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Australia thread? Australia thread.

Post where you live, if you attend uni, if you are neet, why you are on r9k on a Saturday night.


Pls respond
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>tfw kiwi

I'll still bump your thread though, anon
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sydney
maq uni
see 2
cause im broke and still too fat to get random sluts to come and blow my chad body
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>>27577401
>Warrawong
Total shithole
>Neet
cbf into anything atm
>Why am I here?
Something to do while I wait between doing exercises
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>why you are on r9k on a Saturday night.

my license is suspended for 18 months, i got no where to go familia. I cant go around riding on a Saturday night double the speed limit like i was doing.
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>>27577401
Brisbane uni student here, I'm on r9k because I have nothing else to do and I like it here.

>tfw assignments to do
>tfw I can't concentrate on assignments
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High prices.
Low quality.
Most normalfag country on 4chan.

We all deserve to be permabanned.
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>>27577429
>2015
>getting a license suspended

what a goof

lads my neighbours are selling their place for 4-6m and some chinese are gonna buy it and its weird cause youve gotta be nice but you know theyre rich chinese who exploited poverty chinese

kinda scared tbqh
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>>27577464

Pretty easy when you've got automatic cameras located on the front of cars that automatically take photos of your rego plate, nothing a mummy's boy with no license would know though.
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>>27577474
yeah dickhead its called dont speed OR better yet be on the look out for patrols

ive got 6 points still missing from speeding like 3 years ago. shit never goes away. but you learn or you become a fag like you who cant go anywhere.
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>>27577493
>ive got 6 points still missing from speeding like 3 years ago.
>2014
>getting caught speeding

what a goof
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>Adelaide
>NEET

Because I don't have any friends irl, because life scares me and so do people, because I don't find join in anything anymore. I have someone I talk to online, but it feels like it's more for their self and that I was just chosen because I'm available at the times they are and I really mean nothing to them.
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>>27577493
Why would i take advice from a mouthy shit cunt who got caught himself in his mothers pick up van? The only thing i'll be looking out is for a fat blob walking on the footpath i can throw my bitten apple at.
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>>27577508
guy or girl? str8 or bi?
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>>27577526
Guy and straight you thirsty fag.
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>be non retard
>floor it on army roads

based federal property
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Posting some images robots might find useful to spam in Ausfag threads
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>>27577401
sunshine coast
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>>27577532
fuck you asshole, go watch more animu
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Nice pink flag
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>>27577557
>go watch more animu
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>27577532
post benis or GTFO
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>>27577401
Australian grills come to the US and be my gf
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i have anti social tendencies and used to get into fights on weekends out in sydney cause other guys have anti social tendencies and if i dont back down its on

so going out is pretty stupid for me and drinking makes it even worse
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>>27577464
>lads

Don't fucking do this. It's sickening.
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>>27577538

I still ride, personally love hitting it up at a near airport, you've got a long as fuck straight road with no cameras. 200kmh+ a click, music blasting in my helmets, beautiful place, even more beautiful for popping wheelies.

Evading cops is even easier since they cant catch me in the straights. Cant wait for Monday to head out and speed when everyone's asleep.
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>>27577575
I don't like being objectified like this, shitlord scum.
I am more than just a piece of meat for you to rape.
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404 freedom not found
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>>27577584
have u killed someone with a sucker punch yet? the old coward punch ACA meme
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>>27577600
wow epic meme man
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>>27577607
nah man it was usually me who got belted... the last time i nearly died so i was like fuck this im out night life can goto hell
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>>27577596
>I still ride, personally love hitting it up at a near airport, you've got a long as fuck straight road with no cameras. 200kmh+ a click, music blasting in my helmets, beautiful place, even more beautiful for popping wheelies.
>Evading cops is even easier since they cant catch me in the straights. Cant wait for Monday to head out and speed when everyone's asleep.

kek what an edgy faggot
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>>27577431
what uni lad?
original wtf
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>>27577614
just bringing the bantz, bro. Feel free to stay salty, tho
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Who /Adelaide/ here?

fuck typos
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>>27577431
im wondering what the chances are i know you
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>>27577626

Don't talk to me low-test.
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anyone else entering chad mode? tinder and okcupid is getting better with every months body pic
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>>27577639
>>27577655
QUT and low I would think?
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>>27577597
Why are you such a prude? What's your deal
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>>27577670
Because I'm a strong and independent NEET who doesn't need to be prayed upon by the likes of you.
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>>27577542
Don't forget this one
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>>27577669
perhaps. i feel like there wouldnt be a shit ton of brisbros on r9k, and i know some people that come here
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>>27577687
don't you want to be looked after? don't you want to be happy? I can do that for you
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>>27577657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dw5Ccsv-XA
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>>27577700
But I'm a straight male who doesn't want to be forced into an abusive relationship where I'm raped constantly by a man who spouts he's my "homosexual overlord."
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ALL OF AUSTRALIA IS LITERALLY T R A S H COMPARED TO MELBOURNE

BRISBONERS KEKED
SIDKNEES KEKED
EVERYWHERE ELSE THAT DOESNT MATTER C U C K E D
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>>27577692
Well I don't really know anyone who comes on r9k so I probably don't know you.
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Who /southburnett/ here?
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>>27577701
i wonder what road rash feels like
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>>27577756
Looks pretty gnarly moite
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>>27577650

yo

>2nd year of uni
>still a virgin

End my suffering.
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>>27577669
chris? origamisushiami
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>>27577736

Every SJW protest I've ever seen has been from a Melbourne based group.

Now run along or you'll be late for your male privilege seminar :^)
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>>27577401
>darwin
>no
>not really
>because i have no friends, no life and i needed a break from Need For Speed
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East of Melbourne
Dropped out of uni in 2010
Currently NEET and letting my savings drift away as I slowly look for a job (It's coming up to almost a year since I've worked so I'm pretty close to being out of money)
It's Saturday?

On r9k cause I'm tired, I've been more social in the last 3 days than I've been in the last month or so. It was good but I have more socialness in my near future that I really can't be bothered with.
Attempted reading but I couldn't concentrate so I flipped around on a bunch of boards till I landed here. I usually just try to find something good on /lit/ and then hop off if people aren't talking about anything interesting. But I'm tired so apparently I'm on r9k so I can waste time until 12 when I can start my free downloads and go to bed.

What do people usually talk about in Aus threads?
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>melb

>graduated from swinburne 6 months ago

>because i'm an intp and have an intp girlfriend who is a neckbeard autist just like me thus have literally zero need to socialise
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>another aus thread
>it's filled with normfags and normie uni faggots who pretend they dont socialize at school
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>>27577830
nope definitely not a chris.
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>>27577848
where can you meet an introvert its not like theyre outdoors

>tfw been single for 1.5 years but at least i spent that time lifting weights and losing weight so my SMV has increased somewhat
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>>27577866
Hes full of shit, thats how you drongo. Just a dumb normie fuck.
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>where
WA
>what
NEET
>why
Need something to fill my other monitor while I rewatch The IT Crowd
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Sydney; finished postgrad; minimum wageslave.

Because Sydney is fucking expensive.
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What's that dumb aussie faggot that got exposed for being a full blown normie that posted in these aus generals? who also had a youtube video calling himself a NEET?

That's the kind of peoples these threads are filled with.
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>>27577897
He didn't get exposed though, he just deleted his channel (then remade and redeleted it) because he's a bit of an autist
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Melb
no
yes
Just smoked some weed with mates, did some cooking, gym and watched some tv going to bed soon gonna get circadian rhythm back
Anyone going to Brian Wilson tomorrow?
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>>27577914
Yes he did you gigantic faggot, his Facebook photos got leaked here as well.
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>>27577917
suck a fat one you dumb junkie normie.
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who wants to meet up at coorparoo in 2 hours? i got vb and spraypaint
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Brisbane

I go to QUT. Taking a leave of absence because I feel like I need time before I devote my entire life to the job I'll end up with after it.

I have about 4 close friends. They're all either working, in another town or hanging out with their girlfriends.

Also wtb gf.
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>>27577923
That anon didn't even have any proof though, he was just stirring shit
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Where in Brisbane can I find nerdy/weeb girls who'd be easy?
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>>27577951
No he didn't you autistic faggot, stop opening your autistic mouth when you aren't even in the loop you fucking moron. The guy from the photos and the self proclaimed neet even posted in the thread afterward, fuckwits probably you.
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living?
>melbourne
What are you doing?
>student at swinburne
Why you here?
>i have no friends so i listen to my female Asian neighbor shower while watching youtube/3d model and do school work. sometimes i jerk off i could be bothered.
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>>27577960
No clue, do you even want a weeb girl?
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>>27577943
Fuck Queensland, I'd meet some cunt in Melbourne just for a mischief run.

>spray paint windows, car windows.
>Throw eggs and rocks a trains etc..
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>>27577960
me, wanna meet up in 2 hours? pls respond
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>>27577960
Wherever Hex got fingered.
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>>27577978
fly up and tag some coal trains with me lad
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pom here visiting your country in june, what do?
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>>27577701
Someone in the comments pointed out his insulin pump. He's in a bit of a pickle in that case, wonder how he's doing now/if he still has that leg.
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>>27577985
I literally would if i had the money, used to do this shit when i was 17-18, 22 now. I miss the days. I have many stories to tell of me and the cousins stopping a train because of what we did and the conductor running out and yelling.
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>>27577718
you've been watching too much porn, because that doesn't happen. What are you so afraid of
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>>27577976
I feel like at this point best case scenario would be a retarded weeb 5/10
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Anybody else ever been in a psych ward?

I have to go back monday. Been in two weeks.
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>>27578000
i would dump /mischief/ pics but im tethered and have to make 1gb of data last 6 days cause no internet. end my suffering
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>>27578030
>>>/lgbt/

Go away attention whore.
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>>27577993
Just start at the top of the east coast (Cairns) and go down.
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>>27578033
>tfw we will never meet
>tfw no mischief buddy

Man fuck this, come to Melbourne and we can stop by the firework shop. I love putting the in peoples bins and PVC pipes.
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>>27577943
Are you serious? I live in Morningside/Cannon Hill area.
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>>27578030
I was in for a week after attempting to become an hero

Apart from all the mildly crazy people it was pretty great. Most of the people were druggies in for a day or two at a time though.
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>>27578062
woah god damn, had no idea someone would live in the same literal who suburb i live in
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>>27578040
?por que, senor?
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>>27578084
That's alright. I'm too pussy to go meet someone randomly like that anyway.
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>>27578097
where abouts are u in morningside/cannonhill?
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>>27578025
I'm afraid of people and dicks obviously. I'm also afraid of commitment, emotions, conversation, and poofs.
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>>27577985
Graffiti is so boring, especially when people are doing it in generic places. It's all so generic.

Try just night walking. I've found construction sites pretty interesting recently, they're like your own industrial playground. You can easily make your way into most of them and people climb those cranes for work every single day. Just try to avoid running into any hobo packs because you'll be raped and murdered.
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>>27578112
I'm starting to wonder if I know who you are. What is the first letter in your first name?
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>>27578052
>tfw not driving around at 1am blasting aus hiphop
>tfw not hanging out the window making fun of gutter scum
>tfw no late night homeless people hijinx

maybe in another life
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>Brisbanite
>Dropped out of uni for sick job
>Live with GF

I didn't feel like going out tonight, and I thought I'd see what you blokes were up to while I take a break from dwarf fortress

>year 2
>21 economic migrants come to my fort
>mfw they need housing, food, jobs

WALLS WHEN
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>>27578141
it's no good living life always afraid
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>>27578148
N
originalmememagic
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>>27578152
What job? I just started looking again.
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>>27578150

Maybe It just wasn't meant to be man, maybe it's fate knowing we'd probably end up in jail. Australia cant handle our mischief.
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>>27578158
I've lived scared of everything my whole life so far and nothing bad has happened, so I think I'll just continue living this way and see how long it takes me to die.
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>>27578173

Software developer

startup scene in brisbane's really pumping man.
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Anyone in SA wanna make an easy $50?
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>>27578152
>walk into red rooster
>hindi music playing
>All-brown staff
>All of them talking among themselves in their streetpoo-speak
>Girl starts bollywooding it up, singing in Hindi
These aren't the Asians I asked for.
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>>27578219
let me guess the job is to suck your dick?
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>>27578220
>tfw go subway
>indians at the register and no white employees
>do a 180 and walk out
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>>27578220
>red rooster
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>>27578220
>red roooster
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Anyone have any experience with escorts/brothels in Brisbane?
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>>27577401
Vic
La Trobe
Had a friend over past three days, my body clock is fucked I woke up at like 6.30pm
Not going out with some degenerates to do some pingas at a club, that's what you do when you still don't have any goals in life
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>>27578199
That's too bad, I think you would have enjoyed a whole new world, its pretty fun
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>>27578180
look up pangproductions, underground melbourne hiphop label. remember me through song. honourable mentions are adam koots, dialect, must volkoff, trem and raven . basically just look up the album white russian by must volkoff, its fucken DOPE
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>>27578246

I'm in vic as well, don't do drugs either.

Fuck em.
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>>27578171
Well I definitely don't know you. But I'm still a pussy.
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>>27578249
I'm not into guys at all and I don't like things going in my ass, only out, so I don't think I would have enjoyed that new world a whole lot.
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>>27577736
>>27577837
You're not wrong. But Melbourne is still based. Literally so much better than the rest of the country and I've been all up and down the east coast.

Don't even tell me Perth is better fuck off
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>>27578215
I started studying computer networking recently. I'm actually really enjoying everything about it.

I want to be a computer wizard some day
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>>27578258
i thought u might of been someone i know from uni
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>>27577401
Melbourne
Graduated from RMIT last year
NEET
Centrelink will probably make me do work for the dole soon, so I can't focus on anything, just freaking out a bit and wasting time.
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>>27578264
there's more to life than just sex, nobody is putting anything up anybody's butt
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>>27578227

No, just need someone who can sign for a package that I can't.
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>>27578279
Well then, what's this new world that being into guys would open up if it's not a sex filled one? It'd just be the same as the one now where I live in fear and die alone.
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>>27578250

will do mate, in fact currently listening to blue heaven shakes right now.
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>>27578254
It's so bad, I've had to dodge them so often. Why are we so degenerate??
I went to a mates bday and his dad literally turned out to be a drug dealer, there was hash butter shots, weed cookies, ecstasy in the food, acid tabs...
I just drunk alcohol till I passed out so I didn't get the whole "why don't you take my drugs you pussy" bullshit all night.
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>>27578052
>fireworks shop
where is this?
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>>27578297
except you wouldn't be alone and maybe that might not be so scary
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>lads posting inbetween anime tranny rabbit speakers
kek
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>>27578275
What did you graduate from man? I did my year 12 at the Tate there.
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>>27578243
>>27578237

I've never been, what's up with red rooster?
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>>27578312
Except if I need to be gay to experience this not so scary world where I'm not alone, that means it would eventually lead to sex otherwise I wouldn't need to be gay to experience it.
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>>27578310
>ecstasy in the food, acid tabs...

The fuck, but yeah i notice lots of Australians all take drugs, heaps of them even do things like methamphetamine.

Fuck that bullshit.

>>27578311

I don't know where you live, lad. I go down to st albans and visit a specific Asian shop.
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>>27578308
yeye!! 'the boy who kicked the beez nest' is my fav koots song
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>>27578270

Good on you! Get into it man.

Despite what you read online, people are impressed by the lowest hanging fruit. I once got a job offer from a computer store, purely because I had a dualboot linux/windows box and I had to teach the manager to use grub to boot my system.

Before you think it was a technician job, we were talking about a position in their corporate.

Protip: pretend you're already a wizard, and keep at the grindstone until you can back it up
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>>27578319
TAFE*

Lol this isn't original
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>>27578326
haha I can take a hint mate, won't twist your arm. Have a good one (;
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>>27578321
soggy chips and general shiftiness.
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>>27578342
I do not understand what the fuck is going on.
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>>27578328
Damn St. Albans? Not gonna give away where I live, but you're close.
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>>27578328
fugg know any in the city?
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>>27577866
it's hard to find
but look for the quiet girl who never talks to anybody and is really quiet
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>>27578353
Where? kings park/ deerpark/keilor?

who cares if we know.

>>27578360

Nah mate, just google should be lots in the city.
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>>27578352
stop posting anime and u wont get hit on my traps and gays retard
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>>27578319
Bachelor of IT
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>>27578373
Anime is all I've got
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>>27578373
So is that all I have to do to be hit on by traps and gays?
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>tfw you will never become a qt grill
literally kill me now
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>>27578321
I've never been either. I don't know of anyone who goes there and it's always empty.
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>>27578338
I think if I learn all the bits of trivia about the WWW I could dumbfound the average person into managing their website then all I do is relay server management to someone else and use a free template website design and then just teach them how to use a basic website content manager.

I've already been offered a job to tutor an autistic 27 year old in maths and I can barely grasp algebra.

>>27578402
>tfw you will never become a cute loli vampire
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>>27578419
teach me maths so i can pass the army aptitude test, maths is my weak point.
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>>27578389
yes, its a magnet for cocks on this board
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>>27578389
give me your anime pictures
i want to get hit on but i don't collect them ;_;
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>>27578274
I go to QUT but I don't have any friends at Uni. How old are you anyway?
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M8s does anyone else notice litrelly every girl you see, meet or hear about is litrelly fucking taken and has a boyfriend? I don't think I've ever meet a girl in real life THAT has not had a boyfriend / fuck buddy.... like at all.
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>>27578435
20, i go to cqu
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>>27578429
I haven't saved any in years but I have some I can post I guess.
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>>27578429
why would you want to get hit on
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any /flinders/ on tonight?

tonsleyfag here
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>>27578485
Because he likes dick... duh!
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>>27578485
i can pretend to be wanted :33
and i'll keep up hope of getting a bf
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>>27578427
Do you know all this stuff?
http://www.dfraeea.com/download/year10-general-maths-practice-test.pdf

The most difficult questions on the test are about trig or possibly the questions about rates of distance/value to time.

I got the highest score on the aptitude test and passed a language aptitude test. Rejected for no social activities and now thanks to being prescribed anti-depressants I won't be able to get in for at least 5 years after I stop taking them.

I could help you if you really wanted but I have to go back to the psych ward on monday so this may have to be in the future
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>>27578427

Go to khan academy? How hard is the math?

>>27578419

You have the wrong mindset, employment isn't about chicanery or dumbfounding people. You build a portfolio, schmooze/spread it, and then you get $$$

This translates more specifically to: build a test/placeholder website in Django or Rails, use it to demonstrate some shitty sql queries or an easy CMS and link it on your resume.

before ">but I'm poor", what I'm talking about is like $5/month for an IP address and $5/year for a hostname if you want
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>>27578500
>>27578511
why don't the three of us become boyfriends
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Im in avalon sydney anyone wanna hang out
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>>27578515
i tried joining twice
failed aptitude twice

i never went to maths class back in high school.
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>>27578523
all three of us! Sounds lewd.
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>>27578523
only if i get to be in the middle ;)
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I am You.
I'm here because I was brought here.
Should we not be here?
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>>27578539
>>27578552
sorry im drunk
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>>27578530
http://www.dfraeea.com/download/year10-candidate-preparation-kit.pdf

Go to Khan Academy and work your way through pre-algebra
https://www.khanacademy.org/math/pre-algebra

It would benefit you to work through algebra basics too.

>>27578522
I was being facetious more than anything.
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>>27578568
thats fine lol
it *is* saturday night
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>>27578568
Why would you be sorry?
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>tranny anime posters ruining the thread as always

it was a good run lads
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>>27578578
Tried that website, fucking hard, and I'd have to spend fucking years on that website. I was just thinking about joining again and see if i can luck my way through the test.

Though if i fail again, i cant eve join the military for as long as i live. Since3 times fail your out.
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>>27578578

np, context is lost on me here. Good luck :)
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>>27578594
they just want a bit of love, i'm sure you can understand
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>>27578595
>failed aptitude test twice
>Tried that website, fucking hard
Dude...
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>>27578594
i'm sorry
i can go if you really want...
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>>27578632
No stay, don't want the thread to die because everyone leaves.
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>>27577401
Perth
Neet
Have no friends to socialize with
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>>27578695
thanks anon!
but i have noticed something with australianons and becoming trannies desu
i post on mtfg and like australia is really really overepresented
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>>27578761

internet + nothing to do = degeneracy

every time.
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>>27578761
huh, interesting. So what have you been up to tonight anon?
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>>27577401
Russia better than Australia
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>Canberra
>NEET
>See above
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>>27578799
not much really
visited dad, got an sms from the library saying my stuff is overdue and had a nap

what have you been doing?

>>27578781
seems about right
i was mostly degeneracy-free before getting the internet

>>27578800
nuh-uh
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>>27577401
25/m/4350 NEET
>why am I on?
NEET
had sex last night though. so not doing too bad.
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>>27578828
Shitposting and playing some vidya not much else.
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>>27578857
replace vidya with movies and you've described my average night desu
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>>27578901
watch a movie called, "chairs in the snow"
it's r9k incarnate
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Who else NEET and /dumb/ here?
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goodnight ausbots
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>>27578954
okaj!
ich soll das sehen
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>>27578957
>dropped out of school
>actually did sort of alright while attending
>NEET for three years and now a bumbling retard who can't do basic math and constantly forgets how to spell 5 letter words
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>>27578836
how did you have sex?
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>>27579060
a girl I've known since highschool. she's NEET as well now so doesnt look down on me for being NEET. let me cum inside her bareback as well.
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>>27579045

>Dropped out of highschool due to bullying
>Got a job in a warehouse for a while
>Quit after boss yelled at me
>NEET for 3 years
>Get involved in a business with my older brother but hate the work
>Quit
>NEET again
>Dunno what to do
>TFW to dumb to even do the most basic job and scared of screwing up again
>Thinking about suicide.
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>>27577848
>tfw swinburne too, but no qt bf or gf
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>>27579106
you should do it. follow your dreams.
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> Gisborne
> Uni of Melb
> Non-NEET (see above)
> I'm a loner who can't be fucked doing anything
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>>27579098
why aren't you shy
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>>27579118

I won't fail you senpai.
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>>27579182
good luck anon! I wish I had the balls to follow you.
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brissy reporting in
anyone sell bud around here?
just moved here
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>>27579220

You can do it anon, we can have our own suicide pact.
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>>27579170
I'm not a pathetic neckbeard anxiety riddled NEET. I am a NEET because I've seen 5 psychiatrists, they all agree that I have ADD but none of them will prescribe me dexamphetamine. because eli lily has great marketting for straterra. the patent for it was revoked in canada after the government decided it has no use. randomized control trials show it has no use. yet, zomg, its not speed so it must work retard logic. its like my legs dont work and they wont let me have a wheelchair because that would just give me bad habbits i should just learn to walk.

tl;dr i have a real disability
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Normalfags are sleeping or partying with their friends

How pathetic
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>>27579452
I know right, how disgusting.
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>>27579452
i'm sleeping too
sleeping is like 90% of how i spend my day lol
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a-any gay or bi dudes here?
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>>27579498

It's a phase anon, you will get over it. But that depends how attractive you are.

How is your /boipussy/? also are you at least qt?
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>>27579498
I'm bi anon, why do you ask?
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>>27579502
heh, well it's a decade-long and counting phase then. i've been described as qt, but that's pretty subjective, isn't it?
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>>27579546

Post feet and face shots. I wish to jack off.
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>>27577401
But it's only saturday morning right now, God I swear you Aussies are retarded
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>>27579518
because tfw no bf desu
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>>27579565
ah the age old problem.
>tfw no bf
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>>27579561

It's sunday now you faggot.
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>>27579558
you can get off from feet and face alone? also nah
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>>27579622

Depends how feminine you are.

Post FEEETZ you faggot.
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>Australian thread is synonymous with gay /soc/ hookup thread
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>>27579638
fuck ya

>>27579654
i'm not normie enough for /soc/
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>>27579664
well where do you live senpai?
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>>27579664

Yes you can fuck me, with your feet.
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>>27579675
sydney, hbu
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>>27579711
I'm in Brisbane :( :(
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>>27579654
australia is hella repressed tbdesu

>>27579675
tfw adelaide ;_;
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>>27579761
Australia is not repressed at all. Faggot roam the streets in gangs.
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>>27579790
r-really?
i suppose i gotta get out more then
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>>27579711
sydney here too, uhh
so why are you on /r9k/ at 2AM
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>>27579498
h-hi anon
>>27579502
It's not true, it just gets worse with time
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>>27579733
>>27579711
>tfw neither are from Melbourne ;_____;
tfw no fellow twinks to spoon
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>>27577401
who else here from /memeland/

literal worse internet then from poo poo land

>tfw shit computer and shit internet so thereby play pretty much nothing
>stare at my blank desktop for at least an hour at a time before doing anything
>spam refresh on page one even though I've seen all the threads
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>>27579808
Yes, really. They tend to hang outside of nightclubs to share their faggot AIDS at least two times per week.

God these threads are so terrible they're only useful for testing my images
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>>27579813
good question, actually. i guess i'm feeling sort-of lonely and this place does an okay job of giving one the illusion of companionship.
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>>27579938
Mhm, r9k, where we're ll alone together
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>>27579927
oh, like that doesn't interest me
nothing of value was missed out on
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>>27579938
ah, same as all of us then
what's got you lonely tonight?
>tfw no bf
or something deeper?
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>>27579955
finding a sense of belonging in a shared inability to find a sense of belonging.
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>>27580000
Quads of truth. Honestly though, I've spoken to some pretty neat people from r9k and stuff before, for both lewd and non lewd reasons, most of the people around here are pretty chill and awesome and stuff in general
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>>27580000
witnessed, and on point

>>27580026
yeah, despite the overall air of hopelessness a lot of people on /r9k/ aren't so bad, it just sucks that australia is spread so wide and sydney anons can be pretty rare, the cute ones at least
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>>27580058
Yeah, I feel the same way about Melb, and yet anytime I say that outloud people just say "but all the cute faggots are from Melb" T.T
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>>27580098
it's probably just a grass is greener sort of thing
either way, new people stumble into these threads every time they're posted so we'll all find a suitable match one day

in theory
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Who central coast NSW here
I'll take u to maccas
Stinging for a bacon and egg
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>>27580156
Mhm, I'm sure we'll both find smooth butts to cuddle sooner or later. I've had fun with people from 4chan before so I know it can done.
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>>27580156
>>27580171
What a nice thought, care to tell us more about your experience with people from 4chan? Sounds like it would be interesting to hear about.
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>>27580171
with enough time and mutual lonesomeness, everyone finds someone
no such luck here, but through no fault of my own
all the cute faggots are from Melbourne, after all :^)
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>>27579978
Something inside me just feels profoundly alone, I guess. I have friends and family, but it feels like there's a certain disconnect in all of my relationships, like our lives are discrete entities that occasionally bump up against each other. Sounds dumb but for want of a better way to describe it, I have this longing to feel like somebody knows and understands the entirety of my being with the entirety of their being, and vice versa. I want to feel like I'm living life /with/ someone.
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>>27580195
Well, had a boyfriendo for about a year who went to my uni but I actually met him from here, that was the main one.
>>27580206
The sad bit is it's probably true and they're probably all just hiding from me, feels like I'm the only twink down here sometimes xP
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>>27580264
shit, this is something I can actually relate to
I've got plenty of friends that I hang out with on a regular basis, but I don't have a single meaningful connection with any of them
it just feels like there's a whole other world that's held just out of reach, something intimate and closely held between two people
you describe it pretty well, it's that sort of tacit understanding that lets you grow together and truly appreciate one another, and it just doesn't arise in most simple friendships

I think it all reduces down to tfwnobf though, 4chan is beautiful in its simplicity
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>>27580378
yup, tldr is tfwnobf
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>>27580690
>tfw no bf to spend free daylight saving hour with
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Hi just found this. So far my nights been watching anime and getting drunk. I have to do this in the garage so I don't wake the family up,
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