Some of you virgins spend a life time trying to have sex, it literally takes me 6 minutes and she's looking for transport to come and fuck me haha
> I have a gf
> I'm not even going to fuck her I just like seeing that girls are slutty
She's 18 years old and polish
That bitch is ugly
>>24470955
Buttmad Virgin detected
>dancing with qt at club, start getting touchy feely
>take a few jaegerbaums for that liquid confidence
>"do you have a boyfriend?"
>"no"
>proceed to kiss her all night
>she is literally chewing my lips off and tongue fucking my mouth
>now the girl that friendzoned me a week ago is going full reeeeeeeeeeeee at me
It's really not that hard, robots. Just be yourself.
>>24470970
>I LIKE TO FUK PALE WHALES XD
>I THING I'M THE SHIT
Literally kill yourself
>>24470994
Shh, no tears, only dreams now
>>24470990
Why full reee at you?
>>24470990
>giving a shit whether she has a boyfriend
beta detected
Different girl who would fuck if I wasn't leaving tomorrow
>>24471074
> look at me, I cheat on people, I'm so alpha =D
Will post nudes if she sends them
>>24471074
I give a shit because I'd never wish that on anybody, she could be lying but at least my conscience is clear.
Anyway it's like a combination of being a gentleman and alpha at the same time.
>>24471123
Can't you post this crap on /b/ where you belong?
cool thred
>>24471123
>>24471165
R9k exclusive nudes incoming
>>24471255
Forgot photo
german girls are whores.
>>24471336
The OP one is Polish
>>24471080
>chubby
nice one man wew
shit like this make me want to not have a bf anymore
>white girl
lol nigga your bitch aint even foreign and you flexin like a mfer you petty ass bum ass nigga
you the type a nigga that take his momma rent money and post that shit up on ig like you ballin out lls
>>24471439
ahahaha real talk
niggas on some fuckboy type shit nowadays baka
>>24471074
Asking if she has a boyfriend is a conversation starter, retard.
>>24471412
So you can fuck random guys?
>>24470890
> just have to find transport
>>24470890
>what sort of sex stuff do you like
>>24471561
Literally nothing wrong with that question
>>24471493
>Asking if she has a boyfriend is a conversation starter, retard.
No that's some omega-tier shit.
>>24471577
>He actually believes this
no wonder she hasnt replied
>>24471581
>do you have boyfriend?
>no
>makeout all night
are you kidding me that's alpha as fuck.
>tfw normie younger brother shows me all his qt 15 year old matches or whatever on tinder
>>24471603
pretty sad that you actually think that. let me give you an insight into the female mind:
>"do you have a boyfriend?"
>wow what a fucking beta loser, he clearly wants the puss but is afraid of my boyfriend
>"yes"
>"oh"
>faggot loser gave up lmfao (I don't have a boyfriend btw)
this actually happened cool thread haha
>>24471625
>hurr durr pua shit
If a girl is into you you can literally do and say whatever the hell you want.
>>24470990
So this is a copypizza?
>>24471277
>sure why not
>why not
Because he's a fucking stranger and he knows your name and now he has naked pictures of you. Women are fucking retarded man
>>24471703
Hurr durr stranger danger hurr durr nakedness and sex are bad and shameful how dare people exchange naked photos or have casual sex
So I guess OP was a faggot and didn't get any nudes, what a cunt
>>24471833
She doesn't have snapchat, so we're discussing what to exchange nudes over
>>24470890
this.
these faggots on this board make me laugh im come here to laugh at you guys. I have had sex with like 8 different girls and they were all with no try what so ever just falling in my lap because im EXTREMLEY LAZY but ive litterally had like 50 PIC related encounters where girls have wanted to fuck but i just dont get around to it
>>24472401
Sure, kid. Sure.
YOU ARE TO NORMIE FOR R9K.
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG.
I HOPE YOU GET CANCER.
>Berlin
Oh wow, hooking up with polish toilet scrubbers, good job OP
>>24472449
kek keep being a ugly beta...when youre a 8/10 guy it seriously is that easy..i guess you just dont understand
>>24472475
kek. my thoughts exactly
>>24472456
get on my level phaggets
>>24472493
>lol I'm drowning in pussy, I came here to laugh at you
>what do you mean you don't believe me, you must be an ugly beta
>>that'll show him
>>24472456
lel thanks for the pick me up
>>24472560
kek keep trying to infuriate me because you dont believe me at the end of the day i can sit here and brag and you can sit there and claim im a shitposter , but at the end of the day it is what it is enjoy your shitty life whilst i enjoy my good one
>>24472588
yeah that's why you come here. to "laugh it up" with your "good life"
kek
>>24472456
>tfw post doesn't have enough content
>>24472537
>>24472586
>unironically being a normie
>>24472456
So what? I'm still a badly adjusted schizoid.
>>24472618
kek i came from /b/ which you may know has a large user base which surely some of us are normal cool fags with a good life i then came here to laugh at losers like you HAHAHAH
>>24470990
Fuck off normie chad
bc of one girl i lived with and got pregnant.
>>24470890
fucking normie shits
>>24472456
Last birthday party was when I was 11, does it really count?
>all these lost virginity faggots
Leave
>>24472893
aww did we hurt little virgins feefees
ive only ever had sex once
got really drunk with a friend and his gf and we spit roasted her
Post pic of urself OP. Lets see what kind of faggot you look like for a woman to come and fuck you.
>>24472910
Yes, Chad. Now leave.
>>24470990
>jaegerbaums
You mean Jagerbomb?
>>24472974
so cute, it thinks its a human
>DUDE PUSSY LMAO!
We don't fucking care. Fuck off and leave us alone in our self-pity and despise of the world. We wish we were dead. Go fuck off and fuck your pussy. We don't want any woman. Enjoy your life. Good bye.
>>24472943
obviously a fake profile, girls don't just agree to exchange nudes with people from /r9k/
>>24473059
not all robots are ugly like you
>using fake pics on tinder and pretending you're an alpha on a congolese jazz music board
Life clearly on track.
>>24472999
Someone should pepefy this image.
>>24473066
prove it then, faggot
>>24473144
I've gotten several nudes and sex from tinder but yeah I'm about 99% sure OP is using fake pics.
>>24472912
>>24472912
Post greentext story, please. Sounds like a ride
i'm still waiting for those nudes
>>24471790
No, but giving people leverage for exploitation is a bad idea.
