Old shitty parents

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Old shitty parents
>Hoarding trash
>Buckets of grey water
>Stacked unwashed dishes and unclean kitchen
>Every fork/ spoon/ cup/ knife is fucking different and not from a set
>Pretty sure we eat out of old decorative bowls that have been chipped away at slowly over time
>Believes conspiracy theories
>Computer illiterate
>Religious but in a very particular shade of autism (self serving, hypocritical, and keeping ALL of the hate related stuff)

And on your end:
>Videogames
>Computer
>No friends
>No sports besides maybe running
>None of your clothes properly fit you
>Most of your clothes are either stained, torn, ragged, or just plain old

Extra hell:
>Own pets, hair everywhere, hardly can breath
>Parents are obese
>Parents have shrilly voice

This is the formula to autism.