How the fuck do I get on disability?
>>25107954
lookup who gives tardbux in your area and look at their requirements and process, typically you need a doc to sign off on you mental and/or physical cripledness being enough to keep you from working then they do their own evaluation and back ground stuff, and then you usually get a pittance because they think you can still work a fastfood job.
>>25108068
I'm okay with a pittance, isn't there like an infographic of the black guy talking to the little kids
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>>25107954
good luck, i've been trying to get it for six years and i'm so far gone in mental retardation at this point i faint trying to exit my house
i have lawyers and documentation, state doesn't give a fuck
all the fat fucks who are disabled because they can't stop eating pizza and gained 300lbs basically made it nigh impossible for real retards to get
>>25108312
what the fuck is that a picture of? Also I have two psychward stints in the past two years so I was thinking about relying on those. Basically say my parents are kicking me out and I need a couple months to get on my feet before I start robbing and looting niggas, you think they would give a fuck?
>>25108312
>faint trying to exit my house
What kind of mental retardation is that?
bumparooski
>>25108420
don't know don't care i've accepted my fate
>>25108392
it's a picture of my hand i accidentally took icking up my phone
but yeah the psych ward thing might help a lot, i've thought about it since i'm bound to be headed there aoon anyway
>>25109746
Why did it fucking take you over 1000 posts to reply
Vote for Bernie Sanders.daf2b19c24831a4bb67ed9dd0ef1e987
>>25110796
i'm nervous whenever i make a post on 4chan so i close the tab for a while
>>25111190
Why are you nervous? Do you have some extreme anxiety or something?
move to england or europe
Depends where you live. If you're in the US, it's extremely difficult unless you're profoundly disabled(as in totally unable to care for yourself, drooling retard). You're always going to get denied your first time, then when you put your second application in, you have a lawyer help you. You don't pay unless you win the case and get disability, and if you do, he takes a percentage of your backpay(you get paid starting the day you apply, so if you apply in December, and get approved next December, you get 12 months of pay at once).
>>25107954
You basically have to be a mentally handicapped quadraplegic in order to get on disability here in America.
>>25107954
actually be disabled
It took me three tries and seven years since trying to get on it when I was 18. I did not need a lawyer since I had enough evidence from my psychiatrist and medical doctor to back up my claims of being disabled.
They don't give you that much to live on though.
>>25111885
>>25111835
>>25111807
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>>25111782
wtf? Why is it so hard in america? Thanks for the pic btw been lookin for that
>>25112388
because niggers like you abused the system.
>>25111693
yeah
extra words here because my comment is unoriginal
>>25112453
I just need a couple grand/few months to get my shit in order so I can OD you won't have me hanging around too long
>>25112542
get off the floor lad
>>25107954
>How the fuck do I get on disability?
Move to the U.S., easy as fuck to get on disability there. I get $3,057 a month from the government, tax free, free housing in a decent area (look for highrises, a certain % have to be low-income housing), and I get food stamps.
It's fucking awesome. I basically took some tests and faked like I had autism, then I applied online. A couple of weeks later, I got my first check.
>tfw 20
>making 36G a year without working
>America
>FUCK YEAH!
>>25112682
damn nigga everyone else is saying it's hard to get on in the U.S. I'm here too, but I haven't tried yet. What did you do to fake like you had autism? Does it matter if my parents can support me or that I live with them? 3 grand a month sounds fucking tubular
>>25112682
thats not fucking true.
you can't get 3k a month the most you can get is like a thousand.
>be me
>trying to get disability
>had history of anxiety, personality disorder and put autism there just because
>in process right now
>>25112682
liar. you cannot get disability without notice from a doctor, that for whatever reason you cannot work for at least one year. if your young and in relatively good health, you'd have to appeal your case in front of a SSA judge. i help people apply and get approved for a living.
>>25112682
get the fuck out no one gets over 733$ a fucking month
>>25113105
nigga pls help me
>>25112682
im >>25113105 and >>25112986 has a point: they wouldn't give some aspie 3k a month. people who are terminally ill or irrevocably injured don't get that much.
>>25112682
Holy hell, 3k dollars on my country would be shrektacular,fuck danm you lucky bastard
>>25113270
fucking all lies you get fucking 733$ a month if that
>>25112571
You can kill yourself for free for all I care.
have u tried being disabled?
>>25113454
Well that's not gonna happen so take what you can get
yo so does anybody actually get NEETbux here and has been getting it for a while?
Any experts on this and willing to share some info with US?
>>25114146
OK, this is >>25112682. Dude, did you not read the replies to my post? I was joking, they were not.
Real, genuinely disabled people with fucked up shit like cerebral palsy or traumatic brain injuries get denied multiple times trying to get disability now...if they get it at all, it's after years of fucking appeals.
There's no such thing as "autismbux" for mild aspergers. Not even for the moderately schizophrenic (hello, thas me). "NEETbux" has never existed here unless you're a "Trustfund Babby", in which case it's "Trustbux".
Next time, arrange to be born to wealthy parents. Sorry, brah...the whole autismbux / NEETbux thing has been such a long-running joke I thought I could play along for a change.
You'll have to wagekek it like the rest of us lame, halt, and blind fuckers.
>tfw sorry for posting that, but would be good if was true.
>>25114146
Husband has gotten them for years. Diagnosed with autism, celiac disease, major depressive disorder, severe anxiety, and a circadian rhythm disorder. He has to do monthly job coach meetings to try to find a job that suits him, and he barely gets any money (750/month). He had to have a doctor support him with all of the diagnoses and say that he could not work. Any other questions, I can answer.
>>25115670
>Diagnosed with autism, celiac disease, major depressive disorder, severe anxiety, and a circadian rhythm disorder
>Husband
see faggots, even total fuckups can get married, you can go out and find a gf too.
>>25115585
not true dude. I get NEETbux and I only have ptsd, schizoaffective disorder and addiction. Last one doesn't help you get them. You get denied, get help from a lawyer and prove your a worthless peice of dung- try to be convincing. (in other words, just be yrself)
>>25115768
Try looking for women with caretaker personalities who don't want children. Those who do want kids are unlikely to want to take care of you, but the ones that don't might be alright with caring for you for the rest of your life if you are pleasant to be around. My husband's a nervous wreck personality-wise but he's the best conversationalist i've ever met.
