an hero gf
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My gf wants to an hero. She also slits. Quads decide what I say.
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>>27629988
Just suck my cock already
>>27629988
chiggity check yourself before you wreck yourself
Nozinan pills should help
>>27630003
REROLL dude
Just took this like 5 minutes ago
take it to >>>/b/ underage faggot
>>27630003
This again
Wew
>>27630003
Again brobit
>>27629988
Can you really say she's your gf if she doesn't even want to stay alive for you?
>>27630070
she's got chronic depression from since before we've met
>>27629988
Need a time stamp bro
>>27629988
girls only cut for attention, tell her to stop being such a fucking cunt and then dump her
>>27630098
>/r9k/
>dumping somebody
>>27630003
Roll
Bleh
here's your time stamp anon
I WANTED to see the Director's Cut. What are these supposed to be?
>slicing across the tracks
"""suicidie""" attention whore detected
>>27629988
It's across the street, not down the road
cmon people, where's my quad?
>>27629988
>those baby scratches
>cuts
No she doesn't cut
>>27630234
show me how a pro does it then
>>27629988
I never loved you
Please help me quad God .
>>27630274
Here ya go ffuck face
>>27629988
>/r9k/
>"my gf"
I'm breaking up with you if you kill yourself
>"Do you want some help with that?"
If she say yes look up a method she may want to do.
I love you, but no one gives a shit that you're doing this for attention. Now gtfo out of my house, I hate emos (point to the nearest exit)
>>27629988
tell her you hate her
>>27632222
check em
how does my sister taste?
I love you, don't do it
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>>27629988
>what i say
for fucks sake you're supposed to dick her until the crazyness goes away
"Can you send me some nail clippings first?"
>>27629988
Have sex with her as she is killing herself
>>27633304
rolling for this shiit
>>27629988
I love you. Get help
>>27629988
everything will be okay don't you worry i love you
>>27629988
kysOrigano Comet
Such my dick
>"Oh so you like pain, huh?"
Then just spank her until she is screaming for mercy and promises to stop all that drama shit. If she threatens to kill herself tell her how silly her corpse would look with a bruised ass. The first thing everyone would think when they saw her corpse is "Hey, that girl killed herself after being spanked!" and no one would be talking about her "deep emotional suffering".
They don't want to hurt themselves or commit suicide, they want to slit their wrists and swallow pills. You're enabling her depression by letting her think there is some kind of poetic beauty to her emotions. If everyone takes her emotions seriously she'll take them seriously too, and she'll be chronically depressed. She can't get over it as long as people act like she can't. If everyone from day one told her to stop sulking like a child she would have, and the depression would have been averted.
>tiny babby cat scratches across the road
so suicide much wow
REMEMBER, SIDEWAYS FOR ATTENTION, LONGWAYS FOR RESULTS. END IT>imblyign :DDDDD
>>27629988
quads don't happen that easily
