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Cant be doing with no thread, even tho im about to go to bed. don't want to feel alone.
Had too much to drink + only 4 hours sleep last night . fell asleep early.and now I'm awake at almost 2am and have to be up in four hours. Might just stay awake now.
Cocaine is the cure
Debating on whether to go for a shit or try get some sleep an leave it until the morning
pls never die britfeel
>you may never get to see Kate Bush perform live
>>27615234
Cocaine is love
>>27616758
Also opiates and muscle relaxants
I like benzos. I used to be addicted to them.
Wake the fuck up lads im here now dont worry.
Have to pull an all nighter because tommorow i need to go to the shop/
D-don't die /britfeel/
We are gathered here this night to pay our respects to this edition of britfeel.
Your time was short.
You were pretty mediocre
May you rest in peace.
That 4am feel.
Lads I have to pull an all nighter because I cant walk all the way to the shop when people are out like chavs and football fans.
I really need to go and I want to get mango juice because apparently it will help with my stress levels.
>>27618008
/all nighter for going to the shops/ reporting in. it's a full shop for me. ramen, frozen pizzas, fruit juice, crisps, all that lot
Lads is this legit?
I know usually they're complete bullshit but this one popped up while browsing 4chan
>>27618336
>googel
Hmm...
>>27618350
No but is it a legit virus?
who here no sleep?
Lads I really want one of the beats pill dudes just because of how cute they are.
If i bought one what should I keep in it?
inb4 beats pill
Just been crying tbfh. Cant get to sleep either despite being knackered. Wish I had a gun
>>27618377
Nah, maybe, ask /g/
>>27618534
I've got that restless yearning to finally fix my life keeping me awake but then I fall asleep all day and wake up at 5pm focused only on getting something to eat and shooting up another dose of 4chan. Rinse and repeat.
>>27618605
Keep in it? Thought it's just a portable speaker?
>>27618714
Why are you crying?
>>27618783
No the beats pill dudes are just cute docks to keep your beats pill in, when they first came out they was 50 quid but now a store near me is selling them for 12 pounds. I want to get one to keep on my desk.
My just keep coins in it.
>>27619361
>>27618783
Meant to include an image.
ocee
>>27618783
>Thingken of fast
30 year old unattractive literal faggot manlet khv neet with no friends. Probably a closet tranny aswell but no fucking way am I going down that route at my age.
Not sure how much long I can handle the loneliness. 10 years is enough
Pls dont die britfeel
>>27618783
>I've got that restless yearning to finally fix my life keeping me awake but then I fall asleep all day and wake up at 5pm focused only on getting something to eat and shooting up another dose of 4chan. Rinse and repeat.
fucking hell it's too real
please just end it all
this place is all I have that stops me feeling so alone
>Drink 1 mouthful of whisky
>feel a buzz and it hurts above my stomach
Am I dying? I've drank an entire bottle in a night before so what the fuck is going on?
I can't handle the soul sucking endgame of FFXIV anymore. But I'm supposed to be doing Midas Savage with my static.
>>27620113
The sadness is dying within you, Anon.
Embrace it.
the realisation that in 3 hours I have to leave the house and go to work has just hit me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdD57XkQdgA
pulled an all nighter and now i'm finally doing it, lads. i'm going to do nothing except weeb around in my free time. i'm sick of sitting here and watching old shitty comedy shows on DVD while shitposting on various boards. i want to transcend. 20 episodes a day, every day.
who /manc/ here
I'm seriously fucking drunk after wrestlemania lads
trying to get this 17 year old slag to come to mine tomorrow
hows weveryone else doing?
why is /r/britishproblems so shit? "someone refused to follow proper Tea Drinking Etiquette and i tutted at them. haha. guys i'm B R I T I S H upvotes blease"
>>27621005
because it'll be full of numale redditor faggots
Right lads i better go to the shops.
>>27620815
15 miIes away
Is private rent worth it lads? Is 800 quid a month enough?
>>27621165
Dont fall for the shared accom meme. Its fucking shit
>>27621165
>>27621217
2 weeks away from moving into my first flat, private accom 600pcm
I know im getting cucked but theres nothing else i can do but stay at home with mum and dad till late 20s/early 30s
>>27621226
Does that 600 cover bills and tax?
Lads fucking hell its freezing today.
Any of you fine youts near a town called Goole?
Got to go there today lads to see my uncle, not looking foward to it.
Moment of silence for all the wagies up at this hour.
i feel weirdly refreshed after staying up all night. like... this is how normies must feel in the morning. i'm usually up at 3pm.
>>27621263
IT doesnt cover bills, and we're both students so no council tax.
With bills its like 800-825 pcm. We both get 475 a month as students and both have jobs.
>>27621165
living alone is heaven anon
>>27621494
Its terrifying if your as paranoid as me.
Gonna go get some mango juice, the streets should be empty at this time.
Wish me luck lads, I never leave my house.
Still drunk lads
What has my life become im only 20
Day after day my mental state deteriorates more hopefully bringing me further into the belief that I will someday be with her
Post waifus
Off to the bank in an hour.
Guys, is it strange to hoard pictures of somebody you've never met who isn't really that famous?
lasses, I am continuously anxious and cannot find peace.
>when you and the lads are just kinda muckin about no real plans or owt and gaz reckons there's some proper tidy gash down maccy d's so you go down maccy d's and the only gash there looks like a pork scratching so you're like gaz you absolute nonce, standard bants and that, but then gaz remembers we've all got bus tickets with a 99p big mac voucher on the back and you're all like YES GAZ YOU LEDGEBAG and you're scrannin down on bare big macs for days wa heeeeeeeey
>>27621901
>tfw ryans got a new bird whos proper fit but you cant have a go on that lovely snatch because ryans a sound lad who sorts predrinks and you've not tried to snag some other lad's bird since taylor gave you a proper smack after you gave his missus the cheeky two-finger salute under the table at maccas
Just done an all nighter lads because I need to go to the doctors to get Accutane
Fuck I'm so scared to go in, it opens in 30 mins
i've been planning what shit i'm gonna buy at the shop for like an hour. this is torturous.
>>27621818
>Haven't eaten anything since yesterday without throwing up
>Too tired to move without stumbling
>Not eating today because I don't want to risk throwing up
This is it lads, I'm passively dying. Finally.
>>27622254
Haven't had a meal in 5 days. Can't physically swallow anything
>renting
Look at home schemes such as Ownplace in the northwest. Get a house with no deposit and 20 percent off asking price.
My mortgage on a 3 bed terrace in Liverpool is 250 a month. I was renting for 550 a month previously
>hurr northerners pies barms lol
>shit job, own home, own car, disposable income for holidays and whores. Hamburg is da bomb.
Wagecuck here
Manager just sent me home because he thought I was unwell, when desu I'm just on some massive comedown
Everyone have a good weekend?
>>27622346
>liverpool
Would rather be homeless desu lad
>>27622368
One of the shittiest weekends of my life, I haven't slept in 3 days straight, been eating modafinil pills like Mentos and I think I'm going a bit crazy now, I'm suddenly full of energy but everything is spinning slightly
I had to finish an assignment for Uni btw, got it finished an hour ago
Well, time for another day to begin.
>>27622381
>oy vey do you like this studio flat? It's 900 a month with a two month deposit and a 500 pound adminjew charge. You'll note the bog is in the corner by the sink and your bed is a hammock across the 2 metre room. You're only 2 miles from the nearest Kuktube station and the other 10 people who share the place are illegals
>"w-when can i move in?"
>southerners
>>27622417
Where do you buy yours from? I found a website called modafinilcat but I'm not sure if it's legit. Never bought stuff like this before desu
>>27622417
Shit man, I feel you there. I haven't slept for quite a while too. Then again cocaine does that, I suppose.
The only solution I can recommend is getting shitfaced.
>tfw wisdom teeth are causing sore throats and neck pains
Just fuck my shit up
>>27621609
Went and got 10 pounds worth of mango juice plus a mango arizona. That should last me a while.
Felt good to get out the house, even got all my mums shopping done for her as well.
Think she might like me again for that.
>>27622346
Liverpool does seem silly cheap in places. My parents came back from there yesterday and were all "Liverpool is really nice, if you got a job there we will buy you a house".
think i've lost my job, havent been called in for at least 5 weeks or so
listening to Nick Drake feeling sorry for myself
Finally going to see the doctor. How do I talk about depression without seeming like attention whoring?
My problem is I've spent so long hiding it from others and putting on a fake smile, any time I talk about it, other's think I'm just faking it or lying.
>>27623176
Just tell them what you just said. I'm sure they've seen it a million times
>>27623214
Any dos or don'ts?
>>27623231
It's not an ATOS appointment, friend. You're not fighting for your neetbux here.
Just tell them what's wrong, and if it's depression, you'll moist likely get the bog standard happy pills and you'll be on your way with some leaflets about counselling maybe
>>27623253
I suppose. I just don't want to screw this up, I'm tired of feeling this way. Thanks.
>>27621818
>dream of being loved
>wake up alone
it hurts to live
>>27621818
waifu plebs!
jk, love you all really
>>27622850
It is mate.
Loads of jobs
Great nightlife
Everything cheap
Museums and gallery's everywhere for free
QT students
>http://strawpoll.me/7256859/r
Polling for this week's movie night is still open lads, you have until 23:59:59pm tomorrow to get your vote in. Currently leading is American Psycho.
>http://strawpoll.me/7256859/r
>>27622918
Do you have any mango juice at your house?
>>27623379
Where does the movie stream happen?
>>27623425
http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
>live in shithole estate
>can't breathe too loud without a gang of ahmeds giving me the death stare
>>27621818
Posting my waifu and looking forward to another day of doing nothing~
>>27623614
You must be my 1 white neighbour. Fucking paki shits
>>27622529
I used United pharmacies
Cunts tried to fraud my card the first time tho
>>27623374
Disgusting accent
Risk of being stabbed at every turn
Oompa loompa slags and chavs everywhere
Disgusting accent
>>27623614
>Live in chav infested cul-de-sac dominated by noisy family who let their kids run around screaming all the time and damaging property
>Can't do anything considered even remotely noisy by them without them without the parents screaming from their balcony like a bunch of apes
I've spent the past few days not eating and look visibly skinnier. I've been eating healthy, lifting and going to the gym for several months with no real change. I think this might be the beginning of an eating disorder, lads.
>>27623954
This past week I've tried to cut down on the amount of food I eat and also started doing a little exercise everyday, and then weighing myself every morning.
I'm just over 15 1/2 stone and every day I'm seeing fluctuations on the scale but for the better. It's pretty encouraging.
>Tfw feel like I want to cry but have not cried for so long that I don't know how to without it feeling forced and not natural.
When I'm at work I sometimes look at the girl opposite me and imagine her giving me a blowjob. Even though I'm staring at her, she can't tell because it looks like I'm looking at my computer screen.
>>27623954
You should try and stop while you still can senpai. Living with an eating disorder is horrible and I wouldn't wish it on anybody~
>>27623987
Good for you anon, keep it up~
>>27624049
Why do you feel like crying senpai?
>>27623176
Just tell them how you feel and explain that you'd like some help.
I broke down in tears and confessed that I daydream about killing myself at least 3 times a day. They gave me some mirtazapine and it seems to be working, my mood has improved and thoughts that would cripple me for days only bother me for a few minutes now.
I'm turning into a right fat fuck though, the weight gain is unreal.
>turn on telly for first time in a while
>all these adverts pushing it (pizza hut, justeat)
do they think were stupid or do they know that nothing will happen
Nembutal has arrived lads.
Going to have dinner had a nice restaurant near my house. Got a six back of Stella in the fridge , 3 joints and 6 valium. Going to mix it on my last drink and go to sleep forever.
Stay in good health lads.
I wish I could get over my ex desu it's been a year and a half. I've been completely alone for most of that time.I'm 27 I'll probably die alone
>>27624432
Maybe you're struggling to get over her because you're not meeting other people. I can relate because I just ended an eight year relationship and I'm older than you. Feels bad man.
>>27624303
Mirtazapine fucked me right up senpai, could barely stay awake and couldnt tell dreams from reality
>>27624417
Good night lad, sleep well.
>>27624596
I have no friends or any way to meet new people
>>27624617
No friends at all? Do you have a job at the moment? Do you have the chance to meet anybody at all? Dating sites? Anything?
>>27624641
I take care of my disabled dad every day of every week, the friends I had don't really talk to me anymore cause they're all away starting families and wagecucking. I tried pof once but that was before I realised every grill there was only there for the ego boost of somebody messaging them. It's all pointless.
Who /havingashitday/ here?
>ordered a Dell Ultrasharp monitor for Debenhams
>mfw it arrived with no stand whatsoever
I can't be dealing with this shit on a Monday. Now I have to ring them up and get a replacement. For fucks sake.
>>27624303
Mirtazapine is working for me. Sends you to sleep though.
>>27624735
Pretty shit. It's lunchtime and I've done no uni work so far. Think I'm having KFC for tea though, so not all bad.
Can some Brit person vocaroo themselves saying goodnight to me please. You guys have the best accents.
>>27624764
Hope a scouser does it
>>27624848
I actually love all of the different dialects.
>>27624745
>>27624601
Sleep was one of the reasons my GP prescribed it. I would spent 2 hours staring at the ceiling trying to sleep, then I'd wake up at 4 o clock and stare at the ceiling some more. Now I sleep from 10-7 with no interruptions.
The vivid dreams are a bit hit and miss really, the other night I had a top gun themed dream which was cool, but last night it was about family members dying in a car crash. It takes me about 5 minutes to fully realise it's not real.
>>27624735
>Meant to be getting on with some house work but am trying to get the motivation to do so
>Need to head to the doctors to get a prescription later
>Gas safety check guy is meant to be coming
Could be better if I'm honest
>>27624764
Please guys, I don't want to ask the Australians. I don't like them as much.
>>27624959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NEnpOVK48E
>>27625000
Thank you anon have a nice rest of your day.
>>27625042
You too, sleep well.
Took me almost a year to get appointment with a psychiatrist, it's going to be by the end of the month. I really need him to prescribe me adderal (it worked wonders in the past, run out of prescriptions). How do I go about this?
>>27625114
Act natural. Your psychiatrist will tell you if you need adderall.
>>27624932
Anon, shall we help motivate each other? I also need to tidy my entire house but I can't get the motivation to get out of bed.
>>27624897
Fair play m8, if it works for you then thats good to hear.
Who /sweets/ here?
Partial to a fruit gum myself, interested in what your favourites are.
>>27625280
More of a chocolate man, myself. Will slide through a bag of cola bottles or sour Skittles though, no problem.
>>27625280
Got a real thing for Diam bars. The year Woolworths closed you could get a pack of 4 for a quid.
>>27625280
midget gems are like crack
>>27625280
Fruit Gums are amazing I can eat multiple packets in a day. Have you seen that they've made the packet size smaller but kept the price the same? Bastards.
>>27625280
peanut m&ms mate... tasty
>>27625309
The tubes or the bags? Always get fucked over with the tubes, last week I had a tube that was 50% orange/yellows and no reds.
>>27625333
Used to love these until my stomach decided chocolate was haram :(
I booked today off work because of Wrestlemania last night (which was pretty plodding and boring). Really don't want to go in tomorrow because of a drunk work night out on Friday where I made a tit of myself.
>>27625280
Wine gums, skittles. Currently got a bag of fruit pastilles next to me. Really shouldn't eat them though since I'm diabetic. Oh well, who needs feet when you have sweets!.
>>27625376
The bags.
Got an interview for One-Stop lads. Doing evening so I don't have to bother with all the old people in the mornings which is a plus. It's pretty quite out here too so no chavs.
>>27625422
Nope you'll just have to deal with the alkies and stoners.
>>27625422
I had an interview for One Stop a few weeks ago, got turned down because I have no work experience but went pretty well I think
>>27625422
Don't do it lad, fucking awful place to work.
Good morning lads, anyone done much today then?
>>27625844
I helped my neighbour do some gardening. I was kinda doing it in the hope I'd stupidly grab some thorns or something, but nothing eventful ever happens.
>>27621818
Jun is looking nice today, time to relax with some WoW and chillwave.
>>27625844
I'm going to try and do better at my EU4 game than I did yesterday.But I will probably end up fucking up which will mean I've wasted 3 days on it.
>>27625844
got high and grinded on that ps4 digimon game all morning
forgetting about real life is fun
Nope still in my PJs. Going to the offie in a minute to stock up on booze.
>>27625887
Yeah, whenever I play Paradox games I sink days into them and come out no better at them than when I went in. The comfiest EU4 playthrough I did was playing as the USA and just conquering all the American Indians.
>>27625937
I'm playing as the cherokee and the French just blew me the fuck out.
Out numbering them 6 to 1 does not overcome indians being shit
What's poleaboo up to this fine monday afternoon?
>>27625962
yeah that's what happened when I was playing as USA, they outnumbered me massively but I guess they just had bow and arrows or some shit because they were fucking useless
tfw used to be a twink
>>27626236
whats a twink freindo?
>>27626272
google it m8
oc
>>27626236
Oh wow, it hurts to look back and know I was probably close to being attractive and I couldn't see it at the time and soon I will be 25 and a dried up husk and still a virgin.
>>27615234
>>27616758
I only wish I had a connect still now that I'm over in Yorkshire.
>>27626302
So you got old or you got straightened out?
>>27626338
just got worse looking
>>27625466
That's some bullshit, you try to get experience but get turned down because of no experience?
I just came back and it went well, I don't really have experience in sales either but she said it's simple enough we'll give you training. The person who you seen just sucked I think.
>20k words due in by the 25th
Feels bad man
>>27626396
Is she playing solitaire? fucking kek
>>27626396
i need to eat her bum hole
>>27626355
Me too. Can't even pull off being masculine so it's not like I can start fucking the twinks
>>27626396
Thats what you get for doing a meme degree
tfw you get a fucking invitation for a skype interview.
>>27626502
Make sure you're wearing trousers in case they ask you to stand up, lad.
>>27626502
what for lad
oc
fins a good looking lad in the new star wars desu
>>27626361
No they talked about training and stuff with me too, they just said I didn't get the job because I didn't have enough experience, presumably because other people who already had experience also applied for the same job
>>27626502
better than those retarded recruitment companies who expect you to come meet then for a waste of time interview in another city before you go to the actual interview
>>27626327
It's all about nightclubs senpai
chewey's a big guy
>>27615172
>Live in a 7 bedroom house
>Everyone assumes my parents are CEOs or lottery winners
>They just sold their 3 bed semi in London for a 7 bed house in Cambridgeshire, and still got 18,000 cash left over from the sale.
>>27626327
That's bullshit unless its sky rocketed since 2009
I get 80%+ Marquis tested shit
>>27626651
desu if they had a 3 bed semi in London they are elitist tory cunts
>>27626661
>durr what is mean
no wonder you normies can't do simple maths if you're snorting coke, fucking retard
It is a fantasy of mine to run a small company and hold monthly dance competitions with my employees. There would be optional weekly dance lessons then once a month we each individually choreograph and perform a dance to a song of our choice. The winner gets free beers for the rest of the night.
Then at christmas we would choreograph a large group performance and perform it at a local festival for the town folk.
>>27626682
This is such a bizarre fantasy and could only end up with you doing the Brent dance in the middle of the office to try and convince your team to get on board with the idea.
just cut my toenails
>>27626680
Niggas 80 is average these days and it isn't even represented on the scale
Kys
>>27626682
You're definitely a bender
>>27626719
always forget to do this until they are hideously long
>>27626396
Why does the number of words even matter? Surely the content is more important. And the better you can simplify the answer, the more clearly you understand it.
>>27626744
They were pretty bad tbqh
>>27626682
Why not just be a good boss and hold nice event your employees might want to go to?
>>27626682
Literally Mr. G.
>>27626682
very bizarre post
>>27626760
Not at all true thanks to the feminisation of the education sector
>>27626737
>I still don't know what a mean is despite having had time to look it up
stop posting please
>thinking of joining a meetup group to make friends
>need to create a profile with picture for them to consider allowing you to join the group
>>27626682
bizarre and intriguing
mum prefers sainsburys
>>27626762
why not dance for me
>>27626719
Don't you bite them? It's very satisfying to spend half an hour just chewing on a big toenail you've just bitten off.
Its tfw no bf o'clock lads
>>27626272
It's a level 19 rogue decked out in gear to farm noobs in pvp.
>>27624303
my gf is on that and it helps her a bit, she put on some weight to start off with but it's going now thankfully, good luck.
>>27627055
Thanks for reminding me anon.
>tfw too autismo for a bf
>>27627055
are you a gril? ill be your bf
>>27627055
I'm here for you all lads <3
>>27625844
washed up, drove the missus to work and now enjoying some cullen skink while I dread my 5 hours of wagecucking this evening. I know it's only 5 hours but after having the weekend off I really cba.
>>27627101
>are you a grill?
kek
>>27627101
When I wear a skirt I'm a girl
>>27627101
Your optimism is inspiring if misplaced
>>27627123
I said bf not fuckbuddy but thanks for the offer
>>27627146
no you're not you're a bloke in a skirt
>>27627249
OMG I can't even!!!!
HOW DARE U MISGENDER HER
>>27627249
I do not identify as a bloke. So you are incorrect.
>>27627254
>>27627275
bunch of fucking bender weirdos
>>27627275
you go gurl! :D
>>27627294
Nothing wrong with enjoying boipucci lad.
Today shall be known as the day that britfeel exposed just how desperate its anons are for sex that they'd start sucking up to a tranny for attention.
>oh well, at least it's not waifus for once...
>>27627332
>being surprised about this
wew lad
>>27627341
You make a good point sir.
>>27627332
b-but I'm not a tranny, I'm just a fag
just wasted my only wagie day off watching that shitshow of a mania wut do now lads?
>>27627275
what do you identify as?
What is an acceptable amount of jobs to apply for per day on JSA?
>>27627393
Any number of these.
>>27627403
Three
27627403
>>27626847
What groups?
I once tried meetup.com and it was all old people. Nobody my age was using it. Maybe my city is shit.
Any other robots tried Elite Dangerous yet? I got it yesterday and am quite enjoying it so far. Comfy game.
>>27626651
>They just sold their 3 bed semi in London
that makes you a fucking millionaire you cunt
>>27627249
That was the joke senpai.
You could stick your cock in me though
>Decide to try doing some work
>Drink a load of coffee
>Get really sleepy and dehydrated within like an hour.
Fuck this meme-drink.
>>27627441
There is a 20s social thing, it seem like a good idea a lot of people my age must be adandoned by going to uni or everyone else going to uni/good jobs. There was one for going to live music events and there is one for le gamers which might be awful but it more my speed.
They all have proper candid pictures and all the guys look pretty good. Lots of girls but they look like fatties
>>27627393
An attack helicopter naturally.
Today I was walking through my house, pulled my jeans down and looked at my ass in the hallway mirror. I realised when I bend over I have an amazing thigh gap out of nowhere and really good cheeks. It wasn't like this last time I checked. What gives?
>>27627081
my man Elliot. Remember I watched a few of his videos and laughed at him a couple of days before his shooting. Heady days.
>>27627627
why were you watching them a few days before?
didnt they have like 30 views eavch
Poleaboo quite liked Wrestlemania 32
>Ryder won the IC title a culmination of a 5 year jouney
>Divas match was possibly one of the best in WWE history and stole the show
>Lesnar destroyed Ambrose, good if you like Lesnar and really what should have been expected
>Shanes spot was good, surpassed Foley
>AJ/Y2J had a shit match hopefully ending the indy wrestler meme for a while
>Rock stripping down to his match gear was really cool, my favourite moment of the night
>Reigns/HHH was a good match and HHHs best ever WM title match
>>27627673
Yeah that's what's crazy about it. They got posted on /r/cringe (I know I'm a faggot), and got up to a few hundred views but didn't really get that much attention. Everyone in the comments was saying that he would probably end up being a school shooter as well.
got a dominos pizza desu lads, used one of those 20 pounds off 40 pounds spent codes
>sent an email to 20 students asking them to reply with their CVs if they wanted a job over the summer/next year
>no replies
It's been just under 24 hours, quite disappointed
>my pizza is going to be delivered by obaidullah
>>27627146
Or a Scot at a wedding.
>>27627405
>goy is an option
>>27627751
nice lad. What's your toppings? I was supposed to be getting KFC later but my flatmates being lazy and not wanting to drive so gonna order some no-brand local fried chicken instead. Might get a burger too to be honest.
Lads, I just want you to know, no matter how bad life gets, no matter how much you feel you've failed, you will never ever be shit on as much as Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania.
>>27627092
Better than being too ugly
>>27627701
>still watching wwe
>>27627403
Wait till the day before you sign on and search the various jobsite and make all that shit up, they can't follow up due to data protection.
>>27628019
He still has a good job, something I'll never get. I'd rather be him then be me.
>>27627701
How do you stand on the crowd reaction to Roman? Surely now they've got to realise he's not their guy.
For fucks sake, even Baron Corbin got a bigger fucking pop.
>>27627701
Haven't followed WWE in a while. Was Reigns in the main event? That's fucking stupid. So glad I stopped watching.
>>27628027
It's just a TV show with its peaks and troughs,you appreciate the good times more if you're around for the bad
>>27628044
Corbin might have gotten a more positive reaction but Roman got a reaction from more people (if the rumours about muting the crowd are true)
I agree with Vince Russo, WWE is primarily a TV show, the crowd means fuck all, if the ratings are fine and the merch sales are good then there's no problem
Besides I hate smarky crowds, they're going to cheer/boo certain guys no matter what and that ruins the whole show since it nulifies the storytelling ability
>>27628051
>why aren't they pandering me!
Indy darling AJ styles got a match and it was shit
>>27626396
Better start writing then lad. Start by making a plan for the essay.
Poleaboo cut his nails and bought new bedsheets and razor blades
Almost feels like a human again
Will Shave tomorrow
>>27628134
Why is poleaboo doing that if he says he's going to kill himself soon?
>>27628134
>>27628143 >he's going to kill himself soon
plz don't disappoint
>>27628143
That's still just over a year away, might as well live in comfort until then
>>27628171
Don't think i can take another year of pakipoo attention seeking
>>27628201
My actions might even get /britfeel/ deleted, you know how hated generals are here already
good thing this isn't /int/, else you'd see my argentine flag lol
>eastenders
>coronation street
>hollyoaks
who watches this shit
>>27628259
I LIKE CORRIE
>>27628244
Don't worry mate, think most people on here recognise that the Malvinas belong to the proud people of Argentina.
>>27628259
I don't watch tv
27628259
>>27628294
>peopleayy lmao
>>27628244
My best friend is an Argie desu
Just spent an afternoon playing COD 4. Good lord, what a comfy game. 2004-2010 is the greatest period in gaming history, no doubt. Will probably never be surpassed, certainly not in our lifetimes.
>>27628244
Do you speak Welsh lad?
>>27628314
Those wouldn't happen to coincide with your early teenage yeara would they?
>>27628314
I played promod and general during the holidays until 2014, it really was one of the best standard shooters i have played.
>>27628259
Poleaboo watches all three, better than most american shite, the acting is amazing at its best an you won't find similar hardhitting real storylines anywhere else
Eastenders at its best > average Hollyoaks > average Eastenders >>>>>>>>>> corrie
>>27628358
Poleaboo must have the taste and cultural awareness of a middle aged woman in HR.
>>27628025
I don't even get to the too ugly part online. But I probably am aswell
>>27628171
Why a year? Do it this week.
>>27615172
so I've been going over my last appointment in my head specifically about how I'm worried I'm going to hurt my dog because it's spying on me, and mentioned how spiders are trying to bully me and how a group of people is plotting to kill me
the doctor just rang me and specifically requested my parents be at the appointment to "discuss my meds" is it over robots?
>>27628430
How old are you? Surely your doctor can't fucking do that if you're legally an adult.
>>27628506
18
ORIGIANL FUCKIGN COMENT
Getting an HIV test lass. I'm nervous, but at least the blood drawing part is over.
i wanna buy some stuff lads
what should i buy?
>>27628223
Please don't bring more normies to britfeel you cunt
Lads, going through a really fucking messy break up right now, feeling not too bad in general but struggling to deal with life. Should I go to my doctor and take some time off work for stress? Or is it better than I try and keep as much structure as possible?
I have a fantastic employer, there won't be any problems with me being off. I just don't want to end up being off and ending up feeling worse.
>>27628590
Wow, normie the post.
Bet you even have a good job and your own place. Fuck out of here.
>>27628604
I'm an engineer. Does that really trigger people here? I didn't know.
>>27628629
Just fuck off, you are not welcome here
>>27628629
>Engineer
Nice one lad, it's a decent profession. Congrats on the lass as well even if you did break up, most engineers I've met are right autists.
>>27628687
But why? Having a good job means you are not a robot? Most robots end up making it to uni due to being shit at everything apart from academia.
>>27628743
That break up post wasn't mine. I was curious about >>27628604
Tried my first cup of coffee today, it was awful and it made me have a completely black slimy and smelly poo. What is the appeal of it? I don't get it.
Can any of you weebs translate what the moon rune is?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459216089489.webm
>walking fast
>three girls walking infront of me in a line blocking the entire path
>panic
>think of slowing down but don't want to get stuck behind them and incase someone is watching
>can't cross traffic is heavy
>I take my chances and aim for the right maintaining a fair speed
>she's the thinnest of the three I might be able to squeeze past her right hand side and just slip past them and I can quickly dip off and back on the path from the gutter without getting hit by a car
>I commit to the overtake
>as I move to her right she adjusts her bag and knocks me a little
>I have to respond somehow and the first thing to leave my mouth is "Honk honk"
>Her friend pulls her out of my way
>I get past and she says "soz!"
>actually fucking says "soz" in real life
>"s'aight, thanks."
>I press on and almost cry from the whole ordeal
Worst part of my day desu lads
>>27629012
I think the worst thing is you actually saying "honk honk".
>>27629030
Yeah, I know, I felt like a complete twat.
>>27629012
you sound like my sisters boyfriend do you have gf with blonde hair?
>>27629012
>I have to respond somehow and the first thing to leave my mouth is "Honk honk"
>>27629070
>do you have gf
Nope.
>>27629103
I spaghettied. I know.
>>27628330
More like late childhood. A lot of games from that period I have only revisited in recent years but they still stand out. Think the time was the perfect blend between big budget development and creativity.
>>27629012
kek'd heartily friend.
i am autistic too, but I just make weird unintelligble noises when I spaghetti a response.
I don't fucking go "honk honk".
Why did that even come to your mind?
Lmaoing desu
>>27628604
It's true, I do. But I'm heading back down the road to being a robot again, so at least you can laugh at my failed attempt at a normie lifestyle.
>>27628590
Take a few days off and wank lots. Also maybe self harm.
>>27629270
>man who got sacked from an amusement park where he pissed himself instead of using the toilets
>giving life advice
>>27629270
This was the plan. I'm off work anyway but figured I could be getting "free" days off from my GP, rather than taking holiday days. I can save those for when I'm feeling better.
>>27629284
What? I'm not who you think I am mate.
>tfw I jacked off in the shower for the first time
>>27626682
I'd fucking despise working for you. Being forced to do a potentially extremely embarrassing activity in front of my colleagues would be a nightmare.
>inb4 "He said it was optional".
He said the lessons were optional.
>>27629334
>tfw I took a shit in the shower for the first time
>>27629334
never done it, any good?
is it possible to find online dnd groups?
>>27628259
Hollyoaks has the best cunny m8.
>>27629357
It's a bit naff, really.
>>27629259
I don't know, I just don't know. I was just trying to desperately think of something I could say to get them to move out of my way on the approach and that was in there and it just came out in the moment.
Should have just fucking gone with "excuse me" from the start.
Lads. I'm almost 30 and like most people my age I've found my style about 15 years ago. The issue is, I see teenagers running around in similar gear, and I'm starting to think I'm getting too old for that shit.
Should I start changing my style or just roll with it.
>>27629373
i think even just on roll20 website has some, but i personally looked for a local group/club and they usually have a forum that you can look for online groups in ect. I just play with friends and local IRL group who rent a room at my local school though.
>>27629492
Just roll with it. Don't let some poofter teenager change what you have
Lads, going out for dinner tonight because I have no food in the house and my friend asked if I wanted to hang out. Only shit restaurants available I'm afraid.
>Five Guys
>Wagamama
>Yo Sushi
>TGI Friday
>a cheeky Nando's
Which one should I go for?
>Las Iguanus
>>27629555
Wagamama or TGI. The others are shit
>>27629555
How about going to the shops and buying food
>>27629555
Yo Sushi
Paying over the odds for uncooked cold fish and watching some cheeky cunt keep nicking your orders from the conveyour belt is the best
>>27629570
Thanks for your input anon. Every time I go to TGI's, I spend the next two weeks dehydrated because of how much salt they put on their fries. Wagamama is a definite option.
>>27629591
I'm going to go food shopping tomorrow as I'm gagging for a cup of tea but there's no fucking milk. I just can't be bothered to go tonight. Friend wants to see my anyway so may as well socialise and not have the washing up to do, lad.
>>27629630
>Friend wants to see my anyway
>>27629555Are you in Derby, lad?
TGI Friday
>>27629681
No lad sorry, not too far from there though. You probably have a similar place, it has a cinema and a bunch of shit tier "restaurants", plus a bowling alley full of fucking chavs.
>>27629681
Ahoy fellow Derby lad.
>>27629710
INTU in Derby is only there for the students pretty much
>>27629353
It's quite fun to stamp it down the drain and to attack it with the shower head on the highest pressure setting.
>>27629681
>>27629731
>>27629735
Once fucked a girl from Derby
She sucked a good dick but gave me the clap
>>27629735
>calling it Intu
It's the Eagle Centre, lad.
>>27629555
TGI Friday wouldn't be my choice, five guys is ok but very overrated.
>>27629770
>Eagle Centre
bit gay tho innit
>>27629770
It was INTU when I was there 3 months ago mate
>>27629795
INTU seems like a really dumb name to me. Maybe it's just me
>>27629789
Meant to say TGI Friday would be my choice
>>27629509
no chance of me interacting with people in real life, wanted to try and find an online group which would be rookie friendly
>>27629825
It is really shit branding, they have even done it to my local shopping centre. Called it INTU Lakeside instead of just Lakeside
>>27629856
>INTU Lakeside
>tfw town only has a highstreet so I don't have to put up with the shit branding
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvKFypDr
u can come chill out here
makes life less painfull
I'm getting stressed out again, I need my mango juice but my brother and his chavy mates are all in the kitchen.
>>27629555
Whitely?
>>27629570
>5 Guys
>Shit
GET OUT
>>27629877
It's probably half decent as well if there is no out of town shopping centre nearby.
>>27629856
OI OI LAKESIDE MENTIONED
>>27629877
A town near me had a shopping centre go from "The Chequers Centre" to "The Mall Chequers"
Fucking hate branding like that.
>>27629912
It's not shit but it is very overrated.
>>27629895
Just go in there and get it. If any says anything just tell them to fuck off.
>tfw i've busted a nut to that Lia webm once or twice.
>>27629895
You don't need your mango juice, nobody NEEDS mango juice.
You WANT your mango juice, in which case either go and get it or settle down and stop whinging.
>>27629928
The 'stone?
Why do robots hate failed normies so much?
>>27629914
We used to have a Game, a HMV, and a Woolworths but they've all disappeared when the companies started struggling. We're on of the few places with a Daniel department store so it's pretty decent
Getting the silent treatment off my parents.
Came home Friday after work screwed the rota as there was already someone on shift. So I lost 1 of my 2 shifts a week, got moaned at by my mom so I told her to stop being so arsey with me.
Now I'm being treated like an enemy.
>>27629761
I live there at the moment for work and I must say it's an odd place. By odd I mean shit with the most incompetent council I've ever come across. A handful of nice people but most of those I've got on with aren't from there originally. QUAD is probably the only thing the city has going for it.
>>27629979
I NEED MY MANGO JUICE
never tell me what I want or need.
>>27629970
Muh... b-but its just a nipple, its made for feeding babies, grow up
>>27630024
Because they're still normies
>>27630065
Used to go to Uni there but quit. It's full of druggies begging for change
>>27629984
The fuckin' stone.
>>27630090
Not really, they failed at it. They are really just robots who tried.
>>27630137
We hate them because they didn't embrace robot culture and tried to change themselves. They're traitors
>tfw when i always post in these threads pretending to be brit and none of the stupid brits can ever spot that im a fake couse theyre stupid as all fuck
>>27630123
Stone Island
Ocee
>>27630137
>who tried
Exactly, Confidence, courage and hope; these things make me angry because I lack them myself.
>>27630099
There's a lot more beggars than when I first arrived here. About a year or two ago there seemed to be an explosion in numbers, not sure what happened.
>>27630176
The guys who busked near the one pound bakery were pretty decent.
>>27630171
those are some of the adjectives i use to describe me
>>27630219
yeah but you're lying right?
>>27630059
>mom
YANKS LEAVE
>>27630219
And that's why I want you to fuck off
>>27630228
nope those arent actually adjectives you just got trolled lmao
>>27630240
haha mad cus you got trolled? those arent adjectives you dumb brit
>>27630203
They're still there I think. Not bad, I just wish they would learn some new songs.
>>27630379
Yeah it seems like it's everytime I walked past them they always played the same songs, but they're decent considering they're banging on buckets
>>27621818
>disconnected the hard drive with SnO on it
>no more new waifu screencaps
Getting bored of all of these ones desu
How do I become /carefree/ and /contented/ ??
>>27630171
>Confidence, courage and hope.
No they try because they are desperate, desperate not to be alone for their whole life. If they had the qualities you suggested they would not have failed at being normies.
>>27630653
Watch TV and drink plenty of fluoridated water, stop thinking so much.
>>27630682
i'm also desperate not to be alone, yet I never tried to get out. They did, ergo they have hope and confidence, they dared to try
god I had a terrible headache. took 3 shits and 2 paracetamol to get rid of it.
gonna have a wank just to make sure its gone
>>27630763
What you gonna wank to?
>>27630809
That is always a tough decision.
>>27630727
You clearly aren't desperate enough.
fancy a kebab but the takeaway is a good 30 min walk, worth it lads?
>>27630960
Or maybe I just lack your normie courage
>>27618336
>Lads is this legit?
Just googLEL
>>27630653
It's a struggle and not a constant state for me. I think having a routine without any external influences will narrow your outlook on life and thus you will stop caring about what you lack.
>>27630960
Do you have a death wish, anon?
Get another takeaway instead.
>>27630960
Not for something that will probably give you food poisoning
>>27631019
they're all on the same street be the same shite walk whether i get a chinky or a kebab
>tfw too poor to afford Hunie Cam Studio
>>27631080
I was talking about the kebab, lad.
>>27631104
Once I get gentoo working I'llpirateit for you.
NEW DEFTONES ALBUM LADS
>>27631110
more likely to end up with food poisoning with the disgrace they call a chippy in my town than a kebab
Been trying to flash my LG G3 for the last two days and it won't fucking work REEEEE
Also petrol station meal deals
Might apply to be a jannie lads. I think I'd do a good job keeping this board free of normons, chads and staveys
>>27631104
What's your steam I'll gift it
>>27631199
For real?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ai_ebihara/
Proof it's the same person btw
>>27631248
added you, once you accept I'll gift it senpai
>>27631295
BASED
original comment pls robot
>>27631295
>>27631360
Nice to see this kind of stuff. Keeps my faith in autismo sperg lords up
>>27631360
Oh fuck, I forgot to take the profile name out. Fuckity fuck.
>>27631248
Hope you are ready to get doxxed huehuehue.
>>27631408
no problem I'll just change it for 24 hours
>>27631157
>Deftones
They're shit mate.
Still waiting on a new album by The Stranglers
>>27631464
fuck off mate, they're the greatest metal band of all time
>>27631552
>metal band
That's why they're shit, metalfag
>>27631360
>>27631403
>>27631295
I feel that /britfeel/ is one of the nicer threads about nowadays
>>27631440
and i'll be there in 25
just joking mate
>>27631635
fuck you you dopey bastard, poo in my willy end trapped by tight foreskin yummy dried cummy on my tummy
>>27631642
as I was typing that I thought some fucker was going to do that
>>27631658
Had good cummie in the bath before, did it as it was draining so it carried the cummie away
just finished my first shift at Tesco
i feel so drained, I can't even be bothered to speak
is this normal? is this the life of a wageslave?
I want to cummy on Juns bummy.
>>27631717
I was looking for a job and then I found a job...
>>27631552
Some good taste there lad.
April the fourth be with you.
>>27631757
word lad, best butt i've seen on a british slag
>>27631757
big arse no tits
>>27631807
That tends to be the way with naturally bottom heavy lasses
>>27631735
>That ware on the table top
treat yourself to a jun mouse mat mate
>>27624088
I do this with girls on the bus.
I'd do at work but >tfw no fitties in the office.
>>27631834
well that rubs right off, and i might get a small one but i like the bareback feel now desu lad.
>>27631790
The girl who played Mitzee had a pretty nice arse as well.
>>27631807
>Not appreciating hot women of different shapes and sizes.
>>27631900
can't say i know who mitzee is
>>27631866
My laptop sits on some fake leather desk protector thingy. It feels better than bare back and doesn't make horrible scraping noises
what films should i watch tonight lads?
currently downloading The Departed and To Live and Die in LA
I wanna re-watch some films but I dunno, feels weird when there's still tons I haven't seen.
>>27631925
Not got too many arse pics of her, she doesn't like to show it as much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AElZzOvZ3YM
Although 0:14 onwards is a good vid of it.
>>27632016
If you haven't seen the Departed watch that.
>All this 3D being posted
Come on lads are you benders or something? Sort it out.
>>27632040
she also has nice feet
>>27632082
I thought it was pretty shit
>>27632016
I rewatched Mean Streets the other week and it's fantastic. Go see if you haven't
>>27632093
>tfw no weekly episode of hanging out the biyoris
Just end my shit lad.
>>27632016
I loved To Live and Die in LA, Willem Dafoe is great in it.
I put forward either The Lost Boys, Punch Drunk Love or The Boys from Brazil. I find them quite comfy desu.
>>27632093
>He finds cartoons attractive.
>>27632114
stop making me sad.
la
>>27627565
>ass
WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER, GENTS
>>27632110
Fair enough lad.
>>27632122
Swiss Family Robinson is my go to comfy film.
>>27632189
Where did this british people dont say ass meme start? Arse and ass are two different, synonymous words andt
everyone I knowyes both of themuses the words interchangeably.
>>27632143
>>27632107
These girls are bringing on some serious
>tfw no gf
Especially >>27632143 as she's a proper qt and I don't have a qt gf to eat dominoesmy favorite food desuwith
> being a wagechuckle
> get home from a long and and fire up /britfeel/
> see a post that you could contribute to
> posted at 08:00
Like two ships in the night, lads.
>>27632254
>tfw no 38 year old gf
>>27632122
Downloading Punch Drunk Love rn, thanks.
all these naked women on the internet and not one wants to take their clothes off for me.
>>27632252
Ass to me means donkey, which arse means bum. Don't know why but it really gets on my skin when British people use ass instead of arse.
>>27632254
Sorry about that lad, just wanted to share some quality girls to fap to.
>tfw no tall gf to be the big spoon and crush you with her huge boobs
I don't like this feel
I made a painting today. I sat in the garden and painted my mother's flowers.
are there any other words can be turn't into 2 letters that are 4 letters or more
for example
envy = nV
excel = XL
>>27632368
>not being 6'3
fucking pleb
>>27617710
kek, iktf bro
>>27632324
She's fucking stunning for a 38 yearold
>>27632348
No worries mate, just feeling some feels lately
>>27632382
wanker = op
>>27632397
word, her name is katheryn winnick
>>27618336
If you can't tell if that is legit you deserve what you get.
>>27628418
What part do you get to? Would have thought pics and shit would have been near the beginning
>>27631742
And if you must go to work tomorrow
Well, if I were you I wouldn't bother
For there are brighter sides to life
And I should know because I've seen them
But not very often
>>27631925
>>27632143
>>27632324
>>27632392
Makes a change to have some proper waifu's in the thread for once.
>>27631807
Just how it should be
>>27632410
I also love vikings. You just know Helga would be the best waifu though, even if she does look like ass.
>>27632498
no, lagertha for life
>>27632392
Fuck.
Can I donate like a foot of height to anyone???
>>27632252
try saying "ass" in an english accent, it sounds shit
>>27631717
Tesco are shite to work for m8 just hang in there the pays alright, and try finding another job while you have one it's easier
>>27632435
Big potnoodle fan
>>27632410
Cheers lad, already had a wank today so I'll pull one out to her tomorrow I guess
>>27632504
Sure I want to hit my head on everything
>>27632535
maybe you should
>>27632538
i am 6'3 and can say that the world isn't built for tall people such as myself
>>27632535
She can eat potnoodle while I eat her arse.
>>27632587
>potnoodle
>Not supernoodles
Who is watching Bear Grylls The island here?
>>27632680
Stopped watching the electric jew quite some time ago
>>27632382
cutie = qt
pie = py
hello = lo
mate = m8
bait = b8
rate = r8
arse = rs
see you = cu
>>27632598
>NOT SHIN CUPS
>>27632680
Last years was so obviously staged I can't stand to watch it again
Finding a tin of fucking beans in a Pacific island jungle. Fuck off.
>>27632680
>Bear Grylls
He's a hack, so no
>>27618336
lol no, its just a shitty popup. Ignore and close the tab.
>>27632580
>6'3
>tall
lel borderlines
>>27632712
ty = thankyou mate
>>27632680
>It's a men underestimate the stronk womyn episode.
Bear Grylls is a nonce cunt desu. Anyone else see when he tried to bless Barack Obama on tv like he was a black minister from the deep south.
>>27632814
The women are literally cheering because there is cock on the island with them. Fucking roasties reeee.
>>27629928
>A town near me had a shopping centre go from "The Chequers Centre" to "The Mall Chequers"
>Fucking hate branding like that.
i live in rainham
chequers is in maidstone
>>27632947
Fucking hell, it's getting all Kent up in here.
Sittingbourne desu.
There's a couple of us.
>>27632947
Literally just down the road from me.
>>27633059
I see loads of Sittingbros popping up in threads, but don't actually know anyone irl around here who uses this korean shitposting website.
>>27632426
Not for me, I don't get far I really have no idea what I'm doing
I rushed into meeting once and it went to shit and now I try to talk with people for a while and they just stop replying after a while.
I probably bore them or something
If I taped the lid of a trash bag around my neck could I kill myself by waiting it out?
>>27632886
From the advert it looked like the female camp was shit and the men come over and put work into it nor being a mess
>feminism
>>27633266
bags don't have lids.
>>27633266
nobody will ever answer my fucking question
>>27633245
Do you try and initiate conversations, or do you always wait for them to start because you worry about "bothering" them or "don't know what say"?
It does get tiring always being the one having to start things and that makes me stop caring as much. Makes me think that the other person doesn't give enough of a shit to talk to me
Went to the job agency today. They offered me a job pouring concrete in a factory and a job packing cakes on a production line.
>>27633245
How did the meeting go bad?
>>27633373
I try to start it if we have each other on skype but often it is on email. Only sending a couple of emails a day doee make conversation slow so maybe they think it is not going anywhere. But not responding seems a bit harsh to it being slow.
I am a bit shit at talking though.
>>27633485
They didn't exist and were just bullshitting me
>>27633271
Last season they gave the women loads of food, supplies and some pigs to hunt
>>27633271
Wasn't there an episode where the women struggled to catch a pig and cried when they slit its throat but the men saw a crocodile or something and like 4 of them jumped on the cunt and cheered when they killed it?
>>27633561
They gave the women some pigs that were obviously domesticated and claimed they were wild. The pigs almost died from starvation before the women killed them.
>>27633542
Oh yeah I saw how the guys killed a crocodile to eat the women were just fannying about in the jungle
>>27633607
Yeah that croc was actually an endangered species lol
>>27633532
Do you initiate skype conversations on a regular basis when you do add someone? I find it naturally slows down when it comes to the skype phase because you're over all the initial descriptions which people love to talk about, but slow doesn't mean bad.
How do you plan a meeting with someone who doesn't exist? Were they were just using you for online RP? an ego boost? attention?
>>27633602
Got nowt against equality but women really arn't up to snuff in some aspects. Too much fannying about
I bet I could hunt and kill a pig on my own to be honest.
>>27633637
They planned to meet me but they were just lying, it was intentional to make me waste money and time.
I don't really know what to talk about with people once its on skype. I guess because I have to work during the day I may seem to be away a lot.
Mostly it has just been emails, i try to engage but then after a while they just stop.
I am now pretty jaded and its hard not to get bitter over what are rejections
>18yo grill from work
>really friendly towards me
>start messaging her on fb
>really open and likes to talk about anime
>not really interested in her because she's a bit of a slute
>still fun to talk about anime with someone
>starts talking giberish in chat, hard to decipher
>tells me to "shud uo ya fuck"
ffs lads, just wanted a friend. You reckon she's just drunk or what? I ain't replying to that shit.
>on the verge of dropping out of college
I decided to go back at 19 after during nothing for three years. Made it through the first year. Just.
>applied for uni, only got accepted by literally who places
>no desire for uni lifestyle or even more studying
>no desire to work
Looks like the train ends here lads.
>
>>27633737
Pigs are slippery little cunts mate. You probably could do one in, but it's hard fucking work.
>>27633831
Play along you fool. You might not get another chance like this
>>27633845
Uni is actually much easier A - levels, aside from dissertation that is.
>>27633759
Why would someone do that...? What would that cunt even get out of making you waste time, money and emotions.
If you're speaking to NEETs, could always ask them what they did with their day if you can't be arsed talking about your work. Then just use that to expand, unless they're a boring bastard like "not much, u?" Like pulling teeth those convos.
Rejection made me jaded as well. Except my rejections come after webcam exchanges. Would rather they disliked me because of autism. Wouldn't hurt nearly as much if it was a simple personality clash
>>27633831
>"shut up you fuck"
But anyway you may as well have sex with her. You don't have to marry her
>>27633831
it means "shut up you fuck"
>>27633947
>>27633888
>>27633957
I get what it meant. That's why I'm despondent. What do I even reply to that? If I leave it I'll probs get a half-baked apology tomorrow morning.
>>27631717
What were you doing? Working at Tesco during 6th form was great desu, great pay
Only bad thing was I'd sometimes wake up in the night, sort of like lucid dreaming and start scanning stuff in bed thinking I was at work, then I wouldn't know where the change box was (because I was in bed) and start having a breakdown because customers were shouting at me lol
That was only if I did like a 12 hour shift on checkouts though
>>27633831
>anime
>slute
FUCK I wish I had been born a woman. You can literally be the weirdest, most unhygienic weeb possible and still easily get sex.
>>27632252
Ass is the phrase used by our friends over the pond
The fact that you consider it normal shows how americanised our culture has become
>>27634013
>minimum wage
>great pay
>>27633926
Easier than A-Levels ffs. Why can't we edit our posts in the current year.
>>27633926
It depends what you do. But for me I was forced to attend to do A levels but when it came to uni I could stay in my room and drink and shitpost then I took antidepressants and spent for 18hrs a day and flunked out.
>>27633936
>Why would someone do that...? What would that cunt even get out of making you waste time, money and emotions.
For fun, to know I was hurt, who knows. Real life trolling
I don't really know why they stop replying, could have forgotten their throw away email password for all I know, I would much rather they call me a retard desu.
I try to make conversation but I just can't get it going or I don't know what to say next
>>27634034
Yeah but it's just lying down and having some neckbeard breath heavily and poke at your genitals with his 3 incher
>>27633602
Yeah
>>27633627
Banter
>>27634109
Except tall, /fit/ chads love "awkward, nerdy girls"
>>27633845
holy fucking kek that picture made me lose my shit, ty anon
>>27633469
pounds are pounds m8 do you think you're gonna go for either?
>>27634065
It's not the work I'm worried about, it's the total change of lifestyle.
That and I have no idea what I want to do with my life, and wasting three years hiding in my room is something I could do for free right now, rather than spending 9000 pounds on tuition fees.
Watching Bad Lieutenant, lads
>>27634129
Literally all women need to do to be attractive is to act feminine and refrain from gorging themselves on food
>>27634194
Even being feminine isn't a prerequisite anymore.
>>27632430
What a tune lad
>>27634149
Maybe. I might try and get something a bit more interesting first. B&Q had some jobs going that would probably be all right for me. I have no work history though so might be hard to get.
>>27634225
Nor is refraining from gluttony
>>27634157
Fair enough, employers won't punish you for hiding in your room for three years if you do it at uni. Also if you do have a change of heart try o pick something that can get you into I.T. or accounting, those are what I imagine to be the most robot friendly jobs.
>>27634057
7.50 an hour is not minimum wage for a 17 year old you spacker
Update on the anime grill. She just messaged me "I'm sorry <3" "'friend' is typing". So I guess her friend was on her account? Fuck I don't care anymore, the fuck do I even type?
>>27622918
My favourite album bro. Just sign on, you'll be fine.
>>27634321
ey bby u wan sum fuck
>>27634321
where do you work where you know girls like this?
>>27634321
Just realised it wasn't a misspelling of her friends name but rather a misspelling of "captain morgans".
>>27634321
"Lol"
omega originality desu
>>27634321
leave it m8 they're probably analysing every word you type and laughing at you. wait till she's alone.
>>27634372
North west in a co-op.
>>27634002
Do you actually think she means the 'shut up you fuck'? That's just a game that normies play mate, she's expecting you to play along.
Say something silly like 'You'll have to make me'. Or you know, say nothing and just get an apology
>>27634382
You're an idiot
Just put something like "haha no worries"
>>27634286
30p above minimum wage isn't good money mate, sorry to have to tell you this
>>27634096
Where they from here?
Initial interest wears off mostly likely. No longer novel and new so they stop caring / bothering to reply.
>>27634414
will it be awkward next time you see her do you think?
>>27634490
I don't think so. I've not really expressed any grand interest in her. I've not asked her out at all. Just had a few long chat sessions. She kept hugging me at the last works due but nothing major. I might just message her "top kek" and leave it
>>27634524
how old are you both?
oc
>>27634423
Yeah all from /r9k/
Some are pre britfeel though, including the scumbag.
most have been britfeelers
>Initial interest wears off mostly likely. No longer novel and new so they stop caring / bothering to reply.
I think that is it, still shit for me though.
>>27634558
I've just turned 22, a supervisor. She's 18, finished 6th form and a till worker.
>>27634596
>supervisor
>till worker
what's the difference? do you not work on tills?
>>27634237
The Smiths made some great robot/feels music mate
>>27634524
>She kept hugging me
sounds nice
>>27634623
Not really. I just do shit in the back. Tell people what to do, generally chill.
>>27634422
When I was 17 you dozy fuck
The minimum wage for 17 year olds is 3.87, I was earning 7.50
Fuck me you're stupid
>>27634625
Morrissey is the king of sperging out at normies
>Mate works with a cute, conservative, muslim Palestinian girl
I want to ruin her with my western degeneracy
>>27634654
So? It's not good money.
A little lad has gone missing in my local area, makes me feel upset
>>27634865
You're not in Birmingham are you? If so I'd be worried
>>27634560
Would you like to e-mail?
[email protected]
I guarantee I won't stop replying out of nowhere. I'd feel too bad. If you're too jaded, that's fine as well.
>>27634855
Earning 700 quid a month in 6th form is good money
>>27634865
It terrifies me that as i'm likely to be a wierdo shut in for the rest of my life that things like this in my area would be blamed on me.
>>27634961
700 quid a month isn't good money, stop being a retard please.
>>27634986
Stop baiting please
700 quid a month for a 17 year old who doesn't pay rent or utilities or for food and is still in school is good money
>>27635007
So it's 700 a month plus about 2000 from the bank of mum and dad. Alright then.
>>27634865
Will probably be kidnapped by a muslim sex ring. Sorry, anon.
>>27635054
Stay jealous :^)
>>27634954
I sent you an email but you shouldn't make promises you might not keep.
>>27635087
Jealous of 700 quid a month? You're having a giggle. Tramps earn more than that.
>>27635130
This is awkward... Emailed you back
>>27634237
The Smiths are shite but I really like them desu lad
>>27622529
I used Skomando from Reddit. Don't worry about fakes as Modafinil is so cheap so nobody bothers. It's a little bit more expensive but he ships from the UK if you're scared of the package being intercepted in customs.
new trhread when
>>27634911
Nah around the bristol area lad
>>27621818
Buying monster waifu.
>>27635228
Hopefully soon. It went from a lovely thread to a load of people hating on each other
>>27635131
You speaking from experience?
>>27635228
The timing of the threads is really getting me down these days, a new one is needed just as people are going to sleep.
>>27635198
How long does it take to arrive?
>>27635259
>little lad
He's 13 ffs. If you can't fend for yourself at that age you are just dead weight anyway. Probably would have just ended up on here in a few years.
>>27635295
I sent him payment on Thursday. He posted it Friday morning. And I got it on Saturday.
Just message him on Reddit. He sells Modalert and Wakalert.
>>27621818
I want to die doo du doo
evens = get beer from asda
odds = go to bed
i want to FUCK the imouto
>>27635355
>11pm
>beer from asda
lad?
>>27635355
Don't sleep yet, anon. It's only 11pm.
>>27635189
Why do you say they're shite? I think they're one of the best English bands of all time. Great voice, great lyrics, great guitar work, incredibly consistent
evens = get drunk and listen to music
odds = get drunk and cry myself to sleep
dubs - kill myself
>>27635403
24 hour asda my friend
>>27635407
I'm very tired though desu
>>27635445
Think you missed the point
>>27635445
>>27635436
>going to sleep before 12
>not staying up until the birds start chirping
Made a new thread for you lads
>>27635496
>>27635496
>>27635496
>>27635496
>>27635496
odds i go to bed
evens i get something to eat and watch a movie
How do I find a dealer in my area, lads? I look like such a weak beta skinny manlet, they'd probably just stabbed if I went up to random chavs on the streets.
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