>get jury duty summon
>check box that says i'm "not of sound mind or good moral character"
what /mischief/ have you caused recently?
>>24818069
Mischief would be if you actually were of sound mind and good moral character
>have mexican neighbors
>start building wall at fence
>>24818102
Or if he purposely failed to check that box.
>go to movies
>sneak in bag of chips in my backpack
>bag is too crinkly and loud to hide from usher
>eat it in the bathroom during the previews
>professor evaluations go out
>leave evaluation for creative writing professor saying she taught me nothing
>she actually changed my life and gave me faith in being a writer someday
>check " I would not reccomend this course to my friends" so fewer people can have her
>sell copy of Ocarina of Time
>first save slot named "Santa"
>second named "is not"
>third slot named "real"
Merry Christmas normie parents buying thee kids overrated "classics"
>>24818282
>ushers
What kind of kektastic movie theater do you go to
>drive to archery range
>ask to see manager
>wait 15 minutes in lobby
>tell manager I'm interested in archery lessons
>he gives me a schedule of lessons
>jokes on him, not interested in archery at all
>>24818069
Last week I went through my room mates drawers and put pin holes through every condom in a box of 20.
>>24818282
>go to movies
>big line outside of theatre
>doors open
>immediately cut to the front and walk in
>guy gets mad that I cut, wants to fight me
>tell him lines are a social construct, nobody told him to wait in line
>proceed to get top tier seats
>friends ask me what I want for my birthday
>tell them I don't want anything
>jokes on them, I wanted a new ps4 controller
I'll get to sigh passive aggressively when I play with my broken controller for months now!
>brother working on RPG maker game
>sneak into his room
>open up his files
>delete a single cutscene trigger event 2/3 through the game
>he likely won't find it during testing
>mfw he will release an unbeatable game
>>24818564
BARBARIC!!!
>order large amounts of take out from Chinese restaraunts
>never pick it up or pay for it
>>24818069
>be american
>make fun of yuropoors on the internet for not being able to afford food and play poverty ball
>live in destitute poverty myself
>High school, 10th grade
>All teachers are required to use online grade book for students to look up grades
>On day the class is goofing around.
>See teacher has PC screen projected on board.
>Types her password in the username box everyone can see.
>I look around and no one is playing attention, I'm the only one who saw it.
>Later that night log in and change grades around
>Gave EVERYONE random amounts, ranging from 1-15 points extra or taken away from final grade by changing the grades they got on tests and shit.
>Get to my name
>Add an just an extra 3% to my grade, so to not be suspicious.
>They didn't have a back up
>Too much work to recollect all the students work to enter grades.
>They ended up passing everyone in those English classes.
>>24818564
EVIL
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>>24818658
What happens with that food?
Do they throw it away?
Sent it home with workers?
Keep it until someone orders those foods?
I wrote a ton of bible verses in the section where it says "reasons not to perform jury duty" and they just threw that shit out the second I got there
