill themselves or forced anon was enforced.
>>25329372
> wanting to be like /b/
Then go there nigga
>dawkins
>trump
>anyone who shouts, really
>people who talk in the library
>neglectful mothers who allow their children to run around screaming and grabbing things in public places
>women who don't have jobs or who plan on leeching off of their spouses forever
>old guys who hit on every female they see
>cosplayers
>renfaire fucks
>everyone with a fetlife account
>lolicons
>shotacons
>special snowflake sjws
>redditors
>MRAs
>feminists
>zimbabwe's dictator
>morbidly obese women who insist on HAES bullshit
>fat parents who feed their children unhealthy garbage/starve their kids
>animal abusers
>the entire Green Party
>vegans
>most men
>most women
>most trans people
>the entire state of louisiana
I could go on
>>25329697
> not liking southerners
Hello reddit
>>25329862
>disliking dawkins
>>25329862
Fuck you, I said Louisiana and I meant it
>gluten free people
Fuck these god damn shits. Celiac disease is a fucking genetic condition, stop having children and the disease will stop. fuck
>>25327655
I knew this guy who was allergic to fucking grass, so they let him out of PE. He's probably in a math class at college somewhere, cause he was always smart when I knew him. But I haven't seen him since I left Jr. High school, so I don't know.
>>25327715
Tell that to /fit you fucking ham.
>>25327354
Edgelords who think having emotions is weakness.
Not trying to be a bitch here, emotions are part of being a human and its retarded to think someone is inferior for having them.
I also hate people with no control over their emotions who think that because they feel something, it's automatically above reproach and everyone should bend over backwards to accommodate their feelings. That's also retarded.
>>25327832
Canadanon here. It pisses me off when people hate on our neighbor to the south.
> white supremacist imperialist capitalism!
Americas got its flaws, and maybe there's some stuff that's gotta be fixed, but it's a damn sight better than any of our alternatives for global policing.
America is pretty much responsible for keeping the modern world together. If it disappeared, the sjws and redditors who wanted it gone would get fucking massacred.
>people who drink craft cocktails, they are always ALWAYS pretentious little shits
>people who drink microbrew
>vegans
>people who do yoga (always either dumb suburban mothers/scummy loser hippie girls and guys
>star wars fanatics
>people who vape and are giant fags about it
>>25330380
>If it disappeared, the sjws and redditors who wanted it gone would get fucking massacred.
You aren't helping your case
t. American
I don't really hate anybody, but certain trigger sounds, like whistling and tapping, put me in a temporary murderous rage because sperg.
Self-hating white cucks, especially self-hating white male cucks
> y-yeah! Men are so shit! M-maybe someone will sleep with me now!
> y-yeah! White people are so shit! M-maybe someone will sleep with me now!
Just look up J.J. Abrams' explanation for including a black character in Star Wars
> so fucking white
> better cast a black dude to be a comic relief
Racism solved!
I also hate people who think diversity for diversity's sake solves racism at all.
> if we just drop a bunch of minorities into jobs that happen to be mostly staffed with white people, regardless of qualifications, that will make minorities more respected in business r-right?
Fuck you. Figure out the root causes of minorities not being in business. It ain't
> white male patriarchy!
>>25330482
What do you mean? The only reason those people are able to voice their opinions at all is because America is letting them. If America just left, whoever filled the power vacuum would almost certainly not tolerate loud mouthed anti-establishment ideas.
>>25330421
>craft cocktails
Holy fuck, this. I worked at this shit ass hipster bar that sold that overpriced garbage, and it was only the biggest fedoras who ordered them. One of the drinks was a duck fat cocktail. Are you fucking kidding? drink a god damn screwdriver and fuck off.
>>25330554
Exactly
The only reason leftism SJW nonsense can prevail is because of cancerous tolerance.
>>25327354
this shit here
>that kid in school who was LITERALLY allergic to every fucking thing under the sun
we all had one, anyone got any stories?
ITT we talk about how little we know about what allergies are, what they do, and why we have them.
>>25327919
agree so much, idiots who try to ban guns are infuriating
>muh gun free zones
>muh children at school
I'm not saying black helicopters in your backyard, but as George Mason, coauthor of the 2nd amendment said, "To disarm the people. That it was the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
>>25327966
I want to believe, Mulder! Explain.
>Anybody with any right wing views
>Trotskyists
>Stalinists
>Marxists in general
>Liberals
>Statists
>Gun grabbers
>Opportunists
>"Libertarian" meme capitalists
>/pol/ users who tell you to go back to reddit and then complain about anime
>People who like Hawaiian pizza
>People who like pineapple
>People who sing songs like national anthems and christmas carols really obnoxiously and over the top
>Vegans
>Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins and other ones
>People who are in the police force
>Everybody who goes on reddit
>Everybody who post comments on porn sites, 4chan porn boards especially
>Everybody who goes on tumblr
>The bourgeoisie
>>25331014
Sam Harris rules. You stink.
>>25331053
You can't blame me, free will doesn't exist :^)
>>25331073
But I'll indulge the inherent absurdity of living a life thinking everyone has free choice despite the contrary :^)
>>25330421
what if i order a normal cocktail but with premium spirits? I think it's fair to want the best whiskey in my drink
>>25331014
THIS
pineapple should be banned from the planet and all future civilizations, it's absolutely abhorrent
>>25328098
>southern accents
Let me tell you about the Baltimore accent.
>combination of i think african american and southern white, but not really either
>often just sounds like someone cant decide about which stereotype they want to fit in more with so they talk like a drunkard
>fuck vowels, you get e, i, and oo
>it can get as bad as omitting large portions of words so that "The Baltimore Orioles" sounds like "baamurols"
Its hardly english after a certain point
>>25331014
>right wing
>liberals
so everyone?
>>25331385
there's more to politics than the two party system mane
>>25327354
I have never met a person whom I liked, not even myself.
>art majors
>STEM majors
>parents who gush about their children at any given opportunity
>vegans
>atheists
>PUAs
>teenagers
>furries
>foodies
>cosplayers
>weeaboos
>people who eat gluten free who don't have coeliac disease
>backpackers
>people who are into ASMR
>people who
>druggies
>people who complain about their lives but don't do anything about it
>people who are obsessed with a culture that isn't their own
>women who wear activewear everywhere
>people who stand on the wrong side of escalators
>mothers who bring their prams to crowded areas
>babies
>people with doctorates who insist on being addressed as 'doctor'
>people who are poor but have the latest technology
>picky eaters
>people who wear their shoes inside
>people who invite themselves over
>braggers
>tumblrinas
>people who romanticise mental illnesses
>women with no ambition to do anything but pop out babies and stay at home doing nothing
>hipsters
>people who just can't let shit go
>>25331014
>hates anybody with right-wing views
>has right-wing views
self-loathing cunt. then again, we are on r9k
>>25327545
Pre FX sitcom Louie is god tier.
>mfw those o&a shows where him and the gang make fun of retards
>>25328098
>hating on puns
Well that'sI hope you fucking die.
Passive aggressive men, why are there so fucking many of them? It feels like no one wants to fight but can't keep their mouth shut eithet
>people who use "thing" or "thingy" when specifically describing something
You make me want to criticize so hard...
>emotional people who can't fucking act when a problem hits them
>people who believe pushing a problem away isn't going to make it rubberband right back into their face
>people who prioritize morals whenever actual logic is needed
>cognitive dissonance
>people who cry over a pet like it's a human relative or child
>>25329697
>>the entire state of louisiana
Why?
>>25327354
Yes.
Everyone.
>people who cant take criticism
just kill yourselves you self absorbed fucks
>>25327354
>people who haven't mentally aged past 14 or 15
