Shut up Lex, ya bald headed poofta cunt.

>>26363667
am an aussie, literally never heard someone use crikey unironically

Bloody hell matey

>>26363735

Yeah but it's said ironically a fuckton like f a m on this board

>>26363735
you live in the cities. Anyone from regional Australia has this in their lexicon.

>>26363960
I live in a town of 1000 in rural australia and have never heard anyone say crikey IRL. Why are you trying to force this so hard?

>>26363735
When do Aussies ever act unironically?

>>26363979
>>26363960
Do you kill feral cats in the rural area?

>>26364000
Nah mate, just the 'roos.

>>26364000
not personally, no. nice trips

>>26363960
rural nsw town of less than 5000 here and I've only ever heard people say it ironically online or as a joke when discussing Steve Irwin or what Americans think of Australians.

>>26364014
>>26364012
>>26364016
I really like seeing cats killed and was wondering if i can get a job as a feral cat exterminator, since Australia has a feral cat problem

>all my aussie brethren stuck out in the sticks

when are you gunna get your robot asses to the big smoke? youll never find a qtpie virgin gf in a town of 5 people: 2 chads 2 stacies and you.

>>26364035
yeah you can start by hanging yourself cunt

>>26364046
Australia actually does have a feral cat problem, go fuck yourself you ignorant fuck

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mate i was just memeing calm ya gobber