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>>27635479
yeah I don't know what you mean
unless you are saying I can't do that because 11 is odd or something
>>27635496
Wrong OP image senpai, you're slipping
I'll re roll
odds I go to bed
evens I'll get something to eat and watch a movie
>>27635543
Sorry pal, never made new bread before
How do I find a dealer lads? I'd get stabbed going up to random chavs in the streets looking like a skinny beta manlet.
>>27635559
fucking piece of shit life
>>27635571
darknet senpai
>>27635524
He means that supermarkets are not allowed to sell alchohol past 11pm.
Just slipped on the stairs and bounced down them like a fucking GTA ragdoll.
Not looking forward to feeling my back tomorrow.
>>27635612
They totally are, I've bought booze while drunk past 12 at a shitty spar
Evens: Procrastinate on /britfeel/ and the rest of the internet
Odds: Finish editing my essay which is due in a week
IN MY LIFE... WHY DO I GIVE VALUABLE TIME?
>>27635612
are you serious?
did not know that
>>27635640
maybe spar and "express" shops don't count
>>27635641
i always do best of three lad
>>27635650
>maybe spar and "express" shops don't count
Possibly true, I don't see why supermarkets would stop selling well before bars and pubs though
>>27635633
ouch lad
hope you're all right
How do I come to terms with the fact I am going to die alone as an unloved virgin?
>>27635658
Evens: Work on editing on my essay whilst browsing /britfeel/
Odds: Finish editing my essay which is due in a week
Dubs: Have a drink and let /britfeel/ decide my fate
>>27635705
Google Cardboard
Virtual Reality Porn
>>27635669
>>27635612
fucks sake don't wanna go in asda and get rejected for buying booze
what is it with these fucking shit laws
>>27635705
When you get to Heaven, at least you get to lose your virginity with some other virgins in an organ with a muslim suicide bomber
>>27635669
better to keep the drunkards at the on-licenses past 12 then have them buying at supermarkets
>>27635669
They don't sell alcohol in Tesco superstores after 11 I have tried it. Can't see why they wouldn't if the others were.
>>27635754
>organ
Fuck, I meant to say orgy.
>>27635496
How do you break the cycle lads?
>get up at 2pm or later
>do nothing but sit at PC and eat
>go to sleep at 5am or later
>>27635730
I googled cardboard and didn't find shit about porn bruv what you on about
>>27635716
>not doing it the night before
>>27635730
In what way should that comfort me?
I want to cuddle more than sex
>>27635802
fucking retard
>>27635789
I've been doing the same. I might wake up early, pop a modafinil, and then spend the rest of the day working. Hopefully I get tired enough by midnight so I can sort my sleep pattern out.
>>27635808
When you get some, come to Northampton and we can smoke together, anon.
>>27635814
Work hard and buy prostitutes then lad, full bateman mode
>>27635789
Set an alarm, join a gym, do something useful whilst on your pc like learn a language
>>27635808
you're not that guy from a couple of years a go who kept asking the same thing are you?
kinda miss that gimmick desu, and the does anyone want to fight guy
My mate with an IQ of about 6 has got a gf and i haven't
Feel like going out and finding a nice lamppost in a scenic place to hang myself from
>>27635612
I went to a 24 hour asda superstore last Thursday at 3am and they served me without issue.
>>27635571
You can cut down by only approaching black people
>>27635861
/manc suicide pact/ when?
>>27635852
>join a gym
Too much of a social retard to do that.
>something useful like learn a language
and do what with that exactly? Speak to myself in a foreign language pretending it's someone else?
>>27635852
>Work hard and buy prostitutes then lad, full bateman mode
I feel to awkward tohire a guy to fuck me
Its also not the same.
>>27635808
Yo smoking up with the lads at bullring
By the exit toward the tracks, waiting for a mate so probs be here for bit past midnight
come down and say your name is achmed stevenson
>>27635907
This kind of attitude is why you do shit all with your life
>>27635902
lel, can't believe it's been so long
literally haven't improved my life one bit since then
>>27635902
get ketty and jump from top of owens park tower with me bruv
>>27635913
>>27635808
Don't do it, anon. You're going to get raped.
>>27635938
I'm also in manc and my life is probably even more in the shitter than yours
suicide pact?
>>27635924
I know.
I do "useful" things on my PC, mainly writing and drawing, but I'm far too scared of rejection to submit anything I've done. I want to do something, but I feel like I'd just be a liability doing something manual like retail or factory work.
>>27635978
submit under alias geez
>>27635978
Post your drawings, anon.
>>27635978
Stop being a pussy and do something, worst comes to worst you can fail at something and then return to your life of 2D masturbation and late night internet binges.
>>27635647
>Morrissey is actually bad
>>27635965
>>27635965
nah lad
don't really like mancs desu senpai, don't take it personally
>>27635647
>Let me get my hands on your mammary glands
>>27635978
Show us your drawings. It can't be that bad and you're anonymous anyway
few hours playing with all the lads, quite the sexual night desu.
Every time I breath in I'm getting a very uncomfortable sensation in my chest. Do I have pneumonia lads? Or maybe lung cancer? Not sure how I feel about dying young.
>>27635819
Where'd you get yours from mate? I've been thinking about buying some because I'm a retard when it comes to studying
Back from Sven now post waifus
>>27636048
>Always thought it was "memory glands"
>>27636135
I was literally about to post that. fucking weird
>>27635861
that is me whats up lad
>>27636112
Does this always happen, or is it recent?
I get stuff like this, or stiffness in my neck or lumps here or bumps there. I don't understand how I'm supposed to determine real illness from my body just being a piece of shit
>>27636166
no it was me
bloxxx
>>27635861
>>27636166
No it's me, he is an imposter, don't listen to him lad
>>27636133
I have realised that I am not very good at video games
>>27636133
Time to watch some old live inside gaming stuff and drift off to sleep.
Going to the oriental shop tomorrow in town and im going to buy so much Japanese food.
>>27636133
Very good game lads
>>27636135
>>27636148
Glands don't store memory you silly gits
>>27636112
does it feel like a knot? are you stressed out in this moment more than usual?
>>27636207
The aim of video games is to have fun, did you have fun?
>>27636218
t. man with calcified pineal gland
>>27636116
Some bloke in the other thread recommended a guy called skomando on Reddit
I've just sent him a message
Also heard modafnilcat is good
>>27636112
You might have that vangina condition lad
>>27636133
for king and country
>>27636262
I'm a bit of a jew when it comes to money so I'll see which one is cheaper between the two. Thank you
Also I'd feel a bit silly if I used my debit card to pay for it but I don't know a thing about bitcoin. How are you planning on paying?
>>27636338
I don't use Bitcoin, so if this Reddit lad doesn't allow it fuck knows, PayPal?
>>27636001
>>27636010
>>27636026
>>27636071
Drawing is just something I do as a hobby, it's the writing I'd like to pursue as a career.
I can't upload anything anyway because it's all on paper, and I can't take a picture because I had to sell my phone so I could afford my rent.
>>27636196
>>27636206
i am the real weed poster elave me alone fakes
>>27636191
Nah, just started a few hours ago. Actually had it before and its gone away, but I'm wondering if it indicates I have some kind of underlying condition.
>>27636219
No, it's just a general pain/ uncomfortable sensation that I can feel pretty much throughout my chest when I breath in. It's a lot worse if I take a deep breath, shallow ones are alright.
Doe anyone know what a FAT blood test is the T looks like it is underlined?
>tfw tf
>tfw bennies reduced from 120 quid to 100
>>27636351
Skomando and Modafinilcat use Paypal. United Pharmacies is the cheapest and uses credit/debit card, but I hear lots of stories about Indians stealing your shit.
>>27636399
Yeah same, I've had an ECG for another reason and it came back fine. You could be ok. I just put this shit down to my shit tier genetics.
You might want to look into it more I don' know, it does amaze me though, If I went to the doc for every pain or lump I would be there everyday.
Hey look lads hours later but it's still tfw no bf o'clock
>>27636591
>tfw still here
pls stop reminding me anon
>>27636591
I cannot be everyones BF but we can be cuddle buddies.
Poleaboo is wondering if anyone else is downloading anything interesting
>tfw work at subway
>ask manager what to do with meat going past it's use by
>mfw they just take off the monday sticker and put on a wednesday one
>mfw arsey customers trying to use expired vouchers
>tfw lesbian's girlfriend is off from school and calls in "sick" sunday and I get guilted into doing their shift
>tfw 11 hour shift and have to be up at 5:30am
>>27636133
No image today but mugi waifu 4 laifu I'm 2 depressed pham
>>27636780
>uTorrent
Got three birds on the go and I'm a virgin. This is new terrotory for me. One grill is my 32yo boss, i'm 22. The other is a druggie schitzo who i met through a friend. She was chubby but lost weight. Unfortunately she lives miles away and I don't drive. The other is a 17yo slag who was my little brother's mate. I can't tell if she's into me or not but she keeps messaging my on plebbook. Who do I choose?
>fucking knackered constantly
>go to bed at 1am
>wake up at 3am
>collapse asleep in computer chair
>wake up after 2 hours
>collapse on the floor when I move to get a drink
>wake up after 2 hours
Fairly sure depression is causing this. Wouldn't wish this shit on my worst enemy
>>27636652
Can I at least put your peepee in my mouth?
>>27636788
Not poleaboo's mate, but what is wrong with using utorrent?
>>27636793
pick your poison lad, but don't stick your dick in crazy, or at least tell them your real name or show them where you live
>>27636831
Poleaboos mate
Dunno but apparantly you're supposed to use qBitorrent or Deluge though their UI is a bit shit
>>27636831
Recently utorrent has been giving me this ad that is unskippable and continues playing even after I've closed the program. Very annoying desu
>>27636831
uses cpu cycles to secretly mine bitcoins, security exploits, company that owns it is working with MPAA. Get deluge asap.
>>27636831
>>27636853
uTorrent eats the splens of short hindu women and regurgitates the smell of a cats ear into concrete
i am not a robot
>>27636793
Druggie
>if you disappoint your boss because you're a virgin, expect bad things
>the slag won't be a good way to determine if you're any good or not because she's seen more cocks than a chicken breeder
If you please your drug chub, go for your boss.
If it doesn't work, you have the slag to fall back on,
>>27636887
>>27636915
I'm actually on qbitorrent it just looks almost the same so I was confused
>>27636930
>>the slag won't be a good way to determine if you're any good or not because she's seen more cocks than a chicken breeder
this confirmed money times is the case
>>27636930
>>27636844
Might go for my boss. She drives so she can pick me up. Also, i forgot to mention she's not going to be my boss in 2 weeks as we're getting sold to another company and we're gonna be split apart. Which is great because I think I could fuck my old boss, then fuck the slag and the chub as I please. Then i'll become a chad and I can leave this place.
>>27636823
yeh sure, where you at lad.
>>27636987
>Thinking it's that easy
There's something wrong with you deep down if you're on here, especially if you're talking about 'leaving this place'. Sticking your dick in some sluts won't change much, apart from maybe a temporary confidence boost.
Regardless, I hope you do make it out
>>27636793
you don't have all three "On the go" if you're not shagging them, you idiot. I would say go for the 17 year old, sounds like she is into you.
I'm still here. Please come back to me.
>>27636987
yeah if you got a bit of a ticking clock on the boss and no long term reprocusios then go for it
amber rayne dead... well shit.
>>27637147
I agree with everything this guy has said. Your boss is just some used up slag
>>27637131
It hurts me to know that you're right. Even if I do make it with one of these whores I'll still come here.
In a weird way it makes me love you guys even more. Fuck I love you guys.
>>27636780
feeling pretty retro of late. downloaded a bunch more games but they disappeared for some reason.
>>27637124
250 miles away
>nearly 6 hour train trip to suck a robots penis
Life is suffering
>>27637183
Watched an interview with her, can't understand why anyone would voluntarily watch her videos, like 70% of porn stars are hotter.
Gave lifting a go today, I'm so weak it almost makes me not want to bother again.
>>27637197
>XIII
amazing taste
>>27637218I would probably still do it because I'm such a lonely horny mess
I'm not sure if I actually like blackwych desu
>>27637197
>>27637282
init
flump that shit
>>27637190
I love it here as well if only for the fact that it's one of the only places where I can actually relate to other human beings.
The only thing that bothers me is the fatalism that a lot of people have, the lack of a desire to even make an effort to get out of this mess. I didn't want my post to come across as discouraging, (fucking them could be a step in the right direction for you), but just a warning that it's not as easy or as quick as you think.
>>27637325
If you're that desperate, I'm sure you could find someone on grindr easy enough
It's so easy to get a career all you need to do is learn social skills it seriously isn't that hard go practice talking to strangers
>>27637249
Don't give up mate. I was in the same position as you when I started. I went in there by myself, weak as piss, no idea what I was doing but eventually you'll get the hang of it.
I know this sounds pretty normie, but you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and ok with looking like a bit of a clueless idiot. Also no one really cares about you in there, just do your thing and get out
>>27637601
Move to London, get a job delivering leaflets and flat share
Easy
>>27637601
I honestly wouldn't even know where to start.
I'm such a retard I have no idea how applying for a job even works.
>>27637580
Doubtful.
I don't want aids or some normie fuck, and I'm not qt enough to get gay chads
>>27637601
I have been lying and trying and clawing a fucking career for the last 2 years I've gone through 3 companies and will be going on to my fourth soon. My pay has been raised 4 times excluding my new pay at my new job. I still don't earn an average wage or anything good.
Working is a fucking pyramid scheme unless you are chad its a scam
>>27637641
Seriously even if you have no connections with good social skills it's so easy to get one
>>27637642
Start by reading up on the psychology of social interactions and most importantly practice by doing and start small first having small talk with a waiter or the grocery store clerk
Lads did you guys ever shoplift when you was younger?
I never understood how people could do it without feeling scared and guilty.
>>27637649
Won't get aids from sucking someone off.
Will be full of normies though.
>>27637752
No no I get how to talk to people, I just don't know how to apply for anything.
Honestly considering taking what money I have and going over to Vegas or Atlanta and blowing it all on gambling and hookers. Better than sitting doing nothing day in day out.
>>27637741
How come you gone through so many companies in a short time? Which positions did you have? What Education do you have?
>>27637777
I don't know how to talk to normies and even middle age guys will stop replying after seeing my face
>>27637772
Most I've done is stole some pick and mix from my local woolworths when I was about 8, back when I used to be a bit of shit.
>>27637798
What don't you know about applying? Do you know how to fill out a form? You need to explain what you don't understand about how to apply
>>27637825
> and even middle age guys will stop replying after seeing my face
Have you tried?
I did a craiglist hook up once with a 40 year old. He was a sweetheart and obsessed with cuddling but I really didn't like the whole experience. He didn't like video games either, pfft.
>>27637803
I dropped out of uni doing CS but I lie about it
I did shit admin then shit admin + some tech support and then technical copywriting for some shit company.
I have left each so I get paid more money and work is soul destroying especially my last one.
>>27637857
How do you approach somewhere to submit the application form/start an interview? How do you know if anywhere has vacancies?
I've honestly not done anything, and my parents haven't told me anything.
>>27637901
fuck off normie
>>27637913
fuck off underage
>>27637772
When I was really young and following my mum in the supermarket, I would steal the little "try me" tongue cleaner stickers on the toothbrush packaging. I took it off ones in the back that I assumed nobody touched.
I took one home, cleaned it, and then superglued it on my cheapo toothbrush.
>>27637892
I tried on craigslist I guess it was only a little bit but yeah, I either sperged out and they didn't reply or I showed a picture and they didn't reply.
I talked to this guy who was old enough to be my dad, he wasn't in great shape and was a bit dodgy but he ended up flaking out in the end
>>27637938
>fuck off normie
oh boy
>>27637913
ask an employee there
>>27637938
I'm 21 and I live at home.
Pretty sure that's not uncommon on this site.
>>27637836
>>27637772
When I was younger about 11 or 10, I stole some lego from a shop. I planned on buying it but there was loads of kids I knew in the shop and I didn't want to get bullied for still playing with lego at that age, problem was my family was poor so I didn't have any technology.
So anyway, stole it and then felt really guilty, to the point I felt sick, threw the stuff away and returned to the shop a week later, bought a snickers and paid with a 5 pound note and let the cashier keep the change.
Still gonna go to heaven lads.
>>27637913
Just apply online, if you are looking for retail work some places will have a sign on the front if they need staff, if they don't don't bother them.
>>27637913
'do you know if there are any vacancies?'
>>27637901
Your problem is you keep leaving the places you will not get raises that way you have to stay with a company for a few years atleast
>>27637913
You can either apply online for which ever position that is suitable to your skills and education or you go in person and ask you would like to speak to the manager about applying for a position. You just ask anyways and leave your resume
lads im not kidding im so fucking tired i see no point in waking up in the morning im just so fucking burned out at this point
i have so much shit to do being a fucking gradecuck but i just cant do it any longer
i cant go on lads its killing me sweet release im longing for someone just fucking end me
>>27638036
What are you studying, gradecuck?
>>27637965
CL is full of time wasting flakes
Grindr is better in that respect if you ignore the idiotic "bicurious/straight" guys.
>>27638025
>Your problem is you keep leaving the places you will not get raises that way you have to stay with a company for a few years atleast
Top jokes senpai.
My first was deed end it was never going anywhere.
In my second a guy who had worked for the company 10 years was on the same wage as me, he had a wife and kids and shit.
In the third I got a 3k pay rise other 8 months (i.e. buttons)
If I stayed with them I would have got no more and would have reached a ceiling after maybe another 5k in 10 year or some shit
Its quicker to get more pay going to new companies.
I am going to take my new job and stay at most 1 year and then finally leap to an average paying job
>>27638063
i fell for the law meme mate
>>27638093
But I have to make a profile and I feel too weird to do that, putting out a picture of me for all the world to judge makes me feel weird.
I know I would get rejected anyway desu
I still want a bf more than a hook up
>>27637999
I felt sorry 4 you man.
Touching story.
>>27638138
oooooohrobot
>>27638217
ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
KNOCK IT OFF
>>27637282
Yeah it's an incredible game. It's also one of those that I played for hours on end as a kid because I was fucking shite at games, so the entire thing, basically every line of dialogue, is burned into my brain.
The look of pity in the eyes sf the cashier at nettos scarred my soul
>>27638350
>mfw I come home from university to visit parents and my childhood nettos became an Asda
I had no idea Nettos died
>>27638138
Same here lad. What uni are you at?
>tfw average grades at average uni
Better than nothing I guess
>>27638427glasgowi have to write a huge fucking paper on family law the fucking meme
i was supposed to start a week ago and here i am on brit of all places
just fucking end it all
>>27638398
They have made a come back my coop became a nettos.
I wish the didn't the beer is cheap as fuckbut they hired a load of qt guys who are younger than me and judge me all the time
The slow as fuck women for coop was better desu
8 mile walk tomorrow lads, only if I can wake up at 7 though because I don`t want to go when theres people about.
>>27638464
Ah I'm on the other end of the country mate.
2 pieces of coursework due Wednesday and Thursday and I haven't written a word. Spent most my day on r9k.
Nothing will ever change
>>27638866
i love you
hope you succeed
>so lazy all I do is browse 4chan
Anyone else know this feel? I can't play games because I'm borrowing a shit laptop while my computer gets repaired, but I could be downloading shows or something. Fucking 4chan man
>>27638896
I'm going to go sleep now, wake up early and hopefully work for most of the day. Thank you for that mate.
I don't know you, but if you love me I love you too!
>>27638955
>this anime is fucking amazing i love it
>excited to finish the rest tomorrow
>go to bed
>wake up
>browse 4chan and masturbate for 14 hours
>never finish the anime
tfw
>too lazy to kill myself
lads i just had a epiphany about life in general
im in a somewhat dazed state and just wanna go for a walk
tho im sure me mam would get real freak out if i decided to just go for a walk at this time of night. it would be a dick move to wake her up but i just really need to get some fresh air with these thoughts.
damn.
Fuck you. Germanfag here, I was in UK about a year ago. Now I have received a 200 euro fine since I apparently parked somewhere I wasnt supposed to park and was filmed by CCTV.
>>27639816
Why not pray to allah for the fine to go away
>>27639816
oh wow you really showed us
>>27639816
>commits genocide
>starts moaning when someone fines them a small amount of money
fucking germans
>>27639848
Birmingham was worse than any German city Ive ever been to. Hard to imagine that this is literally England
>>27639694
What's your epiphany lad
>>27639939
Get used to it merkel is not slowing down senpai
Its a shame really I'll have to come to oktoberfest soon before its banned
i always get really hungry at this time of night, but i cant be dealing with the extra calories. trying to be comfy while hungry sucks though lads.
Please Hannah. Just come back. Please.
>got a warehouse job recently
>12 hours night shifts, leaves me sore as fuck, stressful from constant noise and labour
>but tfw pays better than my own mother's job because night shift + refrigerated environment
>tfw the only job I've found that lets me preserve habit of staying up to stay in touch with diff. timezone friends
I don't know how I feel. I've been there a week and I'm just hoping I get used to it.
>>27640642
No, it's over.
Why is everything so expensive
I want a new TV since mine is only 24 inches and shit but they are expensive as fuck
My PC monitor makes games look great when I hook my consoles up to it but I wanna use it for my PC not TV
If any of you lads can hook me up with a decent 28+ inch monitor/TV for a good price I'd appreciate it
>>27640861
It is not. FUCK YOU
This is what happens when you mix chav with r9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=japWMpTHtME
>>27641763
forgot picture :^ orignalo
>>27641763
A whore?
Then what do you charge?
Im not interesting in renting
Just curious.
>>27641874
i just want dicks
>>27640795
You'll get used to it senpai desu
>>27642484
Whores receive payment for sexual acts.
The act itself cannot count as payment.
You are a slut.
Are you interested in findom? Because i could be convinced to get into that, but not alot else.
>>27641763
>>27641786
How about you swallow my pride? Because I don't think I could.
>>27640068
Have some porridge. No one gets fat from eating porridge.
Why am I only tired now that it's 5:30am. I need to be up in an hour, the clock change fucked me.
>studying history at uni
>this faggot always in my lectures and seminars
>never shuts the fuck up
>knows literally everything and always sounds pretty smug about it
>when you talk to him he'll just talk about any irrelevant crap so he's either autistic or just really bad at being social
>smells and looks preddy bad too
>mfw this fucker still somehow has a girlfriend
Never seen her so maybe he's pretending but jesus fucking Christ.
Time to rise and shine.
>>27636495
Lel job time matey
>>27636780
>the dirty paki is a thief
>Suprised.jpg
Really don't fancy going to work today lads
>>27643300
>the clock change fucked me
By like 7 hours? You're full of it mate.
>>27645069
It hasn't even begun mate. That feel is going to get stronger and stronger.
Morning lads, any other AM pre-work shit posters about?
>>27645016
Bloody hell. of that's not illegal it ought to be.
>>27643326
Are you annoyed by him having such a stroke of luck or by yourself on losing out to an obnoxious, smelly, nerd?
>>27645016
>tfw no bandage azn gf
Probably ought to go to bed soon
>>27645846
The former. Don't even know who his girlfriend is, could be cow for all I care.
>>27635524
http://youtu.be/BIR_Qs3tbFU
>>27640642
You do know Hannah was underage when most of those videos were filmed right?
>tfw Raw after Wrestlemania was better than Wrestlemania AGAIN
>>27641786
WiIl you sit on my face?
Lonely londonbro here, need more fellow britfriends pls join
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
>>27647154
>rad chads
>chads
reee etc
>tfw finally got into Uni
Anyone know what living in Exeter is like?
I'm on the other side of the island so idk how much of a shithole the South is
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35958871
>you will never buy an entire village with the lads from /britfeel/ and start a cult
Why live?
>>27647691
so what happens to the people who live in the houses when it's sold?
>>27647286
The area is very nice, the south west is far nicer than the north. It is very hilly though so I'd work on your cardio.
Why doesn't America have a daily thread?
>>27647930
r9k is their daily thread
>>27647691
/brit/ has already claimed this as bantchester mate, sorry, find your own village
>>27647987
/bantchester suicide pact/ when?
As soon as I wake up I get bombarded with a You've Been Framed style mental sequence of all the things I've ever done wrong.
My brain settles on one of the events in particular and I spend the next week or two playing it over in my mind, feeling suicidal guilt and remorse about it until it changes to something else.
Immediately after it changes I no longer give a shit about whatever I used to worry about, it seems trivial and idiotic compared to the new memory.
Is this normal? What can I do that will help?
>>27647154
will I be accepted here?
>>27648245
yeah man, clock the link and have a lil chat, we got some brits and a few filthy americans on voice right now having a little chin wag, you can just mute and eavesdrop on our banter if you feel like it ;3
Just turned down a job with the ministry of justice lads
>>27648263
Why the fuck would you do that? I'd love to work for the civil service.
>>27648263
been turned down*
>>27648283
Sorry mate typo, I would too
>>27648396
sorry lad
what sort of job was it?
>>27648396
This isn't me
>>27648283
Because they're utter fucking cunts to deal with. Fuck having to deal with a body that says "we're going to assist with your disability" then puts you in a situation where you're going to be at a significant disadvantage because of it.
>>27648412
Court bailiff, really cushy 35k
>>27648513
this is me
>>27648494
this isn't me
this is me
>>27648219
>What can I do that will help?
Just remember that you're the only one that cares and probably the only one that remembers.
>http://strawpoll.me/7256859
Polling closes at 23:59:59pm lads, just over 12 hours left to get your votes in for this week. American Psycho is the current leader.
>http://strawpoll.me/7256859
Had a spooky dream last night lads. Been watching loads of Hannibal and I had a nightmare where the creepy stag man came after me.
>>27648689
shame he didnt
>>27648707
You shouldn't be rude to people, I have feelings
>>27648716
>I have feelings
>>27647286
exeter's lovely mate
>>27648219
do you at least have Harry Hill narrating?
>>27647154
this group is beta asf
In the pub having some nice Ruby Hobgoblin on my birthday lads.
How is your day going?
>>27648989
Full of qts?
>>27649067
Just woke up, i hope you have a nice birthday lad.
I will get you something from the weeb shop to celebrate.
>>27648653
>Battle Royale in second
It's not winning but i am still proud of myself.
>>27649076
full of qts.
oc
>>27649211
you shouldn't be
by suggesting a subtitled film you've completely missed the point
called in sick today
fuck i always regret
Just came home from work, mummy was out so cleaned up the kitchen and made a fresh bowl of croutons for when she comes home. Hopefully gonna get some good boy points
>>27649109
Cheers lad.
You don't have to buy me anything mate, just saying happy birthday is enough.
Have a good day.
>>27649067
Happy birthday anon. Out with friends or alone?
>>27648653
>Escape from LA not winning
lads, come on, really?
>>27649367
Out with one of my friends.
He's a nutter, farmer type guy, he's pretty fun.
How are you today lad?
>>27649067
Happy birthday lad, I hope you have a nice chilled out day
>>27649387
I am pleased for you, enjoy yourself.
I am average today, just chilling with my cat and pumping some iron desu.
>>27649406
Cheers lad, hope you have a good day as well.
>>27635809
He has to write an essay for a weeks time, I have to write Minesweeper in Java for tomorrow night
>>27635880
Do it in the early morning in the middle of the city, make it look like murder>>27635880
>>27649376
>tfw I am set to win for 4th/5th time.
Wouldn't even be mad if I lost, just nice to know other robots seemingly like my taste.
>>27649450
I had two in a row with The Lego Movie and Scott Pilgrim vs The World.
I didn't bother watching them though.
>>27635571
>Look up raves
>go to nearest one
>get drunk and talk to people
>bring up that you are interested in drugs
Druggies love talking about drugs
>say you dont have aby good hook ups at the moment
>theyll probably voluntere a number
>enjoy the rest of the rave
>tfw you got contacted about a job, "just nae intrested"
https://youtu.be/R9zfwHVFqv4
Thank you depression and anxiety for keeping me in my place.
>>27649657
Are you getting help for your troubles anon?
>>27649774
Why? So you can be not depressed and still alone forever?
>>27635571
Darknet
Fresh slab of smack delivered thru me door this morn
Going shopping with my Mum when I could be at Home all cosy and comfy
>>27649067
happy birthday anon, i hope you have a nice day and you get yourself something nice for your birthday
really like this girl
>Send uni account phishing email to 20 girls
>Only one bitch is dumb enough to fall for it
>Send a scam email to those same 20 girls asking them to reply back with their CVs
>Only one bitch falls for it
>It's the same fucking girl
Reading through her emails I'm not sure if it's because she's Bulgarian/Russian or because she's dyslexic (or both)
how the fuck do you guys not do anything all day every day
i'm so fucking bored
>>27649774
Not anymore, i've been through the system for 10+ years and have grown tired of it. My life goal now is to reach a state of inner enlightened apathy.
>>27650277
Poleaboo feels it gets easier after a point because the days become shorter, he only awake for 12 hours at most
Odds I have a wank
Evans I have a wash
Dubs I do both at the same time.
What do normies do with their friends?
>>27650277
Today I've been watching copious amounts of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
"Denise Handicapped" might be the funniest half an hour of TV I, or anyone else, has ever seen.
>>27650414
we have a laugh.
Is it possible to catfish a girl, if you're a guy?
Brother and gf have used all the warm water again.
Wait an hour for the cunts to get outta the bathroom and finally go to get a shower and nothing but cold.
Throw on some boxers to go downstairs and turn it on and she gives me the evilest stare ever.
What? Am I not allowed to wear boxers in my own house?
Suprised they both didn't laugh at the lack of buldge tbf its so cold in the house I'm constantly shivering.
I hate normies.
>>27650601
You need to bring that bitch into line and show her who's boss. Give her a slap
>>27650636
Thing is I know she bitches about my weird as fuck family behind there backs as a lot of her mates go to my college. Probably tells them all the embarrassing things I do around the house.
>>27650684
>>27650601
You're too young to post here, fuck off
>>27650721
How am I im 20?
>>27650728
Too young and too normie
Just fuck off to /adv/ or facebook
>>27650752
If you still use r9k past 22 your fucking pathetic.
>>27635571
Go to Camden, stand still for a while infront of the big outdoor market on your own, someone will come up to you (usually a paki) and asks you to light their cigarette. Light it or not afterwards they'll ask you if you want to buy something.
>Brothers kid is born
>find out via facebook
>gf starts ranting about how my brother isan ignorant cunt and my family is shit
He may not have personally messagrd me but least my mum doesnt milk me for money like hers does.
>>27635571
Get a job in retail.
>>27635571
Poleaboo wonders why you need a dealer
>need a haircut
>my usual barber has no free slots until Saturday
>too afraid to just get it cut somewhere else
>>27650894
>knowing about your barbers free schedule
fuck off normie
>>27650894
>need a decent haircut
>don't know how to get one without being anxious
>"Err, c-cut it short please"
>looks like shit every time
>"t-thanks"
>>27650762
that's the point lad
>>27650906
>go to barber
>"h-hi can I get my hair cut today."
>"sorry m8, I'm fully booked until saturday."
>"O-okay I'll come in around 2."
>>27650921
All too familiar a feel
I go into the barbers wait my turn have no. 2 all over pay a fiver job done for 3 months
>>27651000
Bet it looks awful though mate.
>>27650277
ended up doing 1 1/2 hours of spring cleaning. feel somewhat better now
>>27639939
>Birmingham
>England
Birmingham is an independent slave fortress/city state.
Why do think their accents are so fucked up?
>>27651020
looks ok. who am i trying to impress?
>>27650921
>Take a photo of what I want
>Barber says my hair is too 'fine' for that cut
JUST
>>27651106
Bitches and ho`s.
I cut my own hair but I have messy rock fan hair so it looks okay I guess.
>>27651063
Just saw a media op of Cameron in some office in Birmingham today. Almost threw up in my mouth when he spoke about investment by Indian companies like Jaguar-Land Rover....
my parents ebay shop got shut down for not meeting targets.
didn't realise how easy it is for that shit to happen.
even with 100% feedback score and selling for years.
my plan of making money selling shit on ebay kinda went down the drain.
the only time I went out last year was to carbootys.
>>27650921
>>27651112
>go to get a haircut
>"remember when you used to have a mullet, anon?"
>>27651180
My mum made over 4 grand last year just selling stuff on she got from charity shops
>>27651000
A true short back and sides would be a 2 ontop, 1/1/2 on the sides, 0 which is bald on your neck and edges, then fade it into the 1/1/2 with a size 1 blade.
now the problem with trying to do this to yourself is getting the fade lines straight all around.
>>27651212
its a nice little supplement to your bennies.
but the uncertainty of it, you can do everything right and still some cunt will give you low stars outta spite.
>>27651264
>>27651180
>>27651212
im looking at 3 alternatives for them now.
http://en.shpock.com/
http://www.ebid.net/uk/
http://www.preloved.co.uk/
and theres gumtree but that's for scroats.
theyre not going to get a quarter of the traffic I bet.
>>27650852
You ordered online? Where from?
Dead thread, normies be enjoying the sun.
>>27651112
Literally every time I go to the barbers they remark on how "thick" my hair is.
>not even jewish
Not been to a hairdressers in 12 years masterrace
>>27652062
bald or just don't cut it?
>>27652062
1 year for me.
>>27651976
Nucleus
Poleaboo recs "The_wise_shaman"
>>27652112
Cut it myself.
>>27652142
Oh so it's not to a style or anything, it's just short.
rewatching This is England, feeling quite lonely tbf, probaly never have such a sound group of friends
>>27652137
Fucking grass cunt
Drown yourself
>>27652359
>grass
not sure if you mean grass as in snitch or grass as in weed
>>27652351
Lovely sunny day out there mate, go and socialise with the local youths, bring a few bottles of cider and they'll love ya forever
>>27652377
fat chance pal lol, it's pissing it down
Lads, where's a good place to find a decent stream of photos of a reasonably attractive male?
>>27652351
I watched this is England with my friends (who were white) a few years back
It got really awkward near the end
RIP Milky
>>27652426
Haha scummy northern cunt
Loving life down here
>>27652519
milky gets his revenge on the tv show
Good prevening my good sirs
>>27635763
My Asda is 24 hours and sell booze all night long. Although it is a petrol station.
>>27652757
They don't sell booze in a petrol station
>>27652812
They do m8.
Source: I work in an Asda Petrol Station
>>27652822
That's ridiculous
>>27652840
They even sell special brew if I remember correctly.
>>27650058
Ask her out then anon.
>>27652812
aye, they do. at the spar garage down my road they sell booze
>>27652840
It technically doubles as a convenience store. People can just walk in off the street and shop there, and fucking loads do.
really really like this girl
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/05/former-banker-gets-her-ears-and-nose-removed-so-she-can-look-lik/
Degenerates like this should be rounded up and shot desu lads
>>27653115
>not hurting anyone but herself (if that)
>le round up and shot
for what porpoise
>>27653211
>>not hurting anyone but herself (if that)
Fair point
>for what porpoise
The (You)s
>>27652757
asda down road from me sells booze 24hrs
>>27652812
they sell it at some spar petrol stations
>>27652535
fuck off southern cunt
>>27653338
Is that line of dialogue seriously in the game?
That's a special kind of retarded.
>>27653004
Sophie Howard is still queen of /glam/
Got in from work and lay on my bed for an hour. Was intending to go straight to the gym.
Why am i such a fuck up lads
>>27653115
Ultimately its more severe mental illness than degeneracy.
Honestly gutted nuclear war never broke out desu. The south of England, as well as the whole of the USA would have been obliterated.
I put 4 sheets of A4 in the shredder today, instead of the recommended 3. I may as well have shredded the rule book while I was at it.
>>27653486
Are you sure you weren't actually shredding the rulebook?
>>27636133
(You) and waifu
Drinking some Stella Cidre lads.
Bit too sweet for my liking but they had 4 cans at the corner shop for 2 quid. It's refreshing for a sunny day like this.
>>27636133
>tfw no monster waifu
>>27653634
people who download anime need to be put on a register
Who rigged the movie poll for American Psycho?
What an absolute joke. There's only about 5 of us that actually show up ffs.
>>27653884
its usually 14-15 ish people who watch the film. but it is interesting the 40 ish votes, how many people here vote but dont turn up?
>>27653907
Number of votes - people who show up
Simple subtraction, friend
>>27653927
i meant more if its all britfeel people or just random people. though i guess it doesn't matter.
>>27653947
It's the link getting posted elsewhere and those people being told what to vote.
Now we're stuck with some fucking meme of a movie.
>>27654004
Its ok mate. You won't show up anyway will you?
>>27653884
The vote hasn't been rigged since Scott Pilgrim.
I'm in a pickle lads. On my CV I sort of exaggerated my exam results.
I've just got a job that in the job description required no degrees or anything.
I've had a contract in the post today and it's said I need to have my qualification certificates, so like am I fucked?
>>27654031
Scott Pilgrim was rigged though, the guy changed the time he would close the vote so it would win.
>>27654042
well tha'ts not true, but both the top two films were being messed with, and no-one wanted to watch K-on who turns up.
>>27654036
kek just say you don't have them anymore if they ask you
don't you bring them up though
>>27654036
Yes, maybe.
You can probably get a fake certificate online
Lads, I've had a very, very good idea.
I'm going to set up a catfish twitter account and get nudes of roasties for us all to share.
>>27654062
Should make everyone take a screenshot of their vote and post it to the chat before the movie starts.
>>27654030
I always show up, I'm a well known face in the britfeelmovie community.
>>27654143
Then you should know the filmemes are the best movies for the movie night.
>>27653907
I can only speak for myself but I voted for the first time (American Psycho). Maybe more people are getting interested in the film night?
What put me off was that I thought you actually talk instead of typeToo autismo for that
Made some copper(i) chloride today lads, any other anons prepared some nice inorganic salts recently?
>>27636133
Here is my waifu Rei Ayanami eating a hamburger
that's enough seedless red grapes i think
>>27654263
yeh lad we just type in the embeded chat, i dont think any of us wants to listen to azulads autistic voice anyway.
>>27654292
i put some table salt on my chips last friday.
I just wanted to watch Double Down with the l;ads anyway, it would be an amazing experience for everyone.
KILL ALL PAKIS
>>27654316
Grapes are very hard to digest anon. I've shat out undigested grapes many a time
Wrong board lad
>>>/pol/
>>27654393
>i dont think any of us wants to listen to azulads autistic voice anyway.
Bit mean
I was hoping for Escape from LA or Demolition Man in the movie poll desu
Those sort of films are always better for movie night
>>27654042
>The vote hasn't been rigged since Scott Pilgrim.
>Since Scott Pilgrim.
I literally acknowledged that Scott Pilgrim rigged to win. As was K-On in second place, but I was better at rigging the vote.
>tfw when no comfy Cindy Cunningham from Hollyoaks gf
kill me now lads
>>27654438
Demo man has ascended into memehood for the amount of times it has been nominated but never won.
>>27654450
Her cunny daughter is better.
>>27654441
I'm just gonna rig the next vote for the shortest film possible by jumping on my VPN
Fuck your movie nights, bunch of sad cunts, dya have a nice little sleepover after?
Have any of you lads got twitter? I need followers for my fake account desu
Getting really fucking sick of this hayfever, lads
>>27654620
Well me and azulad did, you know you can always come along and enjoy yourself instead of being upset and alone.
>>27654620
Where do you think you are? Everyone on here is a sad cunt. Why even care about the movie night if you don't go?
>>27654687
Please stop triggering lonely robots with your tales of qt sleepovers
>>27654633
I'll follow you on my memer account if you follow me. I don't really use it as twitter is dying
>>27654648
Tell me about it. Every night for the last week i have been thinking it will be clear tomorrow. but no, another day another liter of snot and flem.
>tfw no 38 year old canadian gf
>>27654706
But it's fag sleep overs though. you'd get diddled in your sleep if you went.
>tfw no 32 year old gf
>>27654731
Quite a specific feel, that
>tfw no 30 year old gf
>>27646335
Raw after Mania was still shit for like two-thirds though. Oh well at least the gay community has a reason to celebrate.
>tfw no 19 year old gf
>>27654732
We know it's fag sleep overs. There's tons of lonely fags here
>>27654730
>flem
Leave now and only come back when you can spell properly
>>27654715
Sure, what's yours m8?
Another lonely evening. Frozen meal from asda for dinner. Watching the news with my parents. Father asked what my plans are for tomorrow. Stutter out a reply. See him frown a tiny bit. Return to my room and cry.
>>27654768
Yeah, it was shit, but it was still somehow better than the night before.
Enzo and Cass coming in and cutting a better promo than most of the fucking roster was amazing.
Baron Corbin getting fucking no reaction? Less amazing.
What won movie night?
Not that I'm going
Odds- I eat better, go for daily runs and don't procrastinate
Evens- I become a philosopher of memes and see how deep this rabbit hole goes
>>27654797
>not wanting a gf in her 30's
fucking pleb
>>27654715
>twitter is dying
Please stop this meme. Cunts have been tweeting this since 2013 and still use the website.
>>27654874
What ever film EssAnon chooses it seems.
>>27654903
they're gonna make you pay to use facebook
>>27654844
yea I just go outside with all the polen and get even more sick.
>>27654874
The K-ON dub, join us for a fuwa fuwa time
Tfw no qt 23 year old gf.
>tfw no 2d bf
tfw
>>27652351
I've only watched the film and TIE 86. Are 88 and 90 any good?
>>27654929
Twitter is infinitely superior anyway. Feel like the only people who still regularly use facebook are all 40+
Downloaded the RAT
Seems to be easy enough to use
Just gotta send it now
It's coded in Java (.jar)
Should probably practice on the dyslexic Bulgarian/Russian girl
>>27654968
Is that slag back in Eastenders yet?
>>27654968
>midriff without the bellybutton
She's fat.
>>27655019tfw no anything at all.
>>27654848
@failednormie mate, whats yours?
>>27655019
i really really hope you die you horrible human being
>tweeting like you're on 4chan
almost as autistic as anime girl avatars
>>27655164
That's a bit rude
I'll be the blonde one on the right if you like?
>>27655131
I just followed you m8
>>27655068
>Not wanting a slightly chubby gf.
>>27655067
Don't know lad, I haven't watched it in about a year.
>tfw no 3d gf
original.
>>27655192
you can be mine anytime.
>>27655216
That handle isn't nearly subtly racist enough
>>27655264
Don't have you have like 4 people already?
I'm possessive.
>>27655278
It's not meant to be.
>>27655241
>no tits
do not want
>>27655430
You the lad that asked if it's possible to catfish grils?
>>27655522
Nah, why?
>>27655579
Just wondering why you've got a fake twitter then. No matter
>>27655691
It'll be useful one day.
>>27655713
>I just fell for a ruse and followed poleaboo.
Fucks sake lads
snickers bars are 3/4 the size they used to be
reeeeeee
I am going to take all of my lorazepam so I can sleep.
>>27655745
It's not poleaboo, don't worry. I'm not that much of a fucking weirdo.
>>27637197
>XIII
you absolute ledge, what a game
>>27655829
I used to really love the multiplayer on that. Spent the whole of the summer of 2004 on it.
Might play a game of civ. Not sure lads
>>27655829
Just finished it this morning. Was on the verge of tears when it says "to be continued..." and 13 years later there's no sequel.
ded as fuck in here
more dead than my attempts at being happy.
>>27656386
Maybe stop watching anime
How can you be happy when you live in the real world instead of a drawn one?
Just sent a few RATs via email
Couldn't find a binder so just sent them as they were
>>27656436
i lost the motivation to actually watch anime a while ago lad. are you some kind of normie?
>>27656436
this is britfeel, how can you be happy full stop?
>>27656386
>has a gay harem
>unhappy
What's wrong, none of them want to commit?
>>27656471
>are you some kind of normie?
No. I admit that anime made me happy for reasons I can't explain, watching it made me smile and feel content. But there was no reason for it and it freaked me out so I quit cold turkey.
Now my life is grey and sad, but at least I'mnot under the Japanese spell.
>>27656497
Anytime I post about money here, all the literal millionaires come out of the woodwork. Surely people here are doing something right.
Anyone watching the Champers?
Evening people
How are we spending tonight? I'm drinking the Queen Mother's Drink and watching telly until I pass out. Because passing out is the same as sleep, right?
>>27656533
I've never understood the appeal of anime despite trying at least a dozen shows. That being said if you find something in this shit show we call life that makes you happy, even if it is just for a little while then you should enjoy it.
>tfw your local football team is literally one win away from promotion, and possibly also a league win, depending on other results
Honestly anime is just the fucking worst. How about watching a normal TV show where people behave and look like real human beings?
>>27656809
There's nothing specific, I just look up and realise I'm smiling for no reason while watching it.
i blame subliminal messages or my unrefined social skills which have left me with the mind of a child who just enjoys shiny things.
Watching daredevil. I really enjoy cape shit desu
>>27656875
I cry when watching it
Literally nothing makes me cry except anime
Hey lads I'm developing a cipher I made when I was 12 so far I've added nulls set by a simple pattern, It's non-substitution so how do I protect from anagram attacks? I'm very new to ciphers
>>27656884
i enjoy capeshit as well, cant wait for civil war
Oxycodone or opiates in general should be prescribed for depression
Better than benzos/weed and everyone already knows SSRI's are a meme
>>27656986
>Vision is the only one able to lift the Hammer besides Thor himself
>Vision joins iron Man's side
That's the moment when you know you've fucked up.
![tumblr_nv1od84C3V1ut727bo9_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7qVV3q6.jpg "tumblr nv1od84C3V1ut727bo9 1280[1]")
>mummy forgot to buy some pop so no fizzy drink with dinner
>>27656884
I've got no time for capeshit anymore but the few episodes of Daredevil I watched were pretty good
>>27657054
vision gets slapped about by scarlet witch, hes nothing
>>27657068
I have no doubt hes inferior to her in battle.
But he is the only earth-born being able to lift the hammer, so if you'e aligning against him then you really need to reconsider your position
>>27657059
The Netflix TV episode stuff is better I find
>>27657121
cap is in the right
#teamcap
What are some r9k shows/movies? just finished peep show
>>27657146
>literally opposed to The Vision and fucking Spiderman
I think his moral compass got a bit screwed up while he was an ice cube
>>27657137
They seem to have better production values than the feature films which look like an episode of Power Rangers
>>27657181
>he doesn't know about Spiderman's role in all this
Cap's the right side m8, trust me.
>>27657225
>martyrs are always right
Fuck off dickhead. i wouldn't want super-powered dickheads running around without oversight either.
>she's ignoring me
fml, lads.
>>27657248
If this follows the comics, it's pretty likely Iron Man's side go full fucking Nazi and start rounding people up and putting them in prison "just because".
That being said, I don't think they will. There's too many variables to that, most of which they don't have. Notably: The Fantastic Four.
the pokemon in gen iii were really shite
2 hours in and i'm still only using my starter
>>27657137
>>27657146
>>27657181
>>27657222
>>27657225
>>27657248
>>27657323
Take it to tumblr, you boring fucks
The Marvel Cinematic Universe fanbase is full of generic cunts who try to seem quirky and unique by identifying heavily with a slightly offbeat fandom "But wait, that's actually incredibly mainstream and not offbeat at all!" you say. And you're right. But actual offbeat things don't give as much 'nerd' cred, and these things have more creative value than reality TV so people on Tumblr can make posts such as "Why are all girls nowadays such idiots who watch Twilight? I'm very unique because I like nerdy intelligent stuff like Iron Man 3, and I like quirky men like Tom Hiddleston and Mark Ruffalo teehee, look at this repeating gif of 0.5 seconds of Loki doing a thing with his face and a theory about how all the Marvel movies are connected and Thanos is going to collect all the Infinity Gems except in the movies none of them are really "gems" at all and here is some fanart of all the Avengers gender swapped and with less sexist costumes and they all have the exact same fucking face with that bulbous red nose also did you know that I am a girl who likes superheroes I know it's hard to believe but it is true I AM AN AVENGERS look at this gif of Tony Stark raising his eyebrow, anyway The Avengers is sexist because Black Widow's costume is too tight and unrealistic for a special agent so here is a redesign of her in figure hiding combat fatigues because I am progressive. Does anyone else think that Hulk and Iron Man would make a good couple? TEE HEE I LOVE GAYS BECAUSE I AM SO TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC EVEN THOUGH I TREAT GAYS AS AN AMUSING NOVELTY Rocket Raccoon for president!"
>>27657330
Poleaboo agrees, they've very boring but not offensive like gen 4-5, gen 6 is just boring again
>>27657335
Son, you need to lighten up.
If you keep taking the internet so seriously you might have a stroke or some shit
Kill yourself you fucking shitstain. Superhero movies are generic trash with terrible humor, no depth, no heart, no substance. The fact that you losers are circlejerking CA2, a pathetic attempt at a generic and cringe inducing espionage type of conspiracy film really exemplifies how worthless the superhero genre is. It's like a moron version of a spy movie. Like a hilariously bad James Bond ripoff.
foreign markets are the direct reason for cape shit, loud action movies with little dialogue and simple to follow stories.
Anyone and everything that actually cares about art or things that actually have some detail is moving to tv.
>>27657168
jeremy- 1973
>>27657392
>art or things that actually have some detail is moving to tv.
MUH ART
Fuck off you dick muncher, I don't want to live an entirely boring life so im not going to limit my telly/film intake to 'intelligent' stuff
Maybe I just want to watch superheros do super shit.Don't watch batman v superman though, utter utter shit even for superhero films
>>27657484
>superheros do super shit.
Literally never happened in any Marvel movie, they're all just looking out for their own shit because a "villain" has a vendetta against them personally
>>27653359
original poster here
i'm actually southern, cant fucking stand it tbf
late reply i know
>5000 word paper in for tomorrow
>needs references
>also need to make notes and write two 1000 word essays on another topic by tomorrow
How fucked am I?
>>27657629
everything you do should have references if its a proper piece of work.
superhero movies are fucking garbage lads
nothing wrong with enjoying them but don't try to act like they serve any positive purpose in this world other than lining the pockets of some marvel jew
>>27657629
3000 word coursework here. I'm 300 words in, this shit happens every time and yet I always tell myself I'll start earlier next time.
We're pretty fucked tbqh
>>27657754
>and yet I always tell myself I'll start earlier next time.
So much this. It's not the word limit that is off putting, its this referencing. It's so dull, and unis have gotten wise to students going through all the citations on wikipedia and using those as references.
Just let me write the fucking essay, who cares where I got the information from. If it's wrong then mark me down.
>>27657687
wow you're so unique and cool, I bet you play chess too
>there are people who side with iron man
wew lad
>>27657939
Vision is an objectively good guy
Deal with it
>>27657950
vision is a good guy on the wrong team
>>27657966
visions cant pick the wrong team, he's a fucking robot baby
>>27657687
Man of Steel and the Captain America films made me feel inspired. It's something to strive for and to better yourself.
>>27657980
>made me feel inspired
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459887598320.webm
>>27657809
I skip referencing now, only ever get marked down about 5-10%. Well worth it.
>>27657939
>>27657966
Iktf
My house mate is team iron man, it's so wrong given that we just saw how easily hydra infiltrated the government and now iron man wants to expand the government. It's like they don't fucking learn.
>>27657979
vision go home
>>27656978
I've no clue about the intricacies of what you've written, but this sounds interesting as fuck.
>>27658039
this time it'll work, dont worry
>>27658003
I did build a gas chamber in Minecraft that tortured villagers (look like Jews, big noses) to death and outputs emeralds.
So that webm is quite appropriate.
>>27658049
it's pretty much a modified columnar transposition that uses nulls to be more secure also it's been modified to only need one number as a key, I used it to write notes about all the teachers I hated and shit like that, found it in one of my old exercise books and decided to give it an upgrade
>>27658059
Kek
Housemate isn't a leftist but if I had a dead Russian for every time I've seen people espouse that I'd be as prolific as Stalin
>>27658082
details of the gas chamber please
>>27658049
>>27658101
I'm also hoping to mod it to the point that I can do it in my head to remove the need for a scratch pad so I can just right notes using it
>>27658101
>>27658129
Pretty cool. How did you get into that? Did you have an interest in cryptography, number theory, etc?
>>27657809
5000 is a lot of words though. How much have you done?
Also what degree? I'm a law fag and I've never had to write more than 3000
>>27658120
Minefactory Reloaded spawner that spawns villagers
They arrive on a conveyor belt that takes them to a Tinkers Construct smeltery, make sure the tank has enough lava for fuel
When they arrive in the smeltery they are melted down, and the molten emerald is poured into casts to make solid blocks of emerald.
Add dartcraft healing torches if you want the villagers to be trapped in their molten torment forever.
>>27658249
just wanted a secure way to talk shit about people, plus it came in handy when me and my friends wrote lists of who we hate etc.
here's a small explanation of it (https://ghostbin.com/paste/wk2jozkp) password is r9k
please consider I was 12 so it's not the most secure
Fucking roastie on First Dates.
Complaining that she has too many options because of Tinder.
>>27658365
I stopped watching it years ago mate. Made my blood boil.
>>27658365
you sound jelly af, virgin
>>27658410
only been on air 3 years calm down lad
>>27658365
I've matched with a girl who used to be on that on Tinder lel
>>27657629
I'd say you need an all nighter, but hope isn't lost. It's about 30/45 minutes per page with references for me. It'll be 14-16 odd hours straight, but you can do it.
Anyone here ever got cramp and not immediately spazzed out jumping around their room? Pretty much impossible imo
>>27655046
who even has java these days?
>>27658573
Bitch has a Macbook, so options were limited
now trying to think how to send an email attachment to her main inbox that she'll want to open
>>Mr Leicester comes on First Dates
>>He's black
Kek
>>27658636
macs haven't had java installed by default for 5+ years
>>27658550
If I know its coming i'll get up and lie on my bed. I got it before a shower once so hopped straight in, weird feel.
It was weird when i got into bed with pins and needles
>>27658670
That other guys was proper spaghettiing with all the questions
>>27658672
Still though, it's compatible with Mac OS
Most RATs are Windows only
>>27658670
Imagine your date being a nigger
Would walk out straight away.
>>27658732
Imagine your date being a white virgin NEET who still lives with mummy
Would walk out straight away.
>>27658773
>not wanting to date a white virgin NEET
Cuck
>>27658732
He's kinda cute and hates gays
>>27658773
darkies are getting easier to trigger every day
>>27658726
Only if they have installed the java runtime from oracle.com
>>27658716
Yeah, he's pretty nervous. Attractive enough to get away with it though unfortunately.
>>27658732
Eh, if I saw a black girl I wouldn't care as long as her features were fairly Western and we agreed with everything, had the same hobbies etc
>all these retards wanting to destroy their heritage and culture fucking blacks
>>27658844
The blacks are easily triggered
Not everyone wants to suck their penises that look like turds
>>27658900
If your already a faggot then you are doing that already
>>27658938
>>27658900
kek
so bitter
>>27658953
you can at least preserve some pride and dignity and not engage in bestiality
Someone else make a new thread please, I don't have a comfy night time image
>>27658849
I did add a line about installing Java in the email body
it's worth a go
>>27658732
Imagine your date being a coal burner.
I wouldn't even show up.
Birthday tomorrow lads
21st
Everyone seems to be making a big deal over the fact it's my 21st, not sure why, 21 is hardly a milestone? Is it a yank thing?
Anyway, I've taken my birthday off of Facebook and disabled people being able to comment on my page because I fear that only 1 or 2 people would and that's more embarrassing than having none at all.
Also got a my dissertation due in on the 20th and I'm still not done, housemate's won't take no for an answer and insist we go out. Going to try and slink off to the library and get some work done during the day. I really don't give a shit about birthdays, I hate them, too much pressure.
5th birthday without my dad this year, miss him. Would do anything just to have one final conversation with him. Sorry this has been a bit normie but I didn't know where else to vent. Have a good night lads
>>attractive girls on First Dates
>>they're nice people so I can't hate them for that
Makes me feel shit desu since they're better/luckier than me in every way.
I've got an even worse film suggestion lined up after I win this week.
>>27659006
They're not nice people, believe me I work with normies and I know exactly what kind of scum they are when they're not on the spot.
>>27659052
Some of them are cunts on the show though
The only relationships I've seen on this which last longer than like a month are the lesbian ones, and that 1 guy who went with the single mother
>>27659143
>1 guy who went with the single mother
I thought being a cuck was just a meme.
>>27659143
Yeah well what do you expect its a shitty date for tv were the producers do the match making to make it interesting.
>Mum's gone on a diet and given me half an easter egg and two galaxies
Feel like I've won the fucking lottery here lads
HALO LIVESTREAM NOW LADS
>>27659268
fuck you, fuck off, stop posting this fucking copy pasta you little lonely cunt, go out, get a job, stop doing this shit
>>27659315
Jealous? I don't blame you, it's a very tasty egg
>>27658988
you'd have been better off writing a shell script or something, at least it executes natively
>>27659268
>tfw having to drink slimline G&T after a stressful day wagekeking because I'm a fat fuck and have to stop drinking beer
>>27659404
oh sorry lad thought you were posting some stupid copy pasta. I'm a nightmare when off my meds, I can convince myself fake things are real and get really mad at them
>>27659432
lol fuck off you sperg
>>27659292
Fuck off dormers you little rat faced cunt
Everyday I would sit in this thread and it felt like I'd never stop coming. Then one day I wake up and realise that I haven't been in one for months. What's new lads?
would you fuck her lads?
>>27659268
Just realised one of the Galaxies is actually a caramel. Nightmare.
>>27659004
I feel you completely mate, I know your feel, apart from all the uni bullshit, worked everyday since the day left school, but don't try not push everyone away too much or sometimes life can become real lonely, and you actually forget how to socialise if you become a recluse, and its hard to even realise been this way for 8 years now, progressivly got worse, 23 nearly 24 here, life's just fly's by, the death of a loved can really fuck a person up
Again lads sorry to blog post, but that's what b/rifeel/ was originally intended for
This is why I love /britfeel/ there's always someone/something you can relate to, however miniscule your feel may be
Again lads sorry to blog post, but that's what /britfeel/ was originally intended for
>>27659430
I'm drinking the same, m8. Tasty and can get you drunk quicker. Less carbs to boot.
Seriously considering asking Xbox Support for a refund on my copy of The Division desu lads
Fucking bullshit crafting nerf.
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