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So I've always been a robot, but over the past two years
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So I've always been a robot, but over the past two years of work (was NEET until 21) have turned me into a semi functioning individual.

There is a 15 year old next door who is an absolute robot, and we've gotten on really well, he doesn't really have any friends apart from me so we talk about pretty much everything.

Today I saw him and he looked really chipper, the happiest I've ever seen him. I poked and found out he had lost his virginity to this local 31 year old woman that he has been very good friends with for a few months.

I'm genuinely happy for him, I really am, but I just don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore. I had used a prostitute once, so I'm not a virgin and felt like the more experience of the two, but now he has had genuine loving sex, something I've never had and probably never will.
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You fool no one Anon. You want that boipucci.
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>>25200327
this, op should enjoy that prime 15yo bp
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he doesn't sound like a robot to me..
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>>25200710

The women he was with was quite recluse, didn't have many friends but I met her quite a few times and she seemed nice enough.
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>>25200732
women are normie by default. It is impossible to lose if you are female.

Not to mention getting sex at 15 is very chad like. Good for him though I guess.
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>>25200798

He was a robot anon, he had so much spaghetti it was unbelievable.
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>>25200677
This. Don't be a fool OP.
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>>25201002
Exactly, he was a robot, and now he isn't.
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