>wake up because I hear my mother crying in the next room
>decide to browse /r9k/ on my phone
>a fucking spider drops on my head
Hold me!
What happened to the Spider?
>>27637973
Why is your mom crying?
O comment
" its like a cruel bitch mother. first she seduces you with "love" and chocolates, then she kicks you to the curb"
he was talking about life i assume. can you name the stupid fukin movie?
>>27638031
I got spooked and jumped out of bed. The spider crawled under my bed and now I'm scared of going back to sleep.
>>27637973
*Holds (You) close*
>>27638066
Because my dad recently left her for another woman and she's stuck with her 20 year old autismo neet of a son.
>>27637973
>a fucking spider drops on my head
Holy shit, sorry to hear about your house fire
>>27638077
Anon, there is only one option left to you. You must crawl under the bed and challenge the Spider. Fight the Spider or forever be a cuck, your choice.