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>>27635479
yeah I don't know what you mean
unless you are saying I can't do that because 11 is odd or something
>>27635496
Wrong OP image senpai, you're slipping
I'll re roll
odds I go to bed
evens I'll get something to eat and watch a movie
>>27635543
Sorry pal, never made new bread before
How do I find a dealer lads? I'd get stabbed going up to random chavs in the streets looking like a skinny beta manlet.
>>27635559
fucking piece of shit life
>>27635571
darknet senpai
>>27635524
He means that supermarkets are not allowed to sell alchohol past 11pm.
Just slipped on the stairs and bounced down them like a fucking GTA ragdoll.
Not looking forward to feeling my back tomorrow.
>>27635612
They totally are, I've bought booze while drunk past 12 at a shitty spar
Evens: Procrastinate on /britfeel/ and the rest of the internet
Odds: Finish editing my essay which is due in a week
IN MY LIFE... WHY DO I GIVE VALUABLE TIME?
>>27635612
are you serious?
did not know that
>>27635640
maybe spar and "express" shops don't count
>>27635641
i always do best of three lad
>>27635650
>maybe spar and "express" shops don't count
Possibly true, I don't see why supermarkets would stop selling well before bars and pubs though
>>27635633
ouch lad
hope you're all right
How do I come to terms with the fact I am going to die alone as an unloved virgin?
>>27635658
Evens: Work on editing on my essay whilst browsing /britfeel/
Odds: Finish editing my essay which is due in a week
Dubs: Have a drink and let /britfeel/ decide my fate
>>27635705
Google Cardboard
Virtual Reality Porn
>>27635669
>>27635612
fucks sake don't wanna go in asda and get rejected for buying booze
what is it with these fucking shit laws
>>27635705
When you get to Heaven, at least you get to lose your virginity with some other virgins in an organ with a muslim suicide bomber
>>27635669
better to keep the drunkards at the on-licenses past 12 then have them buying at supermarkets
>>27635669
They don't sell alcohol in Tesco superstores after 11 I have tried it. Can't see why they wouldn't if the others were.
>>27635754
>organ
Fuck, I meant to say orgy.
>>27635496
How do you break the cycle lads?
>get up at 2pm or later
>do nothing but sit at PC and eat
>go to sleep at 5am or later
>>27635730
I googled cardboard and didn't find shit about porn bruv what you on about
>>27635716
>not doing it the night before
>>27635730
In what way should that comfort me?
I want to cuddle more than sex
>>27635802
fucking retard
>>27635789
I've been doing the same. I might wake up early, pop a modafinil, and then spend the rest of the day working. Hopefully I get tired enough by midnight so I can sort my sleep pattern out.
>>27635808
When you get some, come to Northampton and we can smoke together, anon.
>>27635814
Work hard and buy prostitutes then lad, full bateman mode
>>27635789
Set an alarm, join a gym, do something useful whilst on your pc like learn a language
>>27635808
you're not that guy from a couple of years a go who kept asking the same thing are you?
kinda miss that gimmick desu, and the does anyone want to fight guy
My mate with an IQ of about 6 has got a gf and i haven't
Feel like going out and finding a nice lamppost in a scenic place to hang myself from
>>27635612
I went to a 24 hour asda superstore last Thursday at 3am and they served me without issue.
>>27635571
You can cut down by only approaching black people
>>27635861
/manc suicide pact/ when?
>>27635852
>join a gym
Too much of a social retard to do that.
>something useful like learn a language
and do what with that exactly? Speak to myself in a foreign language pretending it's someone else?
>>27635852
>Work hard and buy prostitutes then lad, full bateman mode
I feel to awkward tohire a guy to fuck me
Its also not the same.
>>27635808
Yo smoking up with the lads at bullring
By the exit toward the tracks, waiting for a mate so probs be here for bit past midnight
come down and say your name is achmed stevenson
>>27635907
This kind of attitude is why you do shit all with your life
>>27635902
lel, can't believe it's been so long
literally haven't improved my life one bit since then
>>27635902
get ketty and jump from top of owens park tower with me bruv
>>27635913
>>27635808
Don't do it, anon. You're going to get raped.
>>27635938
I'm also in manc and my life is probably even more in the shitter than yours
suicide pact?
>>27635924
I know.
I do "useful" things on my PC, mainly writing and drawing, but I'm far too scared of rejection to submit anything I've done. I want to do something, but I feel like I'd just be a liability doing something manual like retail or factory work.
>>27635978
submit under alias geez
>>27635978
Post your drawings, anon.
>>27635978
Stop being a pussy and do something, worst comes to worst you can fail at something and then return to your life of 2D masturbation and late night internet binges.
>>27635647
>Morrissey is actually bad
>>27635965
>>27635965
nah lad
don't really like mancs desu senpai, don't take it personally
>>27635647
>Let me get my hands on your mammary glands
>>27635978
Show us your drawings. It can't be that bad and you're anonymous anyway
few hours playing with all the lads, quite the sexual night desu.
Every time I breath in I'm getting a very uncomfortable sensation in my chest. Do I have pneumonia lads? Or maybe lung cancer? Not sure how I feel about dying young.
>>27635819
Where'd you get yours from mate? I've been thinking about buying some because I'm a retard when it comes to studying
Back from Sven now post waifus
>>27636048
>Always thought it was "memory glands"
>>27636135
I was literally about to post that. fucking weird
>>27635861
that is me whats up lad
>>27636112
Does this always happen, or is it recent?
I get stuff like this, or stiffness in my neck or lumps here or bumps there. I don't understand how I'm supposed to determine real illness from my body just being a piece of shit
>>27636166
no it was me
bloxxx
>>27635861
>>27636166
No it's me, he is an imposter, don't listen to him lad
>>27636133
I have realised that I am not very good at video games
>>27636133
Time to watch some old live inside gaming stuff and drift off to sleep.
Going to the oriental shop tomorrow in town and im going to buy so much Japanese food.
>>27636133
Very good game lads
>>27636135
>>27636148
Glands don't store memory you silly gits
>>27636112
does it feel like a knot? are you stressed out in this moment more than usual?
>>27636207
The aim of video games is to have fun, did you have fun?
>>27636218
t. man with calcified pineal gland
>>27636116
Some bloke in the other thread recommended a guy called skomando on Reddit
I've just sent him a message
Also heard modafnilcat is good
>>27636112
You might have that vangina condition lad
>>27636133
for king and country
>>27636262
I'm a bit of a jew when it comes to money so I'll see which one is cheaper between the two. Thank you
Also I'd feel a bit silly if I used my debit card to pay for it but I don't know a thing about bitcoin. How are you planning on paying?
>>27636338
I don't use Bitcoin, so if this Reddit lad doesn't allow it fuck knows, PayPal?
>>27636001
>>27636010
>>27636026
>>27636071
Drawing is just something I do as a hobby, it's the writing I'd like to pursue as a career.
I can't upload anything anyway because it's all on paper, and I can't take a picture because I had to sell my phone so I could afford my rent.
>>27636196
>>27636206
i am the real weed poster elave me alone fakes
>>27636191
Nah, just started a few hours ago. Actually had it before and its gone away, but I'm wondering if it indicates I have some kind of underlying condition.
>>27636219
No, it's just a general pain/ uncomfortable sensation that I can feel pretty much throughout my chest when I breath in. It's a lot worse if I take a deep breath, shallow ones are alright.
Doe anyone know what a FAT blood test is the T looks like it is underlined?
>tfw tf
>tfw bennies reduced from 120 quid to 100
>>27636351
Skomando and Modafinilcat use Paypal. United Pharmacies is the cheapest and uses credit/debit card, but I hear lots of stories about Indians stealing your shit.
>>27636399
Yeah same, I've had an ECG for another reason and it came back fine. You could be ok. I just put this shit down to my shit tier genetics.
You might want to look into it more I don' know, it does amaze me though, If I went to the doc for every pain or lump I would be there everyday.
Hey look lads hours later but it's still tfw no bf o'clock
>>27636591
>tfw still here
pls stop reminding me anon
>>27636591
I cannot be everyones BF but we can be cuddle buddies.
Poleaboo is wondering if anyone else is downloading anything interesting
>tfw work at subway
>ask manager what to do with meat going past it's use by
>mfw they just take off the monday sticker and put on a wednesday one
>mfw arsey customers trying to use expired vouchers
>tfw lesbian's girlfriend is off from school and calls in "sick" sunday and I get guilted into doing their shift
>tfw 11 hour shift and have to be up at 5:30am
>>27636133
No image today but mugi waifu 4 laifu I'm 2 depressed pham
>>27636780
>uTorrent
Got three birds on the go and I'm a virgin. This is new terrotory for me. One grill is my 32yo boss, i'm 22. The other is a druggie schitzo who i met through a friend. She was chubby but lost weight. Unfortunately she lives miles away and I don't drive. The other is a 17yo slag who was my little brother's mate. I can't tell if she's into me or not but she keeps messaging my on plebbook. Who do I choose?
>fucking knackered constantly
>go to bed at 1am
>wake up at 3am
>collapse asleep in computer chair
>wake up after 2 hours
>collapse on the floor when I move to get a drink
>wake up after 2 hours
Fairly sure depression is causing this. Wouldn't wish this shit on my worst enemy
>>27636652
Can I at least put your peepee in my mouth?
>>27636788
Not poleaboo's mate, but what is wrong with using utorrent?
>>27636793
pick your poison lad, but don't stick your dick in crazy, or at least tell them your real name or show them where you live
>>27636831
Poleaboos mate
Dunno but apparantly you're supposed to use qBitorrent or Deluge though their UI is a bit shit
>>27636831
Recently utorrent has been giving me this ad that is unskippable and continues playing even after I've closed the program. Very annoying desu
>>27636831
uses cpu cycles to secretly mine bitcoins, security exploits, company that owns it is working with MPAA. Get deluge asap.
>>27636831
>>27636853
uTorrent eats the splens of short hindu women and regurgitates the smell of a cats ear into concrete
i am not a robot
>>27636793
Druggie
>if you disappoint your boss because you're a virgin, expect bad things
>the slag won't be a good way to determine if you're any good or not because she's seen more cocks than a chicken breeder
If you please your drug chub, go for your boss.
If it doesn't work, you have the slag to fall back on,
>>27636887
>>27636915
I'm actually on qbitorrent it just looks almost the same so I was confused
>>27636930
>>the slag won't be a good way to determine if you're any good or not because she's seen more cocks than a chicken breeder
this confirmed money times is the case
>>27636930
>>27636844
Might go for my boss. She drives so she can pick me up. Also, i forgot to mention she's not going to be my boss in 2 weeks as we're getting sold to another company and we're gonna be split apart. Which is great because I think I could fuck my old boss, then fuck the slag and the chub as I please. Then i'll become a chad and I can leave this place.
>>27636823
yeh sure, where you at lad.
>>27636987
>Thinking it's that easy
There's something wrong with you deep down if you're on here, especially if you're talking about 'leaving this place'. Sticking your dick in some sluts won't change much, apart from maybe a temporary confidence boost.
Regardless, I hope you do make it out
>>27636793
you don't have all three "On the go" if you're not shagging them, you idiot. I would say go for the 17 year old, sounds like she is into you.
I'm still here. Please come back to me.
>>27636987
yeah if you got a bit of a ticking clock on the boss and no long term reprocusios then go for it
amber rayne dead... well shit.
>>27637147
I agree with everything this guy has said. Your boss is just some used up slag
>>27637131
It hurts me to know that you're right. Even if I do make it with one of these whores I'll still come here.
In a weird way it makes me love you guys even more. Fuck I love you guys.
>>27636780
feeling pretty retro of late. downloaded a bunch more games but they disappeared for some reason.
>>27637124
250 miles away
>nearly 6 hour train trip to suck a robots penis
Life is suffering
>>27637183
Watched an interview with her, can't understand why anyone would voluntarily watch her videos, like 70% of porn stars are hotter.
Gave lifting a go today, I'm so weak it almost makes me not want to bother again.
>>27637197
>XIII
amazing taste
>>27637218I would probably still do it because I'm such a lonely horny mess
I'm not sure if I actually like blackwych desu
>>27637197
>>27637282
init
flump that shit
>>27637190
I love it here as well if only for the fact that it's one of the only places where I can actually relate to other human beings.
The only thing that bothers me is the fatalism that a lot of people have, the lack of a desire to even make an effort to get out of this mess. I didn't want my post to come across as discouraging, (fucking them could be a step in the right direction for you), but just a warning that it's not as easy or as quick as you think.
>>27637325
If you're that desperate, I'm sure you could find someone on grindr easy enough
It's so easy to get a career all you need to do is learn social skills it seriously isn't that hard go practice talking to strangers
>>27637249
Don't give up mate. I was in the same position as you when I started. I went in there by myself, weak as piss, no idea what I was doing but eventually you'll get the hang of it.
I know this sounds pretty normie, but you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and ok with looking like a bit of a clueless idiot. Also no one really cares about you in there, just do your thing and get out
>>27637601
Move to London, get a job delivering leaflets and flat share
Easy
>>27637601
I honestly wouldn't even know where to start.
I'm such a retard I have no idea how applying for a job even works.
>>27637580
Doubtful.
I don't want aids or some normie fuck, and I'm not qt enough to get gay chads
>>27637601
I have been lying and trying and clawing a fucking career for the last 2 years I've gone through 3 companies and will be going on to my fourth soon. My pay has been raised 4 times excluding my new pay at my new job. I still don't earn an average wage or anything good.
Working is a fucking pyramid scheme unless you are chad its a scam
>>27637641
Seriously even if you have no connections with good social skills it's so easy to get one
>>27637642
Start by reading up on the psychology of social interactions and most importantly practice by doing and start small first having small talk with a waiter or the grocery store clerk
Lads did you guys ever shoplift when you was younger?
I never understood how people could do it without feeling scared and guilty.
>>27637649
Won't get aids from sucking someone off.
Will be full of normies though.
>>27637752
No no I get how to talk to people, I just don't know how to apply for anything.
Honestly considering taking what money I have and going over to Vegas or Atlanta and blowing it all on gambling and hookers. Better than sitting doing nothing day in day out.
>>27637741
How come you gone through so many companies in a short time? Which positions did you have? What Education do you have?
>>27637777
I don't know how to talk to normies and even middle age guys will stop replying after seeing my face
>>27637772
Most I've done is stole some pick and mix from my local woolworths when I was about 8, back when I used to be a bit of shit.
>>27637798
What don't you know about applying? Do you know how to fill out a form? You need to explain what you don't understand about how to apply
>>27637825
> and even middle age guys will stop replying after seeing my face
Have you tried?
I did a craiglist hook up once with a 40 year old. He was a sweetheart and obsessed with cuddling but I really didn't like the whole experience. He didn't like video games either, pfft.
>>27637803
I dropped out of uni doing CS but I lie about it
I did shit admin then shit admin + some tech support and then technical copywriting for some shit company.
I have left each so I get paid more money and work is soul destroying especially my last one.
>>27637857
How do you approach somewhere to submit the application form/start an interview? How do you know if anywhere has vacancies?
I've honestly not done anything, and my parents haven't told me anything.
>>27637901
fuck off normie
>>27637913
fuck off underage
>>27637772
When I was really young and following my mum in the supermarket, I would steal the little "try me" tongue cleaner stickers on the toothbrush packaging. I took it off ones in the back that I assumed nobody touched.
I took one home, cleaned it, and then superglued it on my cheapo toothbrush.
>>27637892
I tried on craigslist I guess it was only a little bit but yeah, I either sperged out and they didn't reply or I showed a picture and they didn't reply.
I talked to this guy who was old enough to be my dad, he wasn't in great shape and was a bit dodgy but he ended up flaking out in the end
>>27637938
>fuck off normie
oh boy
>>27637913
ask an employee there
>>27637938
I'm 21 and I live at home.
Pretty sure that's not uncommon on this site.
>>27637836
>>27637772
When I was younger about 11 or 10, I stole some lego from a shop. I planned on buying it but there was loads of kids I knew in the shop and I didn't want to get bullied for still playing with lego at that age, problem was my family was poor so I didn't have any technology.
So anyway, stole it and then felt really guilty, to the point I felt sick, threw the stuff away and returned to the shop a week later, bought a snickers and paid with a 5 pound note and let the cashier keep the change.
Still gonna go to heaven lads.
>>27637913
Just apply online, if you are looking for retail work some places will have a sign on the front if they need staff, if they don't don't bother them.
>>27637913
'do you know if there are any vacancies?'
>>27637901
Your problem is you keep leaving the places you will not get raises that way you have to stay with a company for a few years atleast
>>27637913
You can either apply online for which ever position that is suitable to your skills and education or you go in person and ask you would like to speak to the manager about applying for a position. You just ask anyways and leave your resume
lads im not kidding im so fucking tired i see no point in waking up in the morning im just so fucking burned out at this point
i have so much shit to do being a fucking gradecuck but i just cant do it any longer
i cant go on lads its killing me sweet release im longing for someone just fucking end me
>>27638036
What are you studying, gradecuck?
>>27637965
CL is full of time wasting flakes
Grindr is better in that respect if you ignore the idiotic "bicurious/straight" guys.
>>27638025
>Your problem is you keep leaving the places you will not get raises that way you have to stay with a company for a few years atleast
Top jokes senpai.
My first was deed end it was never going anywhere.
In my second a guy who had worked for the company 10 years was on the same wage as me, he had a wife and kids and shit.
In the third I got a 3k pay rise other 8 months (i.e. buttons)
If I stayed with them I would have got no more and would have reached a ceiling after maybe another 5k in 10 year or some shit
Its quicker to get more pay going to new companies.
I am going to take my new job and stay at most 1 year and then finally leap to an average paying job
>>27638063
i fell for the law meme mate
>>27638093
But I have to make a profile and I feel too weird to do that, putting out a picture of me for all the world to judge makes me feel weird.
I know I would get rejected anyway desu
I still want a bf more than a hook up
>>27637999
I felt sorry 4 you man.
Touching story.
>>27638138
oooooohrobot
>>27638217
ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
KNOCK IT OFF
>>27637282
Yeah it's an incredible game. It's also one of those that I played for hours on end as a kid because I was fucking shite at games, so the entire thing, basically every line of dialogue, is burned into my brain.
The look of pity in the eyes sf the cashier at nettos scarred my soul
>>27638350
>mfw I come home from university to visit parents and my childhood nettos became an Asda
I had no idea Nettos died
>>27638138
Same here lad. What uni are you at?
>tfw average grades at average uni
Better than nothing I guess
>>27638427glasgowi have to write a huge fucking paper on family law the fucking meme
i was supposed to start a week ago and here i am on brit of all places
just fucking end it all
>>27638398
They have made a come back my coop became a nettos.
I wish the didn't the beer is cheap as fuckbut they hired a load of qt guys who are younger than me and judge me all the time
The slow as fuck women for coop was better desu
8 mile walk tomorrow lads, only if I can wake up at 7 though because I don`t want to go when theres people about.
>>27638464
Ah I'm on the other end of the country mate.
2 pieces of coursework due Wednesday and Thursday and I haven't written a word. Spent most my day on r9k.
Nothing will ever change
>>27638866
i love you
hope you succeed
>so lazy all I do is browse 4chan
Anyone else know this feel? I can't play games because I'm borrowing a shit laptop while my computer gets repaired, but I could be downloading shows or something. Fucking 4chan man
>>27638896
I'm going to go sleep now, wake up early and hopefully work for most of the day. Thank you for that mate.
I don't know you, but if you love me I love you too!
>>27638955
>this anime is fucking amazing i love it
>excited to finish the rest tomorrow
>go to bed
>wake up
>browse 4chan and masturbate for 14 hours
>never finish the anime
tfw
>too lazy to kill myself
lads i just had a epiphany about life in general
im in a somewhat dazed state and just wanna go for a walk
tho im sure me mam would get real freak out if i decided to just go for a walk at this time of night. it would be a dick move to wake her up but i just really need to get some fresh air with these thoughts.
damn.
Fuck you. Germanfag here, I was in UK about a year ago. Now I have received a 200 euro fine since I apparently parked somewhere I wasnt supposed to park and was filmed by CCTV.
>>27639816
Why not pray to allah for the fine to go away
>>27639816
oh wow you really showed us
>>27639816
>commits genocide
>starts moaning when someone fines them a small amount of money
fucking germans
>>27639848
Birmingham was worse than any German city Ive ever been to. Hard to imagine that this is literally England
>>27639694
What's your epiphany lad
>>27639939
Get used to it merkel is not slowing down senpai
Its a shame really I'll have to come to oktoberfest soon before its banned
i always get really hungry at this time of night, but i cant be dealing with the extra calories. trying to be comfy while hungry sucks though lads.
Please Hannah. Just come back. Please.
>got a warehouse job recently
>12 hours night shifts, leaves me sore as fuck, stressful from constant noise and labour
>but tfw pays better than my own mother's job because night shift + refrigerated environment
>tfw the only job I've found that lets me preserve habit of staying up to stay in touch with diff. timezone friends
I don't know how I feel. I've been there a week and I'm just hoping I get used to it.
>>27640642
No, it's over.
Why is everything so expensive
I want a new TV since mine is only 24 inches and shit but they are expensive as fuck
My PC monitor makes games look great when I hook my consoles up to it but I wanna use it for my PC not TV
If any of you lads can hook me up with a decent 28+ inch monitor/TV for a good price I'd appreciate it
>>27640861
It is not. FUCK YOU
This is what happens when you mix chav with r9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=japWMpTHtME
>>27641763
forgot picture :^ orignalo
>>27641763
A whore?
Then what do you charge?
Im not interesting in renting
Just curious.
>>27641874
i just want dicks
>>27640795
You'll get used to it senpai desu
>>27642484
Whores receive payment for sexual acts.
The act itself cannot count as payment.
You are a slut.
Are you interested in findom? Because i could be convinced to get into that, but not alot else.
>>27641763
>>27641786
How about you swallow my pride? Because I don't think I could.
>>27640068
Have some porridge. No one gets fat from eating porridge.
Why am I only tired now that it's 5:30am. I need to be up in an hour, the clock change fucked me.
>studying history at uni
>this faggot always in my lectures and seminars
>never shuts the fuck up
>knows literally everything and always sounds pretty smug about it
>when you talk to him he'll just talk about any irrelevant crap so he's either autistic or just really bad at being social
>smells and looks preddy bad too
>mfw this fucker still somehow has a girlfriend
Never seen her so maybe he's pretending but jesus fucking Christ.
Time to rise and shine.
>>27636495
Lel job time matey
>>27636780
>the dirty paki is a thief
>Suprised.jpg
Really don't fancy going to work today lads
>>27643300
>the clock change fucked me
By like 7 hours? You're full of it mate.
>>27645069
It hasn't even begun mate. That feel is going to get stronger and stronger.
Morning lads, any other AM pre-work shit posters about?
>>27645016
Bloody hell. of that's not illegal it ought to be.
>>27643326
Are you annoyed by him having such a stroke of luck or by yourself on losing out to an obnoxious, smelly, nerd?
>>27645016
>tfw no bandage azn gf
Probably ought to go to bed soon
>>27645846
The former. Don't even know who his girlfriend is, could be cow for all I care.
>>27635524
http://youtu.be/BIR_Qs3tbFU
>>27640642
You do know Hannah was underage when most of those videos were filmed right?
>tfw Raw after Wrestlemania was better than Wrestlemania AGAIN
>>27641786
WiIl you sit on my face?
Lonely londonbro here, need more fellow britfriends pls join
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
>>27647154
>rad chads
>chads
reee etc
>tfw finally got into Uni
Anyone know what living in Exeter is like?
I'm on the other side of the island so idk how much of a shithole the South is
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35958871
>you will never buy an entire village with the lads from /britfeel/ and start a cult
Why live?
>>27647691
so what happens to the people who live in the houses when it's sold?
>>27647286
The area is very nice, the south west is far nicer than the north. It is very hilly though so I'd work on your cardio.
Why doesn't America have a daily thread?
>>27647930
r9k is their daily thread
>>27647691
/brit/ has already claimed this as bantchester mate, sorry, find your own village
>>27647987
/bantchester suicide pact/ when?
As soon as I wake up I get bombarded with a You've Been Framed style mental sequence of all the things I've ever done wrong.
My brain settles on one of the events in particular and I spend the next week or two playing it over in my mind, feeling suicidal guilt and remorse about it until it changes to something else.
Immediately after it changes I no longer give a shit about whatever I used to worry about, it seems trivial and idiotic compared to the new memory.
Is this normal? What can I do that will help?
>>27647154
will I be accepted here?
>>27648245
yeah man, clock the link and have a lil chat, we got some brits and a few filthy americans on voice right now having a little chin wag, you can just mute and eavesdrop on our banter if you feel like it ;3
Just turned down a job with the ministry of justice lads
>>27648263
Why the fuck would you do that? I'd love to work for the civil service.
>>27648263
been turned down*
>>27648283
Sorry mate typo, I would too
>>27648396
sorry lad
what sort of job was it?
>>27648396
This isn't me
>>27648283
Because they're utter fucking cunts to deal with. Fuck having to deal with a body that says "we're going to assist with your disability" then puts you in a situation where you're going to be at a significant disadvantage because of it.
>>27648412
Court bailiff, really cushy 35k
>>27648513
this is me
>>27648494
this isn't me
this is me
>>27648219
>What can I do that will help?
Just remember that you're the only one that cares and probably the only one that remembers.
>http://strawpoll.me/7256859
Polling closes at 23:59:59pm lads, just over 12 hours left to get your votes in for this week. American Psycho is the current leader.
>http://strawpoll.me/7256859
Had a spooky dream last night lads. Been watching loads of Hannibal and I had a nightmare where the creepy stag man came after me.
>>27648689
shame he didnt
>>27648707
You shouldn't be rude to people, I have feelings
>>27648716
>I have feelings
>>27647286
exeter's lovely mate
>>27648219
do you at least have Harry Hill narrating?
>>27647154
this group is beta asf
In the pub having some nice Ruby Hobgoblin on my birthday lads.
How is your day going?
>>27648989
Full of qts?
>>27649067
Just woke up, i hope you have a nice birthday lad.
I will get you something from the weeb shop to celebrate.
>>27648653
>Battle Royale in second
It's not winning but i am still proud of myself.
>>27649076
full of qts.
oc
>>27649211
you shouldn't be
by suggesting a subtitled film you've completely missed the point
called in sick today
fuck i always regret
Just came home from work, mummy was out so cleaned up the kitchen and made a fresh bowl of croutons for when she comes home. Hopefully gonna get some good boy points
>>27649109
Cheers lad.
You don't have to buy me anything mate, just saying happy birthday is enough.
Have a good day.
>>27649067
Happy birthday anon. Out with friends or alone?
>>27648653
>Escape from LA not winning
lads, come on, really?
>>27649367
Out with one of my friends.
He's a nutter, farmer type guy, he's pretty fun.
How are you today lad?
>>27649067
Happy birthday lad, I hope you have a nice chilled out day
>>27649387
I am pleased for you, enjoy yourself.
I am average today, just chilling with my cat and pumping some iron desu.
>>27649406
Cheers lad, hope you have a good day as well.
>>27635809
He has to write an essay for a weeks time, I have to write Minesweeper in Java for tomorrow night
>>27635880
Do it in the early morning in the middle of the city, make it look like murder>>27635880
>>27649376
>tfw I am set to win for 4th/5th time.
Wouldn't even be mad if I lost, just nice to know other robots seemingly like my taste.
>>27649450
I had two in a row with The Lego Movie and Scott Pilgrim vs The World.
I didn't bother watching them though.
>>27635571
>Look up raves
>go to nearest one
>get drunk and talk to people
>bring up that you are interested in drugs
Druggies love talking about drugs
>say you dont have aby good hook ups at the moment
>theyll probably voluntere a number
>enjoy the rest of the rave
