>always poke hole in the condoms when I fuck escorts
>look at the escort website
>the escort I fucked all the time with poked condoms is now pregnant
>mfw
>>26834392
your dad told me that's how you were born op
>start hooking up with neighbors' wives
>made sure to poke a hole in all condoms
>check facebook
>one of the bitches I fucked is pregnant
>mfw
>babby born
>dna test
>you get saddled with alimony for the rest of your life
Great job OP!
>>26834392
wew
wewbloxa
>>26834469
>implying hookers do DNA tests
>implying even if they did DNA test on the baby, they'd have to DNA test me too, which they most likely wouldn't
>implying I don't pin the condoms abroad all the time
did it all the time in SEA and South America. Would do it in Africa but I'm too scared to get da AIDS.
>>26834392
congrats, you're worse than a nigger
>>26834495
>implying you cant get superaids from from any hooker regardless of location
>>26834392
Can't they just get an abortion? Why would they publicize that on their site?
>>26834579
because neckbeards have a fetish for pregnant women and women have a natural instinct not to abort
>>26834392
which website? maybe we fucked the same hooker
>>26834469
that's not how dna tests work, unless she figures out OP did it
and even than I believe he can refuse depending on where he's from
>>26834392
enjoy your new std, friend
Link it already faggot
>>26834551
I kind of hope he does get AIDS.
Not for retribution because he impregnated hookers, but because of his smug attitude.
>>26834437
Enjoy that child support slavery.
>>26834437
I didn't even wear a condom when I fucked my neighbors wife.
>>26834469
>babby born
>proves that the hooker is it's mother but there's no clue about the father
nice job retard
My escorts always hold my condom to the light to see if it's punctured.
I never want to use their shitty Costco condoms.
I'd really like do this someday tho lel
>>26834495
>he thinks he can get HIV from fucking a hooker in the pussy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You would be safe doing it without a rubber, arguably, a hole ain't gonna do a huge difference.
See you on Maury, friendo.
>>26837865
>Janelle doesn't know which of these 153 men are her baby daddy
>Who will it be? Find out tonight on MAURY
>>26834495
Does holes in the condom actually work? I know its possible for that to cause pregnancy, but the chances seem low considering all factors. Why not just go in raw like nature intended?
>>26837964
Because then she'll know you're the father.
Also VDs and STDS
Bullshit, hookers always provide the condom for this very reason, now gtfo and go fuck an actual hooker
This man found a way to reproduce without raising kids!
Redditors hate him!
Tbh though I don't want kids, but still want to extend my blood line, so I'm probably gonna donate my spermies or something.
>"donate" as in inseminate my neighbor's wife
>>26838158
There is a website called known donor registry where you can privately donate sperm to lesbians that live nearby. I made an account for shits and giggles using my picture. I had at least a dozen messaging me wanting my dna juice. I noped the fuck out and deleted my account due to possible child support risks in the future fucking my shit up.
>>26838101
Wtf is that gif
>>26838389
Cells n shit
>>26838276
>Had at least a dozen messaging me wanting my dna juice
>DNA juice
But really, are you like a 9/10 or something?
>>26838276
we should have a contest of who can attract the most munchers
>>26834392
Dumb question, but let's say i have a child with a woman that im NOT married to.
Can i be forced to pay child support? To specify: i'm in Virginia.
>>26838463
>6'1"
>Blonde hair/ blue eyes
>thin/athletic body
They are probably more desperate for my genes than being attracted to my face as they are lesbians. And no sex is involved, you meet them at a hotel and jackoff into a cup and leave.
>>26834392
>>26834437
I'mm liking this meme
>>26838644
Well shit i'm not surprised, anon, just don't give away your..."DNA juice" and i'm sure you'll be fine
>>26838078
You're still risking getting an STD if you fuck with a poked condom
>>26838276
I probably can't do this because my children are at a high risk of autism/bipolar/schizo because my dad had me after 50.
But I am 6'2", 8/10 face, thin/fit, have a stem degree, barely any medical problems..
Maybe I can make a lot of money.
>>26838849
The father's age is irrelevant. It's your mother's age that determines these things.
>>26838644
>pay the ugliest nigger hobo you know to jack it into a cup
>tell them you did it in the bathroom prior to coming to the hotel since you're shy and can't get it up with them knowing you're jacking it right now etc etc
>they can't pin child support on you now and you also get payed some serious dough
And that is how we achieve a multicultural society free of hate, by having lesbians breed nignogs.
>>26836988
That would mean the wife would have to fess up to cucking her husband, which would mean no more mealticket.
>>26840453
Fuking gold m8. Underrated postbloxxbloox
>>26838849
since thousands of other guys are trying to do the same thing, not really. it's eggs that will bring you the big money
>>26839324
not true. studies have shown that the quality of a man's sperm degrades with age and increases the likelihood of birth defects and such.
>>26840453
>get paid some serious dough
no, not really
sperm really isn't worth much
>>26840676
100 bucks is pretty good m8
>>26840453
But they'd see that the jizz was from a nigger from the color
>>26841143
wait whato
>>26838276
I got banned from that website for being too ugly.
Smh
>>26834392
Proud of you, keep it up!
