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Things your SO does that you hate
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>guy puts target creature I control at the top of my library
>makes me discard a card from the top of my library
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>>24824438
That's what you get for hanging around blue players faggot.
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which color is best for friendships?
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Literally anything but blue or control. Everyone hates control players and finds them boring because the only have one win condition that is via a planeswalker or some creature that swings in while you can't do anything but watch it.

I'd rather deal with burn than control.
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>boyfriend has 4 of these in his deck
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>Can't relax
>Good at strategy games that make me feel very stupid (But I am way better at cracked out racing/fighting games or anything that requires good reflexes, so I guess it balances itself out)
>Just doesn't know when to stop arguing
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>>24825738
>tfw innistrad will never be new again

What a great set.
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Post your mtgfu
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Keep going with the tears over blue, I'm almost there.
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>>24825930
>praetor
>waifu

Shit waifu.
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how do I do with decks that keep forcing me to return creatures to my hand?

I can't keep burning and exiling things forever.
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>Playing Magic 2014 on my computer
>custom game, random decks 1vAI
>Random blue deck with illusions (Mind Maze)
>20 turns in, drew 2 fucking creatures vs chandra's red deck (Firewave)
>Held out this long because of a few good spells and claustrophobia
>Lose anyway
>"Okay, just a shit game. I'll play another with my favorite green deck (Chant of the Mul Daya) so I can stop being so frustrated"
>Draw nothing but creatures, only get 1 land so I can't get out any of them or my other cards that summon more lands
>Get wrecked in like 6 turns by AI
Still love the game, but damn that fucked me up all day.
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>>24825843
but anon, we're returning to innistrad this summer, it'll be a whole new block with all of the nostalgia of oldistrad
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>>24826392

Chant of the Mul Daya is my favorite deck, but goddamn if you do not start with 3 lands, explorer, heart expedition, you are going to have a bad time.
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>>24826625
It's probably my favorite as well. It can be so damn satisfying to win with 10+ creatures 100+ life and making them sacrifice all their cards with Annihilator. It That Betrays is a really cool card too, that i've only been able to use well once or twice. I also really like the gimmicks of the Sliver deck and Guardians of Light, but they're absolute shit against most decks because their strategy is so fragile. Red, blue, and black in particular can all fuck up your plans very easily.
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When he does this to play another Dark Ritual and has 5/4 creature by the 2nd turn
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>when this creature comes into play destroy/exile target creature
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top4'd a teams tournament w/ 50+ people, v cozy
getting into pauper, gonna cast teachings forever
familiar seems cool too
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>>24824438
SO?

Section Officer? Selected Omnipresence? Strategic Official?

I have no idea what you're talking about OP
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>>24828859

SO as in significant other. Someone you're dating.
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>>24829030
Da... ting...? Is that like... actually talking to someone?
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>>24829048

you're not funny

mookblox
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>>24829132
You're confusing me, anon
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>make a deck out of this and hangarback walker
>neckbear friend makes a red black deck with like 20 kill-spells

Why
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>>24824438
You're a fucking casual, you're not discarding unless it's from your hand, also, the only format this could actually happen is limited, and I don't think bfz has a decent mill effect that doesn't exile. You're a stupid gamer gurlllll and are complete cancer.
At least I actually make money off magic when I play.
>inb4 neckbeard
I'm not, just sick of this shit.
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>>24824438
>When they sowing salt my towers and I don't have a ghost quarter up.
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>Girlfriend has 4 of these
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If I didn't remind him, my boyfriend would go a week without showering. Sometimes when I'm annoying him, he will sit/lay on top of me.

He's 6'5 and weighs around 260. Lays on me until I stop annoying him.

Idiot.
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>tfw Nissa landfall deck
How casual am I bros?
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shes extremely reserved shy and sweet
but she used to be a whore
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>>24824438
AWW YEAH MAGIC THREAD

Alright you niggers:
>Favorite Color
>Favorite Guild
>Favorite Shard/Wedge (3-color combination)
>Favorite format
>What's your favorite thing about Magic?
>What's your least favorite?
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>>24830432
Doesn't matter if the people you play with are at a similar level and you're having fun.
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>she plays a rats deck
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>>24830499
>Favorite Color
White. I'm a moralfag.
>Favorite Guild
Boros. See above.
>Favorite Shard/Wedge (3-color combination)
Abzan 'cause I'm a fag in general.
>Favorite format
Booster draft is my favorite. Best balance between accessibility and skill ceiling.
>What's your favorite thing about Magic?
The depth of strategy compared to other card games plus the general flavor.
>What's your least favorite?
The price and other factors that limit participation in older formats.
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>>24830541

a thing I hate about these decks is when the opponent never has a good card when I do cast Lobotomy
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>>24830541

something something Lobotomy
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>>24830499
>Favorite color
Red
>Favorite Guild
Izzet cause them bitches is crazy
>Favorite Shard/Wedge (3-color combination)
idk the name, red/green/black
>Favorite format
Legacy, despite wizards best effort to kill it.
>What's your favorite thing about Magic?
Deck variety compared to other TCGs and how well balanced it is.
>What's your least favorite?
Wizards effort to kill legacy. And the reprints from modern masters and return doing fuckall to anything in terms of price. Its like a slap in the face.
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>>24830615
>sorcery speed
>paying mana
bitch please, do you even magic?
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>>24824438
not exist
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