Talking GF applications now!

>>26275611

>>age?
25
>>location?
Texas
>>why would you make a good GF?
Only 10 gbp for blowy joeys
>>are you chubby?
A little thick in the hips
>>what are your interests?
Vidya and anime
>>what are your fetishes?
Anal, rape play, and water sports

>>26276080
you would be perfect if it wasnt for those fetish choices.

;_;

>>26276080
perfect, come to virginia
who's ass, who's getting raped, and who's getting pissed on?
I'm down for either way

>>26275611
>age?
19
>location?
Canuckistan
>why would you make a good GF?
I wouldn't. I have absolutely no redeeming qualities.
>are you chubby?
A little unfortunately, but I could probably lose it quick if I had the motivation to do anything except wallow around in self pity.
>what are your interests?
Long walks on the beach, dolphins, drinking alone in my apartment until I end up on the cold bathroom tile floor with no idea who or where I am.
Just kidding, I don't like beaches.
>what are your fetishes?
Semi-extreme breath play, bondage and sensory play, also a mild daddy/mommy and little girl role play fetish. A few other crazy things too.

Seriously though for interests, I'm in culinary school and love to cook. I'm not a gamer, but I enjoy some mainstream games, and I've recently been getting into reading about esoteric knowledge and different occult practises.
I originally hail from /x/, so if you like talking about ghosts and shit, I'm your guy. I mean girl.
>If you slap me around a little, and let me call you daddy, I can be whatever you want.

>>26276711
>tfw no one to choke unconscious

>Buster, how do you know any of the stuff these guys are telling you is true?

>>26276711
Holy shit i am in germany otherwise daddy would come in an instant.

>>26276711
Location in Canada?

>>26277229
East coast Canada-bro.

>>26275611
>Septum Ring
>Degenerate
WEW doggie