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why do you never see an autistic girl edition
>>27700340
Oh god plz no autistic girls are the fucking worst.
Lads desu senpai lads
>>27700340
>March not crossed out
It's not bloody difficult lads
Poleaboo has to sign this off and return it to his solicitor
>>27700364
what film? trying to avoid kike propaganda at all costs.
>>27700373
It's the only image I had, and frankly, I couldn't be bothered to change it.
>>27700375
Is that your handwriting? It's quite nice for someone who once filmed a girl taking a shit.
>>27700384
Sexy Beast
>>27700356
>Oh god plz no autistic girls are the fucking worst.
Don't be so sure lad
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460042931489.webm
>>27700403
No, it's the solicitor (he's pretending he is me), that's why I feel suspicious
>>27700375
Didn't you meet them and they tried to convince you to plead guilty?
>>27700427
Spoke on the phone
In an email received since then, they've accepted I will not plead guilty, think the woman is off my case now too
>Good morning
>The crown has one year within which to take the case back to court for trial from the date of your first appearance. Other than the statements that have already been discussed with you, there has been no more evidence been made available to us as yet. If it is not your intention to enter a plea of guilty by way of Section 76 letter, then as and when an indictment is served upon you, this document will include two dates - a first diet and a trial diet - approximately two weeks apart and you will require to be present in court on each occasion to answer the indictment. Failure on your part to attend court will result in a warrant being issued for your arrest and a further charge or failing to attend court will be added to the charges. The crown must also be made aware of any change to your bail address therefore you must keep us advised of any changes to your address from the date of your initial appearance in court as the indictment will be served on you at the bail address listed in court papers and the onus is on the accused to keep the crown advised of any changes. If the crown is not made aware and they send the indictment to the address they hold for you, and you are no longer resident there, then nobody would be aware of the court dates and there is every likelihood of you failing to appear at court. This is not something that you would wish to happen.
>The long and short, you should have an indictment served on you any time between now and the end of August.
>Finally, Mr Anon is no longer a member of staff with this firm and as the legal aid certificate is currently in his name, we should be grateful if you could sign, scan and return the enclosed document to us to enable transfer of legal to be made to our Mr Anon2.
>Regards
>>27700407
Yeah, thankfully the British film industry is less infected, even if every single film does have a film4 logo at the start. Ray Winstone is a great actor, just watched Face recently and really enjoyed it.
>>27700450
>Other than the statements that have already been discussed with you, there has been no more evidence been made available to us as yet.
> has been no more evidence been made
Explain this one away lad, we know it's all fake
>>27700410
Can you please explain this video. It makes me feel funny desu.
>>27700472
Austistic girl got dared to cover her self in peanut butter and make it the new ice bucket challenge. This is the outcome
>>27700410
>le randumb autism girl covering herself in peanut butter
>genuine autism
>>27700465
I think the sentence does work if you read the whole thing though I'm not sure why you believe solicitors can't make grammatical errors
>>27700340
Post waifus senpai
Original waifu comment
>>27700488
When was this. She got fucking rused anyway, fair play to whoever came up with the idea.
If you won the lottery would anything actually change?
>>27700515
>just enjoyed a nice comfy waifu free thread
>is this a new dawn?
>fucking waifu posting fags are back
kill me desu
>>27700540
I would probably pay for some things instead of pirating them, and I would leave my job, although I don't work many hours. Other than that, no.
>>27700540
I thought about this hard and no, id get a house, and some other essentials.
I wouldn't have to worry about a lot.
but id probably still be a recluse.
>>27700541
>Not liking Christ-chan
Poleaboo has had an awful cold for the last 2 days
Feels light headed, joints hurt, low energy, nose running like a faucet
>>27700606
>faucet
fuck off yank
>>27700606
>"faucet"
Jesus fucking christ kill yourself you fictional cunt
>>27700520
Haha fucking rused mate!
L3G10N!!!
>>27700606
oh, also always feel cold, it's the worst
>>27700541
>Waifu free thread
>Literally the tenth post in the last thread was a waifupost
>>27700667
Was it? Fair enough then, but it seemed an unconventionally waifu-light thread to me.
Lads. Could I join the French Foreign Legion? The idea suddenly occurred to me, might be a good way to spend my life, and there's no chance of actually being involved in a war because its France.
>>27700515
Fuck off you paedo
>>27700805
You probably could. Most people can, although there are exceptions like if you are -
>wanted by interpol (for drug trafficking or murder)
>massively overweight
>ect
But most people are allowed in and you are accepted and giving clothes/food/pay immediately.
http://foreignlegion.info/joining/
There is some info, I thought about it myself a while ago.
Only way to join though is to go to France and go to a recruiting centre. No other way. You'll need some documents too.
>>27700852
Why are the names blocked out ffs. It's not like these people deserve to have their identity protected. The world deserves to know if anime nonces are teaching their kids.
>>27700852
>Implying I'm a paedo
>>27700805
>and there's no chance of actually being involved in a war because its France.
More chance involved in the FFL than most other countries/branches. They send those nutters in first.
There's also a bunch of French colonial holdings which need protecting. Gold mines, jungles and what have you.
>>27700805
>Wanting to serve alongside blackies
>>27700805
Poleaboo already looked into it
LOTS of people want to join the FFL, it's a pretty good deal so they can be quite selective, they go for mercs and shit
When will I get a council house so I can go be a neet piece of shit somewhere else?
>>27701007
>mercenary
>joins the FFL instead of a PMC
>takes shit money in a job aimed at the desperate instead of leveraging his experience in the private sector.
You fucking moron. FFL takes anyone who is eligible. Always has.
>>27700805
If you work hard at it you could do well. Something like 25% of their first time sign ups (no military experience) become NCO's in some capacity.
10% of there commissioned officers start as legionaries.
>Tfw been listening to nothing but retro wave stuff since I got up a couple hours ago
How's your day going so far lads?
>tfw I came raw inside a Japanese girl last week
I did it senpai.
I lived the dream.
>>27701161
Your daki doesn't count.
>>27701161
you know where the door is, you fucking normie
>>27701224
I was a NEET for 4 years and until last year I browsed 4chan and other imageboards for like 16 hours a day since I was 12 years old.
Don't kill yourself yet your life might actually turn around someday.
>>27701161
I tried fucking a Japanese hooker
Dick didn't work. I was just jealous because I wasn't a Japanese girl being fucked
My brain is fucked
How the fuck is it even possible to live in the UK. Im never going to be able to afford to move out my parents even with a full time job.
>>27701361
I'm applying for a job (that I have a fair shout of getting) that would pay 50k/year
Feels weird
>>27700410
genuine autism is unhygienic annoying retards who leave their bloody fanny pads just sitting next to the toilet
not that
>>27700805
Wow, this sounds tempting.
Who here /work construction/.
Been working construction 2 years now. My role is engineer / supervisor FYI.
>>27701879
Nah, I don't like being outside, manual labour or anything especiallytechnical
>mfw its a moving captcha
>>27701839
take a look at >>27700896
There is some info on that page. It is not a recruiting page, just has info. You sign up for 5 years and the rates are not too bad if you're a minimum wager in the first place.
Plus you can take training while you are there, make something of yourself.
It is kind of a last resort though, lots of people go there when they have nothing else, so it wont be easy.
really excited to be going to Bulgaria in september guys.
Anyone want me to bring them stuff back?
>>27700805
It's a pretty shitty existence from what I've heard, as you'll probably get shipped off to some remote jungle for guard duty for five years. But if you've got nothing better to do then why not
>>27701917
I read it. It's a good deal. I don't how I'd fare in anything military though.
>>27701929
Whereabouts in Bulgaria? I went to Sofia and Plovdiv in 2014. Most people go to the coast though, I guess
>>27701933
That sounds really good. I don't mind the sound of monotony just as long as I have some sort of purpose.
>>27701929
bulgar waifu plz
>>27701929
Bring me qt wife please lad.
Post some robot-core music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEQLR1iV5qI
>>27700515
Need to write some stuff down for my psychiatrist
>>27701966
Off to Sunny Beach, but going to get about a bit. Mainly off just to relax somewhere new and not do anything for a week but eat and drink too much.
>>27701990
I'll look and see what I can get you,
>>27702005
Not sure how well I'll be able to convince several women to come back, but I'll spend an afternoon trying. Might have to resort to prozzies though, most of them are Russian and asian if the reviews online are anything to go by.
>>27702104
What kind of stuff, anon?
Haven't jacked it in 2 weeks
No random boners. No horniness. Nothing
Don't think it's a good thing
why so ded /britfeel/?
>>27700515
Playing EDF and oblivion tonight, comfy as fuck.
>>27702104
I'm always here for you lad.
>>27701879
/constructionworker/ here
I just treat everyday as getting paid to work out
(Unskilled labourer) pay isn't too bad either
Looking forward to hameron resigning desu
>>27700410
have to admit, she is rather cute, regardless of her autism
>>27702670
>dave beset by tax fraud and deviancy
>gideon overturned by Comrade Corbyn and the quiet man
>boris going to get BTFO over Europe
Looks like we'll all be celebrating Prime Minister May
>>27702670
he isnt the type, hes n ever apologised for anything and in his mind hes never in the wrong.
>>27701929
Bring me some bathroom tiles back
>>27701093
Took me 6 years to even be offered one, and it was literally falling apart and in the scummiest part of town. Don't get your hopes up.
>tfw waiting for your mark on Twitter to make a tweet so you can begin operation catfish
>>27700896
Yeah, remember when I was in France I saw a recruitment centre. Imagine the contempt in their eyes if they saw a pale faced robot from Britain walk into their office.
>>27700981
We've all got to die eventually I suppose. Getting shot in the jungle is probably better than having eight months to contemplate death alone as you wither away due to cancer.
>>27700515
Here is my waifu Nymph-chan from the very popular anime Sora no Otoshimono
>wake up mr britfeel
>>27700340
what's the best site to find a hooker?
>>27703435
adultworks is probably the best
I've not bit that bullet yet
>>27703435
adultworks
punternet will have threads about your area and recommendations
If you want a high class, top level one then search
>vip+escort+your area
>>27702207
Sounds like it's broke
Watching the latest Better Call Saul now, hope its good desu.
>>27700515
starting first ever job tomorrow
hold me lads
Anyone ever worked as a waiter before? I have an interview tomorrow.
>listing asked for 1 year experience as a waiter
>have 0 years experience
shieeet
>>27701161
how?
give us the story you twat
>>27704096
Holding you down lad. :^)
>>27704096
You'll be fine. Started my first job a month and a half ago and I'm slowly getting used to it
female leads in both disney star war films hmmm
>>27702573
what's your net weekly salary lad.
>>27704513
wind your neck in
>>had an interview at Nottingham
>>will hear from them by 18th at the latest
Bricking it right now lads. Been checking my emails every day but nothing so far.
Watching The Lobster, lads
>>27704513
Boys don't need role models
>>27704776
You're a fucking lobster
>Think I'm finally fixing my sleep schedule, get sleep by 3am down from 8am
>Wake up now after sleeping for 17 1/2 hours
Why even try
>>27704821
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
>>27704821
now that's what I call banter!
Lads can you tell me convince me why I shouldn't become a drug dealer?
I can't hold down a job due to poor mental heath, I'm in debt and will end up getting kicked off the jobcentre again soon
I have the contacts and a little start up capital
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ30TCpgjFw&nohtml5=False
Becoming a brony lads.
>spend a few hours recovering deleted images from HDD because I forgot to back up an image before Iinstalled Gentoo
>the picture I was looking for isn't there
I found some potentially /x/ stuff, too, if you'd like me top post it.
>>27704900
>poor mental health
>job that requires confidence, organisational skills, time management, financial prowess, inter-personal skills and the ability to intimidate strung out druggies
I doubt this will end well
>>27700340
Gurl crushed on me in college was an aspie.
I liked her as a person, but she had serious bad breath.
I let her kiss me once.
ONCE.
>>27704513
I actually wish George lucas would have made the last 3 films now.
At least they would have been different and we could have been arguing over them for years and have lots of memes.
jj played it too safe.
>>27704928
everything /x/ is probably posted on /x/ every 5 minutes anyway.
I think I need a porn drive.
>>27704901
This isn't early 2011 anon, that ship has sailed.
It was a great ride, though.
>>27704949
I'd pretty much be the middle man
cutting and selling to dealers
>>27705010
Anyone else feel like nothing good/crazy has come out of the internet since the normies took it over in the last few years?
I blame the availability of the internet on mobile phones, it's how the normies access it generally.
>>27705067
Yeah, there's not really been a "big thing" for ages. Closest we got was the dress thing, but that was so forced, it was actually embarrassing.
>be scottish autist
>like scotland, no inferiority complex or superiority complex from it v.s. england. both are nice countries.
>watch videos of english autists sperging about autist things like trains
>want to do that kind of thing but sound like a regularly normal scot most of the time instead of having the more distinctive "autism" voice english people get
:^(
>>27705010
>>27705067
I've definitely got that vibe, just feels lifeless now.
>>27705116
>tfw Glaswegian accent
kill me
>>27703918
It was alright, bit slow but steadily building to a climax. The aeroplane and hose scenes were amusing. Kim is going to be mad at Jimmy when she finds out.
I suspect she will discover his /mischief/ at the end of episode 9 and episode 10 will deal with the fallout.
>>27705115
Even shit like the dress is fucking normie internet tier. I mean you don't hear about anything like bronies anymore, there's no chris-chan level autists, hell you dont even hear much about furries these days either. The crazy part of the internet just seems to be drowned out.
>>27704826
this made me laugh, think it's because I can relate a bit but I've never slept for such a ridiculous amount of time. I imagine you are feeling quite shit.
>>27704928
post it here please lad
ococ
>>27704901
80% sure that's sung by a man pretending to be a woman, but if it is a woman, I can only imagine what she looks/smells like.
This chick is making me watch attack on titan. Jesus christ this sucks, every scene involves over the top anime shouting. At least there's not many episodes
>>27705116
Wish I had a normie scottish accent desu. I have a horrible whiny half-scottish accent and it makes me want to kill myself.
>>27705220
May as well, prepare to get spooked lads.
>>27705243
It's definitely a bloke who's changed the pitch of their voice
>>27705116
>normal scot
>>27705252
The story is actually reasonably interesting. Also if you enjoy Shounen-tier fight scenesand who doesn't, let's be honestthere are some cool moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkfrwpClCtA
what horses you having lads?
im going for shutthefrontdoor and holywell
>>27705313
I don't know where either of these came from.
Terrifying, eh?
>>27705252
I love that song
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460059339445.webm
>>27705350
There was also this slightly smug wizard.
>>27704793
Oh course they need role models you retard
Hypothetical, if someone was on ESA but did let's play videos, could the DWP badger them to monetize them, then cut them off? (since if they're not making any money they're presumably "failing self-employment " and thus employed and not the state's problem when they starve to death.)
>>27704101
I've worked summer jobs at two different restaurants. Expect a lot of pressure your way from the kitchen/manager, you'll have to be able to basically ignore it and keep level-headed. From my experience, most customers were actually friendly, but there will always be the cunts who shout at you for their food being late. You're also expected to make small talk with customers, are you sure you're up for that?
>>27705530
err, patriarchy much?
>>27705585
>Expect a lot of pressure your way from the kitchen/manager, you'll have to be able to basically ignore it and keep level-headed.
I think I can handle that yeah.
>You're also expected to make small talk with customers
This will be a problem for me because I'm a super-autist with no personality. I feel like this will be my undoing during the interview; they will recognize that I'm an empty human shell and that I'm not suited for customer facing roles.
>>27705565
No, they couldn't. IIRC, it doesn't count as stable income, so you can just declare it as a hobby, state that you don't receive any income from it, and they won't bother.
>>27700340
Autism doesn't occur in women
Desu
>>27705668
It depends on what your manager tells you and what you choose to do.
I wouldn't make small talk other than asking them the basics, are you ready to order, can I get you any drinks etc. Some customers will initiate though and you'll have to play along. I was 17 when I started and even more autistic than I am now, it was very difficult at first but you get used to it. You won't become some smooth-talking chad by the end of it, but you will be better at making conversation with strangers, even if it feels a bit bullshit
>>27705930
Clearly does
>tfw comfy night shift
Being a wage slave is alright
>>27706055
you realise thats a man?
>>27705930
my sister has autism
>>27700515
Feeling absolutely dead tonight.
I haven't changed my bedsheets in at least 4 months, perhaps 5. I really don't get why people are meant to change them so often. If you shower daily (which I do) and aren't splattering them with bodily fluids every night (which I don't because I'm not a normoid and when I wank I cum on tissues) then what's the big deal?
New episode of Stewart Lee in a few minutes lads, maybe he'll surpass the comedic heights of imitating a cat having diarrhoea for a solid 3 minutes of his routine.
might order a garlic and paki spunk kebab before the takeaway closes desu
>>27706592
>Paki spunk
Mint sauce?
>>27706092
Male, but definitely not a man.
My mate with an IQ of like six that got a gf is already posting about marriage on facebook and it turns out his gf only just turned 18 and he's 23.
Something tells me this relationship is built to last
>>27706527
Because you sweat in your sleep, unless you're putting fuck loads of antiperspirant on before you go to sleep the amount of showering you do won't make a difference.
>>27704738
learn how to use greentext properly you fucking pleb
Lads, I've decided to open a bank account. Who should it be with?
>>27706871
Nationwide or Natwest. Avoid santander at all costs
>>27706903
why? all their deals look really good
>>27706903
Man, it's a shame they never really seemed to get better. Abbey National were pretty shit, too
>>27706903
>tfw savings account with nationwide and current account with natwest
did I do good anon?
>>27706903
Any particular reason for Nationwide or Natwest?
TSB looked quite good.
does anyone listen to venetian snares ?
>>27707004
No. Looks like shit tier music
>>27700340
autistic girls are paki girls
>>27701322
know that feel tobedesuwithyou
>>27706069
Used to be a night shelf monkey. What department are you on?
>>27706986
Try MSE for this sort of shit mate.
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/banking/compare-best-bank-accounts
I've become a normie, lads. Just drunk a shit load and did weed with s bunch of tests. Still don't want t dance though
>>27707004
Yeah, Detrimentalist is a banging album. Like the classical themed ones too. Not too into his bordering-on-gabber stuff but am a fan of most of his stuff I've heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vVzQT3ISJ8
>Had a relatively big dinner
>Really need to purge
>Someone is taking a shower
ffs lads I'm going crazy
>>27707175
Drinking and doing drugs don't make you a normie you autist
Finished watching The Lobster, lads. Good film but really wierd
>>27707175
Got pissed on freshers at uni on the one occasion I went out with my flatmates. Was hoping it would make me easy going or something but I still felt awkward as fuck on the dancefloor despite being smashed.
Doesn't make you a normie though, you can still easily relapse, as I did.
>>27700540
Not really, except I'd have no debt and my own place.
I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
England is mine and it owes me a living
ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
>>27707482
Glad you enjoyed it. It's been on my to-watch pile for a bit.
>>27707759
Just be warned that the acting is odd. It's good but odd
>>27707719
Under the iron bridge we kissed
And although I ended up with sore lips
It just wasn't like the old days anymore
No it wasn't like those days
Am I still ill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6W3ES1WlzY
>You will never be her lover
>You will never be her protector
>You will never be her carer
>You will never be her companion
>You will never be her shield
>You will never be her friend
Why even live brehs? ;_;
>>27707938
She looks ratty. Not the good kind, the sort of ted cruz ratty
>>27701093
No chance mate. I even came off my council's list cos I knew I'd never get anything since I'm not a pregnant girl.
>>27708098
Just lie and say you are?
What are they going to do, make you get a doctor's note to prove it?
>>27708153
Call them transphobic and threaten to sue
>have sex once
>convinced I've got an STI now
>will need to go to the clinic tomorrow morning for a full check because I can't fucking relax
Any of you lads been to a sexual health clinic before? Praying they can see me on the day so I don't have to spend the weekend worrying.
>>27703435
Adultwork m9y.
>>27707938
What the fuck is wrong with you anon.
oc
>>27708194
I've been loads of times. It's not that bad and all i ever got was a dose of chlamydia which was easily treated. I've fucked some belters when I've been on drink/drugs benders and part of the comedown would be freaking out thinking i'd caught bad aids.
Christ lads my housemate's gf is so perfect. She's so nice and a proper motherly type, does all the cooking and cleaning and that, absolutely adores my housemate
Wish a bird felt that way about me
>bad aids
nice
>>27708320
Ruin their relationship anon, fugg her. Why let normies have all the fun?
>>27706527
Do you even realise how much you sweat at night? I change mine every Sunday Tbh, so great getting into a comfy bed with fresh sheets
>>27708194
Full check isn't pleasant, the pee hole swab stings and they draw a lot of blood for the HIV test.
What makes you think you've caught something?
>>27708278
Thanks lad. It was one person but I have these feels down below, I've googled it and am now convinced I have every STI under the sun.
Shit really as I was going to enjoy a day off work but now I'm going to be stuck down the clap clinic with a bunch of chav scum.
>>27708442
I just have this weird burning feeling and white discharge. Could be thrush, could be a bacterial thing that is just coincidental. No pain while peeing. Maybe it's all in my mind. I have spent the entire evening googling STI's and HIV.
>>27708194
Yeah mate it really isn't that bad desu
Went there, pissed in a pot, they took some blood because I figured may as well get tested for AIDS, they offered me some johnnies and then if you have something they contact you within 2 weeks but I never heard from them. The women I had were really nice about everything, obviously they've got to be because of the nature of the situation
Don't worry about it bruv
>>27708442
>pee hole swab
They didn't do this when I went, just the blood test and a piss test
>>27708500
>burning feeling
>white discharge
You've defo got something lad
Who or what have you been sticking your knob in
>>27708506
I was hoping I could get the results on the same day - is it likely that I'll have to wait two weeks? I think I'll have worried myself into oblivion by then desu.
>>27708554
Yeah mate it can be a wait with NHS.
HIV needs a return trip too for the 2nd test.
>>27708500
>burning with white discharge
Sounds like early onset HIV desu lad ngl, get yourself checked out asap.
>>27708584
Fuck lad.
Apparently they sometimes give you the treatment before you get the results. I don't know how true this is.
>hear great things about health in the UK
>have to register at a gp
>call the best one
>says they are too far from my address
>call the best closer to me
>sorry we don't register more patients we are full
>left with one that the reviews say it is shitty, the receptionists don't know what they are doing etc.
explain yourselves.. i am required to register and can't choose a good clinic.. so what do?
>>27706092
Clearly never seen a woman
>2.00
https://youtu.be/9vIMshdTH8E
>>27708633
I think you need to go within 2 days for that.
Don't expect sympathy either.
>>27708554
Fact of the matter is if you've got white discharge you've got something, but yeah it takes 2 weeks at most for the AIDS test to come back
>>27708584
Really? I didn't have to go and do a second test when I went?
>>27706092
Taking hormones and cutting your hair doesn't make you a man, at best she is FtM.
>>27708656
You choose your nearest fucking clinic you bellend.
>>27708584
You do not need to go back for a second HIV test mate.
They can tell from one blood test.
I think you're probably about when you have had sex too recently for it to show up in the bloodwork.
>>27708459
Sounds as if you have the clap desu. Nothing to worry about really mate. Bang some antibiotics and in a few weeks it will clear up.
>>27708665
Fucking hell I used to watch gordo during the general election, he has gone insane
>>27708681
Didn't they mention the possibility of a false negative with HIV?
>>27708656
>thinking having to register for free at point of contact health care is that much of an awful thing
What a cunt.
>>27708681
Not necessarily lad, as it's perfectly normal for what I have down there to get discharge even without an STI. It could just be coincidental because of lube or washing or whatever. Still freaking out a bit though.
>>27708746
Don't believe so, I didn't get a call back either way
>>27708665
>British people "poshing up" their accent to try and impress gullible americans
This triggered me more than the potential gender of this beast desu. That totalbiscuit cunt does it and it really bothers me for some reason. It's so obvious to british people as well but americans are uncultured swine so don't notice.
>>27708770
>white discharge is perfectly normal
No it isn't
>>27708796
It's called ejaculation...
>>27707719
>tfw I think I deleted the Morrissey pepe I created
>>27708796
No, it definitely is lad. I've got a vag,
>>27708819
He's obviously not talking about cum you melon
>>27708778
How do they do it anyway? I'm from a middle class background but still got a thick northern accent that I can't posh up.
>>27705668
I KP in a kitchen in between other gigs.
The waiting staff are all between 6 and 9 out of 10 in the looks department.
If that ain't you you may be out of luck.
>>27708913
>middle class
>northern
no mate
african migrant homes
>>27706069
I went shopping last night in tescos at 2am it was more depressing than my job which I'd just finished at midnight. Working nights fuckign sucks balls,you never meet any women or normies ever.
>>27708924
Well middle class for the North so poverty line in the South
>>27706069
>phone on the shop floor
>publishing photos of the shop online
grounds for dismissal mate be careful
they have a whole team at head office whose only job is to find people like you
>>27708856
I have a collection of smug mozzas
>>27708913
They do it really badly and obviously, that's the thing. Pretty sure totalbiscuit is from fucking Sunderland, and you can sort of tell, but he deliberately and slowly pronounces his words like he's in the royal family. The majority of his audience eat it right up, thinking it gives him some sort of credibility.
All of those "enlightened" right wing youtubers who make 10 hour responses to each of Anita Sarkeesian's videos do the same thing, maybe that's why it annoys me.
>>27708681
12 weeks minimum for a 2nd HIV test at my clap-clinic,it's the potential incubation time or some medical shit like that.
My porn intake increased dramatically after catching an STD . Fucking dirty bitches can potentially give you cock rot and aids and mouth cancer. I'm happy with my hand (apart from the usual crushing deprssion but at least ive not got aids)
>>27708727
>>27708763
so it's ok and normal at this point? you just choose whatever.
what if you need help though. will the doctors be good at a shitty clinic?
maybe i overthink about it..
Has anyone mentioned the fact that the law graduate on employable me is definitely lurking here yet?
Hi ben
>>27709108
he's a redditor not a robot
>>27709133
Did you see his helmet? He's definitely a robot
>>27708984
>All of those "enlightened" right wing youtubers who make 10 hour responses to each of Anita Sarkeesian's videos do the same thing
I imagine those lads do that to appear smarter and more sophisticated so /pol/ yanks think they're right. But they just come across as total wankstains because they're complaining about video games and pop music
>>27709235
yep, really is nothing in this world more pathetic than a northern lad pretending to be posh to impress basement dwellers in Virginia.
>>27709045
>not wrapping it up
Benzos haven't kicked in yet, should I get pissed?
>>27709435
i can only wear a condom with a viagra boner,a regular boner will die in rubber.
Could all the normies talking about sex please fuck off to reddit? You are fucking scumbags and I'm glad that we are all mortal because it means you will one day die.
Working with a qt 3.14 today. Managed to keep a conversation going most of the day. Should I keep going lads or just give up hope now because I know I'll most likely fuck up my chances at some point
>>27709562
do it, lad. just had a shit load of booze and weed. all i have now is modafinil. but i'm not sure if that will be a good idea
>>27709916
Would recommend giving up hope lad. To be honest you were a bit of a fool for letting it penetrate your consciousness in the first place.
>>27709916
Keep talking to her. Even if you do eventually sperg out at least you will have some practice out of it.
britfeel only has 240 replies but is on the verge of death.
>wew
Just stuck a dildo in my bum lads
Kinda feels like I need to take a shit
>>27710586
wait till you find your prostate and you smash the dildo against it
>>27710658
cant find it, doesnt feel much of anything really
>>27710689
keep trying, move it around inside of you at different angles and depths
>>27710689
Ask your bf to help, silly.
>>27707097
Dairy and chilled
>>27706069
>Working nights fuckign sucks balls,you never meet any women or normies ever.
that's a plus in my book
>>27708978
alright mate thanks for the heads up.
>>27708946
see>>27711122
blox etctetctet
>>27710756
>bf
;_; Tonight is not the night for feels, anon
Tried to use a bigger dildo which was closer to average human dick size, and holy shit that hurts. Killed my erection instantly. Better stick with the smaller one for a while. It still feels like you're going to take a massive shit when you thrust it in and out though How the hell are you supposed to "relax" and enjoy yourself with that feeling.
>come to britfeel because I can relate to most of the posters on here
>everyone starts posting about putting dildos in their arseholes
time for bed I think
>>27711605
By everyone, you mean 1 person
>>27711722
Didn't think it was samefag desu, but no-one else is posting anyway.
>>27711605
Yeah, I don't fucking know. There are places for it, but no /britfeel/ isn't one. No idea why these threads are so gay
>watching the chase
>54k in the prize fund
>chaser wins with a quarter of a second left
>>27711357
push your butt out like your taking a poop when you stick the dildo in
