If you're not taller by a head than your gf you might as well kill yourself.
>>27578626
Are you a female? You sound like a female.
>>27578626
Why can't I just walk around with her chopped off head
>>27578670
Yes, and I hate the thought of seeing a short man.
>>27578676
Why is that? Bad experience?
If you don't carry an eagle in your shoulders when you go outside you might as well kill yourself
>>27578687
that's a Falcon
>>27578626
>than your gf
>your gf
>gf
Pfft, as if.
>>27578626
>mfw I realized theres a girl attached to that nose
most girls I see day to day are taller than me
I'm 6 feet tall, so fuck it
>>27578771
you don't know who that is?
>gf
GTFO normie
>>27578701
that's a Condor
>>27578676
Why? I'm genuinely curious.
>not having a gf the same height as you or more
enjoy your kidlets
![kes_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W8emdRm.jpg "kes_1[1].jpg")
HOLY FUCK
I fucking love birds of prey
this is now a falconry thread
![DSC_3071.1-M[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dBeCHs3.jpg "DSC_3071.1-M[1].jpg")
A goshawk a FUCKING GOSHAWK lifting off with some kind of penguin
GODDAMN!!!!
>>27578626
yep that's why date 12 year old girl
>>27578626
Fair enough but dont expect me to look your direction if youre smaller than G cup
If i am genetically up to par so should you be.
I'm 5'7 and my gf is 5'10 and wears 5" heels sometimes and people naturally defer to her like shes my older sister or something
>cute face
>5'9
Fuck.
>>27578626
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>>27578626
5'1" checking in, 111 lbs.
White, Irish, red hair, green eyes, more freckles than stars in the sky
Emergency room nurse, got trained in the Air Force
Every time I tried to date, women just laughed, called me "the Leprechaun"
Met and treated a woman who had been stabbed on a bus by a drugged out black woman, she was 18 and 4'
We have been dating for 4 years and will get married on St Patrick's Day in 2017, in Dublin
She is Norwegian, viking stock, and will graduate this year, she will stay in school to become a child psychologist
Can no tell you how awesome it is to have a woman is a foot shorter and has to look up to me, even with heels I tower over her, never thought I would meet a woman I could pick up
Never thought I would have a girlfriend, get married, have a life, figured I would always be a "joke" date, the sad little man in the corner
Life looks better every day
>>27581951
I'm happy for you anon, keep going.
>>27578626
>tfw you're taller more than head than most of the girls but still KV
That couple is scary af. Too big of a height difference.
>>27581951
GG senpai, keep her on a short leash
>>27578626
>>27578626
>gf
>beta face
>hands in pockets
>>27578783
Where dafuq do you live sunshine?
