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Redpill me on cowtits.
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Redpill me on cowtits.
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They contribute to women aging awfully instead of gracefully.
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>>27576376
>implying anyone cares about old women


Sorry, still not redpilled.
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>>27576363
They are the only redeeming quality of 3D women.
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>>27576413
MILFs exist, anon.
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>>27576363
I wish there was a red pill on cow tits. But I never found one. I guess there is none.
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>>27576363
Is this a pornstar? Source on them?
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>>27576459
I said "old" not "older"
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>>27576363
Vastly inferior to DFC
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I had a gf with doubleFs but she was fat was the downside. They made my dick look and feel really really small between them but I kind of liked that feeling.
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They are mostly fat.
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>>27576508
Which is bad because?
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>>27576567
nigger he never said it was bad or not, you just implied it because you have been taught that being fat is bad.
gosh darn idiot
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>>27576376
I know a bunch of women with small tits that have the saggiest pair of breasts I ever seen, I could even post some milf porn here with saggy small tits.

That's fallacy that's been debunked for years, the reason tits sag is related to the musculature and the tissue losing elasticity with age. Also wearing the wrong bra will actually speed up the process fucking things up more.

>>27576363
>Redpill me on cowtits
Only two legit things I can come up with are that she will have backpain if she doesn't exercise and have the minimum back strength and also she will have way too much attention from everyone else which will inflate her ego.
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>>27577348
Actually he *inferred* that.
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>>27577425
you got me there bucko ol pal
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>>27576459

>goodle "MILF"
>99% have big boobs


who the hell wants a flat chested MILF?
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>>27576363
they make my benis hard
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>>27576363
the majority of them are saggy and misshapen as fuck
and even the ones that look good in photos were probably shopped to some extent or manipulated in some other way
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>>27577388
What about no bra at all? Would they sag less? I thought I remembered reading about lymphatic constriction as the reason.
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>>27576413
Sauce pls

Original comment af~~
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>>27578120
Kek why are you reading about tits?
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>>27578136
Google pls

It literally would've taken you far less time to click "Google image search" than to type out your entire post.
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>>27578159
On mobile since the layout is shit. All id want is a name of who it is
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>>27578159
>>27578194
Nevermind i actually recognize her now
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>>27578194
>on mobile
>ayyy
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>>27576363
A woman without huge cowtits is basically a boy but bitchier.
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bumping for MONSTER RACK OBSESSION
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>>27579894
Consider your wish granted, my man
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>>27576459
Do you newcucks even know what milf means?
There's 20yo milfs.
Milf=/=old
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>>27576376
>this is what worthless chestlets tell themselves
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>>27580059
Initially, the term wasn't coined to reference 20 year sluts who didn't know what pregnancy prevention meant.

You can't find anyone referencing young dumb sluts when the term was originally created.
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>>27580012
Consider your shitpost reported, my man
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>>27580117
>Actually having homosexual lust in your heart
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>>27576463
Not a porn star just a swedish slut that moved to london and now makes videos of her fucking a paki dick. Wish i was out there fucking white sloots in london and saving the white race but no i am on r9k instead.

Oh, her name is jennica lynn
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>>27576363

Literally the only redpill is that any girl with them is hit on 24 fucking 7, they are inundated with creeps. So girls with them either become raging sluts and/or cover them up, they become entitled far beyond their actual looks, again encouraging them to cover them up (thinking they have worth beyond their tits) and finally they become such weak stupid individuals that they get them cut off at the slightest amount of back pain because they are too lazy/stupid to do pilates and again they confuse the regular pumpings they are receiving for people liking them and not their tits.

Of course none of those are actually redpills about tits, but what happens when you have them. Tits are fucking amazing (30F gf).
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they're alright i guess sometimes
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My wife wears something like an H cup.

She was a virgin when we met. She's getting a bit chubby though.
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>>27580905

pics of wifes tits are you deliver
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>>27580905

*52H if you must know
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>>27580960
Don't know who you are, but I'm >>27580905
and I don't know the number.

>>27580950
Of my wife? Yeah sure.
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>>27580950

Sorry i actually have photos on my desktop but her son is on it right now, im just posting on my phone. Maybe after dinner.
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>>27581014

dont show her face then
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>>27581014

Yeah you would know the number you virgin, cant wait to see what amateur image you horizontally flip and post though.
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>>27581048
>>27581031
Not gonna post pics.

I'll happily answer questions, but I have zero inclination to provide you with photographic masturbation material of my wife. The idea of any of you wanking it to her is not at all arousing to me.
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>>27581141

do you make her cover up when she goes out, so men dont think impure thoughts about her?
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>>27581141

She's just clearly not real but ok. Next time just come up with an arbitrary number beyond just saying H like an unaware virgin.
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>>27577348
You absolute cancer, did you not read the op's post? It said "redpill me" of course it implies bringing up the bad stuff.

This justifies the OP asking why tits being fat are bad, because of the underlying assumption that bad things are going to be said.
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>>27581159
She actually has a horrible dress sense and wears very unflattering clothes. It's rather impossible to make boobs like that disappear, but she does not dress at all arousing, so she doesn't get much attention. She also almost never goes to clubs.
So no.

She goes swimming in a bikini ever so often, but I don't really care.

>>27581191
I can look it up if you really care. She's asleep right now, but I'm sure there's a bra laying around somewhere.
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>>27581309

post pics of her bra
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>>27581371
Why?

blxblx
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>>27581449

He cant, it would require any of the story being real but he is currently a neckbeard sat half propped up in his chair lonely staring at his monitor
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having a girl with huge cow tits spoon you while you sleep is the most comfy feeling in the world.

She spoons you, but you're down lower, so her big fat tits are on the back and sides of your neck, the back of your head and shoulders.

It's like being enveloped by warmth.
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>>27582113
Fucking kek.

I love when faggots get BTFO for blatantly lying for (You)s.
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>>27576363
>redpill me on-

kill yourself retard
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>>27577790
nom nom nom
must motorboart
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>>27581309
>Almost never goes to clubs
>Almost
How does a fat titcow *sometimes* go to clubs? What would she even do there?
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>>27583408
>being triggered by a phrase
ayyy
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