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>making out with girl
>starts touching my dick
>dick is completely dead
>not a drop of blood in it
>constantly have to lead her away from my dick because i can't get hard
NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY....

i'm fucking 21 years old... if this happens again i'll just kill myself

also
>inb4 homo
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Happens to the best of us at some stage in life.

I was in the bed of a petite virgin who wished to remain a virgin - well vaginally.

She wanted me to fuck her ass and even tried sucking me with her tiny mouth but I was new to alcohol and couldn't get hard. I still can barely get hard when drinking either.

I made her come from fingering and eating her pussy though so I made up for it.
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>>29440436
Quit porn
commenterum origamu
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>>29440436
Feel any movement now, op?
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first time i tried i couldn't get it up, and even after a few successful runs, sometimes it'd just not work.

after a while it started being no problem though
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I never really understand how this is even possible.If I touch my dick and rub it a little it will get hard in max 1 minute(most of the time in a few seconds if I have an image/video).

And some people, are making out with a girl and can't get it hard???
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maybe you're a cuckold
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>>29440753
Well shit...
I guess we faggots now boys.
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>>29440436
I've been there, brother.

I got whiskey dick a few weeks ago when I had a chance to fuck a girl I've been trying to fuck for years. She was right there for the taking, ready for me to ravage her, and I just couldn't get hard.

We woke up next to each other in the middle of the night when I was finally able to get it up, but she was also drunk and not in the mood anymore sadly. She did help me jerk off, though, so it wasn't a total loss.
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>>29440436
It's okay anon. It's happened for me the first time every single time. 10 times. It's just the anxiety. The worst thing you can do is be all insecure about it. Next time it happens, let her feel it and play it off as you needing to be worked up in a playful way. Something like:

>You didn't think I'd be that easy, did you? If you want it you're going to have to work for it;)

75% of the time, works every time. She'll get super turned on by your confidence and try to straddle you or some shit. Although with one girl she went all the way to giving me head and I still couldn't get it up, so then she started referring to it as a gummy worm. Sometimes you just have to take a loss.
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>>29440753
Is that Bill Cosby?
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>>29440436
stop eating fast food all the time
I know you are not too young to be getting clogged arteries because I ate panda express every day for a year, and now i'm getting radiating chest pains
I'm 20 years old
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>>29440436
>if I get nervous again I'll kill myself

Uh, ok
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>>29440511
Well i'm 25 and still can't get hard on alcohol. Give me dudeweedlmao and i'll stay hard for 12 hours and cum thrice in doing so.
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