>Anon I'm pregnant
>I don't think it's yours but I want you to raise it with me because I love you
>>26831140
Nope bye. Have fun being a single mother.
>>26831140
>ok
said no smart man ever.
Well I don't. I can help you pick a name though.
>>26831140
"maybe we should tell mom first, don't ya think?"
>>26831140
>Chad gets friend I liked pregnant when she lost her virginity to him.
>He flees the country a few months later.
>A few weeks later her mom and her show up trying to get me to marry her and raise the kid as my own.
>Laughed and cut contact.
>Other friends cut contact with me for refusing to be a cuck.
Still a kissless virgin though but at least I am not a cuck.
Are you kidding me??
I would GLADLY help her raise that kid. She's an 8/10 at the very least, and if she loves me then why go searching for another girl?
There's nothing wrong with raising someone else's kid as long you're doing it from when it's a baby. Honestly, there a no downsides to this.
it'satrap.jpg
>>26831293
>being a literal cuck
>no downsides
topkek
I would probably do it and hate myself till the day I died
>>26831278
>he flees the country
TOP FUCKING KEK
Chad is so awesome.
>>26831293
bait
also she loves you that much that she fucked another guy till his cum was oozing from her pussy?
>>26831293
>>26831314
I have no respect for cucks.
>>26831328
It's only sex, you fucking faggot. Her pussy isn't destroyed after having sex one time with some guy who isn't you.
Honestly, if a chick that hot told me she loved me and wanted me to raise a kid with her, I would.
Wew..
Sure let me pay extra money for another mouth to feed that isn't even genetically related to me.
>>26831353
the bait quality here
no guy would write that, GUYS WE GOT A TUMBLR WHALE HERE
>>26831293
I appreciate your service to r9k
without a person to argue against, what are we really here for?
>>26831207
kekkles xD
>>26831293
>thinks she actually loves him
>thinks she won't have sex with him a few times, if that, and then never let him touch her again
>thinks he'll be anything more than a glorified atm machine
>>26831372
I'm not from tumblr and I don't like feminists in the fucking least.
But you're seriously getting a package deal with this. An 8/10 gf and a kid who will genuinely see you as its dad. If she were still fucking some guy on the side, then yeah I could see your argument. But if she really loves me then I've won.
>>26831278
One more roastie with her shit fucked up
>>26831207
this is the only time one should consider it.
>>26831278
you did the right thing anon, being a KHHV is far less pathetic than being a literal cuck
>>26831353
shes soiled and not pure anymore, thats all. not worth it. you want both your bodies to bond without any mud in between. it has more than a mere physical meaning, but rather a very spiritual one. but yeah, not expecting a reddit fedora shitbag to understand.
>>26831557
Did you even read all of that autistic neckbeard shit you wrote?
And you're calling me Reddit? Sure thing, buddy.
>>26831353
It's not that her body is ruined. It's that she's trying to cuck you. The odds of her really loving you and not just making you into her betacuck provider are very slim.
Awh bby I love you too, finally you said it to my face.
But it was such a big surprise for me that I need a smoke rigjt now.
I'll go down to the store and grab a pack, brb.
>Tattoos
Instant no. I couldn't care less about anything else she's done in her life, because she's already committed the ultimate atrocity
>>26831293
This guy...
This is the guy.
Who the fuck are you?
My MALE finance would like to have a word with you.
Will wait till medical science allows to raise a spawn with both of our DNA, and thanks to him being Jewish, we have the money to get the procedure when it becomes available.
>>26831278
>make you marry her
What the fuck. That makes no sense.
People actually get ask you to be cucked like that?
>>26831293
She doesn't love you.
You will have to take care of a kid that isn't yours
She will likely never even be a good gf
Likely she will be abusive because she needs you but doesn't like you
The kid will grow up with the resentment he/her mom shows towards you.
You will be the single earner.
Clearly an unfit mother if she just gets knocked up without having planned it enough to get together and then cheat and impregnate herself.
>>26831293
Ayyyy here's your (You)
Pic related is also (You)
Hey roast...uhh, femanon. I have a better idea
>pic related
>>26831140
Man, you faggots are getting ridiculous with your cuckold fantasies. I know that's what you're trying to do, "anybody in a relationship is secretly being cucked and is into cuckolding, hahaha le funny epin maymay," and here you are penning these strangely elaborate cuckold fantasy posts.
Fuck. Off. Cancer.
