>Be me 23 closet robot
>Happened today, 4 hours ago
>Playing Rust (online survival game like Ark,dayZ)
>Just finished my first ever raid as a solo player
>Never been this excited before, Hands literally shaking
>So much loot. 140HQ,2 AKs, 2 Bolts
>Running back to my base with the biggest grin on my face
>Cunts jumps out of a bush and fucking pipes me in the head
>I let out a thunderous "REEEEEEEEEEE!" through the microphone since nobody was home
Or so i thought.....
>Rage quit Rust and see my dog looking at the front door
>Peak out the window
>See my cousin and his girlfriend awkwardly jogging back to their car on the street
They didn't here me right? I mean im sure they left the oven on or something right?!
FFS can someone please reply to this?
>>28897256
ohh geez dude
>>28897256
exactly how loud was your reeeing?
and did you have any windows open so they could've heard you outside?
even if they did, say you stubbed you toe on furniture or accidentally cut your thumb while slicing a tomato or something.
also, fuck those ambushing cunts
>>28897601
As loud as one can REE. like i said i thought i was alone. The windows are slightly cracked, like probably an inch. do you think they heard?
>he actually rees in real life
That's on you for being faithful to a meme. In other words, you're a retard.
>>28897667
probably not
if they did and if they ask you about it, just say what is mentioned >>28897601
>>28897256
That I'm still a virgin.
>>28897256
>THINGS THAT KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT
The fact I'm ugly.
>Woman says I'd look good with shorthair
>Get a good hair cut
>See the look in her eyes that says no matter what I do I'm still not attractive
>>28897256
Is OP an retard for using memes in real life?
Can you reenact and record this "REEEEEEEEEEE" for us?
>>28897792
>>28898171
The meme was based upon real life tho. Im not the only one who goes REEE in real life
>>28898197
Just imagine someone going "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" at the top of their lungs
>>28897256
>23 closet robot
You mean a normie who likes le epic le may mays xD. I mean, the fact you even deemed it necessary to explain what kind of game Rust is.
