>"you have three seconds to prove to me you're a man or I'm gonna shove this bat up your beta ass!"
I have a penis does that count
>>26835049
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN WITH A PENIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A MAN SHITLORD
I beat her with the bat
>>26835034
What is a man? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets!
>>26835049
not if it is a feminine one as yours, gal
>>26835034
>"But I love you :3"
Aaaaand she's gone...
it's you're
no need to thank me m'lady
a man always instructs those to use proper grammar
I would let her do it desu, and then she can tie me up if I've been bad.
>>26835034
My ID and driving license say I'm male, is that enough?
>>26835108
Thats it, I'm shoving this bat so far up your ass you're gonna have splinters in your throat!
>>26835034
Try it, bitch. *Alpha stance*
Punch them in the snout to establish dominance.
Come anywhere near me with that bat and I'll break your fucking teeth in, bitch.
>>26835034
fuck off sky ferrari go snort cocaine somewhere else
>>26835034
skye is literally perfect
>>26835136
>What's next champ, are ya gonna unsheathe your katana and teleport behind me? Hahahahaha!
>>26835034
I have a working dick with two balls, I am strong enough to lift my wife off the ground and power-fuck her to multiple orgasms while her feet dangle, and I work in the military. I also have a Masters degree (December 2015).
I am a man.
>>26835135
oh.. oh god
at least the spaghetti i keep in there will cushion it
>>26835176
>went to university
>thinks he is a man
>>26835034
Something like this:
*unzips dick*
Who is this girl
adssadads
>>26835034
>being threatened by a woman
>ever
That's funny. Who is this slut though. She's kind of cute.
>>26835176
>married
>anything but a blue pilled faggot
Epic, anon.
>>26835034
>prove to me you're a man
I'm no rapist, but that sounds like an invitation to grab her, kiss her, and possibly fuck her.
>>26835034
"No you're not, I tried a playstation controller handle and it was too big. There's no way in hell you'll fit a bat, though you're welcome to try"
If I were a Beta I would back down, but here I am challenging you to go right ahead, shove it up by ass and tell me that you earn significantly more than me, have attained a higher level of post-secondary education, and that misandry isn't a real thing. I dare you!This is literally my fantasy
>>26835034
You look like a slut OP
>>26835176
I thought bestiality was illegal
Slap her across the face and say "WOMAN! no talking back to me!"
>"beta"
>mentioned verbally
>by a female
>IRL
This would trigger me.
>>26835176
Congrats anon you're winning in life...
BEHOLD MY MASCULINE FORM!
>>26835176
>I also have a Masters degree (December 2015)
Is this really a symbol of manhood, though? Isn't higher academia dominated by women?
>>26835406
Please don't support the Bodies Exhibit. Don't give those grave robbers any money.
>>26835408
Masters Stem degree would need to be the criteria, everything besides is pretty female dominated
>>26835034
>implying the two are mutually exclusive
>tfw she lives a few blocks away from me
>tfw see her occasionally
>>26835034
get near me whit that shit and I'll cave your face in, not a joke.
>>26835034
*takes bat a beats the roastie to death with it*
>>26835034
punch her right into her face and then pretend to rape her but stop after 3 seconds, look right into her eyes and say "I AM JOHN CENA!"
>>26835230
>unzips dick
Don't you mean
>*unzips pants*
>*dick falls out*
Retard
Looks like the type of bitch who would enjoy getting raped.
>>26836128
newfag/ledditor, fuck off
>disarm bat from her
>hold it against her throat until she's weakened from lack of air
>start groping her
>slide hand into her pants
>drop bat, slap her across the face
>make her beg for cock
