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WTF you want for Christmas familia?

>Post Amazon wishlist
>Get gift from another anon

Yeah Cuckmas is tomorrow, but who cares?! It's the thoughts and feelings that count!
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Follow these steps to post amazon wishlist!
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If someone actually posts something under 15$ they want, I'll actually buy it for you.
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if you are from mexico I can buy you something not too much expensive.
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(amazon url) MOMW86HNZ0FQ
why not
I have no money to return the favor but can buy someone something off steam, i have store credit there
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>>25189953
>tfw Australian so no anazaon
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Itd be nice if I could get this.
Fuck it, it keeps thinking its spam
just add the bottom code to the amzn link shit.
2J8MJ1PD5GBF2
Merry Christmas everyone.
Why does the system think this is spam.....
Wtf it still thinks its spam, captcha, get your shit together.
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>>25190897
The Things They Carried is my favorite book, if I can't get you that I'll get you Have Spacesuit Will Travel.
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>>25190981
Oh dude, thank you a lot. I love that book too but lost it in a move.

Got a Steam ID?
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A shirt would be much a appreciated.
Anything really.

Also, r8 list
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Doesn't it show you guys my name or where I live if I do that? I'd be willing otherwise since I'm broke and probably gonna be alone.
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you guys need to add your addresses to your lists so people can ship stuff to you

lopez is the only one who did
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>>25191103
w-where did it say my name anon?
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>>25191029
I'll buy you the fuzzy slippers, I think I need to like manually type in your address though...
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THIS IS HOW YOU FILL IN YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS
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>>25191197
I believe it does it manually or something, so that others do not actually see your address.
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>>25191268
>>25191197
It should already be in there if he had an address with the list. It'll tell you his full name and town, though.
It's why I haven't posted mine.
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>>25191281
>Posted Steamid a while ago in this thread
>Deleted it after realizing I would die if anyone I knew saw it
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>>25191281
That's ok. I have a generic name.

Just change the name anon.
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>>25190981
>>25190897
>>25191223
Fixed my address
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U55QN4MCTO9U

Ah, short and full of junk, but worth a shot. I can buy someone something small!
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>>25191306
>Just change the name
I might do that. Problem is that I live with other people and if they got to a package with some random name on it first they'd probably just take it to the post office. And if I told them it was mine they'd wonder what it was and why my real name wasn't on it and then I'd have to either lie or tell them that I used a fake name while begging on a tibetan amphibian analysis messageboard.
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Here's mine:
/w/31JD04OSONIQC

I live in Japan.
Ah I doubt anyone would be willing to ship here
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>>25191360
desublox
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I need a miniatures drill to bore out the gun barrels on my Warhammer models. They're like $10 on Amazon
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from George Michael
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>>25191480
I need a dildo so I can actually do butt stuff when I masturbate.
>gay
>too ugly to get laid
>no toys
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>>25191488

CAN'T WAKE UP lNSlDE
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>>25191516
Shits great senpai. Get one.

These are the ones i'm eyeing right now.
http://www.amazon.com/Adams-PleasureSkin-Cock-Inch-Natural/dp/B0001FUWLG/ref=sr_1_72?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1442522849&sr=1-72&keywords=CYBERSKIN&refinements=p_36%3A1253518011
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00VE80WU0?keywords=dildo%20suction%20cup&qid=1448501148&ref_=sr_1_11&refinements=p_n_feature_keywords_two_browse-bin%3A7069108011&s=hpc&sr=1-11
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005UWLQEC?keywords=dildo%20suction%20cup&qid=1448500789&ref_=sr_1_4&s=hpc&sr=1-4
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B012HCWST4?keywords=dildo%20suction%20cup&qid=1448500789&ref_=sr_1_3&s=hpc&sr=1-3
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>>25191546
>posting long-ass search urls
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>actually having an amazon wishlist
normalfags and whores
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>>25191546
I had this one in mind. If I get enough Christmas money I figure I can order it along with something less lewd that I also want.
http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B005R2JJ76
Then if I can get to even one package before my brother or parents do, I can explain it away.
>movie or whatever comes in first and I get to it
>hide it in my room
>they get to dildo first
>take it to room and open it
>"Oh it's a movie I ordered don't know why they put it in a box"
Something like that.
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>>25190863
Really? Cause that would be awesome. I'm a poorfag joining the military and could really use the Rite in the Rain stuff for basic.

/w/1WKDT3Y3VBTL7
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>>25191585
I don't understand your logic but I'm pretty sure many anons here just made a wishlist for this occasion
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>>25191585
It's to keep track of the stuff I'm gonna buy eventually, faggot-kun.
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>>25191585
I would've guessed that normies and whores go outside to buy shit, instead of ordering them on the internet
>I now realize I'm taking bait
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I'm broke and have nothing to give.

Please imagine yourself getting a big christmas hug from me. It should last a couple seconds and include a pat on the back and me telling you that I want you to be happy.
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>>25191629
This, quite frankly. I have a really poor memory so I add things I eventually want to it. Then I don't have to worry about forgetting something. Same reason I use a tv show tracker app.
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>>25191590
Looks nice. $5 more than i'd pay.
From experience, it looks like the type of thing to slip out quickly though desu
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>>25191694
I really just want something decently-priced that I can work in and out easily and hide easily. It seems like it's kind of flatter than most, if you get what I'm trying to say. Like maybe I could hide it under a mattress easily after cleaning it.
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bump?

original comment is original
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I don't want anything for myself.

If one of you guys would help me buy my little cousins a few shopkins, I'd appreciate that.
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Seems silly to expect anything but I'll leave it here anyway. Maybe one day I can return the favor, when I'm not a useless unemployed faggot.
4chan thinks it's spam so I put it in here.
http://pastebin.com/p9x6eAab
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i'm poor as fuck and i'm late but still dreaming.

/27GESCVP0RCGD
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>tfw you'd like a $7.50 Steam game
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>>25192255
Which one, out of curiosity?
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would appreciate it if a kind anon could get me something, I am feeling really sad right now

lost my dad in feb, my sis is in jail, and my mom disowned me, so it's a bit lonely for me all on my own

1D1S69R13NKKI
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/w/1MEKY6E13O8CD

really if someone buys me something off my wishlist, i'm going to fucking kill myself after returning a secret favor
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>>25191029
Anon, I bought you the fuzzy bear slippers. They are so cute.

15 bucks for a year's worth of feeling like a good person. What a steal!
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>>25192476
That reminds me, I need to order some new ones for myself when I get Christmas money. The ones I had fell apart pretty bad. Probably because my toilet was leaking for six months so I was wearing them all the time to keep my socks dry.
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>>25192476
Aw FUCK. YEAH.

So excited. I've been wanting them for months. My old ones got too old and wore out as well. I've been walking on cold tile barefoot.
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>>25192317
Oceanhorn.

Figure it's the most realistic I could get (due to price) on my wishlist that I'd actually play through, or put a lot of hours into.
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This is literally all i want.
/386I4LY2IN3RN

just these. nothing else. please give me normal shirts to fuckin wear.
im a small
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And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
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>>25193230
Sometimes death is for the best. Better than living on just to suffer.
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Does it tell you the person's name who buys it for you? I want to remain anomalous.
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I wish I could join this but I don't have any money to spend on anyone and it seems rude to ask and not give anything back.
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>>25192819
Doesn't even come up with anything
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>implying r9k is capable of a secret santa
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>>25193316
It does not.
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>>25193463
It worked last year.. sort of.
Tons of people went through making multiple different wishlists and submitting them over and over again, a lot of people ended up getting 2-3 things and almost everyone got nothing.

I'm still salty that I posted my wishlist like 6 times, but for some reason the guy running the pastebin just refused to put me on it for some reason even though he had three wishlists on it.
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Wait. If I make a whishlist on Amazon some of you gaylords might actually buy me shit
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>>25193463
it's happened before
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Bump!!!!
bloxing
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The time is now anon!!
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4MU9586047J6

Thanks fellas. Getting paid today so I'll return the favor
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Just remember, if you post your URL try to get something for someone else ok?
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>>25189953
I want a... qt honest gf that loves me.
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registry/wishlist/2SZYOYWFCO0P3

You should be able to add this to an Amazon link and use it, I'm gonna go buy someone something off theirs.
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Thanks guys, poorfag here.

B004MWJRR4
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>>25196172
Heres the whole link:
http://amzn.com/B004MWJRR4
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>tfw not murican or european
>poorfag
>cant get amazon gifts
>even steam games are region blocked
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>>25192404
I don't have my card on me rn but I'm going to try and remember to buy you something when I get home. What would you prefer to get?
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Blessings to you and your family if for some reason you decide to subsidize my neet existence.
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If some one want to buy me game
Squad or Age of Empires II HD: The African Kingdom will be cool
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198097550372
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>>25189953
Damn I don't have an Amazon wishlist, so I thought about making one because I know I could think of some small, little things that would make me happy and then I realized I don't have an address....
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I would only gift if I knew I wasn't gifting to a female
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Uh, s-sorry if there's any mistakes on the list. I'll just like someone to buy me at least one of these things, though. Slowly working into self-improvement with managing my stress and getting into my plant hobby.
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>>25192090
whats your details?
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>>25197075
Anon I'll post my dick and time stamp if you gift me
its only 10 bucks
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I can't get any of these links to work?
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>>25197405
pic very related

the robot is both a blessing and a curse. it does piss me off though
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Still get this on az page:

Looking for something?
We're sorry. The Web address you entered is not a functioning page on our site
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>"anon you want a toy?"
>"haha you want girls toys for christmas"
>"wow, who actually wants chink shit?'
>"fuck man, i knew you were a fag"
well, you gotta hope, right? /w/2RGQ59ZNNN3G
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>>25197578
fixed now.
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>>25197578
>>25197536
theres a different url for wishlists
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>>25197608

damn thing changes and have to change back for every one. grrrrr
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>>25189953
I just want a tenga to keep me happy...
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> What do you want for xmas, anon?
> "dunno, just get me cash or giftcards"
> secretly want some sweet nerf guns
> don't want to ask for them like an autist

help me anons, you're my only hope.

wishlist/10TAIE2YB1SAD/
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>>25197319

Where's the dikpics?
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also, who PlebbitSS here?

Last year I spent $500 on my SS, this year I decided to split it amongst four people :^)

even though I only got a T-shirt twice again this year
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>>25197854

three*

Only one of them was a fellow robot, also one of them felt like a female so I only sent $20 worth. So make that two.
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>>25197854
I don't bother with the regular SS, I only do it within some of the smaller communities because there is less chance of getting ripped off.
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>>25197900

True, people really just make accounts now and wait till Christmas to use them to make it look like they have one one acc.
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>>25197722
R-right here
/w/3VJX6RPUICQST
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>>25192404
>1D1S69R13NKKI

Cheer up! A gift is on the way!
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I bought someone a craft mat last year so I don't think its totally unreasonable to post it this year.

id appreciate anything

amazon uk 27GRH3N0CNBD1
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ill buy an anon something that costs under $6.78 (free, or including shipping)

i know its not much, but its what i can do
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Grandma makes poppy seed muffins every year for me for Christmas, and she passed away in the summer. It would truly mean a lot to me and my family if you could help me in these rough times. We are trying to relive and celebrate her memory.
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Have a great christmas everyone! :3

.de SLASH registry SLASH wishlist/79F0FQZ8J85H

also if theres an amazon.de user here i will buy you something cheap senpai (will check the ones posted already now)
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>>25197943

>It's only $10


Who's next?
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>>25198243
holy shit anon thank you thank you
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>>25198271

No prob,

also you don't have to post dicks, anything that proves you're a guy is sufficient.
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>>25198191
its me again

if youre on amazon.de and reading this: post your list senpaitachi

cant buy shit for .com and .ca users :/
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>>25198243
]/w/52EJETLQVP8E
The banana pangea food please. My little pet hates his food but I cant afford to pick up the good stuff.

Heres a pic of my big hairy ass arm with the gecko on it.
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Somebody buy me a vidya and I will I don't know, drop trip for a week? What can I even do besides be incredibly thankful, anyway ^_^
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>>25198312

I see no time stamp
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Why not

12723QSCDYNG6
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>>25192119
>1YCYD0XXAL0XT
You're welcome
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>>25198378
Gecko is in his tank and asleep right now.
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I will be a whore
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>>25189953
I JUST WANT A QTP2T GF FOR CHRISTMAS JESUS CHRIST SANTA IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD
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.com/0553283685

someone buy me Hyperion please PLEASE it's only five dollars
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>>25198430

Alright who's next?
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>>25198556
.com/0553283685

only fivo dolla only gaijin
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>>25198556
You didnt want you to buy the ledge too.
You're awesome.
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>>25196418
bought you some pencils
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>>25197587
it doesn't work, are you sure you set it to public?
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>>25198556
there are a lot of people who posted their list already and probably left the thread. It would be a cool present if they suddenly got something after forgetting about this thread :)

just an idea
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I'm from Mexico but I only want cards written by you
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>>25198632
/w/2RGQ59ZNNN3G

fixed anon
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>>25198658


>Just an idea

>>25197075
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>>25198662
ill write you a card anon, details?
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>>25198684
>Encouraging sluts to slut around for free shit
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Fuck it. I've got some cash. Someone reply to me with a wishlist and I'll buy something.

Merry xmas and all that shit. Might as well share my big NEETbux about.
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>>25198669
more ink doujins when
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>>25198722

>Not encouraging men to do what women do on a daily basis for free shit
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>>25198724
>>25198191
senpai have a good christmas :3
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>>25198724
.com/0553283685

I'll get beat with a metal chain if I can't ace a quiz on Hyperion.
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>>25198724
okay >>25198462

original spoiler donut steal
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>>25198750
One guy posted an arm.
You're just trying to get women to strip for you and enabling them to be sluts.
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>>25198812


>Being this dumb
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I'm a simple man and I love everyone here.

11FS2WM4J1Y0M
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>>25198690
http://pastebin.com/b5jpUHHK
thanks anon
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>>25198753
I don't really use Amazon much, how do I get it to ship to you?

>>25198762
Merry Chirstmas wagecuck
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>>25198724
I'd greatly enjoy the second game listed. Even if you don't have a Steam account, I can make a throwaway email and you can send it to that as a gift, either way.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/rosharan/wishlist
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>>25198851
thank you, father neet
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>>25198724
/1VH02Y01X62WO

Thank you anon!
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317SN7FPZFE5N

>spent like 200 bucks on anons last year
>got a fuck-awesome coffee machine thats lasted me still
>makes the best coffee I've ever had

Whoever you were anon I still love you.
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>>25198883
Oceanhorn?
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>>25198912
Yessir. It's the cheapest game that I've wanted for a while that I think is realistic enough to actually have gifted to me.
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>>25198743
anon my savior thank you
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>>25198928
Right I think I'm going to have to add you to gift you it. If someone adds you in a minute, just accept it.
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>>25198959
You can do that or purchase as a gift to an email address; whichever is easier for you. I'll be on the lookout.
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>>25198928
Actually fuck it, just give me an email.
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Why not. I really want the top game on my wishlist but I don't have enough money to eat over xmas.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/somebitch/wishlist/
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>>25198977
[email protected]
Go for it.
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>>25198994
Profile is private bro
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>>25198896
>the fleshlight in your wishlist

I wish I had enough money to buy it for you.
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>>25198724

Sorry I didn't see your post. I'm

>>25198994

It might be too expensive though? idk what your budget is

either way, you are a cool guy.
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>>25198931
I'm nobody's savior, just a passing-through anon
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>>25199006
done

by the way tell your gf she'll be getting my neet dick for christmas
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>>25198994
>>25199010

I unprivated if you are still around and feeling charitable. Thanks for looking anyway!
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3N7KN5PIRZZ16

Would love anything on this list. I feel pretty shitty this year because my parents are too broke right now to get me anything, and I'm too broke to get them or my relatives anything. If any kind anon decides to get me something, just know it really means a lot to me.
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/U55QN4MCTO9U

make a femanon's holiday wishes come true lmfao
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>>25198724

/2N1FRLK5NGIE5

bruh, I would love it if you got me anything from my list. I need any one thing from this list and my christmas would be perfect.
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Hello generous anons
any of these would be really nice http://steamcommunity.com/id/belaruse/wishlist
but especially nice would be this http://store.steampowered.com/sub/28987/
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>>25198724

Might as well try
amazon it RJAIBO6VH4TD7

Not a weeb, I actually need them for uni but can't afford them at the moment
Even just the novel would be really nice
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I know it's Steam, but...
steamcommunity.com/id/genderfluidpansexual - CAESAR KOLIA

I'll post something lewd...
The cheapest games are below 5 euros.
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>>25198724
A tad expensive, but if you're feeling particularly nice...
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sage7042/wishlist/

Either way, thanks for doing this m8.
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I hate it when you have to pack so many gift in your luggage!
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>>25189953
If anyone could buy me something on my wishlist I would be incredibly grateful and will worship you
:3
http://steamcommunity.com/id/d4rkph03n1x/wishlist/
P.S. Not richfag, just bought all my games with 30 bucks I found during the steam summer sale.
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1PP812NQPC1G3

Are frogs allowed in this thread?
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/wishlist/3SRWZ425VHUY1

Weeb faggot here,

I can't go NEET otherwise my Dad will throw me out of the house, spent the last of my money on Christmas gifts, why are there no jobs?

Please
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Last year someone got me a mouse and i really appreciate it

i think i said i'd try to stop being neet if they did, and 3 jobs and a visit to the psych ward later im still a neet im sorry for failing you
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>>25199132
profile private
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Posting mine, everything I want is pretty much under $15. Will look through the thread and buy someone something. Happy Holidays my robot friends.
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>>25190896
R7UGOU4M8NJR please, hermano
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>>25199149
Unprivated if you're still feeling generous
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>>25199099
Did I mention I'll post something lewd ?

Pretty please, it's almost christmas and I need some feelgood...
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>>25192253
I see someone bought a 4 gig Xbox 360
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>>25199192

Please nobody buy this person anything.
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R7UGOU4M8NJR someone please, all i want for christmas
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I'd like a bond for old school runescape if possible. My usernames lx73xl just add me on rune.
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a-am i too late senpai?

amazon de 1E2OQ724NQWLV

you would really make my year suck less and i'd appreciate it a lot
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haven't seen any britbongs in here but fuck it, willing to get anything below 15. also think the code shows up different for bongs so i hope i don't fuck anything up like usual, might need to add in .co.uk manually since spam filter is cucking me

wishlist/1BDGOWRDXCW3EE
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>>25199231

I'm a britbong!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/somebitch/wishlist
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>>25199199
But friend, times are tough.. If I had the money I'd be buying you all whatever you'd like, but fate's put you with the money and me on the needy side.
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What are you doing on christmas? For me its just my cat and me
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>>25199231
I am see
>>25197995

did it last year.
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>>25199077
>>25199094
For some reason your wishlists aren't coming up for me.
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>>25199283
Sitting by my computer, like today. Some extra seasonal fapping, I guess ?
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>>25199294
Did you on amazon Italy?
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>all those interested fucks who otherwise would have told you to fuck off or insulted you now act nice because they want your hard-earned money

You don't deserve shit, you fucking rats.
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>>25199296
sounds nice.
>same here
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>>25199294
Alright isn't just you guys. I can't seem to get anyones to work for some reason. How do you bring up a wishlist from the codes again?
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as poor normie, i would love to have rocket league as xmas present becos my family doesnt celebrate it http://steamcommunity.com/id/lebrongems/wishlist
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>>25199294
how about mine ;^) >>25199083
pretty please
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Anyone want a game in the steam sale? Reply to this and I'll gift someone in next 10 mins
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>>25199324
amzn com /w/
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>>25199231
cant get your list to work?

did you make it public
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>>25189953
I would appreciate it if someone bought me a gift :3
http://steamcommunity.com/id/d4rkph03n1x/wishlist
Thanks in advance if you buy me anything, and have a happy Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanzaa/Yule/etc.
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>>25199350

I've already posted my list, but would really like this.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/somebitch/wishlist
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>>25199350
Please, friend.
steamcommunity.com/id/genderfluidpansexual - CAESAR KOLIA
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>>25199350
anything on my wishlist? http://steamcommunity.com/id/d4rkph03n1x/wishlist
Thx in advance bb
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>>25199350
steamcommunity.com/id/ravehime
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>>25199350
me please >>25199083

this is an original comment, truly
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>>25199353
Yeah, using that and nothing's coming up. Maybe their profiles are set to private.

If anyone else wants something link your amazon wishlist and make sure it's public you wagecucking fucks.
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>>25199350
You'd make my year.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sage7042/wishlist
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Alright guys, since I'm feeling slightly in the spirit, I'd like to buy one of you ANY anime statue/figure under $40 that you want.

Rules:
It HAS to be a statue of some kind. It must be of a cute girl/boy in cute clothes.
You MUST record a vocaroo saying "You can do it onii-chan" as cute as possible OR a picture of yourself in feminine clothes with timestamp.

Provide your Amazon wishlist and I will deliver.
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>>25199294
/w/2N1FRLK5NGIE5

try it now bruhhh
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>haven't gotten anything for the holidays for years
>finally a secret Santa thread
>everything I need/want is ridiculously expensive
i-its probably trollz anyway rite guise?
happy holly's and alladat
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>>25189953

/w/2NTG92BIN53T9

Anything on there would be greatly appreciated.

Please help a poorfag robot out, guys.
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>>25199350
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044196497/wishlist
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>>25199354
try deleting the gp part, i might have typed it in wrong though
1BDGOWRDXCW3E
>>25199287
not sure if it's just me being retarded or some kind of error but it's not showing up? how do i format the link
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/w/U6RIYAXL24S7

My hairline is getting to the point of no return. I saw my mom for the first time in 2 years a couple of days ago, and the second thing she says to me is "You have your father's receding hairline". It was dark too. She called my grandma and told her i'd need rogaine. I'll probably use it on my face as well. I'd be okay with bald if I had a beard.

The $20 steam card is because i'm $15 short of buying Dragon's Dogma on steam, i've been saving $5 here and there for a while. I'll have to sit in a McDonalds parking lot for a few days to download it, but it'll be worth it.

Alternative gifts would be a 1tb hard drive filled with games and anime because my internet connection is too bad to download anything very large, or the /jp/ recommended onahole. It was like $15 if I remember correctly.

>Every page on amazon takes 15 minutes to load
>I've been trying to piece this wishlist together for almost an hour
>Then internet shuts off completely when I try to post this

I'll post whatever pictures you need to feel comfortable buying me anything. Penis, hairline, whatever.
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Been wanting to read Antifragile but i would really appreciate any of these books.
3OYWCBF8507V3
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>>25199472
im the same person. both messages were me.

tried it again and nope. no luck.
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I just want the adapter and the controller f@m. Can't choose between the white or black one, your choice if you want to get
wishlist/3KK56W3QY0ZF0 This ain't spam plz I promise
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Help a bro out. Even some little thing would be awesome.

2HTN2WFC3WHG3

Will gladly post pics if I receive something and there's another thread.
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/w/R7UGOU4M8NJR
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044196497/wishlist
please, do it for a poorfag
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>>25199534
sorry, there should only have been one E at the end, does that fix it?
>>25199249
I don't have steam senpai ;_;
do you have a wishlist up instead mate?
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Yo, how do I send gifts to people if I don't have them added on steam?
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I would like Ride the Tiger by Julius Evola but it's like $20
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>>25199566
You speak German? I'm not fucking you over by getting you some nazi book am I?
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>>25199231
ignore this, i was being a retard after all

its amazon dot co dot uk slash registry slash wishlist slash 1BDGOWRDXCW3E
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I'll buy someone a video game that costs less than $10
post steam wishlist
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>>25199599

you can just add them
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>>25199602
i do speak german, all is well
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>>25199608
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044196497/wishlist
please senpai
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>>25199463
I added 2 more things.
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>>25199608
please dude >>25199083
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>>25199350
Eh why not steamcommunity.com/id/the42c0w
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>>25199633
Your profile is private man, nobody can see wishlist.
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>>25199427
Maybe in my case it's because you're using .com and not .it like I told, otherwise I'm prety sure it's public
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>>25189953
Last time I'm going to beg.
Please someone get me something on my wishlist.
I will worship you.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/d4rkph03n1x/wishlist
:3
Pls
thx bb
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>>25199649
You're getting Talos Principle
accept my FR
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>>25199698
I sent you a friend request, r
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>>25199629
tick tock wagecuck

which one of you wagecucks is next?
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/w/2N1FRLK5NGIE5

My amazon wishlist, not getting anything for christmas but I'm getting everyone else in my life something. poorfag. I don't want to turn this into me begging, but I just want someone to bless me with some of this holiday spirit.
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>>25199582

just this: /wishlist/1THTIOGIT8SL3

thanks for looking man, appreciated
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>>25199671
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044196497/wishlist
it's public now, thank you
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>>25199719

I'll repay you with kind words. <3

>>25199099
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>>25199736
I'll send you a game but I don't know how to do it unless I add you, so I've sent you a friend request.
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>>25199719
very nice, thank you man

I'm a NEET btw

I hope to return the kindness to some anons when i get some money
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Only one I will be getting gifts from are my parents. When I asked to just buy me some clothes they said they dont have money. Cant wait for my sister to get another ring for hundreds of euros or maybe a new car this time
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Someone get me a $30 xbox money card
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>>25199719
try this senpai
tinyurl com/orzf584
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>>25199710
thanks m8, accepted your fr
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>>25199756
>I'm a NEET btw

Ok well ignore the custom gift note on the package that calls you a hitler loving wagecuck cunt. sorry about that

>>25199745
nah fuck steam stuff. too much hassle
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Hello anon. I REALLY want the only game I have on my wishlist, cause I really want to play and meet people
I can also be your friend and play with your if you want!!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MunnyMoox/wishlist

Thanks
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>>25199736
Thank you very much senpai, i will accept you in a moment
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t b h i just want an onahole of some kind, if anyone wouldn't judge i figured it would be you guys

idk i put some ideas for cheap ones down here not picky t b h

.ca (slash) registry (slash) wishlist (slash) 2KM8W9EN2ZLOS

i'll try to help out any other ca anons i see
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ALSO giving away free copy of deus ex HR to first person to respond to this, post steam ID
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>>25199717
k bb
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>>25199786
>Ok well ignore the custom gift note on the package that calls you a hitler loving wagecuck cunt. sorry about that

i look forward to it regardless
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>>25199765
I don't speak Italian but I think it worked.

which one of you wagecucks is next?
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Who wants a Fallout 3 Xbox one code
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>>25199851
Yes, it worked
Thanks a lot fellow robot
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>>25199851
>>25199504
Please get me a book Father NEETmas
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>>25199786
>note on the package that calls you a hitler loving wagecuck cunt
I would frame this if I ever got it desu desu
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>>25199851
>note with hitler loving wagecuck
>mfw parents see this
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>>25199851
since you seem to like us germans, senpai
de 1E2OQ724NQWLV
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>>25199894
not letting me ship that antifragile book or whatever the fuck it is as a gift.
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>>25199851
Get me Xbox Live money card please sempai
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