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Enjoy your last day of work until your mandatory X-mas holiday, wagecuck.
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>>25194658
This is what wagecucks must do.
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>>25194722
stop samefagging your posts
it really ruins the fun
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>>25194961
>2 replies
>3 posters
Why are wagecucks always BTFO and use the same arguments over and over again? I think sockpuppeting was your best tactic. Go back to it. It's also the funniest due to how desperate you guys are to prove you are have not been BTFO.
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>>25194658
I'm already on Vacation faggot. Soon I'll be leaving for a two week vacation to go skiing in Vermont because I'm not poor.
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>>25195176
I'm surprised you even get how it works, normie
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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0mvqYkpsG

>tfw I get to play guitar 10 hours day since not wageslaves
>tfw wagecucktards who want to play guitar only get 20 minutes a day if their nagging gf even lets them buy one

Here's something for the holidays cucks
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>>25194658
>normies actually start these threads still

robots that belong here ignore these threads only normies actively participate
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>>25197077
>normie music from a normalcuck

no thanks
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>>25197090
>implying I'm a normal cuck
>implying I'm not a impotent middle aged man who belittles teens 18 hours a day on an anime imageboard while bragging about his lack of sexual partners
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>>25197182
>implying you aren't posting about how happy and fulfilled you are compared to wagebots

you need to leave normie nobody wants you here you are not welcome here
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>>25197283
NEET wizard master race kid, I can't help mclovin it.

Keep chasing those $$$ and whores though...I'm sure there's a pot of shekels at the end of the river of sewage you call life! :)))))
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>>25197347
>not having sewage for a life

well, normie, you can go post to your thousands of facebook normalcuck friends about how you totally told off a miserable robot, normalcuck, but you, a cuck amongst normies, still doesn't fit in here you have no friends here you are not welcome here
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>>25197077
Self-taught people are always delusional about their skills. They lack even elementary technique and are usually tonedeaf.
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>>25197617
>implying you can even play an instrument

Delusional wagecucks at it again :)))

>I'd be so much better at guitar if Mr shekelstein didn't make me work 20 hours a day! ;_;
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>>25194658
>tfw i get 160k a year
>tfw i know everyone at my job and party with them
>tfw i get 4 weeks off whenever i choose
>tfw i get weekends off
>tfw i get this whole week off to post in these manchildren threads
>tfw i know no chinese cartoon watching subway cock sucking fags will reply to this because of jealousy
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>>25197712
I'm actually a real musician. A pitiful tonedeaf neetcuck like you has nothing on me.
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>>25197378
nobody cares sadcuck, kill yourself.
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>>25197283
If you're happy and fulfilled, you don't belong here. COMFY NEET pls go
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>>25197754
>>tfw i get 160k a year
>about 100k after taxes
Good goy! if you save for 20 years you might have 500k!
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>>25197942
160k after taxes neetboy
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>>25197968
>160k after taxes neetboy
Ok not gonna lie, that's decent. Are you in finance?
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>>25197942
I get something similar. I make more money whole taking a shit at work than you get autismbux all week. Enjoying the glorious life of a poorfag?
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>>25198003
It sucks being poor, but being a wageslave sucks even harder. I know from experience.

And yes 100k after tax is still wageslaving imo cuz you can only retire after 30 years or so.
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>>25197991
nah
>>25198044 see >>25197968
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>>25198044
>from experience

So you have only ever had shit tier mcjobs. My job is intetesting, relaxing, and highly paid. Why the hell would I want to switch over to a neet life?
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>>25198114
Why not invest in your own business?
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>>25198044
No, if you play your cards right, 100k per year can retire you in about 5-10 years. But you have to be smart about it.
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>>25198202
>retiring with 1 mil
Ok kid
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>>25198150
One day eventually. For now I will still gain experience and networking through work.
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>>25197754
Wagecuck those 4 weeks out of 12 month is sure a good way to live your life, enjoy 2 free years out of your miserable wagecuck life
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>>25194658
NORMANS ARE FORCED TO WORK DURING THE HOLY DAYS OF THEIR RELIGION
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>>25198210
Don't believe me? Check it out.

www.earlyretirementextreme.com
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>tfw interview today at a developer shop I want to work at
>tfw it went well and they liked me
>tfw nice casual work environment
>tfw well paid

Neetbros need to stop being jealous of wagelords. I don't mind having some of my tax money go towards your tendies, bros. You need it more than I do :^)
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>>25198324
Enjoying living like a poorfag, not being able to afford anything?
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testing cuck 1,2

wageslaves finally get to see all their hard work reward with the ultimate consumerist holiday!
Buy buy buy! the t.v. says so.
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>>25198428
I can afford a ps4. You can't. You can't even afford to feed yourself, your mom does that for you. What a glorious life that must be.
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Joke's on you. Mr. Shekelstein said to me this morning: "Anon, we don't need you next week, take some holidays!"
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>>25198479
Mad wagecuck detected
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>>25198479
I feed myself with the abundance of foodstamps i commandeered from you. Remember when your paycheck was lessened involuntarily? That was me
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>>25198479
I don't live with my parents, I have my own full apartment. I don't need you to understand how I live my life, wagecuck. Just keep giving me that delicious money from your wages. You don't have a choice anyways, you'll be sent to prison if you don't give me my money. The government is backing me up on this.
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NEETs are lower than Nigs. At least they don't breed.
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>don't have to work during the holidays
>still getting paid for 8 hours a day
>probably not going to go back to work until I go out of town on the 5th
>flight paid for, get to stay in a nice hotel, all my food is paid for, full access to the spa in the hotel so I can get unlimited free massages

Life's gonna be pretty good for the next little while, I honestly wish I could just work out of town and live in hotels all the time
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>>25198633
au contraire mon wagecuck
we are breeding and mating with your wives and girlfriends while you are at work doing the menial tasks demanded of you.

we just aren't paying to support the kids. that's where you come in.
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>>25198617
The government is giving me far more than it is giving you. It's giving me transport infrastructure (that you don't use), govt services (that you don't use), education for my kids (that you will never have), subsidies and grants for my business, and so on. You, on the other hand, get nothing but paltry foodstamps and autismbix. How does it feel to know that even your sole source of support cucks you?
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Why are there so many mad wageslaves on here? Are there really that many normies now? I knew that most robots were wagecucks but there's absolutely no reason to 'brag' about it.
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>>25198676
What are things that never happened, Alex? Unless you lived in Japan for the last half decade.
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>>25198716
yes, i mean I specifically am the neet that was interacting with Your particular female acquaintance imageboard wagecuck.

get smarter or you're gonna get fired.
i'm telling you this as a friend.

i've never been to japan (the wageslave capital of the world) but there are plenty of fit neets there cucking the wagies. they call them Dickikomori
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How do NEETs deal with relatives at Christmas parties asking things like "so Anon, you working yet?", "how's school going, Anon?", and "got a girlfriend?" Followed by the inevitable disappointment and shame your answers bring?

Or have mom and dad just stopped making you go at this point so they can just lie and say you're a successful patent lawyer two states over?
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Jokes on you faggot! I'm working Christmas day AND new years eve/day!

Hahahahaha!

...I want to die.
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>>25198808
I just act drunk and give them an answer like "I'm going to become a fucking spaceman!".
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>>25198716
>What are things that never happened, Alex?
Who is this?
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>>25198808
>Hey anon, you working yet?
Why yes actually. I've been juggling between writing my symphony and working on a physics theory i think I've discovered.

>How's school going anon?
I'm actually learning to program right now, it's going great!

>Got a girlfriend?
I'm actually helping my wagecuck neighbors wife with yoga (if you know what I mean).

So how's working at the helium factory wagecuck?
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>>25198808
just tell them about your many neet accomplishments such as any new books, plays, operas you've written lately or about the volunteer work you do
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>>25198369
>www.earlyretirementextreme.com
>howtolivelikeapoorfag.com
Well go ahead bud, why not just go homeless while ur at it?
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My boss is paying me to take a week off. I earn 2500 sterling a week. That's more than neets "earn" in 2 months. Next year I have 6 more weeks of holidays which I get paid for not including public holidays and Christmas. I'm going to use those to go skiing, go to Barbados and go to stay in family's villa in Italy because they're not poor like your parents. Then I have an annual conference in Tokyo where my boss will fly me business class and pay for my hotel. I'll have loads of free time between going to factories and fancy dinners so I'll go sightseeing for a few days.
I'm sure you'll have lots of things to do between collecting benefits and learning another language you'll never use because you're too poor to travel.
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>>25197865
>I'm a real musician belieeeeve meeeee
>I'm better than youuuuuu since I get cucked 10 hours a daaaaaay

Lmao no evidence enjoy your bosses dick and nig s fucking your gold digger fiance you fucking queer

Brb gonna enjoy a delish subway sammie and busk with my guitar to get some jailbait poontang.
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>tfw cop
>tfw i have to work chrsitmas day

Have to kill my christmas spirit by spending the whole day dealing with drunks and kiddy beaters.
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NEETcucks & wagecucks alike should learn some ways to make their own money their own way. No sadsack dependence on the nanny state, and no aggravating dependence on some company for your income. See:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fNKm4sfayM
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>>25198808
>Last Christmas
>Knew this was going to happen
>Bought 3 tubs of chocolates for the family
>Pretended it was a gift to them
>Put them on the table in such a way that it blocked my face
>Nobody spoke to me at first
>Eventually hear a voice from behind the chocolate boxes
>Its my grandmother
>''Anon, why don't you have a job yet?''
>panic as I didn't expect to be spoken to from behind the chocolate boxes
>Start pretending I am the chocolate boxes
>''I have a job! FEEDING YOU WITH MY CHOCOLATE GOODNESS, THERE IS FUDGE IN HERE FOR YOUR GRANDMA!"
>table falls silent
>everyone looks at me
>'did anon just pretend to be a box of chocolate? God why is he so difficult'
>I feel bad
>mumble "because chocolate has social anxiety"
>silent for the rest of the meal, nobody talks to me
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>>25199598
hahahahahahahahaha FAGGOT.
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>>25194658
I will, NEETKEK
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>>25198808
NEETs can't answer this without thoughts of suicide.
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>>25199598
Holy fuck that was cringy.
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>work fulltime
>Bout to file taxes
>boss says he bought me a tax agent for the end of 2015 fiscal year
>invites me to party
>get tired this week from partying so much
>can afford to buy clothes whenever and still go to parties looking like an asian male tourist

Feels good
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>>25199179
I'm a paramedic and I work on Christmas. Maybe we'll run into each other
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I still don't understand this forced meme:

>NEETs or fake NEETs try to convince current or former NEETs how awesome it is to be a NEET.

You're talking to people who literally know exactly what it feels like to be a NEET, who are you really trying to fool? The only posters on 4chan that were never NEETs themselves at one point is probably <1%
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>>25201434
It's just a stupid shitty meme, though not worse than the fucking normalfags who get legit offended by it and post in the threads with shit like "LOL URE PATHETIC U DON HAVE A GF XD"
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>>25198930
"okay, so where the fuck are my presents then? where's your money to prove you're doing so well?"
They couldn't give a shit about that, they just want you to buy them something and forget about it until their birthday.
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