Have any of you banged hookers before? What's it like?
Yeah, I fucked your mom
Horrible, I don not recommend.
Unless you have a weird sex anxiety thing where you need to get it over with, I guess.
>>26834633
>upscale men
so she doesn't want niggers?
I fucked hookers a few times then spent several months worrying about STDs even though I wore protection.
Turns out I got nothing but it the anxiety was running high.
Fucking hookers would be great if you knew 100% for sure they were clean.
>>26834697
Bretty much, but this means she can pick and choose. Might take a black professional, pick up the business the other ones left.
>>26834633
the ones I got were pretty nice, very proffesionnal.
don't try to kiss her and don't take her whore roleplay seriously.
THEY NEVER LOOK AS GOOD AS THEIR PICTURE, I can't stress this enough.
>>26834633
I always get korean escorts because theyre so nice, cute and they never have ads that say things like 'no indians' also they tell me im handsome
>>26834633
I have. 6 different ones. 5 of them were absolute shit and a waste of money.
Only one has treated me right and knowing that she fucks at least 5 different guys every day fills me with jealously, rage and depression.
I might have fallen in love with this hooker well knowing that she fucks men for money.
She is now my baseline standard for hookers and haven't found one that even gets near her, which is good I guess since I'm not wasting money anymore.
>>26834633
I've thought about it often, but I think it would make things worse. The fact that I would have to pay a woman to get her to lay with me would make me wanna kill myself.
Lots of not great ones but if you manage to find a good one then keep seeing her. A good escort isn't easy to find tb.h
Not worth it
Years of fapping to hentai and the like will leave you unable to cum. At least, that's my experience
>>26836547
> Years of fapping to hentai and the like will leave you unable to cum.
This. It may also screw you over with shit like leaving you unable to keep hard / get an erection.
The vaginal/oral stimulus through a condom is nothing compared to your own hand. Hell, not even the raw stimulus is.
>>26834697
you would not believe the amount of these hookers/whores/escorts that openly put on their page "no black guys", "whites only", etc...
>>26834633
Was pretty shit, payed 50euro for 30 mins, it was more or less what I was expecting except she kept trying to talk to me and waste time and kiss me on the lips, kept saying oww slow down and having to lube up again so I kept losing momentum and taking longer to cum. I thought i'd be safe from the pointless chitchat because she apparently didn't speak english, she spoke english fine unfortunately.
She was terrible at blowjobs and kept scraping my dick with her teeth; if your profession is to suck a million dicks then you damn welll better be good at it.
>>26836256
poo in the loo phajitwacj1o1j2p312
>>26834633
It's a lot of fun. Just don't get used to it.
>tfw read hooker reviews on TER
>girl is cold and distant but cheap, so what the fuck
>she comes by, we chat, tells me I'm cute, get started
>I'm smiling while we fuck cuz I'm having a good time
>she closes her eyes cuz she says I have a pretty smile and it makes her smile
>I'm screwing with my shirt on cuz I don't want her hooker skin touching my normal person skin
> she pulls my shirt up and grabs at my back telling me "I want to feel you"
>she kisses me on the neck then stops and says sorry
>I say it's okay
>she says she doesn't do that
>cum
>chat some more, make her laugh, then she leaves
Not bad experience, desu
>>26837785
She was trying to get a better tip fgt
>be me
>fuck some apparently high up hooker thats sleeping with NFL coaches and players
>itsatightonejim.gif
>blow my load
>still hard and ready for round 2
>1 and done honey
>didnt even get a cleanup BJ
overrated and not worth real money tbqh
>>26836583
Blacks are universally cheap and violent. Any escort that accepts black customers is either too new to know better or to used up and desperate to be picky.
>>26834633
Hookers are people too.
If you're asking what it's like, it really depends. If you treat the girl like a sexual object, she is going to pick up on that, probably hate herself during the entire process, and will probably charge you extra if you want to fuck, especially if you come off as creepy, send her a lot of negative vibes. Also if you aren't clean, or if you smell like ass.
But if you have fun with the girl it can be pretty fun. Especially if you treat her like a person. Flirt around. Don't say anything too weird or creepy and you'll be golden. But then again I prefer to have fun with girls. So whatever floats your boat. In my opinion, it's really best if you just treat the girl like a person, be open and honest that it's your first time, especially if you've never been with a girl before. Tell her your nervous or whatever. Just be honest. She'll take control in that situation.
But it really depends on the girl. Each person is different. Also I wouldn't bother with a hooker that charges anything less than 150 for sex. Find a girl with standards and you'll avoid std's.
My 2 cents for the day.
>>26837885
still a good exp
Does anyone know about the hooker scene in Montreal? I go up there sometimes for extralegal shenanigans, and I've thought about it but never pulled the trigger.
>>26838144
Also, even though I'm sure people will call me a cuck, I'd love to hire an expensive escort and take her out to dinner before fucking, because I'm far too autistic to eat at restaurants alone.
>>26837946
1 and done
Probably fucked Peyton manning.
>>26837785
>>I'm screwing with my shirt on cuz I don't want her hooker skin touching my normal person skin
Kek
>>26837785
She always does that. Though I'm sure you've figured that now, just means she's good and knows how to work a guy.
>Friend gets a hooker
>They take turns
>I don't do it out of embarrassment and STD fears
>>26838630
>take turns
So multiple guys were fucking the same girl? There's no shame in not being part of that.
>>26838707
True. I "missed out" apparently but I don't wanna stick it in after someone else just blew their load in someone.
>>26838707
You realize that unless a girl is a virgin, multiple guys have fucked her right?
>>26838786
Yes, and I don't give a shit. But that doesn't mean I want to be hanging around naked with other guys and probably getting other peoples cum on me.
>>26834633
wtf is a upscale gentleman
>>26838786
Yeah but not one after the other usually, and even if she does (e.g. other clients leaving) it'd be awkward as fuck just waiting as your buddy who you've probably never seen naked fucks a girl next to you.
>>26838892
Rich man.
>>26838892
A white person.
>>26838892
Someone who can pay more than $100 an hour.
>>26838892
hooker code for "white guy with money"
>tfw attractive females can spread their legs for an hour and make more money than I do in a week
>>26839028
get out of my thread yank
I only fucked hookers Tbh
Most of the time is bland and boring sex, but if you find a good one it can be lots of fun
>>26838892
>no one said elliot.
Anyone fucked a hooker up the ass? How was it? Do they charge extra?
