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Midweek hangover edition
I remember feelings of happiness.
>>27668814
I don't. I remember that I was happy once, but I can't remember how it felt
Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
Lifes been on hard mode this week
Got sacked for drinking at work, had to move back in with my mum in her shitty 1 bedroom flat, ive got the sofabed. Constantly nagging me to go find another job even though i just want to lay in bed and feel like shit
>>27670046
Why were you drinking at work anon? That doesn't seem like a very sensible thing to do.
>wake up britfeel
>>27670975
It truly is the end of days
Come and join Discord and Chill lads, need more fellow brits desu senpai
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
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>>27670784
I thought i could get away with it. I had 4 Tyskies in my bag and went out the back to finish them. Manager came looking for me and sacked me on the spot. 4th time i was caught drinking on the job so not too shocked really
Every day I have full on conversations with myself more and more.
Post the missus, lads.
>>27671307
looks autistic, i'll pass
>>27671307
Her bra seems a little too large.
>>27671475
Yeah, it's some attention whore called tori, you can find her in the userlist for our server and pm her
Both thirst and bitter robot vitriol are encouraged, just really fill her PMbox with shit
>>27671318
what job was it
32923
>>27671425
>he hasn't even crafted multiple separate personalities in his mind to be his imaginary friends yet
Normies out
>>27670046
go to the doctor
say you have alcoholism
go to jobcenter
collect sickbux
profit
>>27671475
it's because shes laying down
>>27671488
I have no interest in anything you just said.
I hope she finds an appropriate bra size regardless.
>>27671425
>tfw pausing review shows and pretending I'm part of the conversation
I wonder if it's more or less healthy than not doing it?
>>27671425
same here, lol. I end up talking to myself for hours about any old bollocks
>You're the meaning in my life
>You're the inspiration
>You bring feeling to my life
>You're the inspiration
>Want to have you near me
>I want to have you hear me saying
>"No one needs you more than I need you"
>>27671526
They'll make him take those pills which make you vomit if you drink any alcohol
Don't fancy spending my mornings puking up blood
>>27671776
well that's the idea you spanner, to make your not drink
>>27671793
I thought the point was to get bennies for being an alcoholic. Can't be an alchie if you can't drink
>>27671817
>Can't be an alchie if you can't drink
yes you can
addiction isn't something that just goes away, you're an alcoholic until the day you die - but its your responsibility to make sure you don't get back on the wagon
>>27671776
i didnt even know pills like that existed!
>>27671817
Yeah, just because you dont drink dosnt mean you can't be part of 'the scene' - its much more inclusive these days.
Some other alchies are currently in training for a 10K fun run.
>>27671776
Can't he just not take the pills?
>be a massive sperg in every aspect of life
>don't like going outside or talking to anyone
>finally decide to go to my gp
>get told I'll be referred to the psychologist/psychiatrist
>I should get a phonecall on a Thursday
>wait by the phone for 4 weeks
>get a letter asking to make a follow up
>"turns out the NHS doesn't do any diagnosis services for adults, you'd have to do it privately"
>"the guy says to see a student counsellor for anxiety because he doesn't have the time"
what the fuck lads, half the problem is that I haven't went to the fucking campus since December
>>27672051
>I haven't went
yeah it shows
>>27672133
Don't be a knob
>>27671307
discord got proven to be datamining spyware on /g/ months ago, use IRC or mumble
>>27671425
Might try and create a tulpa of the waifu soon
>>27672308
lol mate what happened to falling in love and bfing junlad?
>>27672391
Most likely not true gay. Waifus bit of a giveaway. Bit weird for someone into men to fall for women, even 2D versions.
not to brag or anything but i'm currently streaming vidya to 6 (six) people
partnership when
>>27672586
I streamed FF8 years ago. Had a comfy stream with like 20 people in it throughout the whole thing. Haven't streamed since.
australian here
christ you're all pathetic. i bet you're all bitter, embroiled virgins
>>27672609
cute, should stream for the lads and play a comfy vidya
>>27671425
Don't you have a sister anon?
>>27672615
Fuck off
Original comment, the prick needs to be told mr tobot
>>27672615
>Hey guys on a board known for socially awkward, unattractive virgins. I bet you're all virgins aren't you!
Jessica Fletcher-tier powers of observation there
>>27672629
I was thinking of setting up a stream for diologue/voice acted/cinematic shit to kill my loneliness and give something robots to listen to as background noise and interact with chat every so often
>>27672678
would like that desu, what stuff would you stream?
>>27672689
Bioware shit seems like a good shout for relaxed streams. It's full of dialogue and voice acting so viewers don't have to read or pay attention constantly, comfy music and doesn't have super flashy gameplay.
Deus Ex series and Shenmue (emulation issues with this one though) would be good shouts as well
>>27672642
An older sister who is lazy and never helps out around the house.
>>27672773
t. ui
>>27671425
afternoon sexy lads.
>>27672391
>>27672522
Azulad is only really sexually attracted to jars of green pesto, i don't think someone like me could compete.
why do the hampshire lad not post in /brit/ anymore?
>>27672846
/brit/ is shit
>>27672853
agree but this board is too slow
>>27672853
>being hated by the normies of /brit/
What did you do lads?
>>27672853
i miss animeposting in /brit/ desu
>hate people generally, secretly despise normies
>lose something in our campus
>normie from campus gives me advice, tries to find where my lost shit is, genuinely wants to help me
>freak out, dont what to say, talk like an autist
Goddamn, does anyone have this feel?
>>27672955
sounds like the beginning of an anime
How much money do you have lads?
I currently have 870 bongs in my bank
>>27672983
It's so fucking weird. He has never done this before, I think. What the fuck. It's so out of the blue.
>>27672955
Just say thanks and offer to buy them a pint sometime for helping you.
>>27673029
19 pounds, but should be getting money tonight
>>27673029
almost minus 2K.
>student overdraft wew
>>27673039
Ok, I'll do that.
But he told me "just wanna help". I have NEVER seen a normie in my campus say that to me. They've told me that many times, but usually jokingly or something school related.
It's so fucking weird. We're friends but not super close.
Anyone have experience with clocking in systems?
Say I clock out 30 minutes to an hour later than my shift ends due to finishing up, will I get paid for that? I had better.
>>27673072
>We're friends
>you calling other people normies
>has friends
>leaves house regularly
>in education
wew lad
>>27673029
About 7/8 grand
All from neetbux
>>27673106
Call me a cyborg.
I speak like others, but think differently.
I fucking hate their mainstream as fuck ideals, but I pretend to follow them. Doublethink.
>>27673181
>I'm not like the other goys
>>27673181
this is how all normies think
you're not following the trends ironically, you're following the trends
>>27671489
Was an IT tech job, small company.
I liked it but fucked it up with drinking. Wasn't bad at it either
>>27673223
>>27673242
C'mon, I'm a manlet. Cut me some slack.
I don't even know how to properly talk to my oneitis. I spill spaghettis on girls I like.
>>27673088
>tfw my company doesn't have a clocking-in system and I've been leaving half an hour early for almost two
>>27673088
>will I get paid for that?
no
>>27673276
*years
mootblox
>>27673297
It would be illegal to not pay me, as my wage would drop below minimum.
>>27673088
Not unless its in your contract or preagreed with your boss, why not just start finishing up earlier
>>27673029
Just shy of 4k, attempting to save for a half decent car
>>27673308
you're contracted to do x amount of hours, and that's what you're paid for
not the company's fault if you take longer than you should to do the job
can somebody please tell me what these edition threads like here are about?
>>27673308
Unless you were specifically told to stay longer you won't get paid
>>27673352
It's just some dumb meme carried over from anime generals, serves almost no purpose
>>27673326
>>27673317
It's shift work at a supermarket, there's no end goal. I could just do the contract hours but it would probably be a real inconvenience to the others, especially if I was halfway through taking stuff out a fridge when it strikes the hour and I up and leave.
Then again I'm not working for free, I will have to ring up the finance department to get it sorted out if my paycheck is light and if they don't sort it out I'll take them to an employment tribunal. I haven't signed a formal contract so any verbal contract they may claim I've made is bollocks.
>>27673088
yeah usually it's done to the lowest 15 minutes
you'll get overtime pay (usually time and a third) for the time over your contracted hours
>>27673410
You could just say to a coworker that your shift is over and ask if the can pick up from where you left off
How do you lads get neetbux? I need some for science
>>27673088
Guess it depends where you work. Work at Sainsbury's and the system there does what you describe. Also docks pay if you are late/leave early.
>>27673489
Neetbux is the dole mate
>>27673489
get diagnosed with autism, I'm getting 400p/m PIP and 127p/w from ESA
>>27673515
Fuck me lad how did you manage 400 quid? And was the meeting with the health care professional tough? I know DWP are cunts but 400 quid sounds bloody good
Thanks famesu
>>27673515
are you actually autistic or did you just meme your way to those neetbucks?
>>27673714
I'm actually autistic
>Good morning
>The crown has one year within which to take the case back to court for trial from the date of your first appearance. Other than the statements that have already been discussed with you, there has been no more evidence been made available to us as yet. If it is not your intention to enter a plea of guilty by way of Section 76 letter, then as and when an indictment is served upon you, this document will include two dates - a first diet and a trial diet - approximately two weeks apart and you will require to be present in court on each occasion to answer the indictment. Failure on your part to attend court will result in a warrant being issued for your arrest and a further charge or failing to attend court will be added to the charges. The crown must also be made aware of any change to your bail address therefore you must keep us advised of any changes to your address from the date of your initial appearance in court as the indictment will be served on you at the bail address listed in court papers and the onus is on the accused to keep the crown advised of any changes. If the crown is not made aware and they send the indictment to the address they hold for you, and you are no longer resident there, then nobody would be aware of the court dates and there is every likelihood of you failing to appear at court. This is not something that you would wish to happen.
>The long and short, you should have an indictment served on you any time between now and the end of August.
>Finally, Mr Anon is no longer a member of staff with this firm and as the legal aid certificate is currently in his name, we should be grateful if you could sign, scan and return the enclosed document to us to enable transfer of legal to be made to our Mr Anon2.
>Regards
tl:dr Poelaboos trial will be this September at the very latest
tl:dr #2 The old guy who represented Poleaboo at the bail hearing, who seemed smart, classy and kind is no longer with the company
>>27673774
What exactly are they charging you with lad? what is the most likely outcome?
>>27673799
Second charge of stalking against the same girls and not long after the first charge
Crown court
Guilty, no idea about the sentence
Reminder that Poleaboo is a fictional character
GO FUCK YOURSELF BRITFAG
ITS TIME TO STOP SPAMMING
EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU COME HERE TO SHITPOST
I HOPE MUSLIMS WILL RAPE YOUR ASS
>>27673823
I want pakipoo to be real so he does time and gets anally destroyed every night by many men the worthless shitskin
>>27673844
>ASS
foy
oc
Sam are you okay?
Mummy said she would make me something nice (cake/dessert wise) for my birthday, my birthday was a week ago and i have nothing.
>>27674189
My name is Sam and i am ok.
Fucking women lads. Got a story for you.
Went to CEX before work earlier to trade in the division and pick up witcher 3 and until dawn. when i went in it was fine outside, just a bit cloudy, but when I left about 6 minutes later it was torrential downpour of biblical proportions. I was like, bollocks to walking up the high street in this, im not wearing a coat and decided to pop into primark to grab a cheap umbrella.
grabbed me brolly and went to the counter and the girl there was pretty cute, i made a concious choice over the weekend to try and talk to people and not go through life with my head down and in my own world so i said good morning with a smile expecting to get a hello back.
Nothing.
Miserable bitch just grunted at me and asked me if that was all. didn't even make eye contact with me after she looked at me for a split second. Even heard her sighing when her co worker asked her a question. like she was pissed off with everything.
I thought "fuck this then" and decided to grab it and fuck off.
When i pulled my wallet out to pay, she suddenly changed her tune, (me and two mates are going on holiday later this year and they gave me the last of their money to pay it off and i had about 700 quid in my wallet for the last payment which i was going to make on my walk to work)
She notices my wallet is fucking full of 20's and suddenly is all like -
>so how is your day?
>where do you work?
>are you on the way to work now?
>are you doing anything nice with your evening?
>doing anything over the weekend?
Money grabbing bitch. This is the only female attention I have had in months and it was completely false.
I swear to god. Women are a lost cause for me. Going to save up my money and spunk and just fuck my way through the hotel drunk chicks. Failing that, I'll stick to prostitutes.
>>27674263
me mum made me a cake on mine last week
it was yummy
>>27674189
>using anonymous robot threads to talk to people you know the name of
go message him/her elsewhere. If you can't do that, maybe they think you're a cunt.
>>27674436
on the plus side the witcher 3 is a good game
How the FUCK do people end up with comfy 9-5 office jobs? I just wanna stop my shitty evening and weekend bar job and sit on a desk all day.
>>27674461
i'm sorry sam for whatever i did
>>27674591
Good point famalam. My mate has been bugging me to get it for fucking ages. Was hesitant because the last game he told me was a must have and that I would love it was alien isolation and i fucking hated that buggy piece of shit.
Loved Witcher 2 though and heard lots of good things about 3
>>27674599
sitting at desk all day is awful for you health and soul destroying. It is so mind numbingly boring
9-5 is pipedream, it will be 9-5:30 with an hour of expected unpaid overtime too
>>27674436
>Went to CEX
Oh aye? Facing the underclasses for a bit of cheap entertainment?
>before work
Wouldn't be able to handle the stress of going to CEX knowing I had work after.
>to trade in the Division
Haha, yeah I've heard it's short lived.
>pick up the witcher 3
Great game, I'm sure you'll love it if you enjoyed the first two.
>it was fine outside, just a bit cloudy
Standard weather round these parts innit.
>when I left about 6 minutes it was a torrential downpour
Yup, good old British weather. Changes quick as a flash, we had hail for about 30s the other day.
>bollocks walking up the high street in this
Yeah especially if you're in your work clothes
>not wearing a coat
no point mate, it's too hot at the moment
>decided to pop into primark to grab a cheap umbrella
Always keep one handy in your bag if you have one, the walk to Primark could have been very long!
>girl there was pretty cute
Good way to get your blood flowing in the mornnig eh?
>concious choice over the weekend to try and talk to people
Positive thinking mate, that's the way.
>I said good morning with a smile
Like a true gent.
>Nothing. Miserable bitch just grunted at me
Ah that's a shame. Maybe she'd had a rough morning?
>didn't even make eye contact
Aspergers maybe?
>sighing when her co worker asked her a question
Just one of those days, maybe trouble with the bf.
>decided to grab it and fuck off
No point in hanging around.
>When i pulled my wallet out to pay, she suddenly changed her tune
full of johnnies?
>700 quid in my wallet for the last payment
Ah I see, though I'd warn against carrying that kind of money on you.
>Money grabbing bitch
Agreed. Sounds like a gold digger to me mate.
>only female attention I have had in months
That sucks, maybe try online dating or tinder?
>Women are a lost cause for me
Hey it's not that bad, even with a wallet full of 20s I'd struggle to get a woman to acknowledge me
>I'll stick to prostitutes
Nah drunk chicks are cheaper and less diseased.
>>27674636
>sitting at desk all day is awful for you health and soul destroying
As opposed to sleeping in until 3 and getting shouted at by drunk chads at night? How is this beneficial to me?
>>27674709
Why not work in a less shit bar.
And to get one just apply online its how you get and lie a lot about caring about things.
Most people get jobs through contacts and family but you probably don't have that.
You may want to consider volunteering in an office capacity but these can be as hard if not harder than getting a low tier job. You can volunteer for the citizens advice bureau they might even teach you shit about accounts or doing filing and then after a month or two you can get a real job doing it .
just had a wicked (read: "sick bled") job interview, office admin, haha business!
5000 word guy from last night reporting in.
Got the essays done lads.
Handed in just before the deadline.
I keep telling myself "do it earlier to avoid this shit" but everytime I leave it to the last minute.
>>27674831
well done on doing it lad, but i cant imagine its good for you to have to keep doing them like this desu.
>>27674649
Thanks based anon. Your blow by blow made me chuckle gently.
>Always keep one handy in your bag if you have one, the walk to Primark could have been very long!
Usually do, but left a pear in my bag by accident over the weekend and it went manky so i had to wash it yesterday, still not dry so I had my old bag. forgot to transfer my stuff. but Primarni is only two shops down and under an over hang thing, so i was dry. If it was closer I would have gone to quid shop and saved myself 2 quid.
>That sucks, maybe try online dating or tinder?
Nah, i'm ugly and don't have willpower to force a conversation with someone who is in the middle of a dozen or more and can pick and choose. I'll never win that game.
>Nah drunk chicks are cheaper and less diseased.
Good point on the diseased there, although cheaper is probably debatable. Crazy cheap for insanely hot prostitutes where I'm off senpai.
>>27674898
Are you the one who was going to go to Romania on your own because your friends were flaking out?
>>27674864
You're not wrong anon.
Pacing around my room at 4am saying to myself "what is the point of anything?" isn't the best mindset to have before going into uni.
I have no self control that's my problem. Too many distractions that keep me from doing anything.
>>27674935
Bulgaria. But yeah, they were flaky as shit, but I talked to them about it and they are well up for it. Paid up pretty much as soon as I told them it was booked.
They wanted me to book it and just tell them the details after, didn't want to make decisions and didn't care about anything and just wanted it sorted so they could get away for a while.
>All female societies in fiction
Primitive, warlike Amazonian tribes that fight with spears.
>All male societies in fiction
Advanced, space-travelling civilizations living in peace and harmony.
Is there a reason for this?
>>27675052
Its believable that way.
>12 minutes of work left
>5 minutes until I can leave early without looking like a cheeky fucker
counting seconds now desu lads
>>27674973
you are like me, always procrastinate, but never miss a deadline.
No matter how much work needs to be done, no matter how much time allotted, i always do it.
I take great solace in the fact that I KNOW it will get done.
>>27675052
What's cooler? A bunch of tribal warlords living by the sword in a wild untamed environment, or some sissy nerds inventing new rockets sat at their computer getting fat on space food?
>>27675051
Nice, glad you've got some people to go with. I want to travel but don't know if I could go on my own. Are your mates going to be cool about you banging prossies out there? Like are you sure hey won't spread that shit when you get home?
>>27675164
>"I want to travel but don't know if I could go on my own."
Very familiar with this feeling desu
>>27675155
War and tribalism are for girls.
Friendship and sci-fi technology are for men.
>>27675155
well if you word it in such a bias way then of course you'd pick the tribal fantasy.
Female fantasy only works when they are as ballsy as the men, hence why Xena works as "Conan but with tits"
>>27675218
Sci-fi technology will be the death of mankind. Would rather live in the dark ages than 100 years from now desu.
>>27675164
>>27675201
Of course you can go on your own.
Buff up and don't act like a total chump when traveling, that way you won't be taken advantage of.
For female robots, just be ugly.
What are some productive ways to use self hatred so other people gain? I'm slowly coming to hate myself more and more and it's either turn it into something productive or start doing shit that has a chance to eventually kill me
>>27675201
Me, too.
britfeel holiday when?
>>27675256
That's because women have you brainwashed to believe a life of hard-grafting is better than a life of taking it easy with your robo-friends.
Unfortunately if women aren't extinct within 100 years it probably wouldn't be much better than the dark ages.
>>27675164
Yeah they are very laid back and good all round guys. They will probably have a go too. Was sat in my local the other day talking to one of them about it and he spent about half an hour looking up info and reviews on the pro's out there.
He even has rules about the whole thing,
>>27675201
It's not like i'm scared for safety reasons though. I've no interest in going anywhere other than first world countries. I'm just worried that people would judge me for not having friends to travel with.
>>27675258
Write a short story from an outsiders perspective looking in at yourself. If you know why you hate yourself, give the title character traits which are polar opposite to yours.
>>27675257
I'm pretty hench already desu. The reason I don't want to go alone I outlined here>>27675302
just ate a kfc family bucket to myself
>>27675495
how much do you weigh
your poo is going to hurt a lot later on
>cleaner at my work is rude to me
>doesn't wear gloves
>piss in the toilet brush holder so if he tries to clean the toilet he will get piss on his hands
>leave wet balls of tissue behind the bins so has to pick it up and can't be sure if it's piss or not
>futile attempts to put the bin flat against the wall to eliminate space for the wet balls of tissue are met with double balls of wet tissue
>hand him a half empty can of coke and ask him to put it in the bin just now
>watch as he has to go and empty it while I go back to my desk and play on my phone
Fuck you cleaners. You are the homeless people of the workplace.
>>27675506
80 kgs lad not a fatty
>>27675532
i could never eat one of them
i'm 10 stone
>>27675519
I used to have to stay late at my job and the fucking cleaner lady would try to make conversation with me all the time.
It was so awkward I had to pretend to be buy to get her to leave me alone.
So the one day I actually had something planned in my 2 weeks off college and I wake up too ill to do anything. Just kill me lads
>>27675537
I can virtually eat what i want because i lift
>>27675559
>to be buy
wdhmbt
>>27675559
Friendly ones are alright I suppose but the entitled ones can go fuck themselves. I won't shame myself talking to them or being directly nasty to them because my covert actions will remind them that they dun goofed at life. You dun goofed, old man. You fucking dun goofed.
>>27675651
*busy
>>27675652
She was some working class normie and it made me uncomfortable I had no idea what to say.
>>27675673
That's awkward man. Youre always aware of how shit their lives are and how stupid they must be, fuck that
the only gaming chair i like the look off with a thick base is 319 quid
cant be spending that on a chair though
been looking at them for weeks now cos my current one's giving me back pains
>inb4 get a normal office chair
no
Considering going to the cinema myself tomorrow
Anyone else go to the cinema on their own? Will people think i'm a weirdo?
>>27675764
Those console gaming chairs make me aroused and I have no idea why
>>27675803
want to sit on my lap on one when i get one : 3
>>27675765
I prefer going alone. If you go with others they'll chew your ear off for the entire movie.
>>27675765
I go by myself most of the time, I think I prefer it desu. No one has ever took the piss or given me odd looks. Just choose a time when it's quieter. The cinema's website should show what seats have been taken for each showing, anything up to 1/3 full should be fine.
>>27675765
The last time I saw someone at the cinema on their own i wanted to be their friend.
>>27675816
are you a poofter?
>>27675765
best thing to do is get tickets from the machine, that way the only person you have to interact with is the bloke that rips your ticket
all us wagecucks are mindless drones, they literally won't even register you're on your own
>>27675960
maybe
i'm not sure desu
>>27675519
no wonder he's fucking rude to you mate
>>27675816
Yes please senpai
>tfw sperg friend from year 8 became a chad
Feel awful desu. Made me realise how everyone else has changed and makes me realise how pathetic my life is in comparison~
>>27676031
was hoping you were dead
>>27676006
how much do you weigh?
i'm 6 ft but don't weigh a lot :c
not sure if could take you
>>27675519
jesus christ this post is going on reddit I can just tell
>>27676072
I'm 5'6 and about 9 and a half stone.
>>27676153
hmm i think i could take you then x
>>27675519
>>27676128
Well I hope they put me in the screen cap so I can say-
>Reddit is a fucking circle jerk shithole
>>27674263
I'll bake you a nice cake pal
>>27676188
You could probably throw my about if you're 6ft senpai.
>>27676220
i'm pretty thin/weedy m8
not so sure
>call from a job I applied to months ago
>about working with kids
>woman basically interviews me over the phone
>all the while I'm watching remy lacroix in an oily anal scene
Good thing I use closed cans.
any of youll cowards even smoke crack?
What's the best way to approach a girl on Twitter?
>>27676644
@herusername
>>27676644
just wasp urself
no matter how long you wait, the time never changes
>>27676664
Yeah, but I don't want to look like I'm forcing it. Needs to be subtle.
>>27675287
>"robo-friends"
Wish I could live thinking that that was the future, unfortunately I read about AI singularity about a year ago and it's haunted me ever since.
>>27676769
ive seen enough movies to know you can never trust ai
>>27675764
>"gaming chair"
fucking wew. also known as a "lining the pockets of a rich jew chair"
>>27675164
>>27675201
I travel by myself all the time and think nothing of it, airports and train stations in any language all operate pretty much the same, and if you do get lost they are going to be forgiving towards a tourist.
Job interviews on the other hand, scare the shit out of me.
>>27676644
>just finished Physics AS exam
>search my exam on twitter after to see how everybody did
>this girl tweeting about the exam asks "why is the symbol for charge Q?"
>decide to tweet her back "Because Q-Lomb" thinking it was funny as fuck (unit for charge is coulomb)
>she DMs me asking "who the fuck are you"
>by the time I see her message, she blocked me
>tfw
>>27676872
It's not so much whether I would be capable of traveling as what I would do. Would like to see parts of Europe but I would inevitably spill spaghetti everywhere as soon as some French qt tries to interact with me.
>>27676924
If I went traveling on my own I would probably spend all my time in my hotel room and maybe do a few bland generic tourist things and thats it
>>27676894
That's embarrassing lad.
>>27676924
>>27676963
Guess the fundamental reason of traveling for you guys isn't because there are specific things you want to witness.
I don't get that lads, people who go on holiday just to go to some generic hotel with cheap drinks and shitty music, whats the point? There is a whole world of culture and history out there to witness.
>>27676924
Not the guy you are replying to.
I find that I have more confidence when I am abroad.
I have been to the US twice on my own and really stopped caring about what anyone thought of me. I had my accent going for me, which was a bonus, but mostly it was about the fact that none of these people knows me, or will ever see me again at all.
I found myself getting involved in other conversations in bars and making friends.
Even put my willy into a qt half asian chick's vagina.
Massive ego boost anon, just clicking with a foreigner and being able to come across however you like because there will be no come back.
I kind of hope that qt had my one quarter asian baby. I gave her a fake name, so she won't find me, but it is a nice thought that my spawn is out there somewhere and has possibly inherited it's mothers cuteness and not my ugly mug.
>>27676988
I would be too anxious to do anything like that on my own. I know I would just end up playing it real safe and not having an adventure and then I would come back home even more depressed
>>27677019
Its much harder in countries were you can't speak the language and when you aren't some chad
>>27677019
I know this feel.
I went to New Orleans 2 years ago for Wrestlemania 30.
Other than me being in town for the show, nobody knew shit about me. I managed to lose my virginity to some Dutch chick I picked up in a bar after the Hall of Fame. I don't even know how I picked her up. We were just talking wrestling, getting wasted and then I ended up in her hotel room.
Come back to England, and I'm the same autist I've always been.
>>27676894
>just finished Physics AS exam
>play dumb on twitter so that I don't stand out too much
>I tweet "why is the symbol for charge Q?"
>"@slaughterallniggers" has tweeted a cancerous joke at me
>his avi is a naked japanese cartoon
>I don't know him but I can almost smell him through the screen
>tfw
>>27677023
Yeah. I bottled uni and school, so I feel like if I went on holiday I would just sperg out at the last moment and get smashed in my hotel room.
>Friend bailed on me five times in a row
>Called me a "Salty Bitch" when I complained
Why do people do this?
>>27677076
>travelled halfway around the world to watch naked men grapple with one another
>had sex with a woman
>>27677128
Why are you cucking yourself by being friends with this person?
>>27677152
I'm not going to be his friend anymore.
I just have no fucking clue why people behave that way
Any /tard/ stories from Primary school?
>doing PE in the hall, which was also where we have lunch and assembly
>climbing on apparatus, jumping into those rubber mats, etc
>me and my friends are lining up for the apparatus with the highest ladder
>tard is currently climbing but suddenly stops midway
>he hangs on there for awhile as we're all egging him to carry on
>an awful stench envelops us and we back away in disgust
>tard had shit himself
>we run to the teacher and start telling them what happened
>teacher had to get the tard down and take him away
>tard had to go change from his PE kit back into his clothes (it was also mufti day I must add) along with a fresh pair of new pants from the school closet
>about ten minutes later, he came back with the teacher
>it looks like he was going to get picked up by his mum to go home as he went back to get his lunch box which was left in the hall
>one of the other kids sees tard and starts panicking
>my friend ask him whats wrong
>the kid runs up to the teacher and the tard, shaking and confused
>"those are my clothes!!"
>look at tard and notice his clothes were extremely tight
>i start losing my shit and begin laughing so hard
>my friend begins to laugh as well and soon enough the whole class was laughing
>the kid starts to cry
>tard also starts to cry
>teacher doesn't know what to do, takes tard to go change again and the poor kid follows
Looking at car insurance just now lads.
They want to know what type of business i work for.
What the fuck does a safari park count as?
>>27677289
Which safari park?
I'd say it would come under entertainment if there is an option like that.
pickled onion, roast beef, or flamin hot monster munch?
>>27677230
>be in year 6
>new girl joins school
>fat and ugly
>is pretty clear from the outset that she's mentally unhinged
>about 2 days later
>class talking normally
>suddenly hear screech from behind me
>girl is windmilling her arms at fat guy
>teacher rushes over
>girl crawls under desks
>starts rampaging underneath, pushing shit over and generally fucking the classroom up
>this was her signature move whenever anyone pissed her off
>most people are in tears laughing which makes her even angrier
>every time this happens her mum comes to pick her up
>mum is a chain smoker who looks about 80
Now I think of it it was probably autism. One time she saw a wasp on the window and threw a chair straight through the window into the playground.
>>27677317
Flaming Hot > Pickled Ion > Roast Beef
>>27677317
Roast beef > pickled onion > flaming hot desu
>>27677339
this anon knows his shitplease allow my comment robot
>>27677335
She sounds quirky and hot
>>27677305
not west midlands is it?
My ex worked there for a summer a while ago.
we went for free when she finished and she sucked me off while we drove through the animals after we went on the rides
>>27677305
Blair Drummond innit
Entertainments available as a choice but i dunno.
Theres like a preset list but i can't view it, only use a search function to try and guess whats on the list. Fucking gocompare
Holy fuck lads, what do I do if I live in a shit town in the arse-end of nowhere? There's no jobs here. There's fucking nothing.
Feeling unbelievably shit lads.
I'd never kill myself but I think if I had it in me, I'd probably want to do it today. I've had three days off work and I've barely left my bedroom or eaten anything. I have another four days off.
feeling ok the past few days which is unusual
>>27677431
>I've had three days off work and I've barely left my bedroom or eaten anything.
Try living like that for 13 months. I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself but me and everyone else around me knows I should
>>27677460
13 whole months?
How cute
>>27677460
That sounds unbelievably hard man, I feel for you. I'm not exactly looking forward to going back to work but at least it will give me some structure. I've not showered in three days.
>>27677460
>I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself but me and everyone else around me knows I should
Yeah, that's a familiar feeling
>>27677385
she was batshit insane but whatever floats your boat anon :^)
>>27677335
Another
>have obvious autism kid since beginning of school
>east asian guy called alan
>typical low functioning autist, had no fucking clue what was going on but I remember her liked transformers
>year 6 again
>taking SATS
>doing science SAT
>rolling through the exam because SATS are both easy and useless
>hear low grunting snore
>look around
>most people are looking at alan
>head down on desk, obviously asleep
>fat bitch teacher doesn't notice, probably doing a fucking crossword
>10 minutes pass
>smallish teaching assistant comes in
>notices alan
>goes over to him, shakes him a little to wake him up
>deskflip.exe
>situation goes from quiet exam room to 110% chaos in about half a second
>alan punches the teaching assistant, fucking floors her
>runs out screaming and swearing
It was the only time I'd ever seen him even slightly angry. He was an obvious tard but he still got put into the same classes as the rest of us for some reason
>>27677501
Hey, it feels bad.
>shut in for 3 years
>finally decide to get a job
>literally can't do a single thing right
>fired
>here i am
>>27677503
As much as working might suck, stick at it. Otherwise you get into a shit cycle of doing fuck all and everything becomes boring, even things you used to really like.
>>27677605
I work and its sucked the will out of me to do anything.
I just go to work and come home to shitpost I can't even play video games anymore
>>27677686
>I work and its sucked the will out of me to do anything.
I know that feeling bro.
I come home, sleep, get up eat, go to work, sleep.
On my days off I shit post here and sleep.
>tfw it takes me a month to complete a 7 hour game.
>tfw you say something oddly specific on 4chan, get a response that suggests someone you know may have read it and recognised you and spend the evening shitting yourself that someone knows you 1) post here and 2) are a fucking weirdo.
Now I have to wait until I speak to them to see if they mention it and it's killing me.
>>27676894
It's from "quantity".
Dark Souls arrived today lads. Had a little go before I had to go out this afternoon. Wew. Feels tricky. After watching streams I didn't expect to the movement to be so clunky. Think it's gonna take a while to get used to the combat style.
>>27677834
its okay, I wont mention it if it bothers you.
>dole fucked me over gotta wait till i can claim
>parents onna bout takin my computer and xbox
>also onna bout maybe getting me a shrink
>ask me and tell me the same shit over and over and never actually listen to me
>why u no leev?
because I don't see a reason to and it makes me feel like shit when I'm around other people and not in my comfy room
been neet since sixth form i did go to uni but only as a way of getting parents off my back i never went in i went cinemas instead dark room lol cant be seen
not done anything for 3 years now
help me
why is my head so full of fuck?
>>27677906
kill yourself nigger fucking hell
>>27674831
3000 word guy here. I stayed up all night to finish my essay and only got half way done before giving up at 12 in the afternoon. I hate myself for being this lazy and incompetent.
MODAFINIL WHEN
Now I have a 2000 word essay due tomorrow I'm about to get started on.
What do you think it will take for us to change these habits? Every single essay I've done at uni I've had to pull an all nighter for and it's so bloody stressful but the same thing happens every time.
>>27678046
no and don't call me nigger
>>27677854
It seemed to bother you, hence why I'm so worried.
worried about sam desu
>>27678046
bit rude lad
>>27673252
why didn't just bring a flask of vodka and pour it a mcdonalds/fast food soda cup after lunch?
>>27674831
>>27678105
Stop going out drinking and trying to pull roasties you normies pricks
Why does job hunting and anything to do with the job centre make me want to kill myself so badly?
>>27677230
Most of them involve myself desu. Was an extreme retard with anger issues in primary school. Somehow also still had friends though, primary school was sick.
>>27677230
I'd want blood if a shitty tard stole my clothes.
Who the fuck is eddie the eagle?
>>27678513
He was a shitty olympic ski jumper
>>27678459
It's worse when you get a job. You might think "oh it's only 6 hours" but it becomes your life, you will have to plan your day around it and sleep to a schedule.
I want to die.
>>27678528
so they made a film about it
Got my first parking fine today lads. Have to pay 25 quid
Feel jewed out desu
>>27678559
He was an autismo robot m8, that's what makes his story of getting to the olympics so inspiring. Might become a meme film in the future for that reason.
Anyone ever had an outbound call centre job? I have an interview for one.
I probably won't get it because I'm a long-term NEET who doesn't know how to talk to people, much less sell them shit they didn't ask for, but I'm worried that if I do get it then I will have to make 80 phone calls an hour getting yelled at by strangers.
I literally don't see the point of life if I don't have anyone to share it with
40-50 more years of just being alone? Seems kinda shallow and empty
>>27678459
Because everyone around you judges you for being unemployed/dole boy.
Because your probably more intelligent than most of the people at the Jobcentre Plus including the staff and yet you are in the same and or worse situation than they are.
Maybe because fresh off the boat immigrants who have probably been terrorists at one time in their lives are given more rights than you, you can claim JAS or UC but they get that plus a house plus free lessons to integrate them into our culture.
This is the country we live in brother, our leaders don't care about our people they care about their paycheck their power and couldn't give less of a fuck if the our people culture and country was raped out of existence.
Maybe.
Or maybe you're just a fag.
>>27671425
>making a waifu post
>>27678607
Would it really be that much different with somebody? You'd basically just be alone together.
Just had my first shower in days and it feels pretty good lads. I still feel shit though. I thought a shower would wake me up and motivate me to move from my room, but I'm still here. Don't even want to eat anything.
Is this depression or did we decide that was a meme?
unlucky Fatilde, no midnight snacks for you
>>27678604
>answer phone
>hear sales pitch
>remain silent for 10 seconds then hang up in a panic
the best strategy for dealing with cold-callers
>>27678604
They might give you a go as they have loads of people going through the business.
>>27678604
It is a shit job dude. I recently quit my call center job doing outbounds (debt collection). People abuse the shit out of you. Call centers are toxic environments anyway but having to deal with horrible people on the phones just zaps away your happiness.
>>27678559
Yeah. There's a bit more to it. IIRC, he was supremely shit, but fluked his way into the Olympics purely because he was the British #1. Thing is, there wasn't really a British Ski Jumping scene, so he sort of got in by default.
I think they literally had to change the rules for the olympics in order to stop that shit happening again.
>>27678686
>center
centre
>>27678641
You'd only be alone if you didn't like them
>get a match on Tinder
>have small conversation
>ask her if she prefers beach scenery or country scenery
>she replies "country! Woods are the best!"
>I say "is that because you like dogging?"
>unmatched
I expected a laughing emoji. Not getting unmatched.
>>27678789
Women are autistic and don't understand shitty humor.
Who ESA + PIP here?
>>27678822
ESA.
Didn't wanna jinx it by going for pip
>spend the day wagecucking
>drive home via garage
>car drinks 4 hours' worth of wages in petrol
Literally why go on living
>anon you know you need to get a job; you can't be dependent on your dad and I forever
How many years will it be before they reach the conclusion that I don't care if I die homeless under a bridge but that I will never openly admit it because I don't want to be locked up and forcefed jew pills?
>>27678870
>Tfw live 3 minutes away from wagecucking.
Bought a new car last year in September. Completely pointless purchase in some ways but will last me for donkies since I don't use it as much.
>>27677906
almost same.
thought of uni as a big holiday, now have loads of debt and head full of embarrassing memories.
up side is mummy sent me to the doctors and got diagnosed, now i dont have to get a job and get paid for being disabled. i would feel more guilty but my therapist actually helped me with my bad feelings. you should try it anon.
>>27678822
esa+dla right now, dla saying ill have to go over to pip next year
>>27678841
It's a good chunk of change if you can bullshit your way into it.I could still really do with another 200-300 a month for comfy neet living.
>>27678917
How do you get a good therapist? mine is shit
>>27678870
How long does that generally last you, anon?
>>27678917
Seems like a way out but I'm not sure how I'd feel having a retardation.
If it worked for you and you are white British and not a homosexual good on ya.
I don't want to talk to a shrink, their job is a scam.
This country has just become a big fucking joke along with the rest of the west.
>>27678979
4 weeks to be fair, still wish I lived close enough to walk to work, though.
>>27678954
I went private senpai. Had a few shit ones in the past so knew what to avoid.
>>27679020
Yeah it is a bit weird being a literal retard, but the bennies outweigh the shame. But i agree somewhat; I think i definitely paid too much for the genuine useful help I got.
>>27679076
I live close to work and it's fucking shite m8. The worst bit is when you've had a really shit day and you still have to walk home, rather than just sit in your car and blast out some tunes to unwind.
>>27678398
You think I put off my work because I'm too busy going out? I've been at uni for 2 years, still a khv and haven't made a single friend. Fuck off
>>27679161
I thought it would be better, I'm going to start a new job thats a 10 minute walk from work. They better not use it as excuse to guilt me into staying longer
>>27679214
Where do you live? Was really anxious about where I would stay after my first year of uni. Was part of the reason I dropped out.
>>27679301
>tfw 3 years of uni halls
Lads, 2 more days of 10 hour shifts then it's a week off work for me.
>tfw working 8 days straight to get a holiday
fucking hate this place.
On the plus side, I've got that summer look down already, even if it is mediocre weather.
>>27679360
Didn't even realise you could do that, fair play. Do you share a flat with others? I did but interaction was at a minimum.
>>27679412
Typical white man summer outfit.
Drinking solo here
How's everyone
>>27679412
Middle of a week off right now.
>Haven't left the house in days
I'm really comfy but also hate myself right now
>>27679414
Yes, most people don't and not all unis will let you.
I barely interacted with anyone in the 2nd and 3rd years as I gradually deteriorated
>>27679457
Incredibly lonely, and incredibly horny
This is the kind of thing that leads to hookups with random men from the internet
>>27679450
I am a white man though mate.
Fuck you want me to wear, fucking paki gear, or worse, fucking LANDAN YOOF! wear?
>>27679469
Going away for the weekend then it's a week of sitting on my arse watching shite tv for the rest of the week.
Gonna be comfy as fuck mate.
>>27679478
I know that feel, apparently it would make me used goods though
>>27679506
You should be wearing roadman clothes.
I would never expect you to wear a dirty paki outfit
>all these people posting personal stories without getting any (You)'s in return
I feel bad for them, waiting for the (You) that never comes.
>>27679412
>the 'I'm here in your country to make the people of my country seem like uncultured assholes' starter pack
>>27679521
I don't think that applies much to men.
Unless you're a mega slut who has had 10+ different cocks in you.
I hope the bloke in charge of Iceland gets his job back. His frozen gateaus are the fucking business
>>27679301
>>27679360
^not me
I live in Bristol, I wasn't even in uni halls during my first year because they were full.
I was incredibly lucky though that I had my life-long best friend go to the same uni as me, we flat share together now. He also doesn't go out so it's quite comfy desu
It's too late now seeing as you've dropped out, but there are plenty of 2/3 bedroom flats you can live in, as long as your roomies are not full blown normies
>>27679525
>wanting to look like a JD Sports Ad.
Nah mate.
>>27679560
What if I never leave my country mate?except for shagaluf 2016 c'mon lads!!!
>>27679538
Give them some you's then lad. Most of us talk about our boring lives here and I expect replies, it's only fair to give them to others
We all just want someone to listen :(
>>27679600
But how does a robot get roomies? After first year the people I shared halls with would never want to live with me again, and I met literally no one else in like 4 months of uni.
>>27679360
I did this because I had no friends. Was kinda ok but also kinda awful. Still, I prefer it to now where I'm back living at my parents' house
>>27679672
I have a routine where I go through the thread and give a few (You)'s to those who need it but I'm having a hard time coming up with responses to them today. There should be a way to let someone know you read and enjoyed their post without having to type up some bullshit every time.
What you lads listening to? I've got this on loop, super excited about seeing them again in October.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka_hKb7dSiY
>>27679762
no there shouldnt thinking like this will have 4chan looking like instagram in a short while
you say what you say and someone replies or they don't and that is it
damn thinking like this is cancer
reminds me of schools handing out medals to all participators in sports even if they are shit so they do not feel bad
The west is dying.
>>27679763
aqua - barbie girl
>>27679722
I actually got on well with the people I lived with in my first year and expected to live with them. One of them got a gf and she didn't like me so I was out.
>>27679478
This is why I deleted grindr from my phone desu
>>27679824
How did it go?
I'd be insulted if I didn't even get fat middle aged men trying to hit on me
>>27679763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwU1K3fLfMc&nohtml5=False
Uplifting trance music.
It helps me not feel so shitty.
>>27679811
>The west is dying
I think you're taking a post about (You)'s a bit too seriously mate.
>>27679762
I try and do that too but I have really slacked lately. Going to make an effort to do it more.
Posted something earlier and getting a response and knowing someone read it is always nice
>final year of college
>all those dicks I could have sucked if I had known that's what I wanted back then
>>27679703
You don't have to actually know people. My uni has a facebook group for people looking for roommates, a lot of robots on there in the same position
>>27679703
There should be quite a few places that still have like one or two rooms free online. That's how I found my place.
>>27679878
I am talking about the mentality people have nowadays.
But yeah I guess you're right lol, just a lil agitated right now because I wanna get drunk but my parents are in and it's a week night.
Fuck.
>>27679949
You do have a point, this place would go full cancer if something like that was implemented, it was more of a perfect world scenario kind of thing.
lads, don't get a concussion
>>27679910
Fuck off child
Originale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQHdyEeqHAU
Leave Gordo alone, guys.
>>27680169
>I-I could make good videos if I wanted to
>>27679923
Ah right, will probably resort to this when I go back to uni next year, when I inevitably sperg out of interacting with my first year flat mates.
>>27679763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE4Z9y2ZKsw
Music is the only thing that really keeps me going nowadays
The dark outside the world
I think it looks like rain
I wait for nothing now to change
I don't think nothing now is gonna change
Moon above my light
Starts fading out
I live for nothing anymore
I live for nothing
He drank himself to death at the age of 39.
Why do I support City? They are the biggest meme club going.
>>27680169
If this person was part of my family I would smother him in his sleep.
>interview tomorrow
>(foolishly) put an entry on Universal Jobmatch saying I had an interview
>really, REALLY, do not want to go to this interview
How risky (in terms of sanctions) is not going? Is there a reasonable chance I'll be found out if I just lie to my advisor, say I went and say I'm waiting to hear back from them or that I didn't get it?
>>27680480
Why don't you want to go to this interview?
>>27680480
not been for years but i did that all the time. I lied and said I didn't have the internet and had to fill it out pen and paper. Every single thing I put on there was a lie and they never cared or checked.
>>27680480
The same thing happened to me. But i went, ended up doing a shit job i hated for shit pay. But at least i didnt get sanctioned.
>tfw The Division and Destiny are both about to be absolutely fucked in the arse by horrible patches
Welp, time to 100% Lego Avengers
>>27680537
I'm just really nervous about the whole thing; about being interviewed, about having to convince the guy that I "want" the job and that I would be good at it. I have absolutely no skills and I'm shit at talking to people.
>>27680644
How do you know what the patches are going to be like. Got to play them first desu.
>>27680649
Just be deliberately shite/yourself then. Just keep repeating in your head that you don't really want the job and the interview is just a formality.
Also if the job is really menial/ shit the interview might not be that formal anyway. I work at a supermarket and my interview was essentially just filling out paperwork and confirming my details.
>>27680674
Patch notes are released m8
Division are nerfing crafting to ludicrously un-fun levels.
Destiny are just fucking up weapon balance across the board.
>>27680284
At least you're not a Real Madrid supporter.
>>27680879
Suppose so, they sacked a competent manager for some random player just because he used to be good at kicking balls, what a retarded club.
>>27679861
I got sick of the creepy old guys, and I'm too worried about aids to do a meet with.the hot guys
>>27680169
He was better when he was on Channel 4.
>>27679763
been listening to alot of motown recently, sounds a bit camp i know, but its right catchy stuff
https://youtu.be/8pK6wNQFPUI
>>27680983
Not entirely correct but whatever
>>27681007
That's what condoms are for
Won't get aids from sucking penis. Might get herpes or some shit though
Living with my parents is killing me.
But I can't hold down a job
So I can't even fantasise about moving out.
Tell you what lads I really fancy watching some early Goosebumps episodes, haven't seen them in bloody years
can all of you brit fags go back to www.britfa.gs
>>27681041
love that stuff desu. remember I listened through a whole "best 1000 songs of the 60s" list a few months ago, and it had tons of these songs. knew all of them pretty well but never knew the names or the artists.
>>27681182
originally piss off poof
>>27681007
I know one hot guy you can meet up with ;^)Azulad, he is a right slut.
>>27681066
How is it not correct. There was absolutely nothing to suggest that Zidane would be a competent manager, benitez at least offered that.
Can I just ask my GP for something to send off if somewhere needs proof of an illness?
>>27680644
Alreet KA What're they doing to our beloved destiny?
>>27680794
>paying actual money for the division
there's your first mistake m80
>>27680169
Who is this angry dyke? Looks like an mtf that got fucking trolled.
>>27681602
He has a real hormone problem but the doctors refuse to give him anything
>>27679763
https://youtu.be/buXd4I3YAbk
Ask a regular /britfeel/ poster who got accepted into MENSA yesterday anything.
>>27681736
Why did you bother? It's literally a dick measuring competition for arbitrary standards of intelligence.
>The rest of /r9k/ is infested with tripfags
>The tripfags are all mentally ill cross dressers
I don't think tidle and poleaboo are that bad
>>27681736
>I paid for membership
They conned you mate.
>>27681782
poleaboos mentally ill and tildes a cross dresser
>>27681778
>>27681792
I detect a hint of jealousy.
>>27680284
>not being a /lifelong/ liechester fan
>ywn fuck prime Dolores O'Riordan
>>27681602
Sperg youtube vlogger.
>>27680169
>"I do not want 4chan watching my videos"
>mfw watching the video embedded on 4chan
>>27681602
https://youtu.be/qrXsqbukEeU
>>27681970
Jesus fucking christ the autism. Have a carrick fan video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D67hux3qmpw
>>27677230
>go to shit-tier catholic school
>friend runs up behind priest and flips him off
>on stairs
>friend freaks out and falls over
this is my only story.
>>27682084
cool shirt tho
>>27681970
>this was the best take
>>27677230
Just a short one
>in primary 1
>you engfags probably call it reception
>have two tards in class
>they regularly try to outtard each other
>only thing they care about is notoriety
>one day they literally have a pissing contest in the fucking classroom
>suddenly one squats down as if he is trying to do a shit
>the class holds its breath
>they are both escorted from the classroom by the teacher and an assistant
I really miss her guysit's almost been 2 years
What ever happened to solidsnakeandsam?
>>27682228
I really miss himIt's not even been a day
>>27681264
wew, how so? what does he look like?
>>27681782
pakiboo literally and unironically secretly films women taking dumps
he is the worst
>browsing iplayer
>watch something called Flat TV
Funniest thing I've seen in a while, lads.
honestly on the brink lads
i chose a shitty degree got depressed and got a 2.2
literally have nothing to live for no hope no future
>>27682336
>unironically
How would you do it ironically?
>>27682336
He's literally going to appear in court essentially for being the biggest autist imaginable
>being this depraved
Was Irenicus a robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdy-k_qLdQg
>>27682393
what did you hope to do?
>>27682435
i dont even know i just went to uni because it was the "next step" - I didn't really have any career ideas
I know it was retarded but I fell for the school propaganda of GO TO UNIVERSITY RIGHT NOW OR YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WILL DIE PICK ANY DEGREE
>>27682084
>>27681970
How do you tell the difference between an actual autist and someone pretending?
>>27682424
well did irenicus win?
Just watched the most recent First Dates. Happy for Loren and Oliver desu, even though they are normies.
>it's a stay up really late to avoid tomorrow episode
ah yes
>>27682488
do you have any ideas now
Starting to seriously think I might be trans, lads.
I'd make one seriously fucking ugly woman though.
When will VR be powerful enough so I can be a cute housewife?
>>27682555
fucking love this feel desu
>stay up as long as possible because as soon as I go to sleep it will be tomorrow
>the quality of tomorrow is greatly reduced as a result of me being sleep deprived
>wew
>>27682583
I dunno
I'm good at writing so I've thought about things like copywriting/advertising work but I have no connections or portfolio - and frankly probably no talent for that anyway. It's just pipe-dreams.
So ill be moving out my parents house at the end of the month. What the fuck does it actually involve though? I have no fucking idea where to start.
>>27682624
If you are over 5'10 and have an adams apple like a golfball you aint trans.
>>27682678
if you're good at writing you should be able to pull that off-the real issue is getting a placement to begin with. have you looked for any jobs?
>>27682805
yeah but there's nothing here except for retail or shitty scam sales jobs...the joys of living in Liverpool
>>27682798
I'm not sure that's how it works
I'm 5'6 anyway.
>>27682871
maybe you should consider relocating if this is too much of a problem, if you have the cash
>>27682935
it's not out of my means thanks to some smart saving/being a mingebag during uni so I could bank a lot of my loans but obviously id need to find stable, 1yr+ full-time work paying okay money to make relocation worthwhile
>>27682555
Had this the other night because I really didn't want to go in after making a tit out of myself on a work night out
>>27682555
What's tomorrow, lad?
Not even golden age simpsons can make me laugh any more.
Wake me up.
>>27683017
yeah, would you still have gone to uni if you knew what you know now?
>>27683179
Was just thinking about the Simpsons earlier. Came up with the theory that the Simpsons simply doesn't work in the post 9/11 world, and that outside influences are the primary cause of its sharp decline.
>>27683175
Thursday, lad.
4 hours till i get more money and can buy das3
I wish i was some faggot who watched twitch streams of cs go and mobas or something because then i would always have friend simulators to watch.
>>27683350
That's an interesting theory, lad. I like it.
>>27671425
>tfw monster grills don't real
shame lads
>>27683320
I'm not him but I had a similar situation.
I would still go as it was my only choice my parents would have gone ape if I didn't
>>27683179
I know that feeling, I tried to watch the simpsons earlier and it couldn't even bring a smile to my face.
>>27683320
Yeah I would have, tbf I wasn't a total retard so I actually got to a top 5 uni, honestly if you know what to do (I.e. have middle class parents, which I lack I'm afraid)
Your degree itself matters very little unless you want to do something specific
Some of my most successful friends did English and shit, they just have a couple internships their dads got them, wrote good applications to grad schemes and walked outta uni earning 30k
If I knew what I do now and started uni afresh honestly there's no way I'd not walk out with a decent grad job, it's really not difficult to end up with its just for most people you don't actually /know/ what you need to get done to end up there
>tfw a can of Guinness has more Guinness in it than a Guinness glass can hold
I have to drink a little from the can before I through it away like a fucking pleb - I might as well off myself
>>27683829
>Drinking that canned nigerian shit.
>>27683320
3rd year phys Msci here
Don't do a STEM if you don't like it, they're too hard - do anything else, you can still get a grad job if you do well.
>>27683829
>Guinness from a can
Draught or GTFO
Anyone got any advice for getting summer jobs here? Want to get one July-October, but I've never had a proper job before... maybe as a bartender? if not, something random like working in a kitchen?
How does it feel to have someone from Britfeel living in your area?
>>27683914
might be worth looking at some supermarkets for backroom operations - yknow, unloading the lorries and heavy lifting shit all day. It's half decent pay plus you get /fit/ during
>>27683931
>Good, someone to talk to who relates
>>27683931
Pretty shit when they turn out to be normie and talk about girls and friends etc.
>>27683632
I've seen women who look that crazy. They didn't have (visible) tentacles, but I'm sure you'd make do.
>>27682205
>suddenly one squats down as if he is trying to do a shit
Indian?
>>27683931
I'll tell you when it happens
Met someone nice who is a couple of hours away though. Maybe meet up with him some day.
>>27682506
It doesn't even matter anymore. Anyone mildly abnormal is now classifiable as autistic.
>>27682506
Anyone pretending to be autistic is probably autistic anyway
>>27683350
Not much can work in the post 9/11 world.
It's a shame, but it's true.
I want to fill his mouth with LOVE.
>>27684050
chav actually
allow this robot
interview tomorrow, probably won't get it like usual lol
>>27684946
m-me?
*opens wide*
>>27685052
At least your attempting, i have had 2 interview requests this week and have deleted both the emails
>>27681782
Poleaboo is mentally ill and a cross dresser (wore polish girls dress whilst wanking)
Tilde is a mentally ill cross dresser
>>27685058
I'm sorry I've masturbated since then and have lost that desire. For the next 8-24 hours anyway.
See you then! Maybe.
anyone else /feel their mental health slowly degrade/
I had a "Morrison's Mega Steak Pie" for dinner and it was basically the worst pie not so bad only the insane would eat them. Pastry like old biscuit and less meat than Tilde. Utter garbage and it made me feel ill.
Sorry Tilde.
>>27685654
I think that decline has petered out by now. I think.
>>27685654
I can feel it, and the worst thing about it, is that I want it to get worse and worse until I hang myself. I'm almost at the point where I don't care what my family thinks, and I'm actually close to them
Not quite to the hanging yet
>>27685654
It's definitely on the downward trajectory and i want it to destroy me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATVGDQCe0-M
late night vibes desu
kill me
I felt a female co-workers hand this week.
She looked really cold, so I asked her how cold she was, and she said she was freezing despite wearing thermals, (she's quite small and thin so I guess the cold would get to her).
She told me to feel her icy hands, so I held her hand for a few seconds and damn. It was like holding a block of ice.
>inb4 joking about warming herself up with my body like a human radiator
Nah I don't have the balls to pull that off. Besides she's too young for me anyway and probably wouldn't be interested. (I'm 25, she's 18)
Instead I just joked about other ways she could warm up. Like crawling into bed and having a long lie-in.
She told me she would never leave her bed if she didn't have to.
Lame conversation I know, but I don't really know how to flirt.
And to be fair, if I did joke about that, I'd end up making it more awkward by saying something weird, like how she could just cut me open, and crawl into me like a tauntaun.
>>27685626
>no longer a virgin
Ree
>tfw she's taken anyway and falling for the guy (though not officially dating not exclusive)
>tfw talking about bad relationship luck and she casually goes "maybe you and I should get together"
She's a whore
The Chinese have an expression
Riding a donkey whilst looking for a horse
She's currently riding a donkey, and she's waiting to see if you're the horse before jumping onto your back
She'll do the exact same to you if you
>>27686077
>having touched a woman other than your mum or maybe your auntie
REE fucking REE
>>27675904
normies out ree
>>27686143
Anon. I'm pretty broken.
The last girl I got this friendly with, I just awkwardly hugged once around the waist, (though she didn't seem too bothered about it) and then distanced myself.
Maybe I'm not completely repulsive, but I'm fucked in the head anyway. The closer I get to people, the more I distance myself from them.
One day I will stop talking to this girl. I feel the compulsion to avoid her already. The need to stick to my delusions for protection. Like I have done with a few others that went up to talk to me a few times.
I just can't. Anon. I don't know how to bond with people properly.
I can entertain, I can empathise. But I can't ever let them in. The real me is repulsive. A depressing, useless, fat sack of shit loner loser.
I don't want pity. I don't want people to see me as a brother figure for being nice and helping them out. I just want them to not get close to me because it hurts to much. I can't shake the feeling of being unworthy all the time.
It's just easier being alone. It's selfish, but true.
>>27677078
>play dumb on twitter so that I don't stand out too much
wut?
>>27686130
exactly, man. that's the thing. she even just sent me a pic she just sent to the same guy lmao.
she's lovely, but i agree. but because i am a lonely fool, i'll go for it anyway, and end up feeling very hurt when she leaves and goes with someone else, or hell, maybe fuck some random guy she meets at the festival instead. good thing i know it at least, i guess?
I have not shaved or had a haircut in over eight months. I am too afraid to go to a barber. I have the tools to do it myself but I am afraid of making a mess of things.
Another day has gone by. I am still here Hannah.
My friends invited me to go clubbing with them tomorrow night. I've been to bars before but usually it's a venue that's hired out with people I know. I love drinking, but I hate dancing so I usually just sit around talking to people.
Can I do that in clubs, or am I just fucked to awkwardly stand in the corner while everybody dances?
>>27668814
>>27668865
I have never been happy. Am I the only one here who has a life of nothing but shit?
Amerifat btw
>>27686678
Not everyone dances. There should be seats and stuff
>>27686678
>My friends invited me to go clubbing with them tomorrow night.
Get out normie.
But seriously it always goes bad when a beta goes to a club, cancel.
>>27686678
Depends on the club really. Some have little seating and have music crazy loud so that's never gonna happen. Others will have booths in quieter areas.
Either way, the smoking area is probably your best bet for just hanging around and chatting desu.
>>27686678
If you like drinking then that's your problem settled. Just get sloshed, your inhibitions will lower and you can dance with your friends.
I've done the whole
>sit on the side of the club and stare at your phone
and it's shit. This chink came up to me and asked what's wrong, said I should go and dance instead of sitting playing on my phone like a loser. This is why I don't go out any more
>>27686868
I'm too much of a robot. I've gotten really drunk at bars before but I just end up talking about anything, sometimes incidentally revealing my autistic power level. I'll pass out from drinking before I start to enjoy dancing.
>work night shifts in a grocer
>"oh cool, 10quid an hour and 50% bonus on sundays/holidays for doing menial shit, what could possibly go wrong?"
>terrible duty manager, completely fuckin awful
>literally work non-stop like a robot
>completely asocial work, destroying my mind and soul
>shitty lifestyle because of graveyard shift
I hate my life brehs, I never should've left hicksville in my cozy hotel job with lots of friends and people to talk to, I'm pretty much broken now.
>>27686919
I've thrown up quite a few times within a few minutes of getting inside the club and it fucks my shit up, I just go home and cry myself to sleep.
It's easier said than done but you have to drink enough where it's not obvious you're a robot, but not so much that you're throwing up or passing out. Once you hit the sweet spot you stop drinkingor just stay home
>>27687757
Retail does this to you anon.
Doesn't matter if it's day or night. It's all the same.
Boring, monotonous grind.
I've been doing it for 8 years though I work the day shift.
>tfw all the people you pretty much interact with are mentally decrepid and awkward eldery, the irritating and undisciplined mentally disabled, and people that can't speak or understand English properly.
It's killing me inside anon. I wish every day for death and end to this cycle. Escape while you can.
Nightshift is when the drugged-up crazies come out.
Anyone still here? Gonna pull an all nighter, go for a run at 7 and get back at 10 and then sleep till 6pm, browse 4chan and watch films till 7 and repeat.
>>27689038
Hello, jogger boy. I'm going to think about things I might do later this morning too, but then not do them because I'll be too tired/miserable.
>>27689510
Wanna go to shop for me?
Lost my only form of id and I look twelve so im fucked without it
>>27689650
I don't have any ID and it's 50/50 that they let me buy paracetamol when my brain hurts, sorry.
>>27689867
Shouldn't really be smoking anyway, not now that im jogging alot.
Threads gonna die
And at its funeral is mums gonna cry
>its a read the symptons of cancer and start feeling them all episode
I know its fucking stupid and extremely unlikely at 22 but that doesn't stop my brain from putting me in a near panic attack state over nothing
My father leaves for work soon. Every morning he pops his head in and asks how I slept the night before. I have learned to stop telling him the truth. I have seen the disappointment in his eyes too many times.
>hate living with family
>they hate me living with them
>won't help me get on disability for my retardation so that i have some form of income to move forward in planning to move out
i'm starting to think the entire world just wants me to kill myself. i don't want to.
Cheer up lads, might never happen.
Try going for a jog or something.
>>27691000
You should try cycling. It's a good hobby/sport for the overwhelmingly bleak and miserable.
Cold
Bright
Loud
Hey lads this picture was just in my dream. It was like a wooden thing and the stick figure was like, I don't know I think it was a robot or something. He was sitting in 2 positions on the same screen, it was what would pop up at the start and end of commercials in the show.
Is this a real thing or did I entirely make it up?
Poleaboo completed his driving lesson
Looking at the matrix he's completed 5 out of 15 training objective (though not to a high enough standard), despite having only learned junctions and gear changes
Pakiboos future definitely lies in being an illegal mini cab driver.
>>27695858
or just ramming a vehicle into a bunch of students gathered on a campus in the North East of Scotland
haha
>theres another knock at the door this morning
>i hear it and creep over from my pc to my bed and get under the sheets
>then put my fingers n my ears and close my ears and wait for a few minutes hoping the person is gone
im a bit fucked desu
>>27668648
Managed my first day with no alcohol for the first time in months yesterday. feeling pretty good today.
Trying to cut back to weekends only and stop drinking during the week altogether. Drinking way too much and it can't be good for me.
>>27696039
I fucking hate ordering a pizza because in the half an hour or so that it takes to get to my house my ears start to pick up the slightest sounds.
Then I hear a car door open and close, I sprint to the window to take a peek and it's the pizza guy. Now comes the worst part, as I stand there waiting for him to reach the door I have to think about where to position myself. Do I stand right next to the door and open it as soon as he knocks or do I stand back a bit and wait a few seconds.
He knocks at the door and my heart immedately starts having palpations. After getting the pizza I die a little inside and calm my breating by shovelling the cheesy goodness into my face wondering where everything went wrong.
>>27696097
Did you experience Delerium Tremens?
NEETs and losers of /britfeel/ your country needs you
Sign this petition to stop Cameron spending your bennies money on sending leaflets to old people to trick them into voting to remain in the EU
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/116762
9.3million. Just think how many animu figurines and Findus crispy pancakes you could buy with that
>>27696377
Signed desu
>would like genuine help to find work appropriate for my unique brand of retardery (not even on dole at the moment, but not the point)
>all the DWP offers is harassment.
my only regret is that i wasn't born a chad in australia or new zealand.
Desperate for a shit lads but I'm going to hold it in a little longer so I appreciate it more.
Sometimes having a good shit feels better than cumming.
Morning lads, had some good fun vidya and banter with the steam group lads last night. lots of blood and pantsu.
Going to have a shave now so i look my best for the lads.
>Poleaboos dad is putting in the laminate flooring by himself while Poleaboo is playing Hearthstone in the next room
>>27697071
>he fell for the Hearthstone scam
>>27697071
Can he come and do mine? I really cba.
>>27669924
If it's not love, then it's the bomb, the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb that'll bring us together.
I've been on a month long Smiths binge man, thanks.
>>27697094
I don;t put any money in but I've been playing for just over a year so I have enough of the cards and all the adventure wings too
>>27696377
Don't even care about the bennies that madman Cameron must be stopped.
>>27697161
>I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving.
>England is mine.
>It owes me a living.
Mozza was a bennies man after my own heart.
Any Glasgowfags going to see Nigel tonight?
I haven't been outside in so long, I'm worried a large crowd is going to break me but I know I must remain strong for Nigel.
>>27697213
Am I still ill? ;_;
Worst week of the academic year coming up. An essay and two assessed presentations due. Plus back in lectures and some volunteer commitments. Feels like shit lads, I've wasted two weeks easter holiday doing nothing.
>>27697234
Is our Nige on QT?
>>27697234
It's Carswell, not Nige.
>>27697561
Its your own fault then should have prepared stupid cunt
Dead thread because all the wagies are at work
>>27698515
I'm at work and still post.
My job is bullshit and I try my hardest to not do it.
>expected to work beyond contracted hours without additional pay to get a job finished
>if you finish job early you're expected to continue working on something else to fill the contracted hours
how can these two things which contradict each other both happen?
>>27698639
>>expected to work beyond contracted hours without additional pay to get a job finished
well I imagine that only applies of said job has a deadline.
and you wouldn't pick up a job 5 minutes before closing that had a deadline.
>>27698515
I just got home from work.
>supposed to open the store at 6am
>me and Baz, the Paki autist turn up at 5:45am so we can start setting up ready to open
>neither of us has the keys to get in
>wait for the manager
>6am comes, he's not here
>neither of us has a way to contact him
>still waiting at 6:30am
>customers getting angry
>Baz starts telling customers that the manager is sleeping, because somehow he thinks that's right
>7am comes
>Baz fucks off, no idea where
>sat outside the store in the cold until 7:30am
>manager finally turns up
>"sorry lad, i thought we opened at 8am today"
what the fuck
>>27696377
I voted ah ha. suck it.
not that it`ll probably make a difference.
left the house today. came back and the thread is still going. feel like I've lost my head desu
>>27698708
Managers suck cock. You would've been grilled if put in a similar position
Lads, what should I have for dinner?
I've not eaten anything for the past few days because I feel as though I want to kill myself and have lost all motivation. Feeling marginally better today and really need to leave the house to go shopping.
>pizza
>roast chicken with potatoes and veg
>chicken pasta
>chicken salad
>salmon, potatoes and veg
>takeaway
Hit my 1 year NEET birthday today. Additionally, i haven't been outside all month and ironically, those four weeks went really quickly.
>>27698803
probably something healthy will make you feel better about yourself. I would recommend the chicken pasta, don't think a salad is substantial enough for dinner, and not sure about roast chicken on a thursday
>>27698803
>>roast chicken with potatoes and veg
Sounds like the best combo of healthy and delicious to me.
>>27698853
Congratulations. I'm in the middle of a two week holiday and I've barely left the house, can't imagine going four weeks like that desu. Guessing you live with parents?
Pretty sure this girl on Judge Rinder is autistic lads
>>27698937
>no yorkies
are you sure mate?
>>27698976
Enjoy Judge Rinder but always forget to watch it because it's on at such an autistic time of day. Why would they put a show as good as that on at 2?
>>27699003
Something for the NEETs to watch during the day innit.
>tfw you will never save a qt autistic girl from her abusive paki ex
>>27698987
Top a top extra. Would elevate the meal to the only acceptable choice.
Oh thank god it's not Friday again.
>>27699031
Not sure I've ever been aware of an autistic girl before. Seems to be a male condition largely. Can't really imagine how an autistic girl would behave.
>>27699031
why would you even consider dating on a kebab'd girl?
>>27699077
It's Friday tomorrow friendo. Brace yourself for normie-posting galore.
Reminder that if you go and see the new Star Wars then you enjoy sucking off fat Jewish executives.
>>27699132
Wow, I've never even thought about it but you're right, I've never seen or met an autistic girl. Women literally cannot be robots
>>27699189
I love Star Wars, and not 1 single thing about the new Star Wars interested me. It looked so shit. Even when all the spoilers kicked in, I didn't give a shit.
>>27699132
Like an autistic male, but with tits.
>>27699151
The guy was clearly abusive desu. It's worth it to save her.
>she gave him loans totalling in the thousands for his living expenses
>he squandered it all on gambling
>she paid his gym membership when he lost his job
>he said it was her duty to care for him
>he tried to counter claim because he took her out for a curry a few times
>he got utterly BTFO by Judge Rinder
>he then went on to say that he owes nothing because he "used her for entertainment"
fucking cunt desu
>>27699189
you do realise like 90% of hollywood movies have Jews as producers/executives/directors etc? It's virtually impossible to see any film without sucking off Jews
>>27699223
There's a few on TV. Judge Rinder girl today. First Dates had that incredibly autistic girl a few months ago. There's been a couple on Pointless too.
>>27699256
Yeah, but especially films like the new Star Wars/ superhero films etc. Some films are financed by jews but are produced by people who actually have a vision and want to make a good, entertaining film.
Films like the new Star Wars are literally nothing other than jewish money-making machines. They don't care if the film gets 1 star reviews, they just want your money.
>>27699223
I had an ldr with one once.
Very unpleasant
Teasing? Nope, can't do it. Takes it too seriously and gets offended
Joking? Nope, can't do it. Takes it too seriously and gets offended
She would all of a sudden start saying something, and I'd like "I have no idea what you're talking about" and then after a while it would hit me that she was continuing a conversation we had and finished over 2 weeks ago.
I'd start up conversations, get really into them, with open ended questions or discussions, and nothing... few minutes later, complete topic change (or worse... back to 2 week old conversations)
She was clearly a nympho as well. Wanted to cam ALL THE TIME. Fun at first, exhausting and tedious later on.
Literally the only girl who has ever, or will ever, be interested in me.
>>27699132
>>27699223
Autistic girls get away with it. It's ok for females to be shy or awkward, so you generally don't notice if they're a little on the spectrum.
>>27698953
I do indeed, they are my enablers.
Hate how slow these threads are now
>>27699256
>>27699313
>you can free yourself from kike propaganda : http://www.j-dar.ca
>>27699380
Do something about it then m80. Make britfeel great again
>>27699380
Here, have some soup. I made it special.
>>27699451
I work early mornings lad
>>27699455
Not him but same. What time do you work? I work from 5 to 9 and it's sort of fucked up my life.
>Promise myself I'll clean my room
>Spend all day shitposting and playing vidya
>>27699380
This is how they always were before the waifu/gay posting
Fuck off kid
it's more healthy to have pasta with no cheese at all right?
>>27699579
I guess, as long as you have calcium/dairy in your diet somehow pal.
>>27699579
Have some tomato sauce with it, mate. Get those nutrients.
>tfw 15:42
>tfw still in bed
this is comfy lads
>>27699632
Can I come snuggle?
>>27699632
I'm jealous lad. Had to get up to bring the bins in.
>>27699653
are you muscly?
>>27699398
Jesus christ this triggered me
>tfw Harrison Ford is jewish
>>27699685
Not at alI
>>27699691
>Oy vey, gold
Just want all you lads to know that you're nothing more then a game to me.
>>27699674
>tfw when I forgot to put the bins out this week and my housemate is going to go fucking mental when he gets home
>>27699691
Confirmed
http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=73
>>27699691
Also,
>Francis Ford Coppola isn't jewish
very unexpected but pleasing news
wanna know who got them quints
>>27700000
>>27700092
dubquints. nice one mate, what a day you are having.
>>27699773
t. a psychopath
make a new thread now, you idiots
>>27700267
Fuck off you boring cunt, make it yourself
done a new
>>27700340
>>27700340
>>27700340
>>27699398
>my favourite film is 0.00% Jewish
Feels good lads.
