You're talking to your oneitis and this guy asks for her number.
She gives him her number and before he walks away, he says:
>"I'll hit you up later. Next time, leave your little bro at home."
What do you actually do?
call him a faggot and get my ass beat with pride
Hit him, just because I'm ugly doesn't mean I can't fight.
>told him to drink bleach
>qt3.14 laughs
>whatdidyousaybitch.wav
>he throws a punch
>I trip him
>He's too embarrassed to continue
>Wake up
>will never happen
>Drink bleach
>>24821661
>mfw Persian
>mfw would have chad asthenosphere if I got /fit/
>mfw I'm antisocial af
Can I still make it lads?....
Call him creepy, there's no way he can recover from that. If he tries to defend himself, he looks even worse
>>24821800
Get /fit/ lad, what's the issue?
>>24821800
Shit I meant aesthetics
KEK U ROBOT REEEEE
Look at that skinny cunt. I could pick him with one hand. Are women actually attracted to that shit?
>>24821661
Probably laugh nervously with watery eyes.
>>24821828
>sun spots because I never wore sunscreen
>literal aspergers (iq of 120 tho)
>I get more pleasure shitposting than I would ever if I got laid because /kike/
>>24821821
that doesn't work against chads. it'll actually make you look worse
>>24821661
Nothing. It's completely natural for women to choose genetically superior males. I'd never say anything to her again, basically act like she's dead.
>>24821752
>that twist ending
>>24821661
>Pull my fedora down to hide my eyes
>Grip my katana and prepare for a fight
>"Nothin personal, kid"
>He turns around throwing punches, my trenchcoat swaying as I expertly evade my attacker
>He hits me in the nose, but it's a hologram
>I'm actually behind him
>"Like I said, nothing personal"
>Thrust my blade into his back, he let's out a cry of agony.
>Use my cape to cover his head, asphyxiating him, and silencing him. I'm a man of efficiency you see.
>Turn to M'lady
>Apologize for having to show her such brutality
>Tip my fedora, turn on a heel, and vanish into the night
That wouldn't happen, I'm likely as tall or taller than he is
>>24822015
8/10.
Not bad brah, not bad.
Nothing. If i really wanted her i'd have asked for her number first. Because if there's anything worse than being rejected, it's not knowing whether or not she likes you.
Confidence is key robots. You'll never get anywhere in life if you don't take risks. That doesn't just apply to women. Also you're probably not as hideous as you think, unless you're disgustingly fat or look like the living embodiment of the toxic avenger there is someone out there that will like you if you show some backbone and ask them out.
>>24821752
10/10.... you should become a writer
> anon recognizes his writing and storytelling prowess
> becomes known for his twist endings
> becomes rich, buy's rodge's BMW
> finally finds a QT
> appears to be happy, has a big mansion, lots of money
> still takes time to shit post with his robot bros
> one day finds out his QT is actually a roastie and cheating on him
> wakes up depressed
> drinks bleach
Fin.
>>24821800
post your picture
let's see if you can make it.....
i'll give you an honest assessment.
>>24822288
Thanks, I do write, but more importantly nice tripdubs
That guy is WAY out of my oneitus's league so that would literally never happen in a million years.
>5'1 womanlet
>Bad skin, loads of acne from eating too much chocolate
>Autistic, majored in mathematics, hates people and spends most of her time on her laptop
Oh and she has ridiculous standards, she rejected me and I'm out of her league too.
>>24822207
eat diarrhea and die
>>24822361
>le geeky nerdy epic gamer girl
why do you even like her? she sounds like a bitch
>>24821903
>iq of 120 tho
wew lad, better call mensa
>>24822416
she was my best friend ;-;
and she's not a gamer girl fag nor does she do anything for attention ever. she just kept herself to herself
>>24822361
Never underestimate chad's desire to unleash his animal instincts.
I knew a chad that wuld purposefully sleep with girls that were 'way below him' just to fuck with the girl's beta orbiters. sickening, but true.
>>24822485
she'd probably reject him anyway
she's fucking incomprehensible
>>24822288
No twist here. I could have told you the end to this one.
>>24822485
>implying you wouldn't cucque beta orbiters for the laffs if you could
Look annoyed then cry when I get home. What else?
>>24822361
Chocolate doesn't cause acne.
Why do idiots still believe shit like this in the age of information?
>>24822464
maybe she's asexual. I was friends with one
>>24822015
Was just going to post something like this. Good job
>>24822535
>Chocolate doesn't cause acne.
no dirty skin is the cause of acne. neckbeards gotta learn to wash their faces to be honest family :^)
>>24822506
I can see the appeal.
I know this eunuch paki faggot who hangs around this skeleton asian girl and her socially reclusive friend. It would be so easy for anyone to steal this girl away from him, he caters to her every whim.
I almost want to try out of principle. Just make friends with him and the first chance i get send him a picture of me fucking her and have her write something to him to mock him. He'd probably kill himself desu
>>24822305
No... Plz no bully
>>24822446
Let me rephrase, when I was in school I took a iq test each year to see how smart I was getting because, autism. Quite a few years back when I was 14 I got 119 regular, 121 verbal.
>>24822969
akset ro befrest kondeh
>>24823044
>akset ro befrest kondeh
I'm Persian as in ethnicity
I speak little Farsi, I spoke. Ore when I was younger
>>24821661
*Unsheathe Katana
>Huh. Say that to my face.
*Guy is visibly shaken, but not stirred
>W-what are you gonna do with th--
*Teleport behind him before he finishes his sentence I slice his belt and his pants fall down
>Pssh.... Nothing personnel kid
*Zip dick back up
I'd ask if I could watch them fuck and if they'd let me suck his dick after he fucks her so I can at least know what her pussy tastes like.
>tfw my oneitis IS my older sister
>>24821661
>pull out no-serial-number ilegally acquired 1911
>shoot kneecap
>shoot soulder
>force him to get on his knees and put hands over head
>force him to say "huehuehuehue"
>force him to say "brbrbrbr"
>force him to say "gimme boney plox"
>force him to say "CARALHO POSSO MANDAR AQUELE
>force him to mandar aquele
>proceed to stomp his head hueing
>>24822969
>No... Plz no bully
no bully.... do it!!!
plz.
>>24822750
Cool fanfic bro you got a wordpress?
>>24822015
>katana
>not a superior wakizashi
>>24823378
>wakizashi
when will my niggas use them daishoto
shout "JUST" and scuttle away
>>24821661
I like this model guy
>>24823326
No bully no bully
No bully
>>24823516
Why does he look like he's about to pass out in every picture?
>>24821661
Why is his face so goddamn punchable?
>try to say "fuck you"
>can't bring myself to do it
>mumble "y-you too"
>go home
>recite variations of "just fuck my shit up" in my head
>cry
>>24823516
What did he say great memories twice?
What the heck could he have possibly done with that girl that was so great?
>>24821661
I'm bigger than him, not possible
>>24821661
This guy looks exactly like Joseph Joestar.
>>24821690
by that twink?
>>24823161
I really hope you're memeing. I really hope you are.
>"Fuck you say to me cracka?"
>"U-Umm..l-leave your b-bro at ho-"
>"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP NIGGA"
>bust dat faggot cracka in da mouf
>stomp his shit
>make him run his shit
>post da vid on worldstar
>>24822750
>Implying any female would willingly fuck you
>>24823928
They probably checked out the London Tower
>Slam crutches on the ground
>Yell "DAMMIT"
>Angrily hobble off
>tfw cripple
>>24821661
>"At least I'm not some faggot rentboy"
Get nose broken with a smile on my face.
>>24821661
straight up fucking snap on him with my mick blood, then promptly get my ass beat.
then die.
>>24824483
>worrrlsta nygguh
ftfy
>>24822015
>>Pull my fedora down to hide my eyes
>>Grip my katana and prepare for a fight
>>"Nothin personal, kid"
audible laughter at this point, thank you anon
>>24821661
As a girl, I would never date some faggot who talks to my friends like that.
>>24822535
There are many causes of acne, and eating chocolate which contain a high amount of sugar certainly could be a cause due to the inflammatory nature of sugar which could cause acne breakouts.
>>24821661
>You're talking to your oneitis
kek. Oneitis? Nigger, I don't talk to females. The only reason I would talk to females is to fuck them. I'm self aware and know that I'm ugly as shit, so I wouldn't be doing that in the first place. You can stop making these shitty threads now.
>>24821661
What did you say faggot????
When he walks up punch him in the smoch becaue i lift, get decimated cuz can not lift much
>naw bro, I'm not her little brother
As I pull a little bottle of baby oil out of my jacket pocket.
>what did you say
Looking confused
>I said, naw BRA I'm not her little brother
As I rub a dab of oil into my hands calmly
>who are you then
As he watches me rotate my ring around my finger
>I'm her pimp Bitch
As I slap the shit out of him
>omg anon why did you hit him
>bitch say what
Reaches in pocket for baby powder
>>24821661
knock him out lmao
>>24821661
This guy has the hair of your typical LAN party neckbeard. I can think of several neckbeards off hand that have this same shitstain jew fro hair.
>>24827060
Yeah, it's pretty shitty, but he can pull it off due to his aesthetic model face.
>>24823928
fucked her
>>24823516
Fucking damn it. I have the aesthetics and can take a good filtered model "mouth agape" stare selfie.
But I'm a fucking 5'7 manlet. Fucking damn it.
>>24827228
Kek, that's the catch,
There's a lot of aesthetic sub-5'10" guys around. All these top-tier male models like Francisco Lachowski and Steven Kelly are mostly 6'2"+.
>>24827333
It really stings when you see some fringe-average looking guy getting attention from girls just because he's 6'2 and taller than everyone around them.
Fuck it stings man. Tallfags are on easymode as long as they aren't fat. Just grow some shitty facial hair to articulate a shitty jawline and they become a local "hot guy".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T2EyiZLmsI
sacraficed to froyo yet robots?
>>24827420
He's far above average m8, look at his eyes and jawline. Height is overrated, a prime johnn depp was like 5'9.
>>24827333
All you need to do is
>be white
>get a suntan
>lift
and you're automatically at least 7/10.
>>24827484
I wasn't referring to him, but just any guy in general.
>>24823928
He definitely fucked her, probably many times...
>>24827512
no way thats bull shit
>>24827512
You forgot
>have hair
>be at least 5'10"
>>24823201
vai dormi cara, para de shitposta
>>24821752
more like
>qt3.14 tells you to chill out
>dude just laughs and walks away
>later she fucks him and you continue to orbit, but now that she's had chad she thinks that's what she deserves and
holy fuck
no, this place is rotting my mind
goodbye
>move on to another girl
>>24821661
Ask her if she is going to date him. If yes, find a new planet to orbit.
>>24822305
ok, here's me
>>24821752
>it was a hologram
>tails.avi
I would pull a 10mm pistol out of pocket. "Pssh nothin personal kid." Enter vats mode and blow his legs away.
>>24831375
>10mm
More like riddle his leg with bullets until he has a quarter of his heath gone then instantly die from his grenade.
reveal my concealed glock 22 nigger pistolero and blast his ass to kingdom come
>>24821661
>You're talking to your oneitis and this guy asks for her number.
Joke's on you, my oneitis is a guyAlthough he is 3DPD so I don't care that much :\
>>24821862
I would do this
>>24821661
start laughing
I'd say "fuck you". And he wouldn't do anything.
To be honest if she really just did that (actually let that guy interrupt our conversation and give him her number) I would just walk away without saying anything to her and consider that a bullet dodged
I've never really had a oneitis tho so idk if it would feel different
>>24821661
My only redeeming feature is my size.
6'2 220lbs and I lift regularly.
I'd do this thing where I make incredibly irritating jokes and aggressive body language to provoke something.
>tfw there's no physical incarnation of your social anxiety that you can feasibly destroy
>>24832437
>passive aggressive manchild behaviour
why do you think this will ever impress a vagina owner? or trigger a violent response from chad?
>>24821800
Jontron Is that you?
>>24823516
>Google his name
>apparently hes a canadian hockey player
>beautiful and athletic
>damn he really does have it all
>later realize its not the same guy, just a hockeyplayer with the same name
With that being said id be really uncomfortable around them since they are too beautiful. like uncanny type stuff
>>24832461
I'm no manchild, Friendo.
And yes, it would be to absolutely trigger a violent response or make him bitch out.
He's already got the girl, at least I can salvage some degree of my dignity.
ITT: everyone carries a gun
>>24832391
And he'd say "No, I'm gonna fuck her." while pointing at your oneitis.
Then you'd go home alone and post angry frog memes.
