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Gonna get some mcd's breakfast edition
cba to shout sub edition
Morning shout. Was in Cornwall for a week and the WiFi blocked 4chan.
Did I miss anything interesting?
Motorways are boring desu
>>29181088
We had a louis update
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hpq4Hwhi02
>>29181267
I'll listen to that when I get home in 5 hours. Cheers laddo
Motorways are REALLY boring desu
>>29181621
Maybe you should rest your eyes for a minute
>>29181788
I'm not driving. It's illegal to shitpost and dive lad
Was startled by a massive spider in my room at midnight, ran away to the living room and read a book.
Haven't slept.
>>29181088
Do you work in aztec west
>>29182158
I don't know what that is. So no
Get to have a lie in which is good
Get my uni results back at 11:30 though
>>29182213
Business Park off the m5
Who /mischief/?
>Be me
>Attending PE
>Swarm of Chads
>fuckme.png
>Cricket
>Get put into a four due to no one wants to partner me
>Chad and Stacy
>why
>Decides to plan chaos
>Get hard Cricket ball
>Hands it to Chad
>Chad throws it
>Stacey hits it
>Ball hits Chad
>Chad sent home
>Stacy gets expelled
>>29182555
>/r/thathappened
Epic story friend xD
Alri lads. Off to the gym in a mo. Post waifus to ensure a good workout.
>>29182555
>expelled for hitting the ball in cricket
Thanks for the story reddit, no upvote today though, try again tomorrow.
Feels like a quiet day and then I realised I woke up at 4
Falling asleep desu lads
>>29183360
I'll post the waifu but no way am I exercising
>>29183863
>Fat weebs in /brit/
Ffs
What happened to all the lads
>>29183905
bullied out for being normies i think
Just got done fucking my girlfriend AMA
>>29183895
Been away, what happened? Did he see you with your hair uncovered?
>>29183957
Bet that's a bloke.
>>29183999
I bet you're a bloke
>>29183957
why does your gf have such hairy legs?
>>29184016
just leave the house
>>29184027
That's my leg
>>29184016
You are legitimately retarded. Why do you think that doing these things will help...
How are trannies treated in Britbong land? I'm moving soon
>>29183957
Mmm, I bet she's nice. I love chubby girls too, got one of my own.
>>29184150
It's ok Poleaboo you can still come and work in my cassette tape manufacturing company.
>>29184118
they're treated marvelouslyif they move in with me
>>29184118
Where are you coming from m8?
I'm thinking about becoming a full time Hearthstone/Overwatch streamer lads.
>>29184197
Ireland senpai
>>29184185
lmao
>>29184195
Thinking london/london burbs. Not set in stone tho
>>29184195
Tell your dad that you don't believe Allah is anything other than the dream of a mad old desert pedo and the Quran is just a screed.
>>29184218
I had a tranny working in my office in London. No one gave a fuck.
I am pretty sure it's a different story up north though.
>>29184204
Post twitch
>>29184118
The same as everyone else. No eye contact and little to no public interaction if possible
>>29184163
I was a different applicant last night
I have some more questions if that's okay with you
>>29184226
You don't even know who I am?
>>29184233
Haven't got one yet.
>>29184234
Akhmed go back to Bongistan
>>29184241
Absolutely, please fire away with your questions.
>>29184267
What if I need a haircut
Also what are the working hours
Can i use my laptop to shit post and do other things
can I go out and meet people
what is the complicated procedure say i want to move out?
Got from Cornwall to Cumbria in less than 6 hours. Decent time desu
>>29184274
You always post the same shitty memes, like the fat cunt feminist who calls anyone who doesn't share her opinion a bigot.
But the true fact of the matter is, you should fuck off back to your own shitty part of the world. You and all the other Curry Niggers.
>>29184289
>living in cumbria
I'm sorry mate. Wales-tier county
Ello Lads!
'Ave you any lads been down to the new mosque lately, quite a ripper isn't it? Insha-allah, I'm glad we changed that ol' pub into a mosque so we finally have a place we can pray to Allah and thank Him for His Prophet Muhammad Peace Be Upon Him.
Well I have to go, have to prayer!
Cheerio! (Ma'asalama)
REMINDER: Tonight is the night we find out the truth
>>29184286
>What if I need a haircut
You can buy a pair of clippers.
>Also what are the working hours
8 hours, 11pm to 7am. You'll get a 30 minute break in the middle, but only if you have produced more tapes than the previous week. It's your responsibility to always produce more tapes than the previous week. If you don't, then you might need to work more hours. Or else lose privileges.
>Can i use my laptop to shit post and do other things
In your free time, yes.
>can I go out and meet people
You can only go out for an approved reason.
>what is the complicated procedure say i want to move out?
You'll have to undergo a procedure of security checking. This could take weeks or months. In the meantime you will have to continue work. The security checking will be deemed complete once I feel I have enough dirt on you to blackmail you into silence, if you ever choose to expose what you know. You'll have to sign a lot of forms giving up your rights to legal action, and you'll be threatened with large fines if you ever speak out.
>>29184422
No tonight is France vs Romania
You daft cunt
This shit is like drinking angel tears.
>>29184434
>expose what you know
what would he know?
>>29184436
Someone will be exposed
Pakis the fuck out, to be honest.
>>29184447
Technical details about my cassette tape manufacturing process.
>>29184444
Thats actual nigger drank.
>>29184218
How is the treatment of trans in Ireland? I see lots of them about in Dublin but don't really know any. All the gay lads I know seem to find it much better than it used to be
SAY MY NAME
asdfef
>>29184471
Treated like mentally ill faggots and rightfully so.
>>29184466
Why is that information so secretive?
>>29184469
>Denying yourself delicious things because hurr mango = nigger
>>29184501
it's fizzy mango drank.
It's not even juice, it's nigger drank.
>>29184226
thanks pham
>>29184232
Lmao north is full of the shit I want to get away from. Absolutely out of the question
>>29184233
>no eye contact and little to no public interaction if possible
Perfect
>tfw been having a lot of trouble swallowing lately
>doctors can't find anything wrong with my throat
>GP says it's a symptom of anxiety
I hope they just give me pills and don't make me attend counselling or whatever
>>29184509
Whats your fucking point faggot? You think that fanta has real fucking oranges in it or sprite has real fucking lemons squeezed directly into every bottle?
Fruit juice from concentrate is a meme too, but I bet you gulp that down like its cold semen, you sissy baby boy.
>>29179931
Spoke to my care coordinator and I'm staying on olanzapine for the time being
>>29184561
K Jaykwon.
>>29184561
>Fanta
This is also nigger drank.
>Sprite
The nigger version of R. White's Lemonade.
>>29184541
When I was a kid I got really scared of swallowing meat for a couple of months.
I would just chew it for ages, making it tougher and harder to swallow, and would gag any time I actually tried to swallow it.
Bit weird in hindsight
>france show up to stadium for match
>everything is missing including the romania squad
>fuckin thievin pikies
>tfw 26, making out with a 14 year old girl who is completely in love with you, is always trembling when close, leans right into you when hugging and kissing, running my hands down her neck and caressing her butt, is a virgin but feels comfortable around you.
I'm literally living every weaboos dream right now.
>>29184541
Why do you need to swallow? Does your boyfriend always insist that you do?
Just spit his cum out.
>>29184589
Yeah, that's fairly similar to what I have now. It's hard to swallow things that come in "chunks" (like meat or bread or most things really), but I can drink fine and eat stuff like rice and chocolate.
According to my GP, apparently it sometimes just happens that some people feel like they have something constantly stuck in their throat, but it's supposed to go away eventually.
>>29184601
Got any pics of her lad?
>>29184601
Someone call the Beeb, one of their kiddy fiddlers got loose.
>>29184630
Its not real m80>>29184633
>>29184630
Not anything good, but she's cute and not a land whale.
>>29184633
An attractive 14 year old girl isn't a 'kid' you faggot.
>>29184601
Did you dream this last night? Because this didn't happen irl
These threads are getting worse
Just people making up weird bollocks to pass the time
>>29184657
I know its hard to believe. But it's true. Gonna be hard waiting 2 years to have sex with her.
>>29184330
>96% white
>90% national park
Sorry I can't hear you over our cultural heritage and rolling hills
People at my work can't understand why they need to use airmail when they send stuff to Dublin.
>>29184471
It's ok. People tend to mind their own business. But I know a couple of girls who've been attacked and regularly get abuse.
>>29184486
Lmao poor bb can't get any feminine penis
wheres the cheapest place to live for a loner who likes solitude
shagged my sister last night lads
>>29184750
i'm not an autist, i was just treated like absolutely shite in my upbringing so i prefer to have a lot of space, i'm more of a normie who got their start in life ruined, it's actually for me and my gf to find somewhere nice to live la
>>29184730
graveyard caretakers live on-site most of the time and it's a very solitary existence
>>29184768
would i be able to do that job living with my gf? i dont want kids or owt at all just somewhere nice to live and a stable job
Yet another job application rejected, this time they couldn't even be bothered to send me the correct email so I had to phone up and ask them.
Starting to think I'm on a blacklist somewhere, it's been nearly 10 months.
>>29184601
I thought she ran off because you put a finger in her fanny?
>>29184633
>14
>kid
Wrong. Claire Abbott is 14 in her photos.
>>29184601
My dream is being reincarnated as an anime lesbian schoolgirl desu
>>29184785
>loner
>girlfriend
no
>>29184845
we met online through a dating site after i'd about given up on it, we both have no friends and our mutual understanding is that we have each other and don't need anyone else
it's a robot's dream, i got lucky
I want to vote leave but don't want Boris as PM
>>29184869
PM has very little power.
>>29184840
Sounds like a great anime my man.
>>29184840
Me too.
I want to be a petite anime schoolgirl exploring her nascent lesbianism with an older, dominant schoolgirl.
>>29184869
don't vote for him then retard
>>29184859
you're not a robot if you have a girlfriend
don't post here
>>29184899
calling me a retard has only confirmed my leave vote
>>29184907
i understand most of r9k has a base inability to feel happy for anyone like themselves who makes it out of the rut of being a NEET and robot when they didn't but i think you should try
>>29184924
well done, you've made it
you can stop coming here now
>tfw your friends set you up on a date with an ethnic minority
>>29184859
was it OKC lad? I've been signed up for several months. I think I only have my account now because false hope is better than the crushing realisation that none of them want me.
Dating at 29 is fucking awful. Everyone is either a single mum looking for a new baby daddy or a career woman looking for a high flying CEO.
>>29184957
aye, i had it up for about a year and was probably a day or two from shutting it down when i finally got a message and it kicked off from there i guess
>>29184679
As if she is still going to like you in 2 years, you idiot. She'll meet a boy at school and that'll be the end of you.
He'll get her precious flower.
>>29184924
I'm sure many people would be happy for you if you didn't insist on coming back here and lording over us subhumans.
At least fuck off to /pol/ or something you irredeemable normie
>>29184941
is she a Pole or other Eastern Euro?
>>29184992
He, and it was a negro.
>>29184984
Maybe if she was some basic bitch, but she ain't. She's more of a country girl, rides horses, and dislikes sluts. What more do you need to know?
I'm really concerned about the EU referendum. I'm not sure how to vote, for a start I don't even know what the economic impact might be...
>>29185049
Let me try to help you. You see, the EU and the UK are intrinsically tied, beyond simply being just an economic union. In fact around 3.5 million British jobs are directly linked to British membership of the European Union's single market, that's about 10% of jobs!
Then you have to consider that around 50% of our exports are bought by the EU and that 75% of our exporters operate in the EU. The EU is also able to negotiate great trade deals with countries outside the EU, with clout that the UK simply doesn't have.
Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU which would be disastrous. This alone should be enough to convince you to remain in the EU.
>>29185065
Hmm, thanks. It's certainly food for thought. I wouldn't even know how many of my friends or family could be affected. But what about the other issues such as the environment or immigration? There's a cute Danish girl in my class, would she need to return home?
>>29185077
You needn't worry about the environment; the EU has a set of commonly agreed standards that help to maintain the quality of air, rivers and beaches. It also helps to keep CO2 emissions down and more efficient vehicles (this helps your fuel economy too!).
As for migration, this is one of the greatest benefits of the EU. You are free to live and work anywhere within the EU, in fact 1.4 million British people already do. Not to mention that your UK driving license is also valid - just remember to drive on the right side of the road.
If Britain does vote to leave then unfortunately your friend will lose her right to live in the UK and will, sadly, have to return.
>>29185065
>>29185077
>>29185090
>it's the guy spamming the remain script episode
Mate, if you're gonna do this don't do it 2 days in a row.
mate,
>>29185090
Wow, the EU sure does a lot for the UK. There's no way we could achieve this on our own, I think I've made up my mind on the referendum now, especially considering Freja's situation - thanks!
>>29185111
Don't mention it. Remember that without the EU the UK has no future, just look at what happened to isolationist Japan.
I'm actually reasonably concerned there'll be some isis shit going down at the euros tonight
>>29185120
talking to yourself there laddo
>>29185120
>just look at what happened to Japan
What, one of the best economies in the world? Extremely low crime rate? Cheaper rent than here in the UK? No 'refugees'? No fat bitches?
>>29185147
kek you do know that "terrorist attacks" are just the government keeping their populace in check?
it's too close to the eu referendum too and would swing it, so they won't have anything planned
Should I buy a burger for dinner now?
I'm kinda hungry and McDonalds is just across the street but its night and cold.
>>29185170
you're so full of shit fuck off back to pol
>>29185183
Get a KFC.
The hotwings are great.
>referendum deadline extended
>magically 430k sign up
(((pure coincidence)))
>>29185193
you'll see, there won't be a single proper terror attack in europe until after the referendum
>>29185065
>Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU which would be disastrous.
Regardless of whether the UK remains in the EU or leaves the EU, trade is unlikely to be greatly affected.
Countries aren't like people - they won't be spiteful for the sake of being spiteful, they'll just do what's in their best interests. It doesn't help anyone's economy to cut off trade with the UK when our economies rely on each other's import/export market.
>>29185261
>implying they won't punish the UK as an example to the rest of the vassal states
>>29185202
Too far away though.
>no one to play boardgames with in london
Is it possible to get 2 colds in a row? I just started to feel better and now I feel like I'm getting another one.
>>29185276
Damn.
If you have the money and if its in your area you could get it delivered lol
>>29185322
I don't think they do that in Germany.
>>29185275
They probably would, but in a way that doesn't hurt their own economies.
>>29185339
Really? It's a big thing in America and parts of the UK now.
>>29182555
at least put some effort in you drip
>>29184319
why are you replying to poleaboo you stupid cunt, just ignore him
>>29185355
Maybe they're scared of getting Jihaded.
Fuck. One more song and i'll get burger.
>>29185339
>>29185355
The only place where I've ever seen KFC being delivered is Kuala Lumpur, and I've lived in America and the UK.
>>29185275
They can't punish the UK by restricting trade with other EU members, because that hurts their own economies and in a sense proves that the UK was right to leave the EU.
>>29185377
Where abouts in Germany are you mate? Augsburg here.
>>29185278
If you're a girl, I'll play board games with you.
>>29185151
Isolationist Japan you imbecile. Now Japan is no longer isolationist it enjoys all the benefits that you mentioned
>>29185399
I'm from Munich, but live in Australia.
They don't do it here either
>Eddie Izzard talking to Nigel Farage on Question Time last night
>"how can you be against immigrants when you're from an immigrant family?"
>literally bringing this same question up like 6 times throughout the episode
Why does having some immigrants in your recently ancestry automatically mean that you have to support uncontrolled immigration, lads?
>>29185049
>>29185065
>>29185077
>>29185090
>>29185111
>>29185120
Reminder that a vote for remain is a vote for fascism, an EU army, crony capitalism and the United States of Europe
VOTE OUT BREXIT NOW
>>29185443
literally watching that right now
unreal argument, just ridiculous
>you're an immigrant so you have to accept free and open borders
>>29185405
Im acuteboy
Ogigigig
>>29185483
Love how Eddie Izzard, the supposed tolerant liberal, is essentially saying "you are related to some immigrants so you are not entitled to have opinions about the future of this country"
>>29185443
Gunnar watch that in a bit. Last nights debate was pretty woeful.
Sturgeon was the only one who came off OK but showed her true colours when talking about Scotland. They made a mistake excluding nige
If I'm taking anti psychotics what will happen if I smoke weed, will I just not hallucinate or will I not get high at all?
Anyone wanna buy my Nintendo Wii for 150 pounds?
Comes without games or the controller (just incase the NX has backwards compat)
Also you have to collect it yourself cos I have agoraphobia
>>29185531
You will die. Don't do it lad
>>29185536
40 quid on amazon mate
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B0007UATDG/
>>29185531
your brain will implode
>>29185510
kek great argument, wish I could have been there to say that him
shame, because I quite enjoy his comedy
>>29185439
I love Bavaria man. Only problem is the strict law on weed, but I've managed to get around it.
I don't know how anyone can still watch QT. I got so fucking SICK of MUH NHS WUT ABOUT THE NHS THE NHS WHO IS GONNA WORK IN THE NHS NEED PAKI CUM TO POWER THE NHS MMMSSLUPR THE BANKERS THE BONUSES.
Get rid of the fucking NHS doesnt work anyway. Everyone goes to the emergency room for anything because it takes 2-4 weeks to get an actual appointment,
>>29185536
150 quid?
hahahaha
jog on Del Boy don't think anyone is stupid enough to do that
>>29185550
Do you want it or not
>>29185603
of course not, you're overcharging by over 100 pounds -- Who the fuck would be dumb enough to pay that
>>29185603
Mate u cant even get 150 out of a used piiu.
>new phone
>already particles of dust settling on it and fingerprints appearing over the screen
why is real life so shit lads
>>29185500
Sorry, I'm straight, so it's girls or traps only for me.
>>29185645
>straight
>traps
>>29185536
been struggling to sell my Wii U with 150s worth of games for 150 lol
>>29185627
I've had my phone for almost 2 years and I've left the plastic thingy on the screen the whole time.
I didn't even realize you're supposed to take it off so now I'm left with no fingerprints and a clean screen 2 years later. Sucks to be you lad
>>29185682
But I'm using a tempered glass screen protector and case on it?
>>29185706
wash your hands after you use the toilet
Alright lads I am selling my Game Boy Colour.
It cost me 120 quid in 1995. I'm looking for 140 quid for it because of inflation.
okay lads here's the score
I'm selling my Tamagotchi, bought in 2004. It comes with a Mametchi (incredibly rare)
the battery has run out but is changeable. I'm looking for 150 quid, not including delivery (FedEx tracked) which should be about 40 pounds.
you can also come and collect too but you'll have to pay the 40 quid to me as a delivery fee (I have to get out of bed and come downstairs)
>>29185788
I'll give you 200 for it if you include Pokemon Silver
Binmen didn't take my bin again because of cars blocking it
REEEEEEEEEEE
Ok boys, here's what's on offer.
I'm selling my own excrement. I pushed it out of my arse just a few hours ago, and it's sealed in a tupperware container in the freezer.
Yesterday I ate at Alain Ducasse at the Dorchester, a 3 michelin starred restaurant. The food was 180 quid, and that is what I have excreted today.
For that reason, I think it's fair to charge 35 quid for this small tub of excrement.
The excrement comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by me.
Anyone want to buy a pack of starburst for 150 pounds?
comes with the wrapper and receipt
also you have to collect it cause the outside world is scary
Guys i was only joking about the wii
Sorry for massive pic
Heading back home from uni, lads. Will see gf for first time in about 2 months. Good feels.
What're you up to this afternoon, boys?
>>29186006
>gf
>uni
normies pls leave
>>29186006
I wonder how many guys she fucked since you last met.
Finally got around to filtering any post with P*aboo in it. Feels fucking good lads.
>>29186006
Fuckoff normie.
originalpostladsa
>>29186002
sure you was anon
>>29186006
>leaving a woman unattended for 2 months
>>29185986
Sounds so fucking boring. You know, reading that makes me feel a lot better about my boring, miserable life.
How the fuck are you expected to spend hours studying boring coursework for hours every day when all your life consists of sitting alone in your room feeling miserable?
Seriously university is so biased towards happy, motivated, privileged people
Being a white male today is playing life on fucking extreme difficult. Unless of course you're chad
>>29186006
playing computer games, same as every day this week.
>>29185788
Don't to add VERY RARE to your description
>>29186074
if you're lucky after uni you get to commute to a room where you spend 9 miserable hours every day
>>29186108
So what I just need to accept that all of my spare time will be spent being miserable and bored then I'll just go to work feeling stressed out, miserable and bored?
Honestly another year of this and I'm just going to kms
>>29186126
Welcome to life
Why do you think people get married and have kids? To detract from their soulless existence. Little do they know that marriage and kids makes your existence even worse, but it's an excuse not to kill yourself at least
I'm terrible at buying presents and it's father's day soon. It's a bit depressing to give him Thornton's/booze/uninspired gift every year, so I'm hoping to get him something he won't have to pretend to like.
Give me ideas on what I could buy a 50 year old builder. Don't give me shit suggestions because I doubt I'm the only one who needs help with this. We can all benefit.
>>29186074
>Seriously university is so biased towards happy, motivated, privileged people
Sorry to tell you mate but that's not university, it's life.
>Being a white male today is playing life on fucking extreme difficult.
Hahaha. It's just that being you is playing life on difficult, because you make life difficult for yourself. Chum.
>>29186196
swiss army knife (deluxe tinker)
>>29186126
chances of finding a job that keeps you emotionally fulfilled are pretty low, just keep the money coming in and try to find some hobbies you genuinely enjoy on the side
whether those involve other people or not is up to you
>>29186196
Is he a fan of banter?
Get him one of those big blow up sex dolls.
Would be a treat for any banter fan
>>29186196
https://www.redletterdays.co.uk/occasions/fathers
Not sponsored.
>>29186196
what are his hobbies
alternatively, what does he like to enthuse about at excruciating length? if he's a reading man you can get him a book on [subject]
Just saw an advert with that faggot Jamie Oliver selling a box of food with a recipe
Most stupid fucking thing I've ever seen.
>>29186227
>>29186198
>>29186179
Thanks.
originininininininininininananananal
>Cleaning ears with a Qtip
>Turn and hit my head on the open cabinet door
>Qtip gets driven about 2 inches into my ear
>Burns like a fucker
>Slowly pull it out over about 30 seconds
>2 days later it still feels like I've got water in my ear or some shit, can't quite hear right
Am I going to die
>>29186269
>originininininininininininananananal
>anal
maybe this could be your new hobby
explored any rectums lately? what about your own?
>>29186296
if this isn't bait, go to the doctor
>>29186296
perforated ear drum it will heal
>>29186317
No its not bait
I don't think it's that bad though, like you know when your ears pop and the sound goes quite weird until you yawn and they pop? It feels like that, but I just can't pop it. If I press down on my ear, like that but above the lobe it sounds like bubbles popping
I don't even know who my gp is as I haven't been in ages and I don't think it's really anything to go to A&E about?
Might give it a few more days
>>29186374
You spacker just go see someone. Why take any risks at all when it comes to your hearing?
I lost 20% of my hearing in one ear because i left an ear infection too long.
>>29181088
>sitting in anything but the fast lane
you'll never be chad desu
>>29186223
He thinks Swiss army knives are for gay cunts, which is true. He's got a van full of tools anyway.
>>29186235
I think he'd like that, maybe as a joke present though, not the main dish.
>>29186245
I got him a car driving thing for his 40th and he wasn't a fan, I'll see what else is there though.
>>29186251
He does a shit ton of gardening, but he's already got everything he needs and knows almost everything there is to know about it.
>>29186439
Drive a tank, shoot some shit, i dunno.
Ask a leader of men anything.
>>29186499
when's he turning up then?
Lads, has anyone considered driving for Uber?
I can't get a job for shit. I've literally applied to hundreds.
Uber seems an easy way to get a job with complete freedom over your schedule.
Anyone done it yet?
>>29186499
Tesco, yesterday:
>Fucks sake, we need an assistant manager for the evening shift
>What about Anon? He's a bit of a spacker but he's been here the longest and always gets here on time.
>Sigh, well everyone else is foreign anyway. He'll have to do.
>Gary, you're promoted.
4Chan, today
>Ask a leader of men anything.
>>29186561
I get ubers alot and the drivers always tell me you get assfucked by insurance costs. Other than that they all seem to like it.
>>29186561
If you already own a car that is on their approved list of vehicles then you can make OK money.
If you have to factor in car payments then it won't seem like you are doing that well.
>>29186563
>Gary, you're promoted.
Tell them to do one
Management in retail is the worst fucking thing ever. It's barely any extra money yet it's a ton more hassle and stress
>>29186600
Almost as bad as being a manager in a bar.
They put you on a salary rather than paying you by the hour, then expect you to be there all the time.
>>29186196
It's father's day so nothing. Wait until his birthday.
I know in Manchester, there's companies that will rent you a Toyota Prius insured for 150 per week. Maintenance is on them too.
Let's say you spend another 50 on fuel. Surely you could work 200 in the first 2-3 days of the week and the rest is your own profit?
lads if 50 told you to switch the style up and if they hate let them hate and watch the money pile up, would you?
>>29186725
You won't get insurance coverage on it.
Fantastic tie on Dimblebot this episode.
Going to do mdma in an hour, what should I expect?
>>29186725
You cant do that, you have to get special insurance for passengers.
Thats why the insurance on cabs costs so much.
>>29186778
if you're not doing it in a social situation, why bother
>>29186196
I'm getting my stepdad a coffee bean grinder and some posh coffee beans because I know he likes proper coffee
>>29186811
I'm doing it with a couple of mates and we're gonna walk about town
>>29186074
>>29186074
Me again, can people please give me attention here because I really think I need it
Even people on an anonymous local board (YikYak) are telling me I should kill myself
Can someone just give me plausible reasons why I might find life actually satisfying and not just extremely exhausting, lonely and boring for another 60 years before I die?
>>29186823
>we're gonna walk about town
don't do that unless you want to induce a bad trip
>>29186823
>Walk about town
Either hit a club, or walk about the park you useless fucking melt. (Best bet is stay home though).
>>29186823
You're going to want to listen to music and talk to girls lad.
>>29186857
There is no bad trip on MDMA. I agree that he'd be better off doing it somewhere nice with music though.
>>29186848
>please
>please
>please
>please>please
>please
>please
>please
>please
>>29186848
You could find interesting, meaningful, lucrative work.
You could find a cool circle of friends to spend time with.
You could find a girlfriend who you love being with.
I have all of those things though and even I'm not happy 100% of the time.
>>29186781
>>29186761
Some companies provide the insurance with the rental. Bit more pricy obviously but better than getting your own policy.
Look:
https://drive.uber.com/ukmarketplace/location/manchester/#rent
>>29186848
Try reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
Will definitely change your perspective on life and help you get more disciplined and set achievable goals.
>Start work at 9pm
>been awake since 4ish this morning
>been listening to Witch House all day
>played a little bloodborne but turned it off and went back to witch house
>not even showered
I'm not tired and probably wont nap either.
Tonights shift is gonna be hell.
>>29186762
would love to glass that tory cunt
>>29185986
>>the king gave the 1000 dinar to the lady
That's a lot of dinner. Bet she wouldn't need to buy any food for at least 3 years.
What kind of dinner did the king give her?
are we watching scary movie 3 tonight?
>>29187116
It's dinar, an ancient Islamic gold coin, you stupid kuffar.
ARE WE WATCHlNG SCARY MOVIE 3 TONIGHT?
Poleaboo! Do not come on here and talk to kuffars!
The evidence is from the saying of Allah:
"O you who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians as Auliya (friends, protectors, helpers, etc.), they are but Auliya to one another. And if any amongst you takes them as Auliya, then surely he is one of them. Verily, Allah guides not those people who are the Zalimun (polytheists and wrongdoers and unjust)."
[Surat Al-Maeda : 51]
Shaykh Muhammad Bazmool said: Since supporting Islam and Muslims is from faith, connecting oneself to disbelief and the disbelievers is from the things which contradict faith.
Muslims support and assist Muslims and show enmity towards the disbelievers.
something happening in france, turn on news
>>29186296
>Qtip
no sympathy for you, yank cunt
That's it lads, I've booked a meeting for later on this evening with a British Escort. Be the first time I've ever been with someone of my own nationality. I've only ever had sex with prostitutes, and they've been all Eastern European so far. A polish, 2 Romanians and a Hungarian.
Anyone else partake in the seeing of hookers?
David De Gea is a nonce lads.
Any United fans here?
>>29187495
I hope she has a big dick.
>>29187495
Her eyes are all fucked up
>>29187495
Not frequently, just when I'm signed off work for mental health stuff.
Always go British, I just assume anything else has been trafficked in
>>29186848
I don't like this feeling. Really I'm freaking out a bit
Am I going to die?
WEW LADS
been beautiful sunshine the last 2 days and now it is hammering it down
Man jailed for 150mph car chase with girl, 3, in back seat
https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/741191090297016320
YES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYZ
>>29187495
Never had sex with a prostitute before, but I'm more and more considering it now that I'm 24 and still a virgin.
>>29188090
Why are the English such scum when they go to other places? Just look at Malia, Zante and all those Greek islands where they're despised by the locals because of how much they trash the place and get violent when they get drunk. It's very disrespectful in my opinion
>>29188302
The french fans started it
I'm so fucking bored lads, what should I do?
>>29188302
It's British culture so either get out the way or get your head kicked in you paki CUNT.
>>29188335
yeah this desu lad
>don't enjoy alcohol
>don't enjoy smoking weed
>recovering opiate/benzo addict
Another sober night of doing fuck all, when will it end?
>>29188479
>don't enjoy alcohol
Nobody enjoys alcohol, but it's the easiest addiction so man up and do it
>>29187205
He gave her chocolate coins for dinner? Not very healthy.
>>29184601
Nonces like you should be fucked killed pedo scum
Feel guilty i nicked a tenner in loose change from my living room to order a pizza.
I would go out and just get something to eat but its so fucking sunny and hot and i live in an estate so all the stairwells and the entire front area of my estate is swarmed in road manz.
>>29188665
Who did you knick it from?
Also it just started fucking raining where I am (South West). Whereabouts are you where it's sunny and hot?
>>29188695
My dad i guess, it's literally just that loose change everyone has lying about in a little tin thing that never gets used.
I'd try to rationalize it and say that he spends at least 3 times that in the pub 3 times a week but it's his money at the end of the day.
Oh well.
>>29181267
We got memed then
>>29186848
I have this feel also.
No advice to escape it though, maybe it's just time to end it. You wouldn't think anything of getting up and walking out of a cinema if the film was shit and there was no way you would enjoy the rest of it.
>>29183360
Real dearth of waifu posts today desu (TL note: desu means senpai)
pizza came.
Pizza man made me come downstairs and was annoyed with my change. Get fucked paki pizza man.
>>29189295
What the fuck dude, it's before 1800, it's not even dinner time.
>>29189317
been up since 8am i dont see how its not time to eat.
>>29189339
Been up since 6, only just finished work. Not even a particularly tiring day and barely hungry. The fuck is wrong with you? Nobody has dinner before 7:30 unless they're 12 or under
>>29189317
>>29189369
just fuck off you're not the boss of me
>>29189369
okay.
>>29189402
Also this faggot isnt me. Im too busy enjoying my pizza.
>>29189295
I can't imagine having to deal with change. I get delivery with my debit card every time, just open the door, take the food in and say thanks
>>29189369
>Nobody has dinner before 7:30 unless they're 12 or under
have you literally never met someone from the working class?
>>29189465
You know whenever im due change though they fumble around for 20 minutes. At least i was ready.
I really don't care, ive worked in retail and money is money at the end of the day.
How can I get a job in this shithole? There are no fucking jobs.
>>29189496
No job you can get will pay you at least 10 quid an hour so it's literally pointless to even try.
6.50 an hour does nothing to change you station in life.
Im really hungry lads but I don't fancy anything thats in the house or a takeaway
>>29189532
Money>no money.
>>29189551
Eat my cummies lad
>>29189532
>6.50 an hour does nothing to change you station in life.
7.20 now I think
You'll work 40 hours a week and make 600 quid a month and spend like 100+ on just random expenses like tubes and lunches.
>>29189559
bit gay desu lad
Spain goalkeeper David de Gea denies as lies a claim he organised forced sex with prostitutes for teammates
FRIDAY NIGHT IS SHIT MOVIE NIGHT
TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO BE WATCHING SCARY MOVIE 3
A horror/comedy from the people that brought you BASEketball and Superhero Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g06k4HOlEbg
same time time same place
>>29189630
>forced sex
>prostitutes
Not even gonna look up this nonsense.
One of my uni professors has the greatest pair of feet I've ever seen. It makes even hotter that she's in a position of authority over me.
>>29189650
You're not gorilla-chan, is this some kind of ruse?
>>29184601
Sounds nice mate, that's why I volunteer as a teaching assistant. All the perks with none of the restrictions.
>>29185443
His only arguments were that and waving his arms around like a tard. It's kind of like a representation of the remain campaign at this point.
>>29189706
I bet you'd like her to demand that you clean them with your tongue
>>29189650
>>29189707
Actually, Tuesday midnight Bionicle had the most votes (11) but we agreed that it wasn't really a shit movie so it was effectively ignored and Scary Movie 3 with 10 votes was chosen as the movie for tonight.
>>29189739
Of course I would.
Unfortunately, all I'll ever do is stare at them in lectures and then fap when I get home. It's a compromise, I guess.
lads bought a gtx 1080 off a third party seller on Amazon last week
you wanna know what yo boy did? i filed an A to Z claim it never came and now Amazon get mah money woah
got a 1080 and i'm 600 quid odd up lads
>British LADS tearing up France
Makes you proud, innit?
>>29189812
Get us a picture lad, I want to see them for myself.
Having a fish and a chip for tea today lads
>>29189948
Looks fucking mint. Would go to the chippy myself, but i'm far too stoned for public interaction, so inferior oven chips will have to satisfy me.
>>29189892
Tbh they were in Marseille so it was probably the you know whats they were fighting
>>29189887
>Thank you for reporting a community rules violation.
enjoy x
Pizza or curry lads
>>29190013
Pizza. Can't trust curry these days.
>>29189998
are you mad whiteboi? man u autist whitey
Brits are kicking off again in Marseille used tear gas on them
Lads anyone here do any betting? I'm confused as fuck
I want to put a 5 game accumulator on and it's saying do I want to bet doubles, trebles or five fold
Doubles and trebles mean Im betting on a 2 or 3 match result right? So I want a five fold, surely?
But it's saying my return would be higher on a double or a treble, and the return for all results correct on the five folding only 16 quid if I put a quid on which seems weirdly low
I don't have a fucking clue what this shit means and Google isn't helping
>>29190089
I'm not allergic to nuts though
>>29190164
Don't bet.
>>29190173
You might not be allergic to faeces either but that doesn't make it ok to put in a curry.
>>29190173
>I'm not allergic to nuts though
what about paki shit in your food?
>>29190180
You only need to win big once, then you can stop. Hence his accumulator.
>>29190164
Yeah you want five-fold.
Useful walkthrough here
https://www.aceodds.com/what-is-an-accumulator-bet.html
what is everybody drinking tonight?
>>29190180
I'm only putting a quid on and it makes games more interesting
>>29190260
>what is everybody drinking tonight?
decaff tea
>>29190160
The French are utter scum. They aren't "kicking off", that happens later. Those lads are just having a good time with their families and the French can't stand that given how we're about to leave the EU and sink their country.
So what do they do? They get really petty and launch tear gas into restaurants and bars where Brits are relaxing.
>>29190296
Literally
>they dindu nuffin
Either you're baiting or this is pure delusion
>>29189650
>>29189707
>>29189771
actually....
FRIDAY NIGHT IS FUCK UP NIGHT
sorry lads but I've made a bit of a balls-up of the upload and the film (Scary Movie 3, as it happens), is not good to go.
Apologies, but film night is officially postponed until 10pm tomorrow.
>>29190221
Yeah I've read that guide and I get it, but I don't get what the fuck this app is going on about
Look at the pic - I've selected 5 games and it's asking me to put my bet down in one of the boxes. If I put a quid in the five fold it gives me a 16 quid return - but the treble gives me like 60? How does that make sense?
>>29190260
will be having a few of these in approximately 1 hour and 30 minutes.
>>29190344
useless fuckwit
>>29190344
Saturday should be the standard night tbqh.
>>29190345
you're no better than the shit on the shoe type scum hanging around ladbrokes like flies to shit that I see on my walks lad
>>29190377
>doesn't have a car
>calls other people scum
kek
>have euro gf
>she is proper mad about refferedum
>really pissy I am voting out
>now gets uber triggered everytime I mention England, Britain, the UK, British culture, British
people, British food, literally anything that has anything to do with the UK she loses her shit over it and starts yelling about how arrogant I am for wanting to leave the EU
Johnny Foreigner btfo tbqh ladmates.
>>29190377
Cheers
Now do you have anything helpful to add or are you just going to kick off and shit post like a child
>>29190482
As long as there's a little of you in her she can stay LOL
>>29187523
It's already been dismissed by police because there's no evidence.
>Hillary Benn
>is a man
what the fuck
>>29190570
That's his post op name
>>29190344
Fuck this has thrown my whole weekend routine off. What am I supposed to do now?
>>29190260
It's actually fucking amazing lads. Crisp and doesn't taste of artificial sweeteners like almost all ciders these days.
Can get like 16 cans for under a tenner from Lidl
>>29190373
this
i go clubbin on fridays
>found a job a few weeks ago after many many years of trying to find a job
>shitty retail job but a job is a job
>mfw plantar faciitis is a thing that exists
Will someone please cut off my feet?
>watching bbcqt
>"we've had a lot of MALE voices" *looks at eddie izzard dressed in drag*
kek'd heartily
what a freak
>>29190199
>>29190187
very true. Have there been reports of paki poo in curries recently?
>>29190765
taste like how cat piss smells and gives you heart burn
>>29190849
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chef-prepared-curry-after-wiping-7745790
>wiping his bottom with his hands
>doesn't wash them for 'cultural reasons'
got a summer cold all week and missed all the sun
All I have is now is bruised feeling chest and its cloudy
I didn't complain all I did was get some rest and was still accused of having a "man flu" because I was to congested to go to the coast
>>29190890
All takeaways near me are forgin owned
they cannot get a food and hygiene rating over 3 and not many can even get a 3
>>29190765
Thatcher's Haze is the best
Trust me I'm from Somerset.
What do you lads reckon, Im a bit disappointed they took hashbrowns off the menu desu
>>29190890
I liked curry, why do pakis have to ruin ourt culture like this?
>>29190947
Alright lad, I'll see if I can get any.
>>29190952
boring as fuck
cheese and bread
wow
>>29190921
>to go to the coast
I don't know why you'd bother. English beaches are all rocks and ugly people correct? Why don't you hang yourself instead?
CHALLENGE:
Name even ONE Brit that is masculine, other than the Queen
Good luck !....
btw, James bond isn't real..
(anyone who can name even ONE gets a free 'all Brits are fags' Baby Tee
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/schoolgirl-kayleigh-haywood-texted-pal-8158015#rlabs=2%20rt$category%20p$4
heartbreaking story
she literally escaped and was seen by some guy who watched her get taken away again to be murdered
makes me feel a bit sick
>>29190952
>our culture
>>29190990
Well what would you get? Kebabs are shit around here.
>>29191012
Cornwall has nice sandy beaches desu
>>29191044
we colonised them, that makes it ours.
Currys are pretty much a stable of british food now anyway
>>29191023
Henry Cooper.
What's my prize?
>>29188213
Here's a better idea:
Wipe your penis along the inside of a public urinal
Or, conversely... STOP WHINING. girls do not find 'failure as a fashion statement' attractive... Nor do employers, or friends
Man Up, you fucking wimp !
>>29191070
By that logic the entire world would be ours. Can't live in the past boyo
>>29191044
Even the Japanese got curry from the British and then developed their own
>>29191078
you look like a real big man replying to a post from three hours ago, don't you
Fuck I fucked man
Got invited to drink by a dude who I was alright with in college, well there was me him and two of his mates. It was going alright until me and him went outside and he sat on his mums really expensive table and I leaned on the side and boom, we fell through.
Keep in mimd we are both 19 so we both still live with our parents and I know he's gonna put the blame on me and I know I will end up owing loads of money. How much does a table cost anyway?
Currently in his living room posting from my phone.
>>29191075
Lol I'll be shipping your 'all Brits are fags' Baby Tee immedi....
Loops
Henry Cooper asked to see my scotum...
Try again
>>29191104
If he sat on it then it's his problem.
Garden furniture is inespensive compared to indoor furniture, but you should avoid paying.
>>29191057
kebabs are shit everywhere now
they all use the same stuff which is congealed lip balm cooked till it looks semi anemic
find any one in your are with a health rating of 4-5 and they should have something decent
http://ratings.food.gov.uk/
>>29191133
We was both sat on it thoug technically. And his mum is gonna make my poor as fuck family pay for it
>>29191100
A bigger man than YOU, to be sure...
My wife is 15 years younger than me, and a formerlipstick lesbian...
Wendy helped me get Amy, our 19 year old gf....
( let me know the day you can find a girlfriend, let alone a wife, or a wife who helps you fuck your girlfriend )
Bitch boy BETAFAGGOT uberfailure
So, failure must be a genetic trait in your family?
>>29191104
1.ask for the table if you have to pay for it
2. do not let them go shopping for it, they will go to barker and stone house
or
1.tell them tough shit
2.say they are having a jiggle
>>29191104
Congratulations !...
You would've never continued unless you were already gay
That's okay.. You're not the only cancer cell in the human race
>>29191023
>Name even ONE Brit that is masculine
Jason Statham
Got the pizza lads. I reckon it'll be nice, despite what that anon said.
WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE!!!
>>29191104
Of course, we all realize the 'falling through a table' crap is a metaphor for gay sex...
So... Was your 'table' already loose ?
>>29191288
YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED
>>29191282
Congratulations ! You win a free 'all Brits are fags' Baby Tee...
ooops
Jason Statham begged me last week to let him lick my rectum clean.
Keep trying
>excited for film night
>when, suddenly
Just get on with the football, you set of insufferable twats.
house to my self this weekend lads, what should i do?
>>29191616
Masturbate by rubbing yourself against various surfaces.
>>29191557
That cheeky gorilla cunt is laughing at us right now.
>>29188610FUCK THE ROBOT 2 9 1 8 8 6 1 0
>>29187293
does poleaboo know the refreshing taste of a cold beer
http://www.strawpoll.me/10449370
Let's see it lads.
Pretty decent desu lads
>>29191714
>Brfexit
If only you could see my face.
>>29191680
>2 9 1 8 8 6 1 0
checking for sicece
what are all the new memes on op lads, i forgot you guys existed for a while
Saw Tilde at the KFC in Stevenage today lads, he got halfway through a family bucket and was then sick back into it, so fortunately there wasn't too much mess.
Then he went out into the car bark and kicked over a bin.
Leaving the EU means cheaper anime figures and other Japanese imports.
>>29184654
is a ugly 14 yo girl a kid fgt?
thats the thing with numbers and ages theres no confusion in a court.
>like anon said you full of shit anyway
>>29191886
Nice to have you back Bonsai lad
Attention anime fags:
Is durarara any good? It's on Netflix, the bio reads quite interestingly
>>29191988
Watch Kill La Kill instead, ignore the awful Netflix synopsis assuming they haven't updated it yet.
>>29191921
just passing through m8 sold my house now I'm waiting for the money going into my bank next week then going to find a hostel near the beach and then learn to surf
600 bong for a return flight to la
>>29192062
Sounds comfy as fuck I'm jelly
Turns out they only invited me as a joke and was pissed off when I actually went.
Did them a favour ripping that table cloth.
Lads has anyone got that image of Roy Keane I think talking about Soccer Aid and he says they're lucky in Uganda not to have ITV so they don't have to watch it
>decide to watch Full Metal Jacket for the first time
My goodness, lads.
>>29192326
apocalypse now next then lad
Whats the film tonight?
oce
>>29192326
That movie, and apocalypse now:
EXTREEEEEEMELY overrated
Best ?
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
A Must
>>29192185
Im missing context here lad, what happened?
>>29192326
I love the first half but I donn't enjoy the second half as much. Still proper good film though.
>>29192482
basically >>29191104
In a bad mood they invited me as a joke, who the fuck does that?
Every time I get a new gf, she has been considerably younger than me.
Its MANDATORY that they see One Flew Over The Coukoo's Nest before ill even consider ejaculating into them.
100% TRUE
>>29192531
They're being cunts. They likely invited you sincerely and now they're trying to make you feel even worse.
Seems to me like the table was about fucked anyway and they're now trying to get you to pick up the cost of a new one
>>29192422
you are a big fat mess
Went McDonalds today and got a Large Bacon McTasty burger
It was fucking disgusting
>>29192533
Overrated and mediocre
>literally 0.1 off a 2.1
>hoping the uni will bump my grade up to a 2.1
If I don't get a 2.1 I am literally going to spiral out of fucking control.
>9pm
>No shit music playing
>No other good lads in the channel
Don't I look a mug
>brexiters posting multi-paragraph essays to me on normiebook in the hope that it'll sway my vote
>gonna vote remain anyway
I love it when people waste their time
VOTE OUT
O
T
E
L
E
A
V
E
There's still time to let them know you care ITT
>>29192886https://youtu.be/cDMUBDN1y8o
I can go shitter
Feeling incredibly alone tonight. More so than usual.
Not happy with this.
lads im going to amsterdam
should i visit a hooker?
im nervous as fuck though i really want to
>like a girl
>fail to strike while the iron is hot
>she now knows i like her
>things sort of stagnate but sometimes show signs of improving
>she gets a bf
>he's not great, cheats, takes for granted etc
>she denies he's a bad bf
>she uses me as a shoulder when she's upset with him
>try to distance myself
>year and a half later
>they break up as she starts liking someone else
>try to tell myself I shouldn't be bothered
>i distanced myself for a reason
>she uses me to help her through the breakup
>starts seeing someone else before a week has passed
>feel incredibly hurt for some reason
>tell her not to rush into anything
I don't know why i care. She's not interested in me, I should just cut her out of my life and move on but I can't. This whole thing makes me feels so fucking lonely.
After my bennies assessment I now have 3 appointments with different psychiatrists they better approve that welfare
>>29192872
I got an ordinary degree yet still got a job in my field. Don't sweat your grade.
At my normie brother's engagement party. Been sober for three weeks but lasted 1 j2o
Even when drinking I've probably uttered three words in the past hour.
So many normies.
>>29193498
Don't waste your time on whores when you can get magic mushrooms there, or rather, the mushrooms were banned but I think you can still get "truffles" which contain the same active compound but taste like utter terrible shit, you will still trip though.
>>29193566
YOU GOT DUBS DOGGOS BE PRAISED
>>29193699
WITNESSED NOW CHECK MINE
>>29193725
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME FRIENDIRINO
Just spent more than an hour walking around and ran some errands. Anyone know where I could buy some cardboard boxes? Moving out this weekend.
What have you lads got on for this Friday night? Surely it must be more interesting than mine
>>29193814
> Rymans
> WH Smiths
> local Post Office
> Online, if you fancy waiting
>tfw no one has tried to decipher my dream
>>29193814
Just order some stuff from amazon
movie night at 10 tomorrow lads?
>>29193894
Ouu I like deciphering dreams. Link it
>tfw we're finally leaving
>>29194057
>walking home
>eventually a car starts chasing me
>a girl with hair like pic related was either walking by me or coming out of a house
>she pulls out a revolver and shoots at the car a few times
>she proceeds to hold me, but she's only fooling around
>the driver of the car isn't dead but she recognised where it was from and shot the building
>it blew up
>I ask for her name
>she asks why
>I tell her I want to be her friend
>her name was something like opportunity, but spelt funny
>we walk for a bit
>she says she doesn't want any money from me
>we walk through the village and talk about our lives
>eventually we end up at her house
>we watch movies and play vidya for hours
>periodically her cats, Persians, would walk in and out the room
>realise that I'm not only on a date with a girl, but I'm also in her house
>I'm having the time of my life
>she then puts the JoJo fighting game for the PS3 in, I recently got into JoJo so this was great
>she puts her hand in my lap and starts saying slightly lewd things
>I have to pee now
>ask her where the toilet is
>she has a shower toilet combo
>end up having a shower and then take a dump
>she starts talking to me about constipation
>>29192635
I'm actually a physically fit mess...
180 pounds of convicted violent felon, more than capable and completely willing to smash your face through a plate-glass window, after crushing your larynx...
100% SERIOUS, fag
>>29192819
Overrated & mediocre :
The perfect description of your 'sex life' hahaha
Like I said: I actually GET LAID
and I will NOT cum into a girl who hasn't seen the movie
BTW, how's the 'gaming' going, lardboy?
>>29193498
No...
Do you want a more descriptive answer ?
>>29194193
who's that?
4593
Might buy some video games with the winnings.
>>29193814
You're going to live in a cardboard box ?
AGAIN ?!!!!
>>29194297
>200 quid down the drain
well done
>>29194121
............ And you actually wonder why you can't get laid?
>>29194293
That's ME, hack_blastard's father
UberALPHA
I hope hero sea's the day the tree grow in trees
>how can the super shitposter[1] give it one thing
>>>/qa/558484
one please token a day by a unbanned nice poster 10 days in a row row row your clean easy in a topless calendar shoot in a skirt of pelted cross balanced time well dressed pest says quwstion
REEEEEEEEEeeeeeequestrain's out.
>>29194121
Sounds like you have a crazy imagination, my dreams are never as interesting as this.
So you want a girl to 'save' you, your dream played this out literally. Rest of it is obvious with the lewd stuff, no idea about the faeces talk at the end
>>29194335
I know damn well why I can't get laid
>>29194411
lollelkekmememyfridayfiendfieldingqueen
>>29194297
Why not buy a T-shirt that says "FEMALES: DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME"
you'll still have 199.9 to spend on the bullet
>>29185151
it used to be isolationist faggot, it's not anymore and it enjoys everything you've listed because of that
>>29194431
Lol
My wife actually told me the same thing when I read your anal fantasy to her
Let me tell her she was right. She's going to love this.
>trip and namefag central
well
goodnight the rest of britfeel
If you forget to pick a comfortable seat this is not where you wait for a seat. Stick the sixth day after Sunday please paste it personally and be quick the amount can't bounce in two reality's with real quality lasts eternally to count a balance sheet of stable shapes to late to wriggle away. Today on fryday.
>NO SURRENDER
>>29194453
I genuinely believe in a united Europe.
Right now, it's not great - but it's a relatively new federation. I feel, as the EECs second largest economic parter, we have great power to perform the fixes required for a better EU, and a better, more peaceful world.
We tell these syrian cunts to go home and fix their shit, yet here we are - refugees running away from a flawed, yet fixable problem with a large set of bonuses.
>>29194572
>relatively new
By what definition?
Also your argument seems to revolve around meaningless rhetoric: "we shouldn't be running away!" rather than actual fact
https://youtu.be/RlsyV-XJyLYhttps://youtu.be/Rl
>>29194611
>arguing with a paid shill
>>29194611
New when put into context of < 2000 years of European infighting and wars.
> Also your argument seems to revolve around meaningless rhetoric: "we shouldn't be running away!" rather than actual fact
Ok, so you agree with refugees in?
Why are all takeaways just pizza, chinese and indian. Why is there not something more interesting to have?
>>29194751
>he doesn't live in London
I put the PM's postcode into just-eat and loads came up
>>29194700
>Ok, so you agree with refugees in?
No.
My point was - "we shouldn't be running away like those refugees!" isn't an argument. It has absolutely no relevance or value - you are just trying to sway people with rhetoric rather than facts.
500 post of a fill box in a milish hamish an thee rest is as it goes
>>29194837
True, a terrible amount of rhetoric has been thrown about, the voters don't deserve it imho.
But I think it's a betrayal of our 'stiff upper lip' to run away from a salvageable situation.
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Try hard next thread too OK!
Need a good JAV or anime to wank to lads, preferably JAV tbqh, got any recommendations?
I can't even wank to white women anymore. Whores.
>>29195043
i love you dubs bot
>>29195044
BBAN-022
put all my life savings on remain so please don't vote leave
>>29193581
but I'm going into law.
Getting a 2.2 for law I might as well slit my wrists.
>>29195043
only 4 (you)s today and I was the 1st reply.
Kek has not blessed me this day.
>Total Score - 3711
>>29195207
wew how much lad?
>>29195242
Same here lad. All of the trainee application things I've seen require a minimum 2:1.
A law degree on its own though sounds prestigious so if the guy you replied to managed to find a job it shouldn't be that bad
>>29195271
5000 dollarpounds
just got back from Whitby.
no reason really for anyone to go there.
ask me anything if you want.
>>29195376
are you a gambling addict?
>>29195435
never gambled in my life but it's practically free money
>>29195449
you know, i was thinking of voting remain, but this post is really tempting me the other way
>>29195386
If you post here again you will regret it
>>29195367
my older brother and dad are saying I'll be fine since I am literally 0.01 off a 2:1 but I'm still crying every night over this, it's too much. ALl I needed was 1 extra fucking mark and I'd be happy as fuck right now.
>>29195502
don't matter it's gonna be a comfortable remain win
>>29195386
What should I get from mcdonalds for my late tea?
Preferably things I can carry in my bag
>>29195526
I barely passed my exams this summer and failed one of them. It could always be worse, just keep that in mind.
Or keep in mind the bigger picture, that this is all meaningless and you're crying over nothing. That's what I do when the anxiety hits and I start regretting everything I've done and the path I'm on.
>>29195386
What do you think about Phil Baran from the Scripps Institute and his late-stage diversification approach using sodium sulfinates?
>>29195526
>crying over shit like this
not gonna make it bro
>>29195520
that's not a question.
>>29195564
mcdonalds is cancer tho.
>>29195664
I don't think I can form an opinion on something I know so little about.
but I do like potatoes.
>>29195526
Maybe you should have studied harder then you waste of space.
>>29195386
How many old people were there feeding chips to seagulls?
British seaside these days is 99% a fucking open air funeral home desu.
>>29195923
>mcdonalds is cancer tho.
Where else can I go that will take card payment?
>just added 148 new images to my reaction folder
Very productive evening lads, think of all those normies wasting their time at pubs and clubs
>>29195981
there were many signs not to feed them. so I didn't see a single one. it was pretty quiet.
there was probably 60% older to younger people. but there were some there, probably the ones who lived there.
wouldn't want to be a young person living there, you would feel very isolated.
didn't see a single paki, which was nice.
>>29196065
I dont know. if u want to eat junk food go for it,
aren't there cash machines?
>>29195195
>BBAN-022
>Lesbian Althlete Molester
Nice
>not sure if bisexual or just really lonely
>>29196412
try it and see if it does anything for you
if you genuinely enjoy it then, well
>>29196444
How should he just try it?
You can't just magic up a bf
Might watch some Simpsons before going to bed.
Care to recommend an episode, lads?
>>29196521
have a crack at grindr, craigslist, or whatever is most popular in your area
hire a male escort if you want the professional experience
>>29196412
Been there, done that
Even had a bf for a while
Conclusion: I was just really lonely. Dating guys just doesn't feel "right" and fucking them is unpleasant
>>29196566
You Only Move Twice (Hank Scorpio episode)
I'm fairly certain a girl likes me and I'm not sure what to do or why.
HELP i'm moving to England in a few weeks is there anyway to get rid of my appalling accent.
I don't want everyone thinking i'm a member of goldie lookin chain.
>>29196566
Michael Jackson episode
>>29196634
One of my favorites, good pick anon.
>>29196654
Everyone will point and laugh the second you open your mouth. Sorry lad, but there's nothing you can do.
>>29196634
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss
>>29196706
Just fuck my shit up boyo
>>29196634
>Hank Scorpio episode
Literally the best episode of the Simpsons ever made, nothing can top it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlwFuQ_7kVc
>>29196707
Another good pick,I'll watch it because I don't have season 8
>>29196756
I never understood if this was a masturbation joke, or a silly joke about him having sugar and cream in his pockets.
>>29196825
Bit of both I think.
The viewer thinks it's a masturbation joke.
Homer thinks he has the cream in his pockets.
In reality he probably just has some cream in the fridge or something.
Essential Simpsons Episodes: (feel free to add to this)
>You Only Move Twice (Hank Scorpio)
>Homer The Great (Stonecutters)
>The Last Temptation Of Homer (Mindy)
>Homer The Heretic
>Homer Badman (Gummi Venus De Milo)
>Marge vs The Monorail
>Two Dozen And One Dalmatians (See My Vest)
>Last Exit To Springfield (Dental Plan)
>Cape Feare
>Lemon Of Troy (Shelbyville)
>Who Shot Mr Burns Pt. I/II
>Treehouse Of Horror VI (Homer 3D etc.)
>The Itchy And Scratchy And Poochie Show
>The Mysterious Voyage Of Homer
>Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes)
>Mr. Plow
>Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
>>29196991
Almost forgot one more:
>Trash Of The Titans
>>29196991
>tfw all of these are like 15+ years old
What the fuck happened to the Simpsons?
In the mid-late 90s they were at their peak, there wasn't anything like it.
Now they're just Family Guy tier.
>>29196991
>no Homer the Smithers
>no Homie the Clown
>noHomer Goes to College
>>29197071
All good things have a limit.
>it's a Lisa episode
>>29197141
Lisa The Vegetarian was a great episode though
>>29182545
Client of ours based there, been a few times.
>>29197141
It's a "let's shoehorn a celebrity in" episode
In other words. The last 10 years of The Simpsons
I'M RUINED
>>29196991
Needs
>Homer Goes to College
>Mother Simpson
>Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
>Kamp Krusty
>Homer's Barbershop Quartet
>Homer Loves Flanders
>a handful of the first 10 or so Treehouse of Horrors
Also, someone needs to stream all these episodes one night
>late night /britfeel/ is Simpsons discussion
You're like the friends I never had, lads.
Don't forget the one with Frank Grimes
Absolute classic
I'm askin', will you bunk with me tonight, /britfeel/?
Agree with >>29197336
I was about to head off when those tripfags started shitting up the thread but this made for a comfy late night discussion, good job lads
BAM
SPICE WEASEL
>>29197336
I used to discuss and quote The Simpsons with my friends all the time. But all those friends are long gone
>>29197437
I don't want to ruin the comfy conversation but Futurama is objectively 10x better than the Simpsons.
>KILL ALL HUMANS, KILL ALL HUMANS
>Bender!
>Oh, I was having the most wonderful dream, you were in it
>>29197480
I love both but it's too hard to judge. Classic Simpsons might be the best TV ever but the show has been shite for 15 years. Original Futurama was excellent but the new seasons were a mixed bag; nothing horrendous but very few good/great episodes.
>>29197675
Named for his uncle
To carry his spirit
