>Wants a new game
>Each game cost 5000 Pretty Princess Points
>Only has 4,500
>Ask daddy what I can do to get 50 PPP
>He says ''Make me happy." ;)
>So I make him brownies
>Gets the PPPs to get Fallout 4
>You perverted shits thought I was going to fuck my dad....
>Now who looks like the fool?
How do we know 'make him brownies' isn't a euphemism for letting him fuck you in the ass?
>>24470709
Euphemisms are for fags.
>>24470696
you're still off by 450 points you dumb bitch
>>24470718
Isn't OP one?
>>24470718
So you admit you're gay for your dad's brownies?
>>24470730
I meant to say 500, it was a typo. Sorry
Shittiest thread I've seen this second half of the year, congrats.
>>24470718
you mean like the guy who pretends to be female on an anonymous image board?
>>24470718
women are fags
>4500+50=5000
Pretty sure your mom is your aunt.
>>24470696
Sorry to burst your bubble, but anyone who isn't a newfag knows that greentext stories are either bait or walk the dinosaur.
Not to mention you could see it is too short to have enough time for an incest story.
>>24470696
I know you aren't actually a female, but I'd like to imagine the girl in the picture uses the catbox as her own toilet.
>>24470696
>Now who looks like the fool?
maybe if you did fuck your dad you'd be a less shitty person
This thread is full of wow.
>fallout 4
buyers remorse imminent.
>>24470696
>Fallout 4
You should have just fucked your dad and saved the points for later.
>>24470696
why are these images always so bizarre?
>>24472129
buyer's remorse? explain yourself ._.
>>24472180
it's the quotes that get me every time.
>>24470696
>Pretty Princess Points
Good one m'boylady.
>>24470751
What was the worst of the year then?
>>24470747
>Sorry
No. You lose 200 PPP for that.
>tfw only 3,000 PPP and you need 3,001 PPP
>>24470696
Post pic need to fap
>>24470696
So you cooked brownies ten times in a row?
>>24470696
Op spent a lot of time making this mocking oc for us, keked heartily at the keyboard for some reason
>>24470696
>dat juggernaut body pillow
>>24470747
That's not a typo. That was math, which you suck at. If I were your dad, I'd get you a math tutor instead of a goddam computer game.
>>24470696
I have to earn gbp by doing of jobs around the house like installing replacement parts or manual labor.
>>24470696
>remember that making brownies didn't count, since the fudge factory isn't for sex.
Did you stick your brownies in your mom's oven for the 450 PPP?
>>24470696
>need money for prom dress
>ask dad about it
>"Jane, I already paid for a lot of your stuff, you are on your own"
>don't have a job
>don't have money
>"but I don't have any money dad"
>dad winks at me
>"well you know, there's always a way out.."
>I sighed
>"okay..."
>he walks away
>I flip through newspaper for job ads.
>>24473696
>Not asking for for money from your pool of beta orbiters.
Do you even roast?
Work that pussy pham, its a gift.
